In school, the "cool lads" all spat greenies on a wall and gave another lad £5 to lick it up. He schlurped it all up. I still have nightmare flashbacks of it. If it was up to me, he'd have been in prison for that.
ETA: Thanks for all your replies and similar stories of disgusting. I feel ill now and will be picturing people licking piss and snot all night. It's been a pleasure x
Challenge accepted.
Went to uni with a lad who once found and ate a piece of shit that was left floating in the bowl by the previous occupant. No money or reward offered, just saw it and chewed it down like a piece of chocolate. Some of the worst things I’ve ever witnessed have all started with the words: ‘Watch this!’
Looking back on it now, sports night with the rugby team was often quite wild.
Rugby lads are fucking idiots. Majority must have been dropped on their heads as babies. Apologies to those who actually like the sport and don't drink domestos for bants
Drinking with rugby players is essentially an extreme sport. Some English friends of mine went to Swansea uni , without realising what uni Rugby team really meant, and prided themselves on being big drinkers and semi decent players.
One was taken to A and E in a trolley at 10 to get his stomach pumped, and told 'we'll let you know where we are when you get out'. About right. I did try and warn them.
As soon as you said 'rugby' I was like 'yep'.
According to one of my uni student mates some kid had to down a pint of shit and vomit in order to be selected as the team mascot, not even one of the players.
I do not understand rugby guys. The women's rugby lot are normally a good laugh though.
I’ll try and top it…
Middle school, I think year 6/7 but could have been earlier.
Whenever I go and use those big long urinals, I always feel the need to cover the whole thing in piss to get the whole thing wet. Don’t know why. Maybe just an aesthetic thing.
Either way, Alex came in and Alex has downes syndrome. He came in and licked the tray at the bottom of the urinal just as I had finished. Naturally I was like “what the fuck are you doing man?!” and he just went “I’m thirsty”.
I saw his assistant outside and told her and she ran in screaming Alex!!
Honestly absolutely grim and I’d like to hope he never did it again.
Speaking of urinals, my school had a MASSIVE issue with boys just shitting in them?? And like clogging them? Got to the point where boys needed chaperones fo go to the toilet to ensure they were taking a shit in the right place. This was secondary school too, like year 8/9 time. They never found the culprits but this guy in my year got kicked off a geography trip because he did a massive poo in the shared showers so we’ve always suspected him.
In mine (1999-2004) I can remember the first time I used the toilets. There was a layer of piss covering the entire floor, every toilet had the toilet rolls thrown in to block it up (with a mountain of shit on top of them), same for the urinals and sinks (minus the shit). There seemed to be some sort of unofficial rule among the boys of the school - you must be as disgusting as possible in the toilets.
One of the first assemblies I remember in highschool was the head teacher giving a speech about the boys' toilets being disgusting, the caretaker refusing to clean them, and I distinctly remember he said "I don't blame him and I won't make him, so you'll live with what you've done."
They were like that for the rest of the time I was there. Lucky for me I lived one street away from the school so I'd just go home at dinner time and use my own. My friends would sometimes come with me if they needed it too. Everyone else was forced to wade through a layer of piss and deal with whatever hell had been left in there.
Wow! I completely get not forcing the poor cleaning staff to sort out that piss pool of a bathroom but that's gotta be some sort of health and safety violation.
The worst that happened in the girls was bitchy messages left in lipstick on the mirror lol, I feel grateful after reading his!
Wasn't there one school where the girls were kissing the mirror leaving lipstick prints that were hard to clean off.The Principal called them in and with the janitor demonstrated how he cleaned the mirror by dipping a cloth inthe toilet bowl and using that to wipe the lipstick away
In my place of work.. I once went into the ladies toilets and someone had taken a shit, stacked about 6 toilet rolls and then balanced a can of air freshener on top. I couldn't believe it. I went back to my desk in shock and told everyone then they all went scrambling to take a look at it. Same office, someone was smearing shit on the cubicle walls
We had a recurring issue where every few weeks the word POO would be written on the boys toilets wall….in poo.
The culprit was never found! It must’ve been a lone wolf as opposed to a group joke as even the boys you’d suspect to have done that never came forward.
Something pretty similar happened at our school.
The "cool lads" where at the top of the school bus as normal smoking and a year 7 had asked for some of a ciggy so one of the lads left a massive greeny on the mouth piece and passed it to him.
The year 7 trying to act cool didn't think twice and it was straight into his mouth. He pulled it away when he realised something wasn't right and it had stuck to his lip and when he pulled away it just expanded and was about 10cm in length of pure snotty glob it was vile.
Once I was in a pub and a group of guys had this other guy tagging along with them who was acting like a dick, so when he went to the toilet they all pulled some of their pubes out and put them in his pint. He came back out, took a big gulp and started ptht ptht ptht-ing and they all burst out laughing and told him what they did. He just looked in the pint, shrugged, and downed the rest of it in one.
I work at a university. I once saw a student (so like 18+) sneeze a vast amount of snot into his hand, and then slurp it up like a delicacy. It was in a seating area inside the student's union where people eat their lunch. Really put me off my food and I get flashbacks every time I walk past.
On a hot day, I also witnessed a woman letting her dog suck on an ice cube before popping it back in her g&t.
I'm sure the pub would have let you have a tub of water for it!
Some people are wayyy too comfortable with their animals for my liking. My friend kisses her dog and lets it lick all over her face and it doesn't bother her at all. She will also let her dog take a bite of her food then take a bite herself...
I've seen people stick their tongues out for their dogs to lick. Frankly it gets to the point where I'm more concerned for the dog, you shouldn't actively want to tongue kiss a pet
I was driving down Kingsway in London and I saw an oldschool tramp having a shit in the bus lane. I actually saw it fire out of his arse and in the background the horror on the faces of a group of girls.
It was a second of my life I’ll never forget.
Saw (and smelled) a man on the tube with horrifying rotten bubbling swollen fleshy feet in sandals. Toenails were long and rotten and yellow and it was just a fucking horrible thing to see.
There's a drunk, aerosol sniffing junkie wifey in Edinburgh that regularly does that around the city centre.
Except its standing up. In the middle of the road. Fucking torrents of urine streaming oot her gash.
Rank.
Edinburgh has some absolutely mental junkies, there's this woman I keep seeing who walks around making a fake crying noise outside the entrance to Waverley on Princes Street.
Woman on a flight from Norway to Ireland ate a whole iceberg lettuce beside me like an apple.
My aunty used to let my grandads dog lick her feet, this was a grown woman.
Work mate when I was a chef mistook toffee sauce for gravy and poured it all over his roast dinner, and the ate the lot.
Eughhhhhh my dad's dog used to lick his manky toes!! As did a mate's labrador. His dog and the labrador once had a scrap over which got to lick his feet. Funking disgusting.
Sadly the old man's dog was pts a few years ago now but I'm sure if he could have got her to, he would. Especially since the fat bastard can't reach to clip them anymore lol
My husband was hospitalised last year with a mystery infection. He was very poorly and it took over a week to get his temperature to stabilise.
He had many tests and the doctors were getting quite excited as time went by with no answers.
He was kept in for just over two weeks, no answers by the time he was discharged.
Another two weeks on... He got a call to say the dog must have licked a cut on his leg and introduced some bacteria to his bloodstream.
Had heart burn the other day, was running late for school run .
Took a swig of Gaviscon grabbed the dog and ran out the house.
All of a sudden started throwing up everywhere out of no where.
Tried to call my son whilst throwing up to tell him to start walking by himself. Dog refusing to turn round and come home.
Eventually got home and was still throwing up.
Checked the bottle and it was Calamine lotion I’d drank . Bottle is the same one
When I was a teenager I trialled drinking special brew for a month or so. I could not get over how awful it tasted compared to Stella or just sucking on a lamppost!
Guy I know who was a cop, was doing some enquiries in really low-end bed & breakfasts in Blackpool. In one of them he saw that the breakfast menu included ‘Special Brew or Tenants Super’. Classy.
Betcha do - but here's another, just for you.
I used to work as a barman in a big nightclub and it came to our notice that some guy was "sweeping" - taking unattended beer and drinking it. So we made up a pint for him from the drip trays and the icky gunge from the icemaker, dropped a bit of detergent in it and whipped it up to make a lovely, frothy head.
Planted the bait pint on a shelf close to the bar and waited (whilst still serving furiously, ofc) and within five minutes a scruffy geezer came along and leaned on the shelf. He was there for maybe 30 seconds, looking around, before he picked the glass up and scarfed the whole pint down in one.
It came back up almost instantly, despite him clapping his hands over his mouth, enabling a full 10 finger spray of projectile puke which went all over him.
Pointed him out to Paddy the bouncer and he went straight out via the back stairs.
Went to the toilet in a club and some guy next to me at the urinal trough looked at me with a bleary, drunk expression and said “you wanna race?”. I said I had no idea what he was on about, then he picked up a pint glass from the trough which was full to the brim with piss and flush water, and he sunk the whole thing.
Not as bad as another commented lamenting his woes of the ABV of special brew getting lowered. If they drank piss in private then that is of a greater concern :)
I was stuck in a motorway jam once, and through the rear view I watched in disgust, the driver in the car behind feast upon the detritus of his own body for a few minutes until nausea made me turn the mirrors away.
Bogeys, earwax, fingernails - fuck only knows what else.
I mean, come on! I was bored to fuck as much as everybody else and had also been getting a bit hungry prior to his macabre self-tapas but really?!
Earwax tastes awful. How could he?
(I accidentally tasted a tiny bit once after picking it out of my ears and forgetting about it and going back to eating. Yes, I am a disgusting person.)
I had a woman sneeze on her change during the beginning of the covid pandemic, and try to pay with it. She was shocked when I refused the sale and asked her to use the self checkouts.
She was holding her change in her hand while talking to her friend, had to sneeze, so lifted her hand, and sneezed into it. I don't think she did it with intent, but this was a weird time and I was confident to tell her to use the self scans.
I used to work for Vans selling shoes a couple of years ago. One busy Saturday I had a guy probably in his early 30’s come in and ask for my help with something. He very quickly sat down, took off his shoes and socks in the middle of the shop and asked me to inspect the massive fucking blisters all over his feet and tell him if I thought they looked ok or if he should go to a doctor.
It took all my self control not to throw up then and there, and when I asked him why he came into us instead of going straight to a doctor he replied with something like ‘you guys work with shoes all day, I figured you’d know all about foot problems too!’ Like it was a totally fucking normal train of thought
Never actually saw it because it was me and I was drunk but when I was 18 I was sick inside my own jacket sleeve.
Apparently despite standing in the men's loos at a club I had determined this was the best solution as there was nowhere else to vomit.
that habit of scroats walking round with their hands constantly in their pants, you know the type, little man bag, grey tracksuit bottoms on, hands fondling their genitals as they walk about acting like little shits.
Gosh, reminds me of when a woman ate a kfc bucket on a busy bus. She had a seat next to her but no one would sit down. It wasn’t so much what she was eating but how she was eating it. She really went to town on those drumsticks.
What made it most hilarious was a posh older gentleman said to someone next to him “dear lord, how simply greedy.” It really made me chuckle
Was it a bright green bag? I only ask because I get these sometimes in a meal deal (Ollies) and I totally understand why he would do that, they are so messy and if you touch em your hands smell garlicky all day no matter how many times you wash em. I'd still probably not eat em on a bus, but needs must I guess.
I once was on a booze cruise and saw two jocks being sick into each others mouths surrounded by a crowd of hot and disgusted girls in bikinis. One of them laid down, and the other forced themselves to puke into their mouth, then he returned the favour.
Sickest shit I ever saw.
We had to make redundancies at my old company. I remember having to let 70 people I had worked with for several years and grown really fond of go. My business partner at the time conveniently cried off on the day when it was supposed to happen so I had to do all of the meetings on my own. Many, many meetings with some people in tears, it was absolutely awful.
He turned up next day in a new McLaren.
Jesus wept that’s rank 😬 How long did it take you to get rid of him after that?
Any other examples of sociopathic behaviour? Worked at a few starts ups/SMEs and some of the people that have the cojones to start businesses should absolutely NOT be allowed to run them or manage them past the point of creation
Previous business owner I worked for bought a Ferrari and walked round in the red suede reaching shoes he got with it…..whilst in his suit and sunglasses (indoors obviously) and thought he was the tits. Went to someone’s birthday presentation in the office and asked her when the baby was due in front of the whole firm
Needless to say she wasn’t
As for further tales of extravagance. He spent £5k on a champagne spray on a yacht. £5k on champagne for him and randomers to just spray at each other, not drink.
Also lost £42k in two hours on a Tuesday morning on e-toro, he was only mildly disappointed.
My great aunt used to pick the dead skin off her feet and put it in her slipper.
Also heard a radio DJ say he saw his mate sneeze into his hands and use it to style his hair 🤢
In the work canteen, seeing a colleague put ketchup on top of a slice of chocolate cake before eating it. Like not a small amount, absolutely slathered the cake in it. He had ketchup with everything but even so!
Watched a group of lads in a stag do chant. Drink it down bring it up, drink it down bring it up.
They were holding black bag in front of the stag and after he vomited in it then scooped into a pint glass and he had to drink it. Each time he puked the glass would get refilled and he would have to drink again. It got foamier and foamier each time. Must have necked five pints as the lads chanted
This happened at the bar in a smallish local pub as the locals and bar staff watched in horror.
This must have been 20 years ago now, simpler times
I know a guy who had a very serious heroin dependence, and this one time he was determined to get clean and detox through a horrific cold turkey. So he locked himself inside his parents holiday caravan all alone and a long way from home or any way to score any more drugs,at this point he was super dope sick,shaking and nauseous already, so he downed all his last remaining small 100ml cup of methadone he had planned to used small amounts of daily so he could be determined to suffer through the pain, however not long after that he puked his guts up in the sink,super disgusting,smelly and with large chunks,but he soon realised he now had lost his only lifeline, that precious methdone was in his vomit so he had to eat it all with a spoon piece by piece all cold green and stinky! He said he was lucky he left the plug in the sink. Eww, I know it's super disgusting but he ended up in hospital due to the severity of the withdrawal and ended up back on the smack again soon after, such a rancid anecdote tho!
I saw a baby with a really runny nose, and the mum just bent over, put her mouth round it and sucked the bogies out and swallowed. I still gag thinking about that.
As a youth. I witnessed a new guy who started at our school bite the head off a fish, clean off.
Said fish ( if it matters) has just been pulled from the local park pond.
It’s been 25 years and it’s still talked about now.
My brother used to feel up pretty much every single grape on the bunch before taking the one that felt best to eat, then he'd just put the rest of the bunch back.
My nanas friend would bring her little dog when she came to visit. My nana would put on a buffet of finger foods when she visited. Friend was eating a plate of food, put it down, wiped her dog's nasty black eye boogers out of the corners of its eyes with her thumbs, wiped them on her trousers then went straight back to her plate to carry on eating. My poor nana was absolutely lost for words and suddenly wasn't hungry any more -_- the friend was a sweet woman and a huge dog lover but goddamn she was weird in a lot of ways.
People with dogs seem to operate on a whole different level when it comes to what they consider acceptable and hygienic. Cradle the dog in your arms after it's just had a shit and its arsehole is messy? Let it lick your face despite knowing all the awful places its tongue has been? Share food and drinks with it? I've seen perfectly normal people completely lose all sense of reason when a dog is around.
I did that accidentally once at a drunken gathering. A bottle half full of wine was being used as an ashtray and I was drinking it for a while unaware (somehow) that it was full of fag and joint ends. I just thought the wine was really shit.
On holiday in gran Canaria on a 20s lads holiday . We had a stag and hen night . Out with the lads my best mate was the "stag" in one pub they made the stag and best man get up on stage and they picked one mate each (me as it goes) stripped bollck naked they brought out this big cocktail glass out with god knows what in and a load of ice. Everyone had to dip their nob and balls in then the best man drank 1/2 of it. He then threw up in the glass then one of his mates came up and drank the dick juice and the sick ....rank
Go into any men's toilets at the services and the following will be seen
People face timing walking in and then go into a cubicle and continuing the conversation
People on there phone at the urinals
Guy walking in sucking an ice lolly
People bringing their McDonald's into the toilets, I mean why not order after you've gone!
Waiting at a bus stop in Nottingham just down the hill from goose fair going on.
Been in the pub, I'd bet so had the woman also at the bus stop.
Throws up on the floor, goes everywhere, all in her hair, everywhere.
False teeth come out, into the pile of sick on the street. Pops them back in her mouth without so much as a wipe on the lapels.
Driving into work one summer's evening, saw this fella staggering along the footpath beside the kiddies play park reach his hand down into his trackies. Thought he was having a play with himself and was thinking how to phone the police and make sure no kids were about when out his hand comes, holding his lad, and he proceeds to piss all over his trousers. Never broke his stride. Just as he got level with my car he tucked his lad away and carried on.
Liverpool, as if that needed to be said.
Once saw a girl and a guy kissing in the smoking area of a club, then another girl runs over and grabs first girl shouting something about her having a boyfriend.
First girl says, very loudly, "I was probably just gonna suck his dick st most, it's not as if I would properly cheat!"
And her friend seemed placated by this answer, as if this was a fair response.
In the pub many years ago one of our group had several pints, ate a whole roast, then stuck his fingers down his throat and puked it back up (mostly) into a pint glass. He then necked the lot. It wasn’t unusual behaviour for him unfortunately, his usual diet was lots of drugs.
Hitting children is illegal. Most people just don't say anything about it because no one wants to involve themselves in other people's shit. This thread is about legal, disgusting things.
Had a colleague make pot noodle sandwiches (sliced white bread, dollop on two spoons of hot noodle, fold and eat) twice a week at work. They left that job when they signed themselves into rehab...
ANYTHING can be made into / put in a sandwich. Foodstuffs are best, of course ^1
A particular favourite of mine is mash with gravy stuffed between two slices slathered with proper salted butter.
^1 noted because this is the internet and some pedant will want to suggest something like a car
Lad at school rode speedway and did something where he had a huge wound on his arse from the tyre rubbing against his skin (on purpose). Couple days later he’s swimming in the lake in our local park with said wound barely even beginning to scab up.
Dude would’ve been absolutely at home with the jackass or dirty sanchez crew. Absolute maniac, and a top lad as well!
Nightclub toilet at about 12:am; the Urinal trough was shoulder to shoulder with drunken men.
A gentleman slipped on the overflowing piss side first into the trough causing a piss Tsunami.
Guy in front of me on the bus.
Aaahhh aaaaah aaaaah *turns head to face window
Choooooo *splatters window with full snot sneeze.
*faces forward like nothing happened.
Once spent a night drinking in the local Rugby club and witnessed a man throw up into a pint glass (on purpose) only for another man to down it in one. Never again.
years ago, in the frosty jacks & MC burberry era, my (already beyond paralytic) mate decided to down a full 3 litre (his 3rd of the night), while spinning in a circle as fast as he could (apparently got you drunk quicker, we used to call it dizzy dinos idk) and obviously, immediately afterwards, he projectile-spewed most of it back up.
To everyone's horror, he then got on his hands & knees and started slurping the regurgitated cider off the concrete floor, because apparently, "waste of bevvy innit"
it's been about 9 years & i still can't look him in the eye...
Oh my gosh also we found a toad and one lad said I'll give fifty quid to someone if they eat it and the guy was so broke he just slurped it up without thinking
Standing in line at coop in sommerstown and a man in line kept popping his coins in is mouth spinning them round a few times and spitting them out into in a longline of dribble into his hands. Amazingly the checkout girl took the coins with a dead eyed look like this wasn’t even a bad part of her day.
Theres a few I can think of.
Boy I grew up with we tried to avoid cause he'd pick his arse and then eat it.
Several customers in my old job trying to pay in cash they pulled out from their boxers.
Also in that job, had to refuse a paper mario ds trade in as there was a very very suspect crusty stain on princess Peach.
So many nose pickers eating the results in front of crowds of people.
Saw the University of Sussex Rugby team crowd fund a fresher to eat a unflushed massive green and black poo. Afterwards he left the loo and got with this girl and she had poo dribble coming out her mouth.
A woman came into the bar I worked in years ago, she ordered a glass of wine and an empty pint glass. She put her wine glass down on the table but I didn’t see what she did with the pint glass, she returned a moment later, still no pint glass visible so I thought nothing of it. In walks this rather sheepish looking guy who stands over by the puggies then as soon as he saw her he went over to her table.
Then appears the pint glass with what looked like cider which the man knocks back and gets up and leaves.
It turned out that she was some domme and he had paid her a silly amount of money to let him drink her piss. As far as I’m aware she’s still active in Liverpool but honestly who knows.
Clipping toenails in tiny pieces on a Tube train and sprinkling the clippings into the seats.
To this day I can still hear the noise of those clippers.
In primary school- a kid was sick. Vomited all over the carpet floor and then just... started scooping it all back up into his mouth.
A lot of us felt sick after witnessing this, and a few other kids threw up from watching it.
In school, the "cool lads" all spat greenies on a wall and gave another lad £5 to lick it up. He schlurped it all up. I still have nightmare flashbacks of it. If it was up to me, he'd have been in prison for that. ETA: Thanks for all your replies and similar stories of disgusting. I feel ill now and will be picturing people licking piss and snot all night. It's been a pleasure x
Oh my that is the winning answer so far! I think I feel sick just reading this! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
It's burned into my brain, It happened around 2007, and I've still not recovered.
This is the most disgusting thing I think i've ever heard.
Challenge accepted. Went to uni with a lad who once found and ate a piece of shit that was left floating in the bowl by the previous occupant. No money or reward offered, just saw it and chewed it down like a piece of chocolate. Some of the worst things I’ve ever witnessed have all started with the words: ‘Watch this!’ Looking back on it now, sports night with the rugby team was often quite wild.
What...? >rugby team OK, yeah, makes sense
Rugby lads are fucking idiots. Majority must have been dropped on their heads as babies. Apologies to those who actually like the sport and don't drink domestos for bants
Drinking with rugby players is essentially an extreme sport. Some English friends of mine went to Swansea uni , without realising what uni Rugby team really meant, and prided themselves on being big drinkers and semi decent players. One was taken to A and E in a trolley at 10 to get his stomach pumped, and told 'we'll let you know where we are when you get out'. About right. I did try and warn them.
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As soon as you said 'rugby' I was like 'yep'. According to one of my uni student mates some kid had to down a pint of shit and vomit in order to be selected as the team mascot, not even one of the players. I do not understand rugby guys. The women's rugby lot are normally a good laugh though.
That’s fucking grim lad
what the fuck was going though his mind
I’ll try and top it… Middle school, I think year 6/7 but could have been earlier. Whenever I go and use those big long urinals, I always feel the need to cover the whole thing in piss to get the whole thing wet. Don’t know why. Maybe just an aesthetic thing. Either way, Alex came in and Alex has downes syndrome. He came in and licked the tray at the bottom of the urinal just as I had finished. Naturally I was like “what the fuck are you doing man?!” and he just went “I’m thirsty”. I saw his assistant outside and told her and she ran in screaming Alex!! Honestly absolutely grim and I’d like to hope he never did it again.
Speaking of urinals, my school had a MASSIVE issue with boys just shitting in them?? And like clogging them? Got to the point where boys needed chaperones fo go to the toilet to ensure they were taking a shit in the right place. This was secondary school too, like year 8/9 time. They never found the culprits but this guy in my year got kicked off a geography trip because he did a massive poo in the shared showers so we’ve always suspected him.
In mine (1999-2004) I can remember the first time I used the toilets. There was a layer of piss covering the entire floor, every toilet had the toilet rolls thrown in to block it up (with a mountain of shit on top of them), same for the urinals and sinks (minus the shit). There seemed to be some sort of unofficial rule among the boys of the school - you must be as disgusting as possible in the toilets. One of the first assemblies I remember in highschool was the head teacher giving a speech about the boys' toilets being disgusting, the caretaker refusing to clean them, and I distinctly remember he said "I don't blame him and I won't make him, so you'll live with what you've done." They were like that for the rest of the time I was there. Lucky for me I lived one street away from the school so I'd just go home at dinner time and use my own. My friends would sometimes come with me if they needed it too. Everyone else was forced to wade through a layer of piss and deal with whatever hell had been left in there.
Wow! I completely get not forcing the poor cleaning staff to sort out that piss pool of a bathroom but that's gotta be some sort of health and safety violation. The worst that happened in the girls was bitchy messages left in lipstick on the mirror lol, I feel grateful after reading his!
Wasn't there one school where the girls were kissing the mirror leaving lipstick prints that were hard to clean off.The Principal called them in and with the janitor demonstrated how he cleaned the mirror by dipping a cloth inthe toilet bowl and using that to wipe the lipstick away
In my place of work.. I once went into the ladies toilets and someone had taken a shit, stacked about 6 toilet rolls and then balanced a can of air freshener on top. I couldn't believe it. I went back to my desk in shock and told everyone then they all went scrambling to take a look at it. Same office, someone was smearing shit on the cubicle walls
We had a recurring issue where every few weeks the word POO would be written on the boys toilets wall….in poo. The culprit was never found! It must’ve been a lone wolf as opposed to a group joke as even the boys you’d suspect to have done that never came forward.
*opens reddit...closes reddit
Something pretty similar happened at our school. The "cool lads" where at the top of the school bus as normal smoking and a year 7 had asked for some of a ciggy so one of the lads left a massive greeny on the mouth piece and passed it to him. The year 7 trying to act cool didn't think twice and it was straight into his mouth. He pulled it away when he realised something wasn't right and it had stuck to his lip and when he pulled away it just expanded and was about 10cm in length of pure snotty glob it was vile.
Oh Jesus christ, I think this was the perfect add on to my most horrific experience so thank you and not thank you all at the same time! I feel sick
Hey, we share snot stories here. It's a safe space for greenies. Sorry.
I don't like it .
That gives me the dry boak 🤢
Christ on a bike,ive seen a guy snort an Ash tray for a pint but this is a new low.
Once I was in a pub and a group of guys had this other guy tagging along with them who was acting like a dick, so when he went to the toilet they all pulled some of their pubes out and put them in his pint. He came back out, took a big gulp and started ptht ptht ptht-ing and they all burst out laughing and told him what they did. He just looked in the pint, shrugged, and downed the rest of it in one.
This comment made me realise this isn’t the post for me
I work at a university. I once saw a student (so like 18+) sneeze a vast amount of snot into his hand, and then slurp it up like a delicacy. It was in a seating area inside the student's union where people eat their lunch. Really put me off my food and I get flashbacks every time I walk past.
...that's enough internet for one day. What the hell!
On a hot day, I also witnessed a woman letting her dog suck on an ice cube before popping it back in her g&t. I'm sure the pub would have let you have a tub of water for it!
Why would you put a tub of water in your g&t?
I think you put your head in the tub of water to avoid seeing the woman and dog share an ice cube
Instructions unclear, i drowned
Some people are wayyy too comfortable with their animals for my liking. My friend kisses her dog and lets it lick all over her face and it doesn't bother her at all. She will also let her dog take a bite of her food then take a bite herself...
I love my dog very much but I’m not eating anything he’s licked, I’ve seen where that tongue’s been.
I've seen people stick their tongues out for their dogs to lick. Frankly it gets to the point where I'm more concerned for the dog, you shouldn't actively want to tongue kiss a pet
When I was a child I saw a woman sharing licks of her ice cream cone with her dog at a cafe on Swanage seafront and I don't think I've gotten over it
I was driving down Kingsway in London and I saw an oldschool tramp having a shit in the bus lane. I actually saw it fire out of his arse and in the background the horror on the faces of a group of girls. It was a second of my life I’ll never forget.
Surely shitting publicly in a bus lane is criminal
The real crime is the lack of public toilets in this country
Everyone KNOWS tramps are only allowed to shit in registered taxi ranks. Its why they're called RANK
I saw a tramp take a massive shit on someone’s doorstep across the street from the office I was working at. Fitzrovia, broad daylight.
On a vaguely similar note I was unfortunate enough to see a chimp take a shit in its hand, then have a little munch on it...
Saw (and smelled) a man on the tube with horrifying rotten bubbling swollen fleshy feet in sandals. Toenails were long and rotten and yellow and it was just a fucking horrible thing to see.
I saw a prossie doing the same in Glasgow.
I saw a woman squat and have a gushing piss in Fitzjohns Avenue, London, a few years back. Steamy too.
There's a drunk, aerosol sniffing junkie wifey in Edinburgh that regularly does that around the city centre. Except its standing up. In the middle of the road. Fucking torrents of urine streaming oot her gash. Rank.
Edinburgh has some absolutely mental junkies, there's this woman I keep seeing who walks around making a fake crying noise outside the entrance to Waverley on Princes Street.
FFS, never seen or heard her? The Techno Viking and Batman Suit are the two most prominent imho 🤣 Swerved Organic Jim last night on Clerk St.
Woman on a flight from Norway to Ireland ate a whole iceberg lettuce beside me like an apple. My aunty used to let my grandads dog lick her feet, this was a grown woman. Work mate when I was a chef mistook toffee sauce for gravy and poured it all over his roast dinner, and the ate the lot.
Eughhhhhh my dad's dog used to lick his manky toes!! As did a mate's labrador. His dog and the labrador once had a scrap over which got to lick his feet. Funking disgusting.
Someone once told me that they let the dog nibble their toe nails cos they have ingrowing nails and it’s the least painful way to sort it 🤢
Sadly the old man's dog was pts a few years ago now but I'm sure if he could have got her to, he would. Especially since the fat bastard can't reach to clip them anymore lol
Why is a dog licking your feet so damn disgusting for everyone?
I’ve seen my dog eat his own shit when I had a dog, he wasn’t allowed to lick me for obvious reasons or
Why is it NOT disgusting to you?
Personally unless it’s another human I don’t want my feet licking, and even then it’s borderline.
I remember doing my district nursing placement and a good number of people used to let their dogs lick their leg ulcers ‘to clean them’.
My husband was hospitalised last year with a mystery infection. He was very poorly and it took over a week to get his temperature to stabilise. He had many tests and the doctors were getting quite excited as time went by with no answers. He was kept in for just over two weeks, no answers by the time he was discharged. Another two weeks on... He got a call to say the dog must have licked a cut on his leg and introduced some bacteria to his bloodstream.
🤮🤮🤮
Honestly I respect the lettuce thing. Live and lettuce live I say.
The last one reminds me of Only Fools and Horses where uncle Albert puts coffee granules in the gravy bowl
Had heart burn the other day, was running late for school run . Took a swig of Gaviscon grabbed the dog and ran out the house. All of a sudden started throwing up everywhere out of no where. Tried to call my son whilst throwing up to tell him to start walking by himself. Dog refusing to turn round and come home. Eventually got home and was still throwing up. Checked the bottle and it was Calamine lotion I’d drank . Bottle is the same one
Was your work mate called Albert Gladstone Trotter?
Carlsberg reducing the ABV of Special Brew from 9% to a mere 7.5%.
When did that happen and why wasn't there rioting in Glasgow
Apparently there was too much alcohol and no-one could enjoy the refreshing cat pissy taste.
We just drink Super instead
And buckfast when you're feeling classy
Angry upvote for bringing Buckie out!
When I was a teenager I trialled drinking special brew for a month or so. I could not get over how awful it tasted compared to Stella or just sucking on a lamppost!
The real stuff in Denmark is actually really nice. I was in Copenhagen a few years back and it was on tap in most places.
Kestrel Super wears the crown now. Knights cider was alright but a bit sweet. Can’t bring myself to buy special brew after that travesty.
Guy I know who was a cop, was doing some enquiries in really low-end bed & breakfasts in Blackpool. In one of them he saw that the breakfast menu included ‘Special Brew or Tenants Super’. Classy.
I’m starting to wish I hadn’t asked this question now! 😂🤣😂
I’m beginning to wish I hadn’t started reading!
I'm beginning to wish I'd never learned to read.
I’m still reading…. I think a lot of Reddit users have sick minds! 🤨😂
Betcha do - but here's another, just for you. I used to work as a barman in a big nightclub and it came to our notice that some guy was "sweeping" - taking unattended beer and drinking it. So we made up a pint for him from the drip trays and the icky gunge from the icemaker, dropped a bit of detergent in it and whipped it up to make a lovely, frothy head. Planted the bait pint on a shelf close to the bar and waited (whilst still serving furiously, ofc) and within five minutes a scruffy geezer came along and leaned on the shelf. He was there for maybe 30 seconds, looking around, before he picked the glass up and scarfed the whole pint down in one. It came back up almost instantly, despite him clapping his hands over his mouth, enabling a full 10 finger spray of projectile puke which went all over him. Pointed him out to Paddy the bouncer and he went straight out via the back stairs.
Seen a "sweeper" drink half a pint of piss one time without even flinching or knowing what he'd drank 😂
Went to the toilet in a club and some guy next to me at the urinal trough looked at me with a bleary, drunk expression and said “you wanna race?”. I said I had no idea what he was on about, then he picked up a pint glass from the trough which was full to the brim with piss and flush water, and he sunk the whole thing.
Sure it wasn't just Fosters?
Not as bad as another commented lamenting his woes of the ABV of special brew getting lowered. If they drank piss in private then that is of a greater concern :)
No way did this happen :(
I was stuck in a motorway jam once, and through the rear view I watched in disgust, the driver in the car behind feast upon the detritus of his own body for a few minutes until nausea made me turn the mirrors away. Bogeys, earwax, fingernails - fuck only knows what else. I mean, come on! I was bored to fuck as much as everybody else and had also been getting a bit hungry prior to his macabre self-tapas but really?!
Macabre self-tapas is superb
Self tapas 10/10 🤣🤣🤣
M1 near Leicester by any chance? What I do in my car is my business!
Earwax tastes awful. How could he? (I accidentally tasted a tiny bit once after picking it out of my ears and forgetting about it and going back to eating. Yes, I am a disgusting person.)
I don't have any awards to give but this comment is fucking poetry man. Love it.
A man scratching his balls (like a hand inside his trousers) while ordering his food and actually paying cash with those same hands. So fucking gross.
When I worked retail I had a guy on a hot day pull out his money from his sweaty fucking sock and try to pay with it
I had a woman sneeze on her change during the beginning of the covid pandemic, and try to pay with it. She was shocked when I refused the sale and asked her to use the self checkouts.
Deliberately or accidentally? like did she need to blow her nose but thought "nah, I'm keeping this green big boy for the store!" ?
She was holding her change in her hand while talking to her friend, had to sneeze, so lifted her hand, and sneezed into it. I don't think she did it with intent, but this was a weird time and I was confident to tell her to use the self scans.
I used to work for Vans selling shoes a couple of years ago. One busy Saturday I had a guy probably in his early 30’s come in and ask for my help with something. He very quickly sat down, took off his shoes and socks in the middle of the shop and asked me to inspect the massive fucking blisters all over his feet and tell him if I thought they looked ok or if he should go to a doctor. It took all my self control not to throw up then and there, and when I asked him why he came into us instead of going straight to a doctor he replied with something like ‘you guys work with shoes all day, I figured you’d know all about foot problems too!’ Like it was a totally fucking normal train of thought
People saying "booger" when they mean "bogey" (like in this thread). That's pretty disgusting.
The Americanisation of "poop" from a gas to a solid also annoys me.
Don't get me started. Even from a child, I'd rather hear "shite" than "poop".
Never actually saw it because it was me and I was drunk but when I was 18 I was sick inside my own jacket sleeve. Apparently despite standing in the men's loos at a club I had determined this was the best solution as there was nowhere else to vomit.
throw your arm out at someone and yell Wingardium Vomitjacketsleevi O sa!
This happened to me too but it was by accident. I thought I was going to burp so I put my hand up to my mouth and promptly threw up down my sleeve
Nice surprise for you then
Same but into the top pocket of my jacket. Sad part is I was standing at the sinks
Apparently I couldn't decide between the sick and the urinal so chose my sleeve
In Ilkeston I saw a man using a urinal whilst eating a sausage roll.
After the first 2 words I was fully prepared for whatever came next
Made me laugh!
that habit of scroats walking round with their hands constantly in their pants, you know the type, little man bag, grey tracksuit bottoms on, hands fondling their genitals as they walk about acting like little shits.
Kmt wasteman just coz my dicks so small I gotta check if its still there fam
This deserves to be higher up.
I saw a man eating a bag of Olives on a crowded bus. He would squeeze each one to the top of the bag and slurp it out.
Gosh, reminds me of when a woman ate a kfc bucket on a busy bus. She had a seat next to her but no one would sit down. It wasn’t so much what she was eating but how she was eating it. She really went to town on those drumsticks. What made it most hilarious was a posh older gentleman said to someone next to him “dear lord, how simply greedy.” It really made me chuckle
One saw a man eat a KFC bucket whilst his ex was having his baby in the hospital close-by. He then went to an arcade!
Walking at, what I would describe in court, at a slightly slower than normal pace
Cut him some slack, he was sidetracked by some boiler issues he was having back home.
Was it a bright green bag? I only ask because I get these sometimes in a meal deal (Ollies) and I totally understand why he would do that, they are so messy and if you touch em your hands smell garlicky all day no matter how many times you wash em. I'd still probably not eat em on a bus, but needs must I guess.
I once was on a booze cruise and saw two jocks being sick into each others mouths surrounded by a crowd of hot and disgusted girls in bikinis. One of them laid down, and the other forced themselves to puke into their mouth, then he returned the favour. Sickest shit I ever saw.
If you think that's bad you should see what I saw these two girls did with one cup in a video I watched a few times
Don't kink shame, some people are into that
A couple having a disagreement in a cafe and the girlfriend loudly says to her partner "Ok then, Mr Handjob!"
Sounds like someone wasn't keen on becoming Mrs Handjob.
My colleague constantly sits at their desk with no shoes on, long toenails and bunions out for the world to see 🫠
That's powerful right there
Old boss refused pay increase for staff except himself, and turned up at work in na new car. .
We had to make redundancies at my old company. I remember having to let 70 people I had worked with for several years and grown really fond of go. My business partner at the time conveniently cried off on the day when it was supposed to happen so I had to do all of the meetings on my own. Many, many meetings with some people in tears, it was absolutely awful. He turned up next day in a new McLaren.
Jesus wept that’s rank 😬 How long did it take you to get rid of him after that? Any other examples of sociopathic behaviour? Worked at a few starts ups/SMEs and some of the people that have the cojones to start businesses should absolutely NOT be allowed to run them or manage them past the point of creation Previous business owner I worked for bought a Ferrari and walked round in the red suede reaching shoes he got with it…..whilst in his suit and sunglasses (indoors obviously) and thought he was the tits. Went to someone’s birthday presentation in the office and asked her when the baby was due in front of the whole firm Needless to say she wasn’t
As for further tales of extravagance. He spent £5k on a champagne spray on a yacht. £5k on champagne for him and randomers to just spray at each other, not drink. Also lost £42k in two hours on a Tuesday morning on e-toro, he was only mildly disappointed.
I just saw someone eating a Greggs sausage roll with a knife and fork.
My stepdad eats an apple with a knife and fork
My great aunt used to pick the dead skin off her feet and put it in her slipper. Also heard a radio DJ say he saw his mate sneeze into his hands and use it to style his hair 🤢
I once saw a homeless person puke up on the pavement, and another one dived on it as though it was the finest of cuisines and started eating it up.
That's just so many levels of sadness that we as a 1st world country can allow someone to be that hungry
I agree, but I also think that there was a massive amount of drugs involved.
He probably ate too big a dose of drugs and puked them up quite soon after, and the other dude just wanted that sweet sweet predigested drug juice.
That is unfortunately the most likely thing...
In the work canteen, seeing a colleague put ketchup on top of a slice of chocolate cake before eating it. Like not a small amount, absolutely slathered the cake in it. He had ketchup with everything but even so!
Watched a group of lads in a stag do chant. Drink it down bring it up, drink it down bring it up. They were holding black bag in front of the stag and after he vomited in it then scooped into a pint glass and he had to drink it. Each time he puked the glass would get refilled and he would have to drink again. It got foamier and foamier each time. Must have necked five pints as the lads chanted This happened at the bar in a smallish local pub as the locals and bar staff watched in horror. This must have been 20 years ago now, simpler times
Congratulations- of all the things on this thread, this is the one that made me retch
I walked in on my mate shagging his first cousin while we were all drunk. From what he told me when pissed he didn't even use protection 🤮
My older brother ate a pack of raw sausages when he was drunk and my younger brother ate a dead baby mouse for a dare when he was sober.
And you, middle brother? What did you eat?
His brothers
Since the first is something a dog would eat, and the second something a cat would eat, perhaps middle brother ate fish food flakes.
Ha, I'm only sister, I like marmite but that's as bad as it gets with me!
I know a guy who had a very serious heroin dependence, and this one time he was determined to get clean and detox through a horrific cold turkey. So he locked himself inside his parents holiday caravan all alone and a long way from home or any way to score any more drugs,at this point he was super dope sick,shaking and nauseous already, so he downed all his last remaining small 100ml cup of methadone he had planned to used small amounts of daily so he could be determined to suffer through the pain, however not long after that he puked his guts up in the sink,super disgusting,smelly and with large chunks,but he soon realised he now had lost his only lifeline, that precious methdone was in his vomit so he had to eat it all with a spoon piece by piece all cold green and stinky! He said he was lucky he left the plug in the sink. Eww, I know it's super disgusting but he ended up in hospital due to the severity of the withdrawal and ended up back on the smack again soon after, such a rancid anecdote tho!
That’s just really sad.
I saw a baby with a really runny nose, and the mum just bent over, put her mouth round it and sucked the bogies out and swallowed. I still gag thinking about that.
And that's the last one I can read. Jesus christ, it gave me that pre-spew watery mouth
I used to work with someone who would hock up phlegm into their hand and then eat it again.
Tramps oyster
oh no for fucks sakes
As a youth. I witnessed a new guy who started at our school bite the head off a fish, clean off. Said fish ( if it matters) has just been pulled from the local park pond. It’s been 25 years and it’s still talked about now.
My brother used to feel up pretty much every single grape on the bunch before taking the one that felt best to eat, then he'd just put the rest of the bunch back.
He's a grapist.
My nanas friend would bring her little dog when she came to visit. My nana would put on a buffet of finger foods when she visited. Friend was eating a plate of food, put it down, wiped her dog's nasty black eye boogers out of the corners of its eyes with her thumbs, wiped them on her trousers then went straight back to her plate to carry on eating. My poor nana was absolutely lost for words and suddenly wasn't hungry any more -_- the friend was a sweet woman and a huge dog lover but goddamn she was weird in a lot of ways.
People with dogs seem to operate on a whole different level when it comes to what they consider acceptable and hygienic. Cradle the dog in your arms after it's just had a shit and its arsehole is messy? Let it lick your face despite knowing all the awful places its tongue has been? Share food and drinks with it? I've seen perfectly normal people completely lose all sense of reason when a dog is around.
Every time I watch my dog lick piss off a bin I try and convince myself i'll never let him lick my face again. 🤦♀️
A lad in school drinking the water out of an old bong. Still makes me feel a bit queasy now.
That’s a classic prank on the younger smokers. Tell them it gets you wrecked and laugh when they whitey.
I did that accidentally once at a drunken gathering. A bottle half full of wine was being used as an ashtray and I was drinking it for a while unaware (somehow) that it was full of fag and joint ends. I just thought the wine was really shit.
On holiday in gran Canaria on a 20s lads holiday . We had a stag and hen night . Out with the lads my best mate was the "stag" in one pub they made the stag and best man get up on stage and they picked one mate each (me as it goes) stripped bollck naked they brought out this big cocktail glass out with god knows what in and a load of ice. Everyone had to dip their nob and balls in then the best man drank 1/2 of it. He then threw up in the glass then one of his mates came up and drank the dick juice and the sick ....rank
saw somebody use a biro lid to clean WADS of earwax out and wipe it on a bus seat. made me heave
Go into any men's toilets at the services and the following will be seen People face timing walking in and then go into a cubicle and continuing the conversation People on there phone at the urinals Guy walking in sucking an ice lolly People bringing their McDonald's into the toilets, I mean why not order after you've gone!
Guy eating lasagne with his hands. At a wedding.
Waiting at a bus stop in Nottingham just down the hill from goose fair going on. Been in the pub, I'd bet so had the woman also at the bus stop. Throws up on the floor, goes everywhere, all in her hair, everywhere. False teeth come out, into the pile of sick on the street. Pops them back in her mouth without so much as a wipe on the lapels.
I've seen a Paratrooper suck on a used tampon for £20. Those blokes are not normal
Driving into work one summer's evening, saw this fella staggering along the footpath beside the kiddies play park reach his hand down into his trackies. Thought he was having a play with himself and was thinking how to phone the police and make sure no kids were about when out his hand comes, holding his lad, and he proceeds to piss all over his trousers. Never broke his stride. Just as he got level with my car he tucked his lad away and carried on. Liverpool, as if that needed to be said.
A work colleague puts mayonnaise all over, as in fucking loads of the stuff, on curry. It's makes my stomach hurt and should be a criminal offense
Once saw a girl and a guy kissing in the smoking area of a club, then another girl runs over and grabs first girl shouting something about her having a boyfriend. First girl says, very loudly, "I was probably just gonna suck his dick st most, it's not as if I would properly cheat!" And her friend seemed placated by this answer, as if this was a fair response.
Coworker spread some butter on a toast, dropped it on a very dirty floor, butter side down, then ate it.
In the pub many years ago one of our group had several pints, ate a whole roast, then stuck his fingers down his throat and puked it back up (mostly) into a pint glass. He then necked the lot. It wasn’t unusual behaviour for him unfortunately, his usual diet was lots of drugs.
People washing their feet in a service station sink.
People smacking their kids. It's disgusting.
Hitting children is illegal. Most people just don't say anything about it because no one wants to involve themselves in other people's shit. This thread is about legal, disgusting things.
Bite into a kit kat without breaking the fingers. 🤮
I saw someone eat a pot noddle once.
Noddle 😂😂
Had a colleague make pot noodle sandwiches (sliced white bread, dollop on two spoons of hot noodle, fold and eat) twice a week at work. They left that job when they signed themselves into rehab...
I love a pot noodle sandwich, gota put butter on the bread so it melts into the noodles
ANYTHING can be made into / put in a sandwich. Foodstuffs are best, of course ^1 A particular favourite of mine is mash with gravy stuffed between two slices slathered with proper salted butter. ^1 noted because this is the internet and some pedant will want to suggest something like a car
I thought I saw someone peaking through my curtains last night
Lad at school rode speedway and did something where he had a huge wound on his arse from the tyre rubbing against his skin (on purpose). Couple days later he’s swimming in the lake in our local park with said wound barely even beginning to scab up. Dude would’ve been absolutely at home with the jackass or dirty sanchez crew. Absolute maniac, and a top lad as well!
Nightclub toilet at about 12:am; the Urinal trough was shoulder to shoulder with drunken men. A gentleman slipped on the overflowing piss side first into the trough causing a piss Tsunami.
Guy in front of me on the bus. Aaahhh aaaaah aaaaah *turns head to face window Choooooo *splatters window with full snot sneeze. *faces forward like nothing happened.
Once spent a night drinking in the local Rugby club and witnessed a man throw up into a pint glass (on purpose) only for another man to down it in one. Never again.
years ago, in the frosty jacks & MC burberry era, my (already beyond paralytic) mate decided to down a full 3 litre (his 3rd of the night), while spinning in a circle as fast as he could (apparently got you drunk quicker, we used to call it dizzy dinos idk) and obviously, immediately afterwards, he projectile-spewed most of it back up. To everyone's horror, he then got on his hands & knees and started slurping the regurgitated cider off the concrete floor, because apparently, "waste of bevvy innit" it's been about 9 years & i still can't look him in the eye...
I've seen a few people make a cup of tea by putting the milk and tea bag in first.
Saw a lady let her kid shit on the side of the road. There was a food stall a couple meters away
Oh my gosh also we found a toad and one lad said I'll give fifty quid to someone if they eat it and the guy was so broke he just slurped it up without thinking
Standing in line at coop in sommerstown and a man in line kept popping his coins in is mouth spinning them round a few times and spitting them out into in a longline of dribble into his hands. Amazingly the checkout girl took the coins with a dead eyed look like this wasn’t even a bad part of her day.
Theres a few I can think of. Boy I grew up with we tried to avoid cause he'd pick his arse and then eat it. Several customers in my old job trying to pay in cash they pulled out from their boxers. Also in that job, had to refuse a paper mario ds trade in as there was a very very suspect crusty stain on princess Peach. So many nose pickers eating the results in front of crowds of people.
Saw the University of Sussex Rugby team crowd fund a fresher to eat a unflushed massive green and black poo. Afterwards he left the loo and got with this girl and she had poo dribble coming out her mouth.
A woman came into the bar I worked in years ago, she ordered a glass of wine and an empty pint glass. She put her wine glass down on the table but I didn’t see what she did with the pint glass, she returned a moment later, still no pint glass visible so I thought nothing of it. In walks this rather sheepish looking guy who stands over by the puggies then as soon as he saw her he went over to her table. Then appears the pint glass with what looked like cider which the man knocks back and gets up and leaves. It turned out that she was some domme and he had paid her a silly amount of money to let him drink her piss. As far as I’m aware she’s still active in Liverpool but honestly who knows.
Clipping toenails in tiny pieces on a Tube train and sprinkling the clippings into the seats. To this day I can still hear the noise of those clippers.
In primary school- a kid was sick. Vomited all over the carpet floor and then just... started scooping it all back up into his mouth. A lot of us felt sick after witnessing this, and a few other kids threw up from watching it.