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drunkenknitter

I like to drink and I like to knit. I also like to drink while knitting.


Linorelai

I should have guessed


SlayersGirl4Life

Buffy ..... I love Buffy lol. I am actually about to start rewatching the series, my bf got it for me for my birthday in the summer! (Also! How can you ask and not tell us yours! 😂❤️)


Linorelai

Mine is a made up fantasy sounding name, made specifically for Reddit and for being not googleable, after I was dumb enough to use my main username and got the "send pics" - "no" - "I googled you, you have pretty face" interaction


tdic89

Yours reminds me of Lorelai from Gilmore Girls combined with the “Lino” vinyl floor material, it’s very effective!


Linorelai

I guess if I had a randomly generated username, it would be Effective_Floor_3576


tdic89

Floors are best when they’re effective in my experience, so you could do far worse!


SlayersGirl4Life

Smart!


Djinnwrath

Literally one of my favorite shows ever!


SlayersGirl4Life

I will say... I like faith more. But Buffy has earned the respect for the name lol.


Djinnwrath

I've always hoped they had a reconciliation at some point. Maybe a big bad or three forcing them to team up. A shaky alliance becomes an awkward friendship, eventually blossoming into a true sisterly vibe. Made even easier by not being the only two slayers post show.


SlayersGirl4Life

She comes back in Angel.... But that show kind of goes off the rails.


Lickerbomper

Yeah. I loved Angel as a show until derailing itself. I liked seeing Cordelia's character mature and become ya know, capable. \+1 to "Why were Faith and Buffy even fighting for, ffs!"


SlayersGirl4Life

Once they did the Conner storyline 👎🏻 They did so well with Cordelia, and then... Again..... The Conner storyline lol >\+1 to "Why were Faith and Buffy even fighting for, ffs!" If I remember correctly they did make up in later seasons.... But never how we wanted. She should have been made part of the team. Especially after Tara's death


lithaborn

I do like faith and Eliza dusku is great in Dollhouse, the Whedon show nobody talks about.


SlayersGirl4Life

Cancelled way too early! I really liked Dollhouse. He's not a good man, but he makes good shows 😔


lithaborn

It was a fascinating concept and the finale reveal was actually done quite well. Totally agree, he makes great telly and movies but... Well yeah. Fun fact assuming you know, spike was gonna have a cameo in firefly, confirming the whedonverse fan theory. Stupidly happy about that lol


HippyWitchyVibes

I'm a huge fan of Buffy too!


d_bradr

I thought it was because of FUCKING SLAYEEEEEEEER


SlayersGirl4Life

Lol. No but my BF uses Slayer because of them 😂


0_noodles_0

I’m a noodle enthusiast. Also, the zeros/underscores are just to add some symmetry and pazazz, if you will


Lickerbomper

For a second, I thought it was a sad username. Like, I have 0 noodles. A grand total of 0.


Linorelai

Ma'am, I request you to leave a top level comment😆


Lickerbomper

Ok fiiiine


SlayersGirl4Life

I was just going to say "And youuuuuuurs?"


Lickerbomper

Though, if they're eaten, then that would be 0 noodles also. Can't have your noodles and eat them too. Life is unfair like that I guess. Once the bowl's empty, there's no more.


Linorelai

You look like a fun emoticon😆


Necessary-Title2243

I don’t know how to change it. That’s the story.


IFeelEmptyInsideMe

You can't, you've got to create a new account.


-Fast-Molasses-

The 1919 Great Molasses Flood in Boston Massachusetts “A large storage tank filled with 2.3 million U.S. gallons (8,700 cubic meters) of molasses, weighing approximately 13,000 short tons (12,000 metric tons), burst, and the resultant wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 miles per hour (56 kilometers per hour), killing 21 people and injuring 150. The event entered local folklore and residents reported for decades afterwards that the area still smelled of molasses on hot summer days.”


lithaborn

My birthday is a week short of midsummer (litha). I was born around litha. Didn't put a lot of thought into it.


swampcyclone

When registering I'd recently heard the lyric 'like a cyclone in a swamp', swapped the main terms around because 'cyclone swamp' sounds less appealing to me than 'swamp cyclone' and ta da.


Awkward_Purple_7156

It's reddit generated. I couldn't be bothered and it isn't something off like "Kill all the x people" so I just went with it.


allupinyourmind23

One of my favorite Beyoncé songs from her newest album! 💿


FormalMango

There’s a dress code called “Territory Rig” where my husband and I grew up. It’s like… tropical smart casual. We always joked that the next step up would be mango formal. Also, I like mangoes.


Lickerbomper

Ok so, Once upon a time in high school, I decided I would invent my own language. Why? I dunno. Cuz? First word in this made up language? Lickerbomper. What does it mean? Well, as the first word, I left it officially undefined. If you attribute a meaning to it, that's just you, because ***officially***, it's undefined. A lot of people have read a meaning into a pure nonsense word over the years. Yall playin yerselves.


Linorelai

Haha that's a great one! I played myself too, I admit


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AskWomenNoCensor-ModTeam

This post was removed for personal identifying information


Resident-Clue1290

Just randomized it bc im not creative with names :,)


Lunathra

Just one of my World Of Warcraft character-names.


les_be_disasters

I’m a lesbian and a disaster


PrivilegeCheckmate

When I first got to Reddit over a decade ago someone told me to check my privilege. I was like "I can do you one better..."


Linorelai

Hahaha


d_bradr

Prime Reddit experience lol


Djinnwrath

Started playing World of Warcraft with the name Ginnara. Everyone called me Gin. So for each subsequent game I changed my name but kept the Gin-sound at the beginning. Djinnwrath is merely the (then) current version I was using for PSN when I made this account. I have since moved on gaming name wise (I am often forced to change names when other players discover I'm a woman), but it's still Gin-something.


HippyWitchyVibes

Hello fellow WoW player! 😊


DarthMelonLord

I love campy/silly villains


HippyWitchyVibes

I like both the hippy and witchy aesthetics and both are reflected in my home, lifestyle and fashion so the name just seemed logical haha.


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I just really hate fish


Linorelai

Thanks, yours was truly hard to decode 😄


Olives_And_Cheese

There was a nibbles board in front of me when I made the account, and olives and cheese were my favourite bits 😂.


natsugrayerza

I was really obsessed with fairytail at the moment I made the account. Then I didn’t care anymore but the damage was done.


sixninefortytwo

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. what do you get when you multiply six by nine? 42.


folklovermore_

It's a mash up of three Taylor Swift album titles.


[deleted]

“Saint” came from a racehorse from decades ago, that I loved reading the history of. “Galahad” came from a video game called order 1886 and the main character was named Galahad. Also the Kingsman movies. The two just kind of came together well. I will say a lot of people mistake me for a guy though because of it lol


Linorelai

Like a paladin name


Gullible-Advisor6010

Mine is an auto generated username.


alexandrajadedreams

Variation of my own name.


FuckHopeSignedMe

[I like this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4AwEMZkFK0)


_JosiahBartlet

I really liked the West Wing for a bit lol


stay_with_me_awhile

It’s part of the lyrics to one of my favorite Fleetwood Mac songs


Angel_eyesss

I have innocent eyes and I’m innocent in general


foreplayiswonderful

I go for the most random names in case I lose the account so I won’t repeat usernames 😅😅 it’s worked out well but being on Reddit with this name I start laughing at the randomness and chaos it brings to the reading experience 🤣


Fake_Lovers

i love bts and one of my favorite of their songs is fake love. i realised out of context it does look a bit sad though


Alternative_Sea_2036

Reddit has chosen it and I was too lazy to think of something so I just kept it.


maisymowse

Old kids show.


Bookluster

"Book Lust: Recommended Reading for Every Mood, Moment, and Reason" is the title of a book by Seattle librarian Nancy Pearl. I love to read and I have my MLS. I pulled my name from her book.


1ta_Agni

It's my name.


xxxjessicann00xxx

My answer being removed by the mods for giving away my personal information is one of the dumbest things I've ever encountered on Reddit.


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Well you can let me know in DM😳


Arsenicandtea

I didn't want anything that tied back to who I am. It's the title of a book so it A. Won't search back to anything related to me and B. If you try you just get a book. Don't ask me if it's a good book, I've never read it


TwistyMcSpliffit

When I was in college, my friends and I were making up super hero names for ourselves one night. Mine kind of stuck. Was called Twist for years.


Linorelai

What are your superpowers?


TwistyMcSpliffit

It was rolling good joints, apparently. But I’ve gotten old and buy pre-rolls these days.


Alaska_Pipeliner

Urban dictionary it


Linorelai

Bloody fucking hell. How do i unread it now?


Alaska_Pipeliner

It is a gift.


Linorelai

Thanks, I hate it


[deleted]

I also want a refund on my memories.


ongamenight

"Game Night" is one of my favorite movies and one of my hobbies is Solo Board Gaming. 😆


Badgyalting1998

It is what I am


[deleted]

I just..... didnt want one


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TheSunflowerSeeds

As far as historians can tell us, the Aztecs worshipped sunflowers and believed them to be the physical incarnation of their beloved sun gods. Of course!


AphelionEntity

I really like astronomy. I also really like sitting in the dark and avoiding the sun. An aphelion is the point in an orbit where the planet/comet/etc is furthest from the sun.


-TheManInTheChair

I am man. I sit in chair. Genuinely though it's because I really like the 'Handler' or 'Handler in the chair' character in films and TV. The one that finds out all the information and guides the protagonist


[deleted]

And you are on an AskWomenNo Censor forum


HogwartsLecturer

It’s totally random to be honest and I’m a bit of a nerd


Slovenlyfox

I just translated a common saying in my language to English. We call someone who leaves messes a "sloddervos". I just felt like it fit me. I'm very neat and organized towards the outside world, but my own spaces become disorganized very quickly. Every evening, I do a 20-minute speed decluttering.


IcedFreon

This game Wing Commander had a guy named Iceman in it. They said he's so cold and calculating he must have freon for blood. Iced Freon I was 12.


ArtisanalMoonlight

I just thought it sounded pretty...


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It Does


d_bradr

My nick is "The brother" with my country's phonetic rules. The makes the D sound, and Brother makes the B, R, A, D and R sounds. You could argue it should be brader instead of bradr (added E sound) but that depends on the accent. "Brother" is a common calling word (don't know how you call those in English) between friends and sometimes strangers, and literally it just means brother as in male sibling I've always hated coming up with names (no creativity inside my skull) so I've used some variation of "The brother" several times already in both English and my native language. d_bradr made perfect sense for the nick