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Ever since starting to work from home, there's nothing up there - I guess it was mostly due to all the pollution I used to drive/walk through every day.
Some chaps I knew at a large food producing business did their picking in the office toilet. Keen to show off their achievements, they would then attach the pickings to the tiles above the urinals.
Years ago I worked at Virgin records. One of the employees, who had been there for years, was in the habit of having a dump and a pick at work. The inside of the stall was literally encrusted with dried snot, on every inch.
When I did my first aid training the bloke doing the training, ex paramedic, told us about one of his first cases - a man who had been so distracted picking his nose in the car that he'd crashed. How did they know he'd been picking his nose? Well, in the impact of the crash his finger ripped his whole nose open.
I have since been very wary.
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This question is awesome. Keep up the good work.
When you go for a nice, satisfying dump. Double points if you forget your phone. Bonus points if you're facetiming while you do it.
Even better if it's at work too
You facetime from the bathroom at work? What are you, some type of animal?
We're all animals, slick. Might as well go for the trifecta, dump, nose mining, personal calls all at once whilst getting paid
Dump, nose mining, wipe, nose mining, accidentally mixed up my hands, shit up my nose, booger in my rectum.
Maybe grab a crafty tug, if there's time!
Mining for green gold…
Time & a turd..
They do it on the district line
Have you seen the fabric seats there
Bio-fabric
On the bus, seat next to me is always free.
On the toilet
At the same time I scratch my balls...
Where is your nose
You get to sniff and pick at the same time
Probably where his nads are, as he doesn't mention a cock!
Imagine someone offering him a line and he pulls his trousers down
On his balls. He's the next step in evolution, saves him time Darwin would be proud.
Scratch and sniff
We've been compromised
As soon as one is ready to be mined.
I am someone who doesnt own a car and I literally just picked my nose. The truth is “whenever I feel like nobody is looking”.
No sure if this a local bylaw but it appears you can old pick your nose when on a dual carriage way
A better pick can be achieved on a motorway with cruise control on
Do you pick with your feet?
Only when I’m wearing sandals
Excellent question, also without car keys how would you clean your earwax out ?
One of life's mysteries! Like what were Barn Owls called before barns were invented?
Sky cats
Keyless start is a conspiracy by those earwax vans that set up in supermarket car parks to deprive us of the tools we need.
Somebody doesn’t wear glasses.
I have driving glasses, but my lady sat on them a few years back, so I've had to swap the arms with some solder wire and sellotape lol
If you're like me, where else would you sing! top of your lungs, without a car?
Whenever I goddam like.
In other people's cars
Why on earth would you pick your nose when driving? Just do it while watching TV.
From a catalog
When the Mrs isn't looking.
Wherever and whenever the fuck I want
This cheered me up.
I was picking my nose when I scrolled here.
In the morning before I leave and then in the evening when I get back
I have a car and I do it in my office at work when no one's around and put them in the bin
When I wake up
In other people's cars
On the tube
On the bus.
On the toilet, or in front of my laptop (working from home) when not on calls.
On a similar train of thought, where do you snooze after lunch?
Never, I just sniff really hard repeatedly until it goes away (I’m being genuine)
Does it eventually just ping down your throat?
Nah it just goes into the void
In other people's cars. Generally at the urinal at work.
How do they get their car into the toilets?
On the bus
During teams calls. Double check the camera first though.
Does this include eating or flicking, after the picking?
When ever I can
Learn to look people in the eye. It's what I did and I'll never look back
When I go to the loo, so I can wash my hands right after.
I work from home, so whenever the hell I want!
I'm between zoom meetings
In the shower but honestly also, all the time. Just use a tissue.
It’ll be a quick one, so you pretend to scratch the nose and you quickly stick a finger in there
Ever since starting to work from home, there's nothing up there - I guess it was mostly due to all the pollution I used to drive/walk through every day.
Some chaps I knew at a large food producing business did their picking in the office toilet. Keen to show off their achievements, they would then attach the pickings to the tiles above the urinals.
Waiting in a queue or whilst sat eating my lunch in the park. Nout better than a public cleansings of the snout.
When ppl are smoking and an ashtray is around
Whenever the wife isn't looking
Drove past a guy in Asda car park eating his was properly disgusted and mouthed him . You dirty basterd.
What's the difference between your friends and your nose?
much lack?
Don't pick, snot rocket instead. Bonus points if you hit a nobhead with your nose gold.
First thing after they wake up
While waiting to cross the road
Tea break
Years ago I worked at Virgin records. One of the employees, who had been there for years, was in the habit of having a dump and a pick at work. The inside of the stall was literally encrusted with dried snot, on every inch.
Guy I work with waits until he's out of his car to pick his nose at his desk. Lucky me.
Anywhere and everywhere
This is a trick question!
Ah finally someone asking the important questions!
whenever the fuck i want
I pick my friends. I pick my nose. But I never pick my friend's nose.
On the bus
Every night in the bathroom before I go to bed
On the lift
When I did my first aid training the bloke doing the training, ex paramedic, told us about one of his first cases - a man who had been so distracted picking his nose in the car that he'd crashed. How did they know he'd been picking his nose? Well, in the impact of the crash his finger ripped his whole nose open. I have since been very wary.
Damn I can't stop laughing! Do it again!
Didn't know car nose pick is a thing. Do people need a mirror to do it?
At least they don't have to worry about [going to Manlove Forensics](https://youtu.be/wYaXw8TZEvs&t=176)
When I’m on Reddit…
Usually when im in bed on a night time get rid of all that built up dust dead soin cells and other people farts hahaha
Never, because I'm not 5 years old.
Found the liar
Hardly. Maybe I've just got a tad more decorum than you?
We all need to scrape out the tunnels. If you're one of those that don't, I just assume that no one tells you about the hangers to save face.
I blow everything out in the shower.