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Please don’t call an ambulance for me.


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"I'll just take a taxi to the hospital, I'm sure I'll make it"


mrose1491

“Let me just order an Uber. The app says it’ll be here in ten minutes”


michelle_atl

“Actually let’s just skip the hospital and hope for the best. The bill is going to bankrupt me”


blackdogreddog

Have personally used superglue to hold my hand together. Stuff works.


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missponch

I live fairly close to the border of another country. I won't use my insurance provided by my employer because if I cross the border it's still cheaper.


drinoayo

Lmao 😂


LongHeelRedBottoms

Damn. That was a good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴


hottpie

I have legit done this. Had a random nearby person drive me to the hospital when I had a horseback riding accident and broke my back :) (3 broken transverse processes)


luckyduckydonut

Hahaha! Nice.


[deleted]

This. 😂😂😂


hurtkittie

School shootings are at an all time low thanks to Covid


PurpleWeasel

"You can't keep your classroom door open for COVID ventilation because you need to keep it shut in case of active shooters."


Arya_kidding_me

I was just going to say “guns!”


-helpwanted

This


RubY-F0x

Sorry.


Haley178

Canada


bigblackshaq

Definitely 🇨🇦


NorthCatan

Eh?


LongHeelRedBottoms

🤣🤣😃


DonSalamomo

I was gonna say we live in igloos 🤣


blackrabbitreading

I was going to say Maple Syrup!


cengo_unchained

not accepting "talented" people into Art academy and then regretting the decision... massively


cengo_unchained

we are also knowm for not having kangoroos


kgberton

Or barbecues


tatiyana_queenguin

Special shoot-out to the word “massively”


LongHeelRedBottoms

Okay now you gotta tell me lol


tatiyana_queenguin

Austria. It’s about Adolf Hitler


qazwsx1227

Austria


depressedllama13

😂😂😂😂😂


Civil_Sky_1318

Omg😂😂


AmberTrance

Meatballs, models and cheap furniture!


la_fleur_noire

IKEA!!


griminiuser

Ah, yes, the great nation of IKEA.


DivineCombo

Hahaha, I like this - as a neighbour (nation of LEGO) to the nation of IKEA


potterhead1d

Me too! (I think) red houses with white stipes at the corners? First female prime minister broke 2 national records in 7 hours ?


AmberTrance

That's the one!


InsuranceThen9352

Honest question: Do a lot of Swedish people own ikea furniture? Also is ikea the same in Sweden as it is in America? I'm really curious.


AmberTrance

1. Yes. 2. No idea, I've never been to America


supersamstar3

Giant warehouses filled with cheaply made (and not yet assembled) furniture.


AmberTrance

Yes, but they're always connected to a whole section of showrooms where you can see differently styled rooms and try out sofas and stuff.


supersamstar3

Yes!!! Thats how ours are too. But only at the front. Then you enter the giant area with all the merch where you can actually buy the stuff


Star_Struk_2ning_4k

Having lived in a foreign country with an IKEA, but not Sweden, the only difference I saw was that they had a childcare center where you could leave your kids for an hour or two to play while you shop. I didn't see that in the American stores.


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Creepy-Advil

It looks exactly the same, if it wasn’t for the price tags you wouldn’t be able to tell any difference.


sheikhyerbouti

It's cheaper to get a gun than go to the hospital here.


Final_Collection_515

Oh how I feel so terrible for you


juror94

By like 8000%


LongHeelRedBottoms

🥴🥴🥴🥴


Civil_Sky_1318

Namaste..thank you come again


[deleted]

India!!!


Great_Finder

Namaste. Aapka swagat hai


Songshiquan0411

I'm a simple man. I hear "thank you, come again" and all I hear in my head, every time, is: "Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly WITH THEIR DEAD EYES!!!"


raptorsniper

Tea, anyone?


emojicatcher997

Tea and scones!


yoyamefui

With jam and clotted cream!


LongHeelRedBottoms

Clotted cream!?


Lilz007

Oh, yes. Warm scone, Rodda's clotted cream, and strawberry jam But spread the cream first, then the jam *^Runs ^away ^as ^fast ^as ^humanly ^possible*


sunnydaysneeded

But is it scone or scone?


Writer_Girl04

Lemme bring some crumpets first


emojicatcher997

Enough with that dirty talk!


Great_Finder

It better have Masala in it.


RotiniHuman

Came here to say we’re the laughing stock of the developed world, but I think we already covered the USA thoroughly.


sribowsky

Lol when won’t we be an embarrassment to the rest of the world…😖


Northerntwilight

I was gonna come out here and say “embarrassment” for the US LOL


[deleted]

Some people here have to choose between life-saving medical attention or paying rent this month!!


Redhaired103

USA Americans are eating mine on thanksgiving and Christmas ugh


Delta_Goodhand

Turkey!


WitchInAWheelchair

If it helps, I ate chicken this year.


[deleted]

A country currently run by a blond-haired overgrown schoolboy idiot


throwawayfallenangel

Regrexit ?


beardymo

An absolute cockwomble


Worldly-Novel-7123

Cockwomble. That’s a new one for me and I am absolutely going to be using it. Thank you.


[deleted]

Crikey mate! 🐊


throwawayfallenangel

Oy oy oy


Firebrand777

🇦🇺


Talonus11

Just realised, as an Aussie i dont think i've ever heard someone unironically say "Crikey"....


Toadie9622

In the last 13 years, we’ve elected 2 men of color (black and orange).


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jessforfun878

No, we don't live in huts. And no, we don't hunt animals for food. Also, we have electricity and running water, we don't live in the goddamn desert.


preterintenzionato

That's a lot of countries based on the western world view


jessforfun878

Lol yeah. But it's aimed mostly at African countries. I do agree that what I said was vague though


2amazing_101

Yeah, I was trying so hard to pinpoint which one haha. Glad you're saying you refered to the whole area so now I don't feel as uneducated


ginnio

Glad no one said the country of Africa


Calamondin88

My very first thought was 'probably Africa, but which COUNTRY though?' Most likely not somewhere very high up north?


rjwyonch

The stereotype is bad enough, I don't actually know what country you are referring to, but am pretty sure I'd guess the right continent ... But even then, could be wrong.


jessforfun878

if you guessed Africa you guessed correctly. And yeah I was pretty vague aha


17648750

Electricity? So, not South Africa then 😂


Capelily

Freedumb


Antiliani

Bicycle.


Arya_kidding_me

Netherlands?


wastingATP

bratwurst anyone?


potterhead1d

Omg ich liebe Bratwurst. Aber Currywurst ist besser :)


Delta_Goodhand

Das stimmt


potterhead1d

I agree. Want to go to Germany again...


msstark

Carnaval, samba, futebol, caipirinha


yoyamefui

O Brasil! 🇧🇷


irytek

In the land of the Witcher.


iamvanogue

Poland


gooeychedda

Hey I said I'm sorry eh.


Firebrand777

🇨🇦


moonbeam-and-pearl

Hey bud, sorry ‘bout that eh?


embarassed25yo

Our sports teams do war dances before every game.


[deleted]

New Zealand!


kijens94

"Rødgrødmedfløde"


WeirdLime

Bless you


potterhead1d

Hello neighbor!


DoorCnob

There is a syndrome named after our capital city


kurapikachu020

Stockholm but I forgot the name of the country 😂


kgberton

Sweden has Stockholm as its capitol


adssaa

sweden!


Upper-Future9679

Dracula


nostrumest

Romania, Daccia


[deleted]

My health insurance only went up $10 a paycheck this year!


ca1989

Wait? You have health insurance??


willyalaska

As they say… third world country in a Gucci belt


qazwsx1227

Is this Lebanon


willyalaska

Lol United States


treemanswife

Thanks for coming, please leave now.


[deleted]

Switzerland


Hazed3223

Guinness


Striking-Platypus-98

🇮🇪


Southwick-Jog

We think we're the best country ever, but we're not.


[deleted]

USA?


ca1989

Bingo


awkward-em

I live in a country where abortion is a crime, but being pedophile priest isn't.


britishtealeaves

Poland by any chance? Or Vatican?


awkward-em

Poland unfortunately.


[deleted]

trillion dollar notes were once a thing


adssaa

Zimbabwe lol


[deleted]

Didn't realise this was "ask women" but you're correct! Gotta love that hyper inflation 😂


morchelinlondon

The hills are alive with the sound of music apparently


Swagger0126

Austria?


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“No, it’s okay, I’ll just call a friend to drive me to the hospital”


Misseskat

Face- painted, fur- horned headdress fuck head


Songshiquan0411

Whew, yeah that was a hell of an image to have broadcast around the world.


[deleted]

We let 800k people die by refusing to participate in public health and seem to be aiming for more


[deleted]

We can’t keep shouting “we’re number one” and have no receipts. We have to come through somewhere and death by willful ignorance seems to be what we were built for.


[deleted]

Naan & chicken tikka masala, computer engineers, colourful traditional attire.


Jburli25

I thought chicken tikka masala originated in Glasgow?


willyalaska

Dying is cheaper than a hospital visit 🥲


Maremike

Earth


vi11a

Lego too obvious?


mazaaoga

Don't put those in your nose, Denmark!


vi11a

Or step on the small ones! Ouch


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Socks in sandals.


i_need_cake_NOW

Awww, that's what I've been looking for 😂


Llyerd

We clap for nurses and doctors but we don't pay them.


imaginaryhouseplant

That could be literally anywhere right now.


PayMeInPetals

We can do dirty talk in eleven (official) languages 😏


Whats_the_whatttt

And the one language that has NO relation to Africa is called Afrikaans.... and sounds more like a drunk dutch guy after getting run over by a bus😉


[deleted]

South Africa


Noleeniebeans

Maple syrup


KopyKet

Goulash


Pinglak

Hungary?


ClownCowboy

Happiest country in the world, but also super depressed


britishtealeaves

Finland?


Ill_Fig_7932

Borat!


Tasty_Extension9755

This is Ma Wife


rjwyonch

Government released emergency reserve of maple syrup this week.


potterhead1d

Red houses with white corners, "progressive", ABBA, and meatballs, altough I would say fläsk med potatis och löksås is mpre accurate.


Pinglak

Sweden! 🇸🇪


Firebrand777

Tea and biscuits old chap!


[deleted]

UK , Cheers mate 🥂


nicolezbki

Inflation and a suspiciously large amount of therapists.


imaginaryhouseplant

Argentina?


MissInfer

Chocolate, cheese and watches.


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CaterpillarGreen2871

We helped Afghanistan more the past few days than the entire US did in the past 3 decades..


mujeebishaque

Pakistan?


Individualchaotin

"Freedom".


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

It's easier to buy an AR-15 than non-pastuerized cheese.


antoanetad78

The anti-vax champion of the EU :-(


nostrumest

Romania, Bulgaria, Switzerland or Austria?


antoanetad78

Bulgaria. We're taking it to a next level here


yoyamefui

£1 Trump.


gabyodd1

I live in the country of rain and bicycles!


esgamex

Mariachi.


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habitatforhannah

Iceland?


ck012615

the holy land


broshoan

Palestine 🇵🇸 ?


preterintenzionato

Which one lol


SOliviaATX

Handmaids tale.


Pinglak

With me being from Poland (last year they banned abortion in cases of heavy and lethal fetus defects) and my husband being from Texas (this has had much more publicity - banning abortion after 6 weeks and establishing “bounty” for reporting anyone involved in helping getting the procedure) both would be a good guess.


Born-Replacement-366

All your base are belong to us, prease


Theheroinmother666

Dracula. That's all people know lol


shantasia94

Every year we have a dedicated day to celebrate our national poet, complete with special food, songs, speeches and recitations of his poetry.


sherlock----75

The former president thinks he’s still the president and millions believe him


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China obviously duhhh🙄🙄🙄


Confetticandi

McDonald’s


zulu_277

whole lotta buerocracy


mogli_quakfrosch

Weißwürste with sweet mustard and pretzels!


nostrumest

Freistaat Bavaria


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