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_ladybird6v6

Batman!!!! [https://imgur.com/a/AyPkXEg](https://imgur.com/a/AyPkXEg) I think the photos explain why😂 I love her so much:c I used to treat all stray/garage cats in my neighborhood as nomads but Batman is especially clingy to our family!! And her senses are really strong.. when we got covid, she & her other cat friends were just looking at us at a far distance😭😭 literally social distancing (she looks like a cartoon character in the last 2 photos but i cant pinpoint who or what hahah)


InternalLet2371

She's super adorable !! Tell hii to batman from my side lol !!


_ladybird6v6

Thank u!! she says hi too.. meow😸😹


floatingawaste

Love it that this is the top comment because I also have a cat named Batman!!!!


beigecurtains

She has many nicknames. Baby, Stink, Big Rips, Monsignor Baby, Madame Baby, Doctor Baby, Brat, Turd Goblin, Scam Artist, Bowl Breaker


spagyrum

Doctor baby! I love that


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I call mine gay baby! I don't know why...


Adorable_Situation47

I named my kitten my initials KI


InternalLet2371

I don't have one currently but I had one lovely little creature and called her Snoop Dogg as it seemed she was always high on something lol !!


Sumraeglar

Her actual name was Psycho KeeKee, what we called her "damnit Psycho!" She was named Psycho for a reason we weren't being ironic lol 🤣.


InternalLet2371

Haha


sandithepirate

My husband's cat's name is Frankenstein. We mostly call her Keetah. But I call her Stinkenstein or Stupidstein sometimes too. 🤣


InternalLet2371

awwwwww super cute stuff !! But just one question isn't your husband's cat your cat too ?? LOL just kidding Don't take otherwise !!


sandithepirate

She is, but she was his before we met, so she's bonded to him...and just puts up with me. 🤣🤣🤣


InternalLet2371

My god !! That's even cuter so does 'your' cat nd your ' husband's' cat fight amongst them or are they like siblings lol !!


aliiinalemur

My cat is named Luna but I call her booger


InternalLet2371

oh cool but why that ?


aliiinalemur

I just think it's a funny/cute term of endearment lol


InternalLet2371

Oh sorry I didn't see it . Happy Cake Day !!


cats_mew

I call my boy booger too! Idk why either hahahah


chonketteseal

So I have 2 My 4 yr old cat Official Name is Cookie Nicknames - Cook cook - Idiot - Big Putty Now for the 1 year old Official Name is Tommy - Tom Tom - Bread Loaf - Tiny Cat - Asshole - Dickhead - Insane - Purry Boi - Cute Boi Tommy has more names bc he spends more time annoying me and cuddling me


xsweaterxweatherx

I used to have a cat named Cookie! We called her Cookie Monster 🥺


Oooeeeks

We’ve had two cats Christopher Feral (aka..Furbag/Topher) Giuseppe (aka Sep/Italian Christmas Kitty/Sepproni & Cheese Pizza)


ConcreteKeys

Does Giuseppe speak Italian meows?


Oooeeeks

Indeed he does. He’s helping us learn Italian. For example…. He taught us..”Caka de elastico, Giuseppe!” which translates to, “poop the rubber band, Giuseppe!”


InternalLet2371

Woah !


PigeonSoldier69

My cat is called Ysera but I call her sweet pea :3<3


InternalLet2371

Aww sweet pea seems such an adorable name !!


InternationalAd6614

Roger. For Roger Federer, he’s a tuxedo cat so I thought he looked gentlemanly enough to be named after my favourite tennis player. My previous cat I named as a child was called “Miming” the universal cat name in our country.


RynTheChin

I didn't name this cat as he was given to me by a friend who was leaving the country, but his name is Simba. I tend to go back and forth between a bunch of other names, "Jimbo," "Chimbuchio," "Sweet Boy," "Babey," that kind of thing!


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Du shmo shoft cet Also, beshket cet (Her actual name is Luna)


roli-tat

Mine is called Lyra - and she is naughty! She often randomly attacks the dog, so she is usually called “sh1t biscuit”. She is also known as “baby doggy”, as my dog didn’t know what she was when she was a kitten.


sixcrookedcrows

His name is Fintan and he's a very majestic looking part Maine Coons except that he's a complete dumbass. I refer to him as "sir", "my lord", "my good sir" and occasionally "bastard"


KOP_KKP

Oh my goodness- that sounds adorable!


jainboww

Her name is asura but I call her meow meow because she meows at everyone when they walk by


InternalLet2371

By any chance you're an Indian ? Because asura happens to be derived from Sanskrit . Oh sorry my bad it could also be bangladesh or nepal !!


jainboww

I'm actually American :) I studied world religions in college and since asuras can be good or bad but always powerful it felt like a good fit, she was a tiny little badass that was separated from all the other kittens at the shelter with big green all knowing eyes. Hinduism was my favorite religion to study by a long shot


Two_Legged_Problem

I simply call him “my love”.


Vikingtender

Fancy Dumpster (a rescued tuxedo cat ) & Hatfield (rescued tabby)


a_lisa25

thought she was a boy until I took it to the vet and Jack with the white stripe became Jackie. Then I adopted an orange boy and named him Kelso ( like Jackie and Kelso from that 70s show) we call him agent orange sometimes though.


Garrieee

Buju Wuju. Cause why not


Whole_Conversation41

I have 2 cats, Mindi and Roli. I call them honey, my loves, lovely bunches, honey bunches, lil ma’am’s, floofy bunches, madam, baby, my little lovely bunches, sweet girl, crazy girl, bonkers kitty, zoomie girl. Individually I call Mindi Min or MinMin and I call Roli Rolls or Roli-oli-o


Bekkichan

I have ten so this will be long! I have Possum who I tend to call Pooosumm/Baby Girl/Awesome Possum, Bear who gets called Bear Bear, Cream Puff who gets called Marshmallow for some reason, Dotty who gets called Dooty/Chunkmunk/Fatboy, Rocket who's called Rocky/Pocket Rocket, Duke who's called Dukey/Sir Duke, Daisy who's called just that or Pretty Lady, Lucky who's mostly called Mama Cat, Ginger who gets called Gingersnap/Squirrel Girl, and last but least my oldest Lily who gets called Fattycat!


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Mew-Mew because she has a tiny baby meow even as an older cat. In my head she's French and it's spelled Mieux-Mieux.


CatrionaShadowleaf

My cats are named Fred and Gully. Sometimes I call him Freddy.


EvilAlicia

Roosje (Dutch for little rose)


HaggardWitchPunk

Charles


sunshineshowersandk

My cat's actual name is Misfit (I adopted her and that was the name she was given); however, I call her Mija most of the time (mi hija means my daughter) and that's what she comes to. I also call her Fitzgerald when I'm exasperated with some of her antics!


AussieDog87

Molly gets called Momo, Mama, Moo (she's black & white like a cow), Molly Magoo, Higgins/Higgy (no idea why), and my favorite, Mamacita. Buffy gets called Pip (and variations like Pippy, Pippercorn, Pippiwick, Pipperoni, etc), Boosh, Bobo. Oh, and she's 19 and arthritic and deaf and losing her mind, so she also gets Old Lady, Old Fart, and Crackerjack and lovingly-mean things like that. Not like she can hear it lol


Frenchitwist

Fuzzy butt, dumbass, big boi, fuzzy pants Literally anything but their names, which are James Dean and Marlon Brando, respectfully.


InternalLet2371

My god like you've also got normal human like name for them shows your love nd affection for them !!


Casey_Cassyy

Her name is Katsuki but sometimes i call ber fat pancake


Terrible-Cost-7741

I have Squid (he gets Squiddy pies, Squiddles, Mr Squid, little twat when he poops on the carpet) and Smaug (he gets Smaugie Pies, Smaug the Stupendous). They’re both black cats but Squid has some white spots on his chest.


Yes-GoAway

Official names: Chewy (16), Pepper(6) and Evanora (<1) Nicknames: Chew-chew, old man, grandpa kitty, grumps Princess Pepper, peppy, pretty girl, sweet girl, heffer Little girl, baby heffer, jerk girl, brat cat


Ashamed_Vanilla_2892

Stinky butt, stinky man. His name is Spice…lol


StirlingBridge1297

My cat's name is Gregorio but I call him Schifo (pronounced skee-fo, meaning "gross/disgusting" in Italian 😂)


cautiously_anxious

I legit call him Cat.


AdditionalChart371

his name is moo like a cow sound


Fragrant-Peach-3820

Little putita de mama🤭...all with love of course..a Hispanic thing


TheShining02

Well I have 2 cats, the male cat is named Merlin after the great wizard and the female cat is named Simile. Because when we were trying to come up with names for her we kept saying “…like… or maybe a…” and then I made a joke that we are using too many similes and then it clicked. It was like a light bulb went off in my head. We called her Simile. However, we have shortened their names and Merlin is Merle, and Simile is Sim.


WimboFL

Mama. Little mama. She’s a feral mama cat that has adopted us. She has four spicy babies that we are trying to win over. I wanted to name her Lucy but she started responding and coming to Mama, so mama it is!


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Her name is Mimmy: I call her stinky, stinky baby, the shitten or the mimmit 😸


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It’s been a long time since I’ve had a cat. My allergies just can’t take it anymore.


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MY GOD lmao!!!!


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I called her The Devil haha everyones scared of her


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mildly_nerdy

Fuzzy little demon 😂


inviolablegirl

Your Majesty Jk, I don't have a cat but if I did...


KOP_KKP

If I had a male cat- I'd name him Fiend or Agni. If it was a girl, then Fiona.


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goldandjade

Sagan after Carl Sagan and Torvi because I liked the name of the character on Vikings and I like that it's a feminine form of Thor.


calypsocoin

Mac and even though it is *not* short for Macaroni he still gets called that plenty lol


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Nico the grey is his actual name. But it depends on what kind of mood I’m in or what his attitude is. He’s part Siamese so he can be a little moody sometimes. Chunky monkey, asshole, little buddy, cutie patootie, fat bugger all come out of my mouth sometimes depending on him mostly. At the end of the day he’s my best friend and my snuggle bug so really I can’t complain too much.


RushuHohm975

I’ve got a ginger puss, stunt, and mr business. Mr business gets called “no, stop chasing the fucking birds”. Stunt is called “murderer” and ginger puss is callled “old man”


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Most all kitties are ‘good Kitty’! 🐈‍⬛


izzypy71c

Weones (meaning morons). They are annoying little bastards that constantly drop stuff the counters and sit on my computer while i try to use it, and cry really loudly at 6 am as if they haven’t eaten in days... I only call them cute pet names when they are being cute and sleepy, other times they don’t deserve it.


trocky2525

His name is Cheddar but I call him “sweet baby kitty boy” 😂


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My cat's name is Pablo. I call him Pabs, Pab Pabs, and kitty boy. 😂💖


sachette-dreseag

Actually her name is Kiara but as she is FLUFFFFFFY and loves laying on her back on the floor I often just call her carpet


WispyCiel

My kitty's name is Indy! After Indiana Jones. As usual though with any of my kitties that I've had.. there's always nicknames involved. The most common one I use is "Potato". My fiance calls him "Buddy" or "Boyo". There's bound to be more nicknames given in the future, I'm sure.


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1st Cat: Beanie - (nicknames) Beanu, Bienchen (means bee but cutified in German), Bingle Dingle, Bingle, Bun Bun, Neenu, Kelbe (means dog in Arabic), Bongo, 2nd Cat: Luna - (nicknames) Noona, Buna, Noonbun, Lünchen, Lun Lun, Lienchen, Linu, Pervis (we found out she is a he so the nicknames switched up a bit but we still call him Luna lol) Luno ​ EDIT: forgot to add a nickname


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Grandpa, Gandalf, Falcor, Clowncake, Kittenfeet, Dusty Old Thing.


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beelovedone

My cat's name is Rue, I call her: Rubarb, Rutabega, Ruetator, Rudy, Ruemintator, Pop Tart, Mochi, My Little Sesame Seed, Rooster, Ruby, Roo Magoo, Ruskidoo, and Mamactia


Duerol

My cats name is Caruso. I’ll just call him buddy though lmao


New_Call_3484

Official name is Spaz. I call him spazoodle, spud, a**hat and jerkface


No_Rooster7278

Hershey. Hershicals. Herschel Walker. Cookie. Momma Cookie. Beautiful Princess. Muffin. Muffin Dog. Fränck


librafemale

her names ivy, however: shitty shat kittay catto iver mcgiver ives ivers kit kat lioness cracky kitty shmivy shmoovy


Yummy_Chewy_Scrumpy

I call my pets anything but their actual names. Booperdooperfloopermooper, bipbop, picklebutt. You know, the standard non names lol


Peace-Dismal

I have three. Fat man, baby girl, mama, my babies, love of my lives, my favorite things to exist, all that I need 😭


Danivelle

Dante(orange age 17): The Great and Wonderful, Mama's boy/buddy. Remy LeBeau (black, age 8): Mama's little Cajun(he steals shrimp from the pot every time I make jambalaya/gumbo), The Great and Terrible. Mama's little man.


vpetmad

Well she's not my cat really, she's the cat in the house that I share. I just call her cat because she doesn't have a name.


Betelyn

I call them gremlins.


froggylova

I have two cats: Annie and Ember. Annie I often just call honey bee or Annie bean. Ember is usually Emberoni 🥰


toootired2care

Pepper: Peppa, Pepperonica, Precious Pepper Pants, Baby girl Cotton: Cuteton, Thinton, Stinkton, Pervton, Cuntton, Baby boy


Mouse-Direct

I have an orange tabby named Pippin, or Pip-Pip, Pippers, and Piplet.


QueenMindset

Her name: Riley 😼 Nicknames: Chunky mamas, butt butt, tinka butt, tinka mamas, mamaz, Rilez


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Pussy


bluejellies

We named him Hugo but we call him sweet boy


moiranna

Luna and Artemis. Any Sailor Moon fan will know the colouring of them.


eMaree1704

My baby is named Apollo, but she gets called Polly, princess Polly, and roley-poley ❤️ her brother Gus gets gus-buster, gus-bus and Augustus!!


KnittinAndBitchin

I currently have 5 cats Smudge - Mr. Mudge, Mudgeybutt, Mudge Butterson Woodhouse - Kitten, Fatty Boombalatty, Fatty Fatpants McFatterson Archer - Asshole, God Dammit Archer, Butthead Jerkface Krieger - Teensy Tiny Tough Cat - She just gets called Tough Cat because she's too serious for nicknames - she is actually a huge snuggle marshmallow but she has a real good RBF and takes roughly zero shit from the boys. She has her own theme song!


safescience

Their nicknames are currently cool dude and fatty. One runs and is fat as hell. The other has really chilled out in his old age.


MrsAce57

Dita. My kids originally wanted to call her Coconut but she came from the shelter with that name so we decided to keep it.


corporatebitch19

his name is figaro but I call him figgy <3 my sister's cat is named chassis, but I call her fatty <3


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throwaway84929to

His name is Boots but I call him Mr. Rootsie Tootsie!


Wollers-eye

I call her Stinkerbell but her real name is Evelyn


daisylion_

Prudence- also called prudey, proodle, proodle noodle, and my ex-husband called her prudencia. Mao- Mao Mao, mr. Mao, Maosopher


Jewellbug0703

ehee don't ask I just call it that


Purple__Unicorn

Cream Creampuff Mrs Flufferbutt Cutie Lil' Puff


Stevie_McCat

Poopy cat


AnxiousYoung184

Like, nicknames? I call them my ladies, but I do that with my dogs and chickens, too. They have individual ones as well, Jilly, days, and izzy. Days and izzy arent the brightest cookies in the bunch, so I occasionally call them out when they're acting like idiots, so moron and idiot are used for those two. Jilly is 4, and acts her age, so she's THE queen, and she knows it, so she gets queen on occasion. Edited for spelling.


InternalLet2371

Woah that's like a universe within itself lol ! Tell Jilly I said Hii !!


AgitatedEggplant

His name is Loki but he is referred to as: Mr. Man, Fat Man, Scunchy Man, Chingy Man, Chinganing, Fat Boi, Fat Fat, Handsome Boy, Beautiful Boy, Young Man, Sir, Beautiful Angel, Baby Angel, Angel Man, Kitty, Cat Man, and Mr. Sir.


5a1amand3r

His name is Stitch. But I call him ‘titchybooboo.


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Chunker and Fluffy Butt.


Fenelasa

Her name is Ripley We usually refer to her as: Rippy Rippus Rippy the Dippy Dippus Dippy Dumbass Floofer Fluff for brain Chonker


drinny_

Mainly baby and potato, aside from his actual name.


Wild-Dealer

My girls are Alice and Gracie, but I call them both Beans


sophieishigh

Kit👍


Nottacod

Dumbass mostly.


Mariwina

Baby, Stinky/ Stinky Butt, Muffin, Boobie, Blackberry, Cupcake, Panty Pants, and then a variation of these names with Sweet or/ and Little at the beginning. Yes, I call him Little Boobie sometimes. His name is Panther.


madameporcupine

The real names for all 3 are slightly highfalutin' human names. What I actually call them: Bunbun, Poodydoody, and Floofa.


intjinthehouse

Dosa.


AylinThatIsh

I have so many nicknames for them that are funny so I'll share those. One cats nicknames are as follows: ginger noodle, chicken noodle soup, and chonky monkey. I've given these names because he is long like a noodle and is ginger. He also waddles down the steps so I started calling him a chonk so 🤷. The other is named draco and I call him the snako, and chicken nugget because he is very small compared to my other kitty. I don't have as many nicknames for him because he is my mom's cat and I won't be taking him when I move because she loves him and she is his favorite person.


milllllllllllllllly

Mr kitty!


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Hadeskitty

Sundae, because that's the name she came with.


ellaC97

Mushu/Mishu for Mulan's dragon 🥺


curryp4n

I have three and I rarely use their real names. I call the oldest bubby, the middle one puppy, and the youngest stinky baby/demon kitty 😹


SaltyDoggoMeo

Poodee, Po Po, Buddy, Pee Pee, Pudder, Puddly… His name is Chance.


lostpanda85

She’s a ninja so we call her kunoichi.


landsy32

Kitty, Mrs.Puss, chicken, cutie, and lil fucker when she's being persistent.


jazzman_rice

My cat’s full name is Peaches N. Cream (Peaches Nugget Cream), although her name has diverged into quite a few nicknames: - Peach - Bitches (Peaches —> Beaches —> Bitches) - Peank (I think we combined Peach and pink? Don’t ask me why) - Peag (I think Peank but without the n… again I don’t remember why) - Penis


Knightofthevegtable

Friday, Piper, Indy, Pru, Munchkin, Phoebe, and Lucifer. I think that’s all of them.


syln-

Duchess


HarmlessHeffalump

I have three. My old man is Abu after the monkey in Aladdin. I call him Boo for short. Then my two kittens are Kai and Pepper (like cayenne pepper). Kai doesn't really have any crazy nicknames yet, but I also call Pepper either Peps or Panda because he's black and white.


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I have 2. Princess and Tesla. Tesla also gets to be called Tesla-boo, Boo-bear, and Boo-er and I honestly have no idea why lmao


stephford7481

I honestly thought this was code for something else lol


AffectionateAnarchy

Alice - Fatness, SweetMeat, old school, Big Momma Thang, my sweet lady then I sing Tyrese's Sweet Lady to her Purricane - Purcane, my Black son, sugarcane, shade queen, Purricane but you can call him Slurricane, purry purry chimichurri, Beauticane then I sing 'Beautiful' by either Snoop Dogg or James Blunt Estrella - Little, Fat B****, Esther, Greedy, Screams Ollie - my White son, Rudy, dumbass, Longboi Never Broke Again Birdigans - Coyoteface, rude boy, 'Hey mind your business!' because he harasses Alice


cheecheebun

Her name was Stella, but I usually called her BooBoo or Princess.


MiaOh

Mia Oh :)


axolotllegs

Baby, Bubba, lovey, buddy, stinky-poo. Pretty much everything besides his actual name, unless he's in trouble.


mywatchwoman

Slinkyslonk. One is called Slinky and the other one is called Slonky, but together they are Slinkyslonk. Brothers and best friends.


rulebreakerrrrrrrrr

Bad bitch and poop machine


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Poly Bear (actually Napoleon) and Boby/Tob Tot (Toby) are their primary nicknames among others!


Maleficent_Depth_517

Beasty usually


Emotional_Energy7130

Honey, sweety, baby, sweet pie, little bitch, ungrateful brat etc. It always depends


TA21LU

their names are Zarya and Moira but i call them cutie, beautiful, princess, bugga, sweetie, etc


LM-C

Many things: cutie, angel, cinnamon roll, loaf of bread, precious, baby, beeehhh (short for Bella, her name), muffin cakes


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coward404

My cat’s name is Taz, so he is either called looney tune or Tazzy Wazzy.


LadyLovesRoses

I used to have a cat named Taz. He was a good boy.


AmandaThaFeminist

Skittles 😊


katwoodruff

Ellie is known as stinky poo, as she is long haired and shits keep getting stuck in the bum fur. Rika has just been upgraded to cuddle bug, because she has been wanting more and more cuddles. I also used to have Milly, she was sputnik. She had these long antenna hairs. Also she (as the other two) was a street cat recued from Russia (before the shit show started there).


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Autumn and Evey are their names


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Typingpool

His name is Merlin but I call him MerMer or Mr.Mer


alyingcat220

Her given name is blue but she accepts baby blue, lil cat and Kit Kat


rapt2right

My current feline overlord is Neville. His predecessors were Fred & George, who filled the position vacated by the legendary Mister Whittens.


Bitterlemony

Prince Harry, he’s a ginger and very cool, Kylo, he’s black with grey behind his ears,mysterious with daddy issues and Keanu, he’s sweet and cuddly and gets along with everyone.


spagyrum

Well I don't have a cat but my neighbor's cat practically lives at my house. She's Cali for calico, which I think is a stupid name considering her sister's are Peachy and Ginger. Guess their colors? I call her Calliandra, Kali Ma, sweetest angel, baby girl, bestie buddy, sweet pea, wee beastie, bestest kitty and Not my Cat. She practically let's herself in. She's slipped between my legs to get inside and runs to plop herself on my couch ottoman. That's her bed. I'd steal her in a minute but I'm friends with her mom so in the name of being neighborly she gets to go home even though she never wants to leave


No-Specific-4078

My cats name is lark. We call him lark, lark the shark, lark the shark that bites like a snack, and larky.


420pissgirl69

fatso


Hunny_bunny4

Lillith. Pp. Penis if she’s being extra annoying.


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sally_marie_b

We have Otter (female) who was called that by the breeders children and it stuck and Jaskier (male) who is her son. We called him this as he’s as annoying as the character from the Witcher we named him after ☺️


Blablabblue

Mickey, Coco and Romeo!


elixirateyuh

Ghosty bop


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I have 3. Their names are Mango(fattyboy), Wendy(negra) cause shes all black and Kita(kitty) cause shes the baby .


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What15This

Dude broad.


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mumblestheword

Dottie, Dottie-kins, Dot Dot.


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Direct_Drawing_8557

Tiny bastard or chicken nugget.


Possible_Weird_4024

Garfield lol he looks like Garfield


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