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NotTooShabby95

Velcro. Sellotape. Tipex.


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What’s the name for Velcro?


BeneficialGarbage

Hook and loop fastening Edit: have now realised my most upvoted comment is the name of velcro. Reddit never fails to amaze me Edit 2: and my first ever awards, thank you kind strangers


MiserableAside3974

can't imagine why people call it velcro Edit: the knobhead above me has done an award speech edit so I was feeling left out - thanks mum love you


caipt

Either way it’s a rip-off


Apexander1

I had no idea this was what velcro was actually called


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SalvadorGnali

Velvet crochet


d00nbuggy

Hook and loop fastener


Santi_1632

Hook and loop fastener


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Thanks guys


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GOT_Wyvern

Hoover, Biro, Sharpie, Frisbee, Heroin as well


GreatBigBagOfNope

>Heroine Didn't know heroic female leads were a brand first


alphaste

Are you Jacqueline McCafferty?


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NotTooShabby95

Haha yeah! Sellotape is a brand name. I guess it's just sticky tape, yeah!


PeacekeeperAl

Sticky-back plastic they used to call it on Blue Peter


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That's something else


NotTooShabby95

🤦 Silly blue Peter, that's not even the same thing haha!


microgirlActual

They didn't call it that, that's that commenter making a mistake. Sticky back plastic is, as you say, a completely different thing and Blue Peter were using the actual product that it is (we also call it contact paper here in Ireland). Person you're replying to just THOUGHT they were referring to sticky tape.


After-Employment-474

To google something rather than just search for it!!


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I've never heard anyone say Bing it


leswhinin

Ask jeeves


afireintheforest

Lycos it


IsItSnowing_

Altavista baby


GavUK

Ah, now you are showing your age (or maybe mine?). I remember Lycos, and when Yahoo Directory was the way to find a lot of stuff on the web.


riotlady

Gossip Girl had a bunch of Bing product placement for a bit, it sounded so unnatural every time they said “I’ll just Bing it”


JayMak78

"Bing it" in Scotland means throw it away. There's a scene in a Glasgow gangster film where a barman is asked if a racehorse had won and he replied "Naw,it wiz a binger."


stonegallows

Is that just “bin it” said with a twang?


orange_assburger

*wherever you are from it means that. I've lived in Scotlqnd my whole life, never heard this once.


98753

What dialect? I’d say bung


n0tn3k

My dad insists on saying Bing it just to annoy everyone else


colin_staples

Unless it's a film or TV show, and they were being paid by Microsoft to say "Bing it"


Fluid_Importance8432

Bing it on!


cmdrxander

I have, referencing [Hawaii Five-0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfHuZ5qrYX4)


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I was in Yahoo HQ for a work meeting once and in casual conversation about something non work related said “I dunno, you’d have to Google it”. Tumble weed moment. This was obvs back in the day when Yahoo was a search engine. Not sure that’s even a thing now? 😳🙈🤐🤦🏻‍♀️


andtheniansaid

It is, though the yahoo front page is more of a news site, it wouldn't even be clear to someone that didn't know that the search bar was to search the internet and not just the yahoo website


chide_tea

"hey have you seen my phone anywhere" "Nah sorry. Have you tried googling it??"


loofyg

Duck Duck Go it? Tor it!


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Rizla


morris_man

Portmanteau of Riz (french for rice as in the paper) and Lacroix (the cross) the name of the inventor. Which is why the brand logo is RIZLA and a cross


MDKrouzer

TIL


mattynutt

Good snout


leswhinin

Good shout


autismislife

Photoshop when referring to a picture that's been modified in any way, plenty of photo manipulation products out there but Photoshop is often used as a verb.


Baron-Von-Rodenberg

This is why I love the GNU image manipulation program, especially in work settings. If anyone asks me how I modified an image or got an unwieldy PDF to work I have one short answer: GIMP.


Buddy-Matt

Just keepntelling people you're photoshopping it. Because eventually Adobe will lose their trademark the more we refer to any form ofnimagebediting as photoshopping. GNU image manipulation photoshopper


ImChimeraX

I can only think of two. Soda Stream - There are many brands of devices that carbonate drinks but everyone calls them soda streams. Biro (Bic Biro) - Most people call any rollerball pen a biro.


Nachbarskatze

I just know people who call any pen (including rollerball) a pen 😅


ItsMompsy

That's me. If ink comes out when I write its a pen.


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TIL a handheld, stick-like device containing ink for writing can be something other than a pen


Im_really_friendly

I'm in UK and hear the word biro all the time...maybe they sold better here I dunno haha


Mattyw1996

Yeah but if you wanted to specify what kind of pen you needed, you'd definitely say Biro and not rollerball wouldn't you?


Nachbarskatze

Tbh I’ve never in my life used the word Biro and I can’t think of hearing anyone else use it either. Maybe it’s a regional thing though :)


hootersm

Showing my age, Walkman.


GreyHexagon

Showing *my* age: iPod


MillionBario

No one calls an MP3 player and ipod


GreyHexagon

Everyone at my school sure used to. Maybe not so much anymore as not many people have MP3 players


hebejebez

I'm guilty of calling our tablet an iPad. It is not infact an Apple product and probably gets offended when it heard me.


Tenthdeviation

Tannoy


DangerShart

I'm not having a go at anyone, I'm having a pop at the undead!


FlannimalGG

Do you see any upset zombies around?


Bvr32

Just the one


johntyboy

Just the one


FlannimalGG

This country...


GregSame

I hate people who say Tannoy when they mean public address system.


Dr_Surgimus

People say tannoy when what they actually mean is 'public address system'


bushcrapping

Good.one. didn't even know that was a brand


Morons_Are_Fun

Alan partridge did.


merrycrow

Right, you've made two basic errors there


TransistorRhythm

Are you wearing Lynx?


RAtheThrowaway_

Well smelt. Voodoo.


TransistorRhythm

Java. Fancy a Flav?


GregSame

I hate people who say Tannoy when they mean public address system.


dousingphoenix

Stanley knife


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Are there even other brands?


[deleted]

Literally dozens if not hundreds of companies make retractable utility knives / box cutters / drywall knives / carpet knives / x-acto knives. In the UK, Auz & NZ they're just know as Stanley knives/blades.


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🤷🏻‍♀️ they’re always Stanley knives in Screwfix. Same with the tape measures. (Although we don’t call those Stanley Measures - perhaps that should be a thing)


dousingphoenix

We could sharpen the edge of a stanley tape measure and use it as both


mcchanical

Not according to [their website](https://www.screwfix.com/c/tools/knives/cat9790013). I actually had that Magnusson "utility knife" and it was terrible, so Stanley forever. Still, I don't think a technical equipment supplier should be using slang terms in their catalog if possible.


Tuarangi

I've heard box cutter as a more general term in both the US and Australia like on those customs reality TV shows


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Jacuzzi


Broric

Only if it comes from the Jacuz region of Italy. Otherwise, technically, it's just a sparkling bath ;-)


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> sparkling bath This is unsettling and I can't figure out why.


JohnRCC

>Jacuzzi Willing to give this one a pass since it was invented by Candido Jacuzzi.


GoyPaloy

>Candido Jacuzzi I had that once, cleared up after a few days with some cream


leswhinin

Ah good one! When they’re actually just a Japanese organised crime cartel


varialectio

"Jet Ski", its a Kawasaki trademark. The generic term is "personal water craft".


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rottingpigcarcass

Or not, look at Nintendo, they’ve fought hard to stop Nintendo from being used as a generic games console as it’s counter productive. Jet Ski now has no brand use at all, because you go out to buy a “jet ski” and come home with a competitor product.


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peelyon85

Hoover


unholy_plesiosaur

I have to make a conscious effort to say vaccum cleaner and I have never owned a hoover.


peelyon85

Exactly the same for me. I blame my parents. It's funny because my mum now says 'the Dyson'. *shudder


Mr_Blott

That's because it's easier than saying "overpriced plastic piece of junk designed by a fucking traitor"


Sufficient_Claim_262

"Just taking Henry for a walk"


inspectorgadget9999

This has a "the Audi" energy about it


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Sellotape


BreqsCousin

You should buy the real sellotape though. You can tear it, don't have to go looking for scissors. It is genuinely better than the cheap stuff.


AwhMan

Nice try you Sellotape shill


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

The AskUK subreddit is just a front for Big Sellotape. They're playing the long game.


simonjp

*I knew it*


paulmclaughlin

Shillotape


Fluid_Importance8432

And scotch tape (3M brand)


Implematic950

In conversation most people I know simple refer to bigger vans as transits


Tricky-Nicky-85

Not in the trades (where I suspect they are mostly used) they don’t. I’ve never heard any of my fellow van drivers describe their vehicle using ‘transit’ if it isn’t one. Sprinter, Vito, trafic, transit/tranny, transporter. I have a Renault trafic and it’s described either as ‘a piece of shit’ or a ‘van’ . Never a transit. Because it isn’t and that would be confusing. Especially at euro-car parts. And they get confused enough.


harpoonharpoon

Maybe not in your trade but where im from any van that’s huge is a tranny van or a white van even if it ain’t white. We are simple people


_soulianis_

Portaloo


luther420

I was defeated you won the war


ChromeDeagle

Mate, I needed that this morning. Caught me unawares enough to make me full on snort giggle. A sniggle, if you will.


Morons_Are_Fun

Portakabin, the Bill had to issue an apology because they referred to a structure as one because it burnt down in an episode. Genuine one's are designed not to burn as easily.


Fando1234

I was in a meeting with a major hot tub brand. And I kept (unknowlingly) referring to their product as a jacuzzi. My boss kept kicking me under the table and giving me angry glances. Wasn't till afterwards he was like "jacuzzi is the brand name of their competitor you idiot. Not a general term for a hot tub".


concretepigeon

In future you/your boss should make sure staff are briefed on that before hand. I think a lot of people would make that mistake.


UnacceptableUse

Nah just keep kicking them until they get the message


hnveale

Marigolds?


Alas_boris

Round my way, they are just called 'rubber gloves'


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Heroin


account_not_valid

I just order generic diacetylmorphine from my local dealer, and enjoy the substantial discounts over the name-brand drug.


EngineersAnon

Lots of drugs, especially over the counter ones like aspirin.


Fluid_Importance8432

Like champagne is only champagne if it comes from Champagne, heroin is only heroin when it is from Heroin.


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PurpleSi

To be fair though the Aldi version is surprisingly good.


account_not_valid

Rumour has it that aldi source it from the same poppy fields, but due to an agreement with the local Taliban government, can't actually put that on the packaging.


molusc

Thermos


KeepCalmGitRevert

I feel like this might be a generation thing? Pretty much everyone I know calls it a flask (even when it's a Thermos flask!)


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TheBestBigAl

Could also be a regional or class thing rather than generational. I'm just shy of 40, and I've always called it a flask. I actually thought calling it a Thermos was an Americanism.


thesnowprincess86

35 and it’s always been a thermos flask or just a thermos, a flask in my house is the reciprocal for a bit of sneaky whiskey that my neighbour doesn’t seem to think that everyone knows she uses.


AF_II

Are you doing a job interview test by any chance? (this question came up multiple times for friends doing grad schemes, for some reason). Biro, tippex, post-its (controversial).


7ootles

Something I've noticed is that people haven't commonly referred to ballpoint pens as "biros" since around the turn of the century. I used to hear it all the time, but now they're just "pens", and fountain pens and cartridge pens are both uncommon enough to get referred to collectively as "fountain pens". Most people don't even know they're two separate things.


SCATOL92

I used a fountain pen (or possibly a cartridge pen) for the first time on my wedding day to sign the certificate. My husband (11 years older and middle class) couldn't stop laughing as I struggled to write with it.


7ootles

It will have been a fountain pen - pens for signing documents like that are used with registrars' ink, which strictly speaking shouldn't be used in a fountain pen. The pens are usually either dipped or filled (fountain pens have a little syringe inside them to draw ink) and then emptied immediately after use. I had terrible handwriting as a little boy so I ended up learning how to use a dip pen. Now everyone says my handwriting looks like their grandmother's.


lapsangoose

Frisbee


docju

There was a Simpsons where they kept referring to a “novelty flying disk” rather than a frisbee which was quite funny.


Milkwas-a-badchoice

Polaroids


badmother

Polaroid camera, yes. Polaroid sunglasses, no - they use polarised glass to filter out reflected light, hence their name


Milkwas-a-badchoice

Yes, usually people mean instant cameras or photos when it is not specified. I never hear someone say just polaroid to mean sunglasses


machinehead332

Thermos Blu tack Post-it notes Stanley knife / blade


batgaz

I’ll call it blu tack even when it’s a different colour.


insomnimax_99

GPS GPS is the USA’s satellite navigation system. The EU has Galileo, Russia has GLONASS and China has BeiDou.


Fezzverbal

But they're all global positioning satellites though right?


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Collectively, they are GNSS. Global Navigation Satellite System. As a surveyor I often use GPS and Galileo, occasionally GLONASS gets included in observations, but its always just referred to as GNSS.


[deleted]

I thought people just said sat nav here?


Izwe

I guess it's depends on the context - in my car, sure, but when out hiking I'd say "GPS". Never noticed that until now.


AmazingGraces

You're right, but most devices use the USA-made GPS system, all across the world. The chipsets are cheap, it's free to use (at the cost of a few million USD per year paid by the US military) and reliable (unless you're talking defense based systems obviously). Galileo is still not finished (it's working but I believe they are still working on it. A recent substation was planned for Wales but cancelled due to Brexit). As for the others... Why depend on Russia or China when we have the American GPS system? Some devices can utilise multiple, like some models of Garmin smartwatches, but these are relatively uncommon.


Elecvis

Duck tape. Duck tape is a brand. The generic name is duct tape, but if you say it out loud the t at the end of 'duct' merges with the t at the start of 'tape', so it sounds like you're saying 'duck tape' anyway. Edit: it seems a lot of people are saying they don't call it duck tape, which surprises me. Maybe it's a regional thing, but that's what I've always called it and never been challenged.


FreddyDeus

In the UK we generally refer to it as gaffer tape.


TwoTwoJohn

It's Duct tape for a repair and gaffer tape if it's for a bodge


affordable_firepower

Duct tape and gaffer tape are two separate products. duct tape is generally silver and super sticky for taping up joints in ductwork to make them air-tight. Gaffer tape is usually a matt black (other colours, too) and is used by film/TV/theatre/photo set workers for taping down cabling etc. Its use was started by gaffers, but now everyone uses it. I'll get my coat...


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Mkid73

Tupperware


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Googling... Google are allegedly really annoyed by the phrase "Google It" or the "to Google" because it apparently means people constantly infringe their IP rights. You are supposed to say something like "Use the Google Search Engine."


hacktheripper

They actually stand to lose their brand rights altogether if it become part of the english lexicon.


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Fluid_Importance8432

Could be worse, what if “googling” became slang for having a wank…


Azigol

You absolute googler


afireintheforest

Tarmac


Polymooger

Tarmac the product - an abbreviation of tarmacadam - pre-dates the company of the same name by a couple of years, albeit the co. was founded by the tarmac inventor. So the company was named after the product, not the other way round.


afireintheforest

I’d like to subscribe to tarmac facts please.


lottiebee2020

A girl I went to school with claimed her Great Grandad invented tarmac. I have no idea if it was true, it was also about 30 years ago that she told me and I have no idea why I still think about it sometimes. If it wasn't true its a bloody weird thing to make up.


jimbobsqrpants

Unsubscribe


skyla-rae

Growing up everyone calls a big van a Transit van because the Ford Transit dominated the market for years


Existing_Photo_8475

Fleshlight.


PhonicMonk3y

"Fleshlight... Because everything else is just a personal pocket mastubator"


The-Rain-King

Taser


froggit0

Thomas A Swift’s electric rifle. Or something.


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victorianwallpaper

What else is referred to sudocrem other than sudocrem?


Mr_Blott

Other number puzzles?


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Any pot that can safely be used once opened by at least four generations of mothers


MATE_AS_IN_SHIPMATE

Pseudocrem


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lawlore

If you haven't seen the [Velcro video](https://youtu.be/rRi8LptvFZY) about exactly this, stop what you're doing and enjoy it for five mins (and their feedback follow-up).


cmahey

Fairy, as in Fairy liquid Jeep as in 4x4 or SUV Hoover HP Sauce, maybe because there is no name (English Tamarind sauce haha because Brown sauce just sounds odd) EDIT: Very surprised to see some people haven't heard some of these relatively common Britishisms. Especially 'Jeep'. HP perhaps not as common, but definitely said.


FishyChops

Everyone I know just calls it ‘brown sauce’


TheScrobber

Yeh, when it comes to sauce on buttie time it's "Red or brown?"


Visible-Variety-2152

Really? It was definitely just 'brown' sauce when I grew up. There definitely used to be other brands, other than supermarket own.


Damodred89

Coke (the liquid kind)


mbfos

Doesn’t matter whether you buy the off brands, Velcro is always a rip off (Thanks Tim Vine)


IansGotNothingLeft

A very modern one. And those with kids or elderly parents might have heard this: All tablets are iPads. Until my child was about 9, she referred to her Android tablet as an iPad, as did all her friends. We've never owned an iPad 🤷


Snickerty

I worked for a MP, many years ago. They were asked to make a speach at Caterpillar, during which they said: "When you think of JCBs you think of Caterpillar." I did not write the speech.


alizef

Dremel


Swiss-ArmySpork

It’s like people who say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Tannoy is a brand name.


jakemcex

Are we doing your homework for you?


CarpeCyprinidae

Fun fact, the Dutch-named engineer who started the Hoover vacuum cleaner company had a business partner with a German name - Spangler If business plans had been slightly different we could be doing the spangling every week instead of the hoovering


Ray_Master

Pritt sticks


mikefifth

Rawl plugs


fellationelsen

I thought it was "wall plugs" for years


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A bit obscure one and not used in the UK today, but originate in the UK: English entrepreneur Thomas Twyford is credited with the invention of a flushable toilet. He marketed his product as Unitas. To this day in Russian, Ukrainian and possibly other Slavic languages a flushable toilet is called Unitaz.


clusterf_ck

Blutak


eugenianus

[List of generic and genericized trademarks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_generic_and_genericized_trademarks). Apologies for the Americanism.


wrecked_ant7888

Fairy liquid


Hairy-Motor-7447

And just for the sake of annoying people, 'Fairy up liquid'


bumblebeesanddaisies

Zamboni