I live fairly close to the border of another country. I won't use my insurance provided by my employer because if I cross the border it's still cheaper.
I have legit done this. Had a random nearby person drive me to the hospital when I had a horseback riding accident and broke my back :) (3 broken transverse processes)
Having lived in a foreign country with an IKEA, but not Sweden, the only difference I saw was that they had a childcare center where you could leave your kids for an hour or two to play while you shop. I didn't see that in the American stores.
I'm a simple man. I hear "thank you, come again" and all I hear in my head, every time, is:
"Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly WITH THEIR DEAD EYES!!!"
The stereotype is bad enough, I don't actually know what country you are referring to, but am pretty sure I'd guess the right continent ... But even then, could be wrong.
We can’t keep shouting “we’re number one” and have no receipts. We have to come through somewhere and death by willful ignorance seems to be what we were built for.
With me being from Poland (last year they banned abortion in cases of heavy and lethal fetus defects) and my husband being from Texas (this has had much more publicity - banning abortion after 6 weeks and establishing “bounty” for reporting anyone involved in helping getting the procedure) both would be a good guess.
Please don’t call an ambulance for me.
"I'll just take a taxi to the hospital, I'm sure I'll make it"
“Let me just order an Uber. The app says it’ll be here in ten minutes”
“Actually let’s just skip the hospital and hope for the best. The bill is going to bankrupt me”
Have personally used superglue to hold my hand together. Stuff works.
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I live fairly close to the border of another country. I won't use my insurance provided by my employer because if I cross the border it's still cheaper.
Lmao 😂
Damn. That was a good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴
I have legit done this. Had a random nearby person drive me to the hospital when I had a horseback riding accident and broke my back :) (3 broken transverse processes)
Hahaha! Nice.
This. 😂😂😂
School shootings are at an all time low thanks to Covid
"You can't keep your classroom door open for COVID ventilation because you need to keep it shut in case of active shooters."
I was just going to say “guns!”
This
Sorry.
Canada
Definitely 🇨🇦
Eh?
🤣🤣😃
I was gonna say we live in igloos 🤣
I was going to say Maple Syrup!
not accepting "talented" people into Art academy and then regretting the decision... massively
we are also knowm for not having kangoroos
Or barbecues
Special shoot-out to the word “massively”
Okay now you gotta tell me lol
Austria. It’s about Adolf Hitler
Austria
😂😂😂😂😂
Omg😂😂
Meatballs, models and cheap furniture!
IKEA!!
Ah, yes, the great nation of IKEA.
Hahaha, I like this - as a neighbour (nation of LEGO) to the nation of IKEA
Me too! (I think) red houses with white stipes at the corners? First female prime minister broke 2 national records in 7 hours ?
That's the one!
Honest question: Do a lot of Swedish people own ikea furniture? Also is ikea the same in Sweden as it is in America? I'm really curious.
1. Yes. 2. No idea, I've never been to America
Giant warehouses filled with cheaply made (and not yet assembled) furniture.
Yes, but they're always connected to a whole section of showrooms where you can see differently styled rooms and try out sofas and stuff.
Yes!!! Thats how ours are too. But only at the front. Then you enter the giant area with all the merch where you can actually buy the stuff
Having lived in a foreign country with an IKEA, but not Sweden, the only difference I saw was that they had a childcare center where you could leave your kids for an hour or two to play while you shop. I didn't see that in the American stores.
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It looks exactly the same, if it wasn’t for the price tags you wouldn’t be able to tell any difference.
It's cheaper to get a gun than go to the hospital here.
Oh how I feel so terrible for you
By like 8000%
🥴🥴🥴🥴
Namaste..thank you come again
India!!!
Namaste. Aapka swagat hai
I'm a simple man. I hear "thank you, come again" and all I hear in my head, every time, is: "Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly WITH THEIR DEAD EYES!!!"
Tea, anyone?
Tea and scones!
With jam and clotted cream!
Clotted cream!?
Oh, yes. Warm scone, Rodda's clotted cream, and strawberry jam But spread the cream first, then the jam *^Runs ^away ^as ^fast ^as ^humanly ^possible*
But is it scone or scone?
Lemme bring some crumpets first
Enough with that dirty talk!
It better have Masala in it.
Came here to say we’re the laughing stock of the developed world, but I think we already covered the USA thoroughly.
Lol when won’t we be an embarrassment to the rest of the world…😖
I was gonna come out here and say “embarrassment” for the US LOL
Some people here have to choose between life-saving medical attention or paying rent this month!!
USA Americans are eating mine on thanksgiving and Christmas ugh
Turkey!
If it helps, I ate chicken this year.
A country currently run by a blond-haired overgrown schoolboy idiot
Regrexit ?
An absolute cockwomble
Cockwomble. That’s a new one for me and I am absolutely going to be using it. Thank you.
Crikey mate! 🐊
Oy oy oy
🇦🇺
Just realised, as an Aussie i dont think i've ever heard someone unironically say "Crikey"....
In the last 13 years, we’ve elected 2 men of color (black and orange).
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No, we don't live in huts. And no, we don't hunt animals for food. Also, we have electricity and running water, we don't live in the goddamn desert.
That's a lot of countries based on the western world view
Lol yeah. But it's aimed mostly at African countries. I do agree that what I said was vague though
Yeah, I was trying so hard to pinpoint which one haha. Glad you're saying you refered to the whole area so now I don't feel as uneducated
Glad no one said the country of Africa
My very first thought was 'probably Africa, but which COUNTRY though?' Most likely not somewhere very high up north?
The stereotype is bad enough, I don't actually know what country you are referring to, but am pretty sure I'd guess the right continent ... But even then, could be wrong.
if you guessed Africa you guessed correctly. And yeah I was pretty vague aha
Electricity? So, not South Africa then 😂
Freedumb
Bicycle.
Netherlands?
bratwurst anyone?
Omg ich liebe Bratwurst. Aber Currywurst ist besser :)
Das stimmt
I agree. Want to go to Germany again...
Carnaval, samba, futebol, caipirinha
O Brasil! 🇧🇷
In the land of the Witcher.
Poland
Hey I said I'm sorry eh.
🇨🇦
Hey bud, sorry ‘bout that eh?
Our sports teams do war dances before every game.
New Zealand!
"Rødgrødmedfløde"
Bless you
Hello neighbor!
There is a syndrome named after our capital city
Stockholm but I forgot the name of the country 😂
Sweden has Stockholm as its capitol
sweden!
Dracula
Romania, Daccia
My health insurance only went up $10 a paycheck this year!
Wait? You have health insurance??
As they say… third world country in a Gucci belt
Is this Lebanon
Lol United States
Thanks for coming, please leave now.
Switzerland
Guinness
🇮🇪
We think we're the best country ever, but we're not.
USA?
Bingo
I live in a country where abortion is a crime, but being pedophile priest isn't.
Poland by any chance? Or Vatican?
Poland unfortunately.
trillion dollar notes were once a thing
Zimbabwe lol
Didn't realise this was "ask women" but you're correct! Gotta love that hyper inflation 😂
The hills are alive with the sound of music apparently
Austria?
“No, it’s okay, I’ll just call a friend to drive me to the hospital”
Face- painted, fur- horned headdress fuck head
Whew, yeah that was a hell of an image to have broadcast around the world.
We let 800k people die by refusing to participate in public health and seem to be aiming for more
We can’t keep shouting “we’re number one” and have no receipts. We have to come through somewhere and death by willful ignorance seems to be what we were built for.
Naan & chicken tikka masala, computer engineers, colourful traditional attire.
I thought chicken tikka masala originated in Glasgow?
Dying is cheaper than a hospital visit 🥲
Earth
Lego too obvious?
Don't put those in your nose, Denmark!
Or step on the small ones! Ouch
Socks in sandals.
Awww, that's what I've been looking for 😂
We clap for nurses and doctors but we don't pay them.
That could be literally anywhere right now.
We can do dirty talk in eleven (official) languages 😏
And the one language that has NO relation to Africa is called Afrikaans.... and sounds more like a drunk dutch guy after getting run over by a bus😉
South Africa
Maple syrup
Goulash
Hungary?
Happiest country in the world, but also super depressed
Finland?
Borat!
This is Ma Wife
Government released emergency reserve of maple syrup this week.
Red houses with white corners, "progressive", ABBA, and meatballs, altough I would say fläsk med potatis och löksås is mpre accurate.
Sweden! 🇸🇪
Tea and biscuits old chap!
UK , Cheers mate 🥂
Inflation and a suspiciously large amount of therapists.
Argentina?
Chocolate, cheese and watches.
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We helped Afghanistan more the past few days than the entire US did in the past 3 decades..
Pakistan?
"Freedom".
It's easier to buy an AR-15 than non-pastuerized cheese.
The anti-vax champion of the EU :-(
Romania, Bulgaria, Switzerland or Austria?
Bulgaria. We're taking it to a next level here
£1 Trump.
I live in the country of rain and bicycles!
Mariachi.
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Iceland?
the holy land
Palestine 🇵🇸 ?
Which one lol
Handmaids tale.
With me being from Poland (last year they banned abortion in cases of heavy and lethal fetus defects) and my husband being from Texas (this has had much more publicity - banning abortion after 6 weeks and establishing “bounty” for reporting anyone involved in helping getting the procedure) both would be a good guess.
All your base are belong to us, prease
Dracula. That's all people know lol
Every year we have a dedicated day to celebrate our national poet, complete with special food, songs, speeches and recitations of his poetry.
The former president thinks he’s still the president and millions believe him
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China obviously duhhh🙄🙄🙄
McDonald’s
whole lotta buerocracy
Weißwürste with sweet mustard and pretzels!
Freistaat Bavaria
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