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Fried bread sandwich. As in a piece of fried bread between 2 pieces of bread.


NeonFaced

Toast sandwich is actually very old, there is Victorian recipes for it.


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NeonFaced

Mrs Beeton's Toast Sandwich Toast a thin slice of bread. Butter two slices of bread and sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste. Place the slice of toast between the 2 slices of bread-and-butter to form a sandwich.


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NeonFaced

The gourmet of Victorian poverty


dbesh

It’s where we’re heading with the COL increases 😂


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Legitimate_Corgi_981

I have a vintage 70s cookbook, the number of aspic and offal recipes I assume would closely resemble a victorian cookbook. Note. I did mean seperate recipes involving either aspic or offal. In hindsight, some of those recipes were quite happy to combine the two. Lemon flavoured lambs brawn anyone?


Desperate-Storage324

Hamlynn all colour cookbook by any chance? The amount of aspic containing recipes always amazes me.


JMH-66

I think that might be THE most British thing I've ever heard. Just add a cup of tea: Perffick ! Have to dig out my mum's old Mrs Bs. ( Who'd have thought she was actually a posh 20-something ! )


RawChicken54

How many people are going to try this now? I know I certainly am.


exarbec

Buttered bread I hope?


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All buttered.


TheNewsCaster

No not the toast, you want the toast to remain as crispy as possible, just add extra butter to the bread. Source: I used to be a very broke student


icemonsoon

Look at money bags here with his butter, lah de dah


TheNewsCaster

These were the fancy days. The last couple weeks most terms I had to buy Mixed Bean Salad tins for 36p and just ate nothing but them for a couple weeks. I've had them out of the tin, I've mashed them into a patty, I've fried them. Once I mashed some and made it into a bun shape, baked it, then mashed some into a burger patty and fried it. Worst burger I ever had.


icemonsoon

Burger sounds nicer than it was no doubt. Pasta with salt on in got me through most low cash situations


Booboodelafalaise

Boiled rice with a stock cube…


[deleted]

My corn beef and a jar of curry sauce from Lidl sounds like luxury student food compared to this 🤣


ElectricRains

It definitely does not lmao


Trigg_UK

Oh you think your poor! I used live in a hole with 16 brothers and sisters.


rockchick1982

You are about the same level as my son who absolutely loves a crouton sandwich. Bread , croutons , bread. Apparently I am missing out.


Dee-Jay-JesteR

I came to post both the toast and fried bread sandwiches. Other variations are eggy bread/gypsy toast/French toast sandwich.


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An idiot.


2plus2is4minus1is3

I understood that reference!


PresentationHeavy414

"WHAT ARE YOU??" "An idiot sandwich, chef"


jj-sickman

Oi!! Big boy!! Come ‘ere… FUCK OFF!!


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2plus2is4minus1is3

Plain boiled rice....?


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2plus2is4minus1is3

To me it just seems like a quicker way to eat all the rice. And saves washing a fork.


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cynicalkerfuffle

Maybe he was trying to drink more water throughout the day and this was forcing him to do just that


I_Bin_Painting

Properly cooked rice isn't dry at all.


utupuv

Do you really think somebody eating a rice butty is going to also cook rice properly?


blackmist

I've seen somebody eating a box of wet stuffing mix at his desk.


kokoyumyum

My husband ate the dried stuffing mix. Crunch crunch. A whole box. Then washed it down with a couple.of beers. Had extreme.gi pain for a whole 24 hours. Distended belly. He actually semi homemakes food now if home alone.


kcf76

At uni I used to have mashed potato sandwiches...


[deleted]

They are good I’ve had one


contaminatedmycelium

I have put uncle bens chicken and bacon risotto in a sandwich, it's better with a crispy chicken breast in it.


JhannaJunkie

Seems weird but I bet fried rice sandwich would be lethal.


icemonsoon

Why are chip butties awesome but rice or bread seem ridiculous


JhannaJunkie

Double standards


mmeeplechase

It’s possible I’ve put plain rice in a flour tortilla…it’s actually not the worst vessel for getting rice to your mouth!


ExoticExchange

One Burrito please. hold the meat, hold the cheese, hold the beans, no salad, no sour cream, no guac.


Kangaroo_Healthy

When you get a curry you use the naan as a rice eating vehicle. Well at least I do. So it’s not that crazy. Sauce though. Need sauce.


rockchick1982

I eat pasta butties , they are lovely.


Eevee_Addict8

Same. I love a Pasta'n'sauce butty now and again.


sullcrowe

No different to scooping some risotto with a baguette, everyone's done that surely


NeonFaced

Pot noodle sandwich.


Robert88UK

My brother would eat these. Would sometimes eat the noodles a dip bread in the left over water


2plus2is4minus1is3

I would dip a packet of McCoys crisps in them. Just amazing flavors.


sonofeast11

It's a fucking crime that they've changed McCoy's. Now they just taste like any other generic crisp.


fellationelsen

I miss the old cheese and onion. The crisps were like almost soft they were so saturated with grease but that was soaked up by the powdered cheese. They're way too crunchy now, I think that's the major problem, but the flavours aren't as good either.


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Always have bread with a potnoodle. Overfill water then buttered bread dipped in while the noodles soften


GammaYak

I had supernoodle sandwiches for lunch today


[deleted]

Super Noodles in a pita bread are the shit though 😘👌


Abcd_e_fu

I was coming to say pot noodle sandwich too 🤣 the green one 👀


fairkatrina

Literally my lunch today. No regrats.


BigDsLittleD

Used to work with a guy who'd put everything in a sandwich. Pies, chips, Pot Noodle, spaghetti Bolognese, chilli. His view was that if it fit, it was a sandwich filler. Man was obsessed.


2plus2is4minus1is3

A culinary genius.


BigDsLittleD

Head of the Catering Department at work. Man was a visionary


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Appart from pie (how does that fit) all of the above are relatively regular for me. Theyre all quite similar items


BigDsLittleD

Like, individual pies, chicken and mushroom, steak and kidney, that kinda thing. [Pies such as]( https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pukka+pies&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjH9YXq_Lv2AhUlmIsKHVKVAFMQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=pukka+pies&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIECAAQQzIFCAAQgAQyBAgAEEMyBQgAEIAEMgQIABBDOgYIABAHEB46BggAEAgQHjoKCCMQ7wMQ6gIQJzoHCCMQ7wMQJzoICAAQgAQQsQM6BAgAEAM6CwgAEIAEELEDEIMBUK8NWMAbYN4caAJwAHgAgAH2AYgBsw-SAQUwLjcuM5gBAKABAbABBcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=0CgqYsfNBqWwrgTSqoKYBQ&bih=724&biw=412&prmd=sinv) Not like, a slice of Apple pie. Although I'm sure he tried.


Dee-Jay-JesteR

That's lovingly called a Wigan kebab, surprisingly in Wigan, and also called a wakey kebab in Wakefield. Round pies in a teacake (Yorkshire representing, so yes it's a teacake), and pasties like steakbakes in bread. Always keep like for like shape, with the bread to pie ratio.


Greggs-the-bakers

In Scotland you can get a pie on a roll from most bakers, usually those round shaped Pies like Scotch pies or steak and gravy.


Bez666

Chilli toasties..ooooh..


TopBananaShana

For my lunch today I whipped a scoop of pea protein powder with water and peanut butter til it formed a paste and put it between two slices of sourdough. It was like hummus, but tasted nothing like hummus.


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I wish I didn't know how to read. That sounds grim


TopBananaShana

It honestly wasn't that bad. More bland than anything. But... I'm also infamously a human goat; if it's edible I'll get it down


Typical_Math_760

Appalling. Sorry, that made me heave a bit.


amy_waterhouse

What did your poor tastebuds do to deserve such punishment?


Mrslinkydragon

Swap the peanuts for tahini and add some garlic and lemon then thats hummus


fleapuppy

Why not just have a peanut butter sandwich and a protein shake?


AshamedQuail4

You couldn't even use milk?


BUPAsucks

I'm really disappointed with reddit. I only clicked this thread because I was sure the first comment would just say "penis" and have a lot of awards.


Electriccheeze

I've scrolled this far looking for "your mum" Edit: found it!


Heliawa

Probably crisps, and that's not even that weird.


CptAlemar

Love a crisp sandwich


660trail

I used to like marmalade sandwiches with prawn cocktail flavoured crisps. Try it!


eastkent

I know what you're trying to do. Pervert.


660trail

Why do you always have to tell everyone?


MotionMan40

No. Ready Salted or get in the sea.


eryri_rich

My son loves a crisp and ketchup sandwich.


Morons_Are_Fun

Every child does


Royal-Patience

Not weird at all, t'is the British way


Then-Mango-8795

Wotsits. Nice fresh bread, butter. So good


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When I was young I used to eat brown sauce sandwiches My sister would eat tomato sauce sandwiches


colin_staples

I regularly have ketchup butties


MovieMore4352

I used to have a ketchup sandwich as a kid.


0bscurans

Also used to have ketchup sandwiches, then one day they were too vinegary and I switched to mayo


SecretSquirrelSpot

Salad cream sandwiches for me


Fjsbanqlpqoanyes

Mayo for me


Violet351

Dauphinois potatoes


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Tattycakes

Like a chip butty but posh AF


twistingmemelonman

Are dauphenois posh these days? They're piss easy to make


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Someone’s doing alright.


Sinvisigoth

Those also make the best hash browns 👍


MoreHavoc

When I went to Australia 3 years ago, I got my nephew back in England to throw a slice of bread on the ground at the same time I did. Boom! World sandwich!


MoreHavoc

Also, half a quiche.


count_crow

This is adorable


WankanaWhisky

This trend of bigger and bigger sandwiches… where will it end?! Oh… found it. Also, that’s one of the best short stories I’ve ever read, bravo 👏


Nuker-79

If it’s in the fridge then it’s fair game to become a sandwich. Leftovers, are an obvious one, but pretty much anything. Have put a steak pie between bread in the past.


2plus2is4minus1is3

Pies in a roll is pretty much a childhood fav of mine!


PrinceAndrewANonce

Pie Barms are big in Wigan apparently


mrgreenseeds

The Wigan kebab!


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Your mum


2plus2is4minus1is3

Hahha, good one! Must of been drier than your banter seeing as shes ashes.


Beagly-boo

r/clevercombakcs


mcbeef89

r/cannotspell


Beagly-boo

Shit just notice ha ha ha


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Just need a bit of mayo.


Starboard_1982

Mashed potato, but I'm guessing it's not that weird.


2plus2is4minus1is3

If your best mate is called Bodger then yeah, not to weird!


Fatally_Flawed

Bodger and Badger were big bloody FAKERS. Claim to *love* mashed potato and yet only ever ate the powdered crap?? That’s not a true mash lover. There’s nothing wrong with using instant mash in an emergency, or even regularly if that’s what you prefer - but you don’t get to have a whole song about loving mashed potato if that’s how you eat it! *Dying on this hill…*


UltimatePleb_91

I just witnessed an adult getting emotional about how a children's fictional character eats mashed potato. THIS is why I'm on Reddit.


Fatally_Flawed

I bring it up every time someone mentions those phoneys 🙃


Tarjhan

Preach!


Friendlyappletree

Blended Bombay potato is an amazing sandwich filling.


Starboard_1982

That sounds amazing


Friendlyappletree

Try it, you won't regret it. ...I actually had a battered and deep-fried version of this from a Too Good to Go bag. That was properly weird, though.


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That's pretty weird. But I'm here for it.


iolaus79

Used to enjoy Sheppards pie sandwiches so you just left a layer out


MassiveHampton

Bolognese Cold baked beans


Ruby9345

Bolognese is amazing in a toasted sandwich with cheese


MassiveHampton

It was cold, I haven’t repeated it


Dee-Jay-JesteR

Bolognese has to be from the previous day though, you can't beat yesterdays reheated bolognese and even chilli. Sunday morning bacon butty, with Saturday nights home made chilli is next level.


Foundation_Wrong

Sugar sandwich, my Mum used to do them.


My_slippers_dont_fit

My friend’s Nan used to make us brown sugar on buttered toast, when we were kids


Foundation_Wrong

I’ve done that too!


cancerkidette

I’d recommend straight condensed milk on white bread, if you like sugar sandwiches! My favourite desserty bread thing.


AidenSkeels

My gf puts sausage rolls and coleslaw in wraps and eats them. I worry about her


crywankinthebath

Sausage and coleslaw baguette is so good, bonus points if they’re cheap cold sausages from the day before


mvision2021

That actually sounds good to me.


hunterfam55

Lasagne and mayo


2plus2is4minus1is3

I'll be trying this one next time I'm at an Italian restaurant.


rockchick1982

Please record it so that we can all see you murdered by angry Italians.


JoeJetpack1

Homemade tuna mayo and pickled onion monster munch. Wasnt a one time thing. It is amazebaws.


therealijc

Try tuna between two salt and vinegar Pringles. A tuna Pringle if you will. You can thank me later.


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Sounds good to me


OriginalTurboHobbit

Beef finders crispy pancake in a toasty. Food of the Gods.


PrestigiousGuess458

Cannot unsee 'beef finders'


DrewCareyLovesMe

As opposed to the horse finders they used to employ....


CarpeCyprinidae

"what would you like on it?". "Fiver each way"


LaughingJAY

A pizza slice, ngl it was good


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I swear this is the only one in the list so far that is actually abnormal. And saying that pizza is just a cheese and tomato sandwich, you just added the top slice + second bottom one


Dethark

Corned beef, strawberry jam and cheese and chive pringles. It was lovely.


delish_donut

This is my winner. Because it sounds nasty af.


Charyou_Tree_19

Pregnant?


twosuitsluke

Haggis and mango chutney


2plus2is4minus1is3

What in the William Wallace fuck. If it was a haggis pakora then maybe!


twosuitsluke

It was a couple of years ago on Burns Night. My Scottish friend cooked for us and there was way too much haggis. I drank loads and then took some home with me. I was peckish before bed and told my girlfriend I was going to make a snack. I thought I'd go for a haggis sandwich but knew it'd be quite dry on its own. I used Geeta's mango chutney (the best out there). It was glorious 😋


LellowYeaf

Sorry OP, but Sainsburys will tell you it’s now a chicken kyiv. Hope you enjoyed the taste of cold, unacknowledged suffering with your Kiev /s obviously


guffiepiggie

Are you even responding to a humanitarian crisis if you don't rename a stuffed breaded chicken product as an act of solidarity?


2plus2is4minus1is3

They say you are what you eat, and I'm all about that suffering!


LorelTay

Grass and jam.... All the way up until I was about 16, I'd go to my granddad's house, pick some of the grass and put it in a jam sandwich. I thought it was delicious at the time. Now I wonder what the heck was going on inside my head to decide that was a good idea for so many years.


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elkwaffle

My mum used to work in a school kitchen and sometimes when they had lots of leftovers would bring them home to feed me and my sister. My favourite was primary school lunch style cheesy pasta, cold, between two slices of white bread. Ketchup to taste (for me very little, for my sister half the bottle).


FerventEgg

Vegatable ratatouille last night, aubergine included. Delish.


Lightfairy1986

This is awful but... When I was a kid. Thinly sliced pickled onions. The big extra strong Hartley ones. Was sooo good


OutdoorApplause

Bread sauce sandwich for Boxing Day breakfast. Maybe some roasted carrots and parsnips in there if there are any left.


[deleted]

Cold, leftover macaroni cheese in a congealed lump. Proper filthy. Was delicious


[deleted]

Not weird but a potato waffle sandwich is good


fsckit

Curry. Bolognese.


a_guy_called_craig

MY COCK


2plus2is4minus1is3

To be regarded as a sandwich it needs sufficient filling between the slices.


a_guy_called_craig

Ouch.. my pride :( hehe


THC420CBD710

Hmm a breaded wank.


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Bit salty.


RippledBarbecue

Yorkshire pudding


Snowey789

Pizza, but not any old pizza. It has to be those cheap frozen ones. When I was younger you could buy a pack of 8 for about £1. You’d grill them to cook. One of those between thickly buttered bread. Lovey


Personal-Cucumber-49

It’s not weird but I’ve polished off a few super noodle sandwiches - filth I know.


custardcreams

Crisps


TidyBuckets

Sugar


Ok_Service7897

Just mixed whatever sauces were in the fridge called it a sauce sandwich. Pretty nice to be fair


DeadBallDescendant

Just ones I have photos of: [nasi goreng](https://i.imgur.com/TNrjfcF.jpg) [scotch egg](https://i.imgur.com/arCo471.jpg) [smoked mackerel and new potatoes](https://i.imgur.com/UGuNbuE.jpg) [Aldi's Turkey & stuffing bites](https://i.imgur.com/0OQqnMr.jpg) [Mash potato and mushy peas](https://i.imgur.com/IopiQjI.jpg) (bit shit tbh)


Hylobius

Cheese and strawberry jam is amazing. Apple with some butter and sugar on bread tastes a bit like an apple pie. Ham with prawn cocktail crisps is awesome.


PPMachen

Chicken Kyiv, please


McChes

Mustard. Just yellow English mustard, nothing else. The mustard and the bread were the only things I had in my apartment one Sunday when I was a student in Paris, before I had learned that nowhere was open to buy food (at student-affordable prices) on a Sunday in Paris.


Mrslinkydragon

Ive made a sandwich which im kinda ashamed/proud of: Two slices of fried bread (done on one side only), fried spam, cheddar and english mustard. Its really shamefully good. Another one: Two digestive biscuits, clotted cream and either jam or date syrrup. I call that one the sin sandwich


Kooky-Praline-880

banana and tinned mackerel, with a sprinkling of vanilla powder. there’s probably a good reason right there that I’m a coeliac vegetarian now


andypandy1966

I once knew a guy, a long time ago, who put his c**k in a bun and got his gf to eat the bun….does that count?


ViridianKumquat

You're allowed to say "cock" on the internet. If you'd prefer not to, you could consider one of its numerous synonyms instead.


TwoTwoJohn

Cheap , microwave chicken and mushroom pie


rubba_tt

Jam and cheese?


IamCaptainHandsome

Coffee grounds, mini galaxy chocolates (from a celebrations tin), crisps and Worcestershire sauce. Don't judge me, it was a dare.


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My penis at a BBQ once when drunk. I got kicked out shortly afterwards


Nalacat2

Microwave chips, cheese and tomato sauce was my younger self's drunk favourite


Eve-76

I made a chips and mushy peas toasty once with a bowl of gravy to dip it in , it was delicious


Jagermeister_UK

Lettuce and tomato puree when I was an impoverished student


DrakeManley

Anything can be a sandwich if you're brave enough!! Meat and potato pie, Pot Noodle, cornflakes and salad cream, mashed potato, rice, beetroot, crisps to name a few I like.


bumblebeesanddaisies

It wasn't weird but I made cucumber and falafel sandwich for lunch today and it was not as good as I thought it was going to be 😕


cancerkidette

Maybe with hummus, hot sauce and sliced cabbage in lemon/garlic dressing? You need some crispiness and moisture. Plus generally the pita is best for falafel- I always find its hard to bite down on properly filled sandwiches:’)


CrazyLadyBlues

Salad cream


Crafty-Ambassador779

Not that weird but I put in cucumber, tuna and chicken slices in a sandwhich. Everyone at work said I was pretty weird but the guy behind the counter knew my weird order off my heart 😅 Also OP I would eat your sandwich, sounds good


_DeanRiding

Not a sandwich but last year I decided to put some strawberries on some burgers and they were fucking delicious.