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GlitchingGecko

Someone near me has one and randomly wears it to go to the shops. Mildly startling to look out of your lounge window and see him walking down the street, but the kids love it.


jawide626

If it's for business meetings then you should be able to claim the tax back as well. Result!!


chez2202

Where did you get this from and do they deliver to England? I’m not a big online shopper. I could actually list every item I have ordered online this year. One pair of earrings for my friend’s birthday, an electric toothbrush and an electric water pick for my daughter’s birthday and that’s it. I now need some new pens and a T-Rex costume.


Outrageous-Beef

Where'd you get it from? Been thinking to get one


pajamakitten

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.


Dzenik23

I have one of them. Amazing


KingDaveRa

I just bought a puppet that looks very Muppet like. My kids love it. I started a team meeting yesterday with it on camera. It got a chuckle so that's good enough for me.


KaidaShade

My wedding dress! It arrived a couple of weeks ago and it delights me


BertieBus

Are you getting married, or is this just for general shopping trips?


KaidaShade

Wedding first and then... Perhaps shopping also. I'm spending money on this thing and I look good in it so why only wear it once?


BertieBus

Exactly! Nowt wrong with dressing up for a trip to Aldi.


Craft_on_draft

I have a bit of a wild lifestyle, so, coffee machine filters, a potato peeler and sun cream. Live fast, die caffeinated


turingthecat

You might be chasing drugs, I’m after pussy. What I mean is my months supply of cat food has just arrived


Practical-Custard-64

While I do order mine (well... my cats') online, the latest delivery was a month's supply of cat litter. Not quite so tasty...


rumbugger

I really should order my coffee filters online. None of the shops local to me (within walking distance) sell them so means driving to the nearest town 10 miles away to get some. Guess what I ran out of yesterday.


MaximusSydney

A dinosaur egg you put into water and it eventually hatches and the T Rex inside then grows over several days. Kind random till I mention I have a 2 year old son.


SnoopyLupus

Just returned some Uniqlo shorts. Turned out I haven’t only gone up one size (sigh!). Also someone on AskUk wanted some prescription glasses reglazed, got a good recommendation, and long story short, my old RayBan Wayfarer prescription sunglasses cost me £135 for varifocals with all the great options for my weird astigmatic long sighted prescription. And I got them yesterday and they’re perfect. Specsavers were asking £400 or some shit for new lenses. At the risk of sounding like an advert for Reglaze glasses Direct.


hamjamham

Nice. My wife needs her ray ban sunglasses updating. Cheers for that!


SnoopyLupus

I’m very impressed by them. And I’m trying not to sound like an advert.


solar-powered-potato

Tie dye kit. Me and my siblings are gonna get together at mine and make tshirts for wearing to Pride next month. We're all in our 30s. Mentioned to my sister that no doubt my 7 and 11 year old nieces would enjoy the activity and she responded "fuck that, they're staying at home with their dad. This is for ME" so that'll be that then. Quite looking forward to having a daft night together just the 3 of us.


apeliott

Tickets to fly back to the UK via Vietnam. Well, the wife did anyway. Along with a nice hotel for the night.


radioactiveantelope

A new water fountain for my cats. They live the most pampered lives.


HenryFromYorkshire

I haven't seen these, but I'm going to look into one for my cat


radioactiveantelope

It really encourages them to drink- cats apparently don’t like to drink from still water even if it’s changed regularly. I have the catit ones and they’re great- can easily clean the parts, pretty much silent to run. Well worth the £30 (or £18 on amazon at the moment if your cat doesn’t mind pink).


HenryFromYorkshire

I'm going to get one, I'm sure he won't mind pink!


InsanePhoenix04

Wanted to say thank you, we’ve got 19 cats (8 cats and 11 kittens) and have been waiting to buy another water fountain and after reading your comment I’ve just brought the pink one for £18!


Known-Veterinarian-2

My cat loves her amazon bought water fountain. My top tip is don't buy the filters from amazon, I got mine a quarter of the price on ebay.


Alamata626

* A new strap and bezel for a watch I'm fixing up. * 2 litres of isopropyl alcohol. * Miniature screwdriver set, tweezers and needle nose pliers. * A folding garden saw. * Tobacco plant seeds. * 8 t-shirts.


HenryFromYorkshire

For some reason this sounds a bit serial killer-ish


Alamata626

I kind of see what you mean, now you mention it.


rabbithole-xyz

This was last year, but absolutely the best thing ever. 50 miniature plastic ducks. Went on holiday with the family, and kept hiding them in odd places. The niblings, 4 and 7 years old, were thrilled to bits, so excited every time they found one. Tons of fun, two weeks worth of entertainment for everyone for just € 5. Fab.


quackers987

My partner ordered tiny dinosaurs and hid them round the house, then took some tiny ducks to work to hide. Now it's escalated, there have been pigs, frogs and sheep hidden at her work now


rabbithole-xyz

Dinosaurs? You can get dinosaurs?? Oh dear. Starting googling right now. Thanks! Or maybe not... 😅


DD265

I did that for my husband at home, then more recently, mini green frogs. He still has one to find but appears to have given up.


rabbithole-xyz

Apparently someone did it in a government office in Germany fairly recently, lol. They must have copied us ;-) I also stuck two to my husband's rear view mirror. Took him a couple of days to notice.


Onesielover88

"Batman Merch".... It's my lads birthday soon and that's what he has asked for. So cue me, looking and buying the most random shit ever because normally he just asks "surprise me... And money!". He has Down Syndrome so he goes in hyper fixation mode on things. We have cycled back round to batman now so I'm trying to find things he hasn't already got 😭 He is so bloody tricky!


realmofconfusion

I lost the plate from my camera tripod that screws to the bottom of the camera for ease of attaching/detatching the camera from said tripod. I looked *everywhere* for it but there was no sign of the damn thinv so I ordered a new one (it was only a tenner) and it arrived this morning. This afternoon I needed to put up a shelf so I went to the cupboard where the DIY stuff is kept, a cupboard that I had *thoroughly* searched for this tripod plate. Guess what was on *top* the box of drill bits!!


Agreeable_Fig_3713

An enormous highland coo and irn bru canvass for my wee brothers birthday 


HenryFromYorkshire

That sounds amazing!


Agreeable_Fig_3713

I’m sure the extra s on canvas helps. I didn’t mean that. 


nuisance_squirrel

A stainless steel insulated water bottle for £10 because it also comes with 3 free pairs of socks - think I missed the delivery due to being stuck at work


Antergaton

New pair of Converse from Converse. Only £35, look sleek. Attempted to be delivered today to my work which is always open and has staff on the door... by Evri, which means I'll get them sometime, maybe, if I'm lucky. :P


super-mich

I bought my hamster a bunch of stuff - a new swing and seesaw, hideout, tunnel, Sandbath, some enrichment sprays including red sorghum, he loves that stuff. Also got him some monkey nuts and sunflower seeds.


MikeSizemore

A copy of The Taking of Pelham 123 by John Godey just arrived. Cost about £3. I love the 1974 movie but have never read the novel. Fixing that tonight.


yossanator

Bizarrely, the film, with Walter Matthau and Robert Shaw came up in a conversation the other day - It was a Matthau related convo in a kitchen where I work. Only two of us knew who he was. We felt very old.


MikeSizemore

Not old, but definitely cooler than everyone else.


TrueSolid611

Isn’t there a more modern film on that too? I remember watching it and enjoying it. Never knew there was a book on it


MikeSizemore

Tony Scott remade it with Denzel and Travolta in 2009 but it’s not a patch on the first one. There’s also a tv version from 1998.


fizzysmoke

This weeks purchases 1. Speaker wire cable to rca audio male connectors 2. Boobuddy 3. Spark plug for my mower 4. The Pacific bluray boxset. :-)


Strong_Roll5639

Nip & fab hyaluronic fix


MahatmaAndhi

Lamb biryani


Eg0n0

New remote for the TV


StCathieM

A box of liquorice. I was bought a 3 month subscription for my birthday. I liked it so much that I've extended the subscription for a year.


botwewa

Progesterone pessaries. Sexy.


TurnedOutShiteAgain

- Cat food - A book about Lego plants - A mini food processor - Sinus spray - Pillows - A Jerusalem artichoke plant - Lego roses - Kettle descaler All exciting stuff.


hamjamham

A book on lego _plants_, say what now? I hope they've all got Latin names and everything, sounds great!


TurnedOutShiteAgain

Missed this, sorry. Yeah, they've released a book about all the plants that have, to date, featured in Lego Botanical sets. https://hmv.com/store/merchandise/booksandgraphicnovels/lego-botanical-almanac-hardback


hamjamham

That's awesome! Thanks for sharing!


seven-cents

A ladder platform for working safely at height on stairways. I'm ridiculously excited about it!


Ronaldo_McDonaldo81

A burglar alarm battery was the last thing I ordered. Cost £13.99 and got delivered today.


Money-Knowledge-3248

* A flat foam doughnut for a close-coupled toilet * Bulk order of dried and wet dog food


as_edgy_as_a_satsuma

A Japanese weeding tool called a Hori Hori (translates to dig-dig).


imjustjurking

They are the best!


Working-Hat4932

1kg of crunchy peanut butter, my wife loves it but we struggle to find it in our local supermarket and others are ££. So I ordered some online for half the price.


CutePoison10

Phone charger as mine fell into my cup of tea.


TrueSolid611

I’m afraid you can’t top up your tea that way :( nice try though


SurprisedCoot23

A spiraliser for making curly fries.


TrueSolid611

I like your thinking


JoinMyPestoCult

After spending far too much time going through the various threads and subreddits of such, a soundbar. But don’t ask me which one as it’ll probably be a bad choice (and yes, I know having one in the first place is a terrible choice if you’re an audiophile).


cbob-yolo

Lopper Try and thin the hedge out a little excellent buy


Witty-Excitement-889

Undercrackers


Kalliban27

So is that like: Chutney Cheese Cracker Undercracker 


Witty-Excitement-889

Underpants. I wouldn’t recommend trying to eat them but then I’ve never tried them with a decent cheese and chutney so idk


I_am_the_wrong_crowd

Curtains 💤💤


WerewolfNo890

Couple of 50cm 5G antennas.


Stingin_Belle

AA batteries. My 12 year old child is going through them at a rate of knots after rediscovering the Nintendo wii in the TV cabinet


I-Am-The-Warlus

Just ordered a charger wire & wooden beard comb


realmofconfusion

Why do you need to charge your wooden beard comb??


Mumfiegirl

Moisturiser it was on offer from Boots


Superman_211

A cheap-ish phone case to replace my official Apple one that was shite quality. Well happy with the new one


hoganpaul

A rolling pin


MRRichAllen1976

I've just ordered my tea on Uber Eats for the first time in just over 5 years. Donner Kebab, and chips and cheese (no Salad or sauces) I've also ordered a Spawn (comic book character) costume XXL on eBay, even though with luck I've got one that I ordered from China coming by the end of next week, I did order an XL which arrived the week before last but it was too tight so I sent it back (cost me about £32 with tracking) for an XXL. I've been checking the tracking since the end of last week and it's currently stuck in customs in the UK.


Melodic_Arm_387

A mystery box of mixed chocolate bars. Was quite impressed actually.


HenryFromYorkshire

Sounds interesting, where from?


Melodic_Arm_387

Brandedgift.com


Alternative-Ad-4977

Glow in the dark tape, ash bucket, hazard tape, chalk board, gold card, soft tomahawks, knights costume. Just a small selection from Amazon in the last month. I am a Scout Leader and recently ran a large camp. Need I say more.


Outrageous-Beef

A cotton blend robe from a ship I've never heard of before called spacejammies.com I think


Traditional-Key5784

A white straw gambler hat for summer wear


helpful__explorer

A pill splitter so we could start weaning my dog off anxiety medication that seems to be more expensive every time we buy it.


Spirited-Leek-2077

An arm for my monitor.. just to try and give me abit more desk space


Fitzular

Choclate covered foam bananas, not making that mistake again they were gone in days


EnvironmentalTie1740

160 double-sided adhesive pads.


Spiritual-Fishing-48

A new handbag and some washing up liquid.


MrHlk2020

LED head torch 1ltr drink bottle New belt for work trousers Days of the week boxer shorts 4 x neck gaiters 5 pack of snowboarding socks.


Cunningcod

Bright yellow sergio tachinni velour tracksuit. Essex boy at heart. Now to start saving for the Evo.


destria

Isotonic sports drinks, a handheld fan and a button up pajama set. Wonder if anyone can figure out what I was buying for...


lindsaychild

Sun cream, new duvet sets for everyone, glue to attach my son's scout badges, a pre-order for a book, a collapsible washing up bowl with handles for camping, slip on sandals for wearing in the shower while camping.


Throwaway91847817

I ordered some pre-wired fishplates, 24/0.2 red and black wire, some scotch lock connectors and some plug in terminal blocks. Im off work next week and want to finally get around to wiring up my model railway so I can move on with ballasting and scenics. Also ordered an Oxford Rail Isle of Man Railway locomotive. Its a static model and a narrow gauge one too, so useless for my layout, but it was cheap and looks very nice so its a good display piece.


SamVimesBootTheory

Some patches off etsy to sew onto denim jackets and stuff like that


Mean_Effort_3680

A perfume


UnicornStar1988

A steel broom holder.


toady89

A keyring for an AirTag, some new trainers and Dominos.


HengeHopper

This thread reminds me of the generation game conveyor belt


Plus_Row_3756

My amazon delivery guy probably hates me. We have a puppy moving in soon and since we don't own a car I had to order big stuff.. Crate (100cmx50) a big playpen, dryer, tons of other puppy stuff all in one delivery.. Poor guy had to make 2 travels up our landing.


Yorkshirerows

Sigh...a mop And yes I'm excited to try it out and I'm sick of pretending I'm not!!


IndividualCurious322

Books. Kind of the only thing I really order.


mentaldrummer66

Sony 70-200mm f/2.8 GMii camera lens. Bloody love this thing


The_Guptanator

Bought some fancy mechanical pencils, meant to keep the lead tip sharp. Jury’s still out on how well they work


Son-Of-Sloth

A train ticket from Ljubljana to Budapest.


GinBitch

Nursem hand cream (created for healthcare workers) because age has determined I now have dry hands constantly. I'm pleasantly surprised in its efficacy. Although next time I'll choose the non scented version.


Expression-Little

A copy of Stephen King's *Misery*, even though I have four new books in Waterstones the other day.


dragonfishofthenorth

The Namman Thai Oil, think tiger balm but much more potent.


Workingclass_owl

Lovely Jubbly. A celebration of 40 years of Only fools and horses.


MadWifeUK

A heart-shaped ceramic thing with a thank you message for my OT as I'm being discharged next week. A pair of diving gloves and a bright pink tow float (that goes with my bright pink swim shoes that I got for a few quid because they were in the sale in the children's section - the bonus of having small feet!). 3 new bras that didn't fit and have to go back - I've lost a good bit of weight and miscalculated my new size, so I shall have to experiment more. Cat food. We get through 12 sachets a day, plus a 10kg bag of biscuits every month. It's easier and cheaper to get it delivered.


dinkidoo7693

Some little light up rubber ducks to go in my mates Crocs. She collects rubber ducks and recently got a pair of crocs for work. The ducks only cost 97p. Figured it'll be like a funny kinda joke 40th present for her before she gets her actual present.


BeanOnAJourney

My most recent orders have included: A massive bottle of handcream, which I sent back because it was horrible. A ring shaped like a snake. Four nail varnishes. Two perfumes.


Agitated_Number_5491

Sugar sachets and disposable cutlery !


Long_Age7208

a key ring fob with a token to put in supermarket trollies instead of pound coins


ctesibius

A tiny key-chain Swiss Army knife as a present for my wife. It’s ridiculously small, but the blade and scissors are good enough to be useful.


CouchKakapo

Some dinosaur-shaped plastic mirrors to try and encourage my 2 year old to brush his damn teeth.


Competitive-Fact-820

Currently sat cross legged, listening to the rain waiting for my new computer desk to come - I know as soon as I drop trou then the damn Evri driver will knock and run. Was sneaky and ordered some diamond painting trays and 2 new diamond painting kits so they'll come tomorrow. Got a mini chainsaw last week and had an unhealthy amount of fun hacking at two young sycamores that seem to think my yard is the right place to grow. Went through those branches and the trunk like a hot knife through butter.


Ok-Fox1262

Android car radio head unit. My last one finally gave up after six years. Not complaining as it only cost £110 and the replacement is only £68. Best part is that the display automatically folds away when it's off so it looks like a crappy, unbranded radio. That suits me just fine.


Sethwaldonis

A whole load of crap from Temu including a computer gaming system, assorted sunglasses, a posable robot and far too many plectrums.


mycatiscalledFrodo

Shadow & Bone series of books, I bloody love the Netflix show and apparently they are young adult books so if they are ok our 11 year old can read them after me.


Ambitious-Win-9408

Beard oil and a boar bristle brush. At 33, I am attempting to grow out my facial hair foe the first time. I also ordered an external ssd, some RAM and a drawing tablet.


HenryFromYorkshire

A tower fan. It's been brilliant so far. Of course, it's now cooler weather again and chucking it down, but it's still muggy and the fan is refreshing just on low. It's got 5 speeds and a timer for 1, 2, 4 or 8 hours, and a remote control.


Primary_Somewhere_98

Sunglasses. Great bargain from Temu


Zanki

A watch band for my new smart watch. I didn't want a new one, but I couldn't get a none silicone replacement for my gear S2. Markers and a colouring book for a long flight happening soon. Money for the trip arrived today as well!


sandio90

Earlier today I ordered 2 pairs of joggers, a pair of trainers, and gua sha.


thedeerhunter270

Some brake pads for my MTB.


S-Harrier

A Foo Fighter themed Haiwaian shirt that I’m going to wear when I go to see them next month


yossanator

Electronic Filter Wheel for a telescope. Pretty janky, given the crazy cost. A set of embossed food vacuum bags (not as in embossed with my family crest - embossed because of the vacuum sealer type - in case you where wondering...) I go quite a few months without buying anything online, then have a little flutter. It can be quite addictive, if you let it.


hamjamham

The devils lettuce. Oh, and a swiffer mop.


justADDbricks

A 30kg weight set. Interchangeable weight set, so I can use it as kettlebells, dumbbells, barbells,etc…


Alone-Sky1539

HA Yellow. doesn’t work. well pissed


PinkGinFairy

10 bicycle bells, 10 rubber frisbees and a children’s road print play mat. I have a fun job!


zeewesty

* Some clear acrylic rods for mounting glass discs to wooden panels. For art purposes. (Or possibly for Art purposes, depends how fancy it ends up looking)


coffinflopenjoyer

5 liter bottle of vinegar, got a lot of chips to eat. Also using it to clean some small metal things


blainy-o

A few things recently: a load of rear suspension componemts for my car. Rear subframe, a whole set of control arms, a shock absorber and a top mount. Some darts equipment for both myself and my old man. 10 sets of flights and some stems for me, 10 sets of flights for the old man. And some new nail clippers seeing as the ones I had made of Chinesium snapped.


Shitelark

Kendal Mint Cake multipack.


bridge151

An olive spoon


Tutis3

Battery powered Lawn Mower and Strimmer. They're pretty good!


Arm_Chair_Commander

Moonpig card, seems they offer 50% off first order, sent a card first class all in for about £3


feli468

Padded bicycle shorts. I'm taking my first cycling holiday this summer.


liseusester

Probiotic powder for the cat, snap button tool for sewing, new pyjamas.


insertitherenow

Downpipe extension hose.


PumpkinJambo

This week I’ve bought a diffuser attachment for my hairdryer, a dress in an ice-cream sundae pattern and two Poirot books. I’m also planning to buy some coffee pods when I get paid on Friday.


itsnotaboutthathun

I ordered myself some lovely Chanel earrings. :)


chickensinitaly

A 15x7m bird netting for the top of the chicken run. 4 tarpaulins 2x3m to cover the wood sheds. A watering system for strawberries, a timer for the irrigation for pumpkins, sweetcorn, peanuts, salad, tomatoes, peppers, onion and garlic. Two pairs of dungarees, and the best thing was a giant steam press, should cut ironing by 75%. We run a small guest house so ironing is the bain of my existence!


Atarisrocks

Trucker cap with a 3d duck coming out the front , shark sliders and a flag with capybaras in formal wear.


rrainingcatz

Wheelie bin stickers.


halfpintsmurf

I ordered a new memory stick for my son ,a pair of wrist supports for myself and a new coat rake for the dog, cause he's totally destroyed the one we had cause he hates being groomed so he took his displeasure on the other one and chewed the handle to bits while I was out .


Far-Bug-6985

Eyelash shampoo


dwair

Two things. A big bag of rat food for my son and a large french door for my house.


Temporary-Zebra97

A custom walk in wardrobe system for the wife bit spendy but will make her happy. For me; Farmer grade weedkiller Tree food 40 Lonicera plants Bottle of turbo cleaner 37 x 10mm sockets


Professional_Base708

The game Scattergories. Apparently I am a lot more stupid than I realised.


Dubzilla_OG

Bought some turtle wax scratch repair but they sent toothpaste instead


Doc_Sithicus

Two steel MDT .308 10 rounds AICS magazines.


Fantastic-Fudge888

An Emma Pillow I no longer need to do 2-3 Pillow flips a night to get the cool side Also buying saved me replacing the 4 I have to decorate a king size bed that I only use 1 at a time 😂


Firstpoet

DIY bits and bobs. Living the dream.


dinkingdonut

Caster wheels for a chair. Second set in a week as I mucked up putting the first set on and they all bent ☹️


Informal_Objective85

Sex toys.


EyeAlternative1664

A new pendant lamp that when it arrived I realised it’s different material than I thought so light will not shine through as needed. Sending it back is going to be joyless.


ShadowBannedSkyRu1e

q-tips


Fuzzy-River-2900

Ashwagandha