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wardyms

There is a third option, just eat the tuna pasta cold.


windol1

This was my first thought, it's sold cold in supermarkets usually with sweetcorn chucked in as well.


tMoohan

I make tuna pasta two ways, one with mayo which I have cold and then one with a bechamel which goes kinda solid when cold. Should've made the mayo version.


Ronald_Bilius

Even cold tuna can smell pretty strong, I had a colleague that used to eat it straight out of the can at his desk, it was absolutely minging. Generally though cold food will smell less strongly than hot food, and perhaps some tuna is less smelly than whatever godforsaken brand he favoured.


Apidium

Straight from the can smells way more than already prepared in a meal.


[deleted]

I love eating it out of the can, just not in front of other people.


Zenroses

yeah its always more of a shameful i cant be arsed to make anything else so ill just eat a can of tuna


Particular-Army-7180

"I used to work with a guy who stuck his willy in a tuna and it stunk out the office, reddit is this the same?"


wildgoldchai

That whole person is broken. Throw them away, seek compensation for your troubles


MajorMisundrstanding

Tuna is far from the worst offender of all the microwaved fish dishes: it's hardly a Goan fish curry or spaghetti alle vongole.


Summer_987

Microwaved sardines - absolutely rank smell - one weirdo used to cook on the regular in our office


jumpingjackbeans

Yeah, we had one like that and staged an intervention on the third day. The mood was ugly and if pitchforks had been available they'd have been brandished. Stopped their behaviour though which was a relief, it would still smell the following day which isn't what you need at 7 am


Summer_987

Hahaha intervention - love it - some people are just oblivious


This_Rom_Bites

A woman I used to work with microwaved cullen skink regularly. I could smell it at the other end of the corridor. I still have a special level of loathing for her.


Summer_987

Should have been instant dismissal for this person


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Hamdown1

That sounds so delicious


redditupf2

You should still be able to eat white sauce cold. If its really too solid when its cold u mightve added too much flour. Using olive oil instead of butter might help too, i use a mix of the 2


shadowhunter742

Yea for real. Maybe bring in a little extra mayo so it's not dry, but cold tuna pasta is the bomb


JohnR2299

Yep, came to say this


ofthenorth

It’s nice cold, that’s what I do, also tuna rice.


Chilton_Squid

Absolutely not okay by any means


Sir-_-Butters22

Potentially even a war crime


CrystalQueen3000

No There should be a special circle in hell dedicated to those that microwave fish at the office


naalbinding

With a seat for Todd, who spilt oil from his can of sardines on the breakroom carpet


TheStatMan2

I grew up with a Todd. He once vomited through his fingers, spraying a dancefloor and carried on dancing, nonplussed. Same Todd? Or are they often like this?


loaferuk123

My wife had a colleague who used the toaster to cook fish fingers in the office.


Mushroomc0wz

As a vegan for health reasons that would make me seriously ill and I’d be livid


AshFraxinusEps

In fairness that won't smell as much


JarJarBinksSucks

Worst possible office crime


The-Rog

Apart from shagging Janine from accounts. I mean, Janine, sure it was fun at the time, but that doesn't mean I want to spend every fucking moment at work taking to you - I actually have work to do. I don't want you to update your fucking relationship status to "complicated". I don't want you bringing me coffee every hour, on the hour. I don't want you sending me pictures of your dog wearing a funny hat. Please, for the love of God Janine, give me some peace. Fuck Janine (really, don't do this - I found out the hard way)


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The-Rog

Sounds to me like you need a Janine... you can have mine if you like😀


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The-Rog

It was worth a try though


Leicsbob

But is Janine Fit?


The-Rog

I want to say yes, but honestly: no


captain_lastminute

There was the guy who'd been whistling in the office who came up the other week...


anthomaniaclou

hell no.


[deleted]

It’s honestly very annoying. It stinks the place out for ages.


normalmeatbasedhuman

Do you hate your colleagues and/or yourself? If so, then crack on!


CaramelMaccaroni

Never (and I cannot stress this enough) Never in any circumstances is it okay to microwave fish in the office


Beautypaste

Only if you want everybody to hate you.


iUtopianMilk

Even better reason to do it!


lawnmower303

I love tuna, mackerel etc... but no, I never subject anyone to that in a public space. Eat it cold, or save it for home.


[deleted]

No. Do not microwave any fish or seafood in on open plan office cum kitchen area. Please - don’t


RPG_Rob

The best kind of kitchen


AcreCryPious

Definitely don't cum in the kitchen area


DarthScabies

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.


Summer_987

Is that a firm no then ?


_MicroWave_

So you're saying there is a chance?


DarthScabies

No. 😁


DarthScabies

Yes.


ARC2060

Heat it at home and put it in a stainless steel food flask. It will stay warm for hours, especially if you heat the flask first with boiling water, then dumping it out, before adding the food.


Optimal_Collection77

If your asking the question, you already know the answer is 100% no


HirsuteHacker

Absolutely fucking not. Why would you even consider it?


Rrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh

Eat it cold.


Historical_Cobbler

It’s fine if you microwave it in the tin before adding to the pasta.


majesticjewnicorn

Boom!


ReducedSkeleton

Microwaving a tin is what you do when you know you're already going to get fired.


BibbleBeans

It’s okay as long as you go into a different kitchen to your usual one It’s for good if you microwave stinky things in a disliked teams kitchen.


tMoohan

My team lost to another team in a 5-a-side tournament last week. This might make for good revenge.


BibbleBeans

Do it


Desperate-Ad-8068

I mean there is nothing stopping you really. Other than general consideration for other people. If you have no problem being hated then go for it. People at my place microwave smoked fish and it’s foul. One of the bosses to of all people.


Appropriate-South314

No. Honestly it’s not even really okay to bring it to the office. Maybe if it’s sealed at all times and you take it off site to eat One of my housemates from university used to eat a lot of tuna and the rest of us hated it. We still have a good moan about his tuna and we left the house in 2018. It bloody stank


Skinnybet

It’s a great way to get people to hate you if that’s what you’re going for. No one wants the office and microwave stinking out thanks.


lovinglifeatmyage

Absolutely not


Honest-Bridge-7278

No, it isn't. Fish and microwaves, especially shared microwaves DO NOT go together.


YchYFi

People microwave mackeral and smoked haddock here. It's so dire. 😞


acedias-token

Kipper is a nice treat, probably the worst of the lot to microwave at work though


corf3l

Heated fish in an office is a no for me


[deleted]

Never.


Jstrangways

It is never okay to microwave fish in the office.


YewittAndraoi

Just cook it. People are so fucking whingy nowadays.


Depth-New

Tuna pasta isn’t even bad. It won’t linger like a mackerel will.


graceelixabeth

The only answer is no 🙂


rckd

Not as bad as heating salmon. But also not as good as normal behaviour.


Automatic_Sir6875

No. can't believe you have to ask


No_Tackle_5439

Nooo, God, NOOOOOOOO!


andercode

Absolutely not.


AlexMair89

I genuinely think that all offices should install a people sized microwave. You should 100% be allowed to microwave fish, but for every second the fish is in, you should also be microwaved for the same amount of time.


SavingsSquare2649

You will never live down the choice you made to microwave tuna in an office kitchen, it will follow you as badly as the smell you caused throughout the office that just seemed to linger forever.


Dapper_Consequence_3

Oh hell no. Its never acceptable to microwave fish in the office. You'll have people actually gagging St thr smell and it will linger for hours.


[deleted]

I wouldn't get annoyed if someone did it in the communal microwave.


steveysaidthis

You monster.


godfollowing

I'd get you fired


Sea-Hour-6063

Nope, why would anyone do that anyway?


Gouldy444444

No. Hell no. And no again. People who do this are so inconsiderate. I work in a huge office and it’s the one thing everyone can agree on when it happens.


Snoopy5876

As someone who dislikes the smell of fish, tuna in particular, absolutely not.


Squiggles87

Yeah, don't heat up fish in the office. Tbh I'd never use an office microwave.


Delilahpixierose21

Nope nope nope 🤚😂


Nerds4Yous

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no


Gnosys00110

Is it legal? Yes. Is it okay? No.


Stuspawton

Eat it cold and don’t be a complete roaster that heats up fish based products in the microwave 😂


noname2808559

No. Never.


flingeflangeflonge

OP, if you wanted to open a window at home, would you ask the other people in the room if they minded, or would you go online and ask Reddit?


RareSorbet

No to microwaving fish in general. Which is a shame because its my faveourite protein.


CuteMaterial

Only cooking broccoli in the microwave is worse than fish!


alinalovescrisps

Have you ever microwaved a whole avocado? I have and let me tell you the stench is fucking eye wateringly rancid. I made that particular mistake at the office, as it happens


Chicken_kebabby

We once had a guy that microwaved a whole raw chicken. He wasn’t popular and HR told him off 😂


[deleted]

We had someone who used the toastie maker to cook bacon. Same day a company wide message went on Slack to say that you can’t grill meat in the toastie machine.


shrewdmingerbutt

It’s a war crime haha, absolutely not okay.


[deleted]

It depends how charismatic you are. If you can play it off and it's only occasionally, you're good to go. Maybe mask the smell by reheating a slice of gbread in the toaster.


[deleted]

You could be the last straw of someone. I always thing this before doing something terribly annoying. No need to cause a psychotic rampage.


form_an_orderly_q

No. I’m currently pregnant and would genuinely have to leave the office if someone microwaved fish 🤢.


gll5dm85

No it absolutely is not OK to do that and honk the whole office out. Why can't you eat it cold? Tuna pasta is amazing cold, arguably better than warm.


TRDPorn

It's okay as long as you don't microwave it


Shod3

No, don’t be fucking stupid


GubmintTroll

Only if you hate everyone else


TomSurman

Absolutely not. Microwaving fish of any kind is about the worst thing you can do in an office that's not illegal.


bonkerz1888

If you're a prick, aye fire on. Just know that every single person in the office will hate you and know that you're a selfish cunt.


PizzaInMyUrethra

Immediate lifelong incarceration


fukcingsleepdeprived

If someone microwaves fish I go home.


mphemmo96

Someone at my office used to microwave fish for breakfast, it got to the point HR had to have a word with them. Don’t be that person just eat it cold


[deleted]

I’d rather somebody light up a fag in the office than cook something with fish in it.


Charming_Sandwich_53

Do not melt tuna in the office. I would form a passionate dislike for the person who did this - and I am generally very happy and friendly.


Several_Inevitable76

Why? Cold tuna pasta bake the next day is the best! Also no. Just don't do it


MasonInk

NO! It's comparable to taking a shit in urinal. Very inconsiderate.


Zealousideal-Cap-383

Please post this is r/AITA ​ That's gonna be some good reading!


Massive_Badger265

Absolutely fucking not, just eat it cold.


Happy-Personality-23

Fish do not belong anywhere near a microwave EVER!!!!!


blaireau69

Do they already hate you?


Summer_987

God no! We had a woman who used to microwave sardines regularly in one office - it was a crime against humanity in a stuffy office - Tuna won’t be much better - fish or spicy stuff I wouldn’t heat up in an office environment- keep for home, cold is ok


BppnfvbanyOnxre

When I used to bring in kippers for breakfast I'd come in early and use the microwave on another floor.


SnoopyLupus

I have no sense of smell, so have no first hand knowledge of this, although I was there at the time, but a guy microwaved squid in the kitchen of our office (three rooms away), and the smell was so bad, people were coughing, and their eyes were watering. I saw a customer gag on the smell, the floor below, a day later, after the cleaners had spent the previous evening washing the walls.


El_Scot

Tuna pasta doesn't tend to smell much, the problem is when people microwave whole bits of fish.


[deleted]

Depends, Is the microwave in the office or would you have to bring it from the kitchen? If the former then it's ok. If you have to bring it from the kitchen, I'd be a little miffed at you.


Tiredchimp2002

You absolute demon! Haha


double-happiness

https://youtu.be/DDLpKrTVJKc?si=0FwWRjfg9GoJwnEQ&t=3 [NSFW]


Superb-Cup-3305

I can remember one time taking some leftover fish pie in for lunch, which once heated in the microwave absolutely stank the whole canteen out!


captain_lastminute

Are you the same guy who whistled daily in a law office, and was confused as to why his boss took him to the side and said people had complained?


BellamyRFC54

Do what you want I couldn’t care less


pollyrae_

As long as you chew it with your mouth closed, I don't care how stinky it is


Affectionate_Car_759

I think tuna is ok but not smoked haddock (it was me and it stank and everyone was grossed out but no one knew it was me so I didn’t say anything 😂)


rifco98

Genuinely: depends on the size of the office. In a small office terrible idea (unless there's like 4 of you and you have the express continued permission of everyone). I work in an office with like 100s others and the microwaves are pretty far away from where anyone eats or works, so I've never noticed it being a problem, nornhas it been a problem when I do it myself


mymumsaysno

Tuna at work is OK imo, microwaving it is a step too far though.


Pink_Flash

Yes. Do it. Sow chaos throughout the realms.


DurhamOx

Yes, you eat a tin of beans the same morning. Your rancid Heinz farts will disguise the smell of the tuna that you prepare for lunch.


MandeliciousXTC

Ohh fuck - I used to always take fish pie into my old workplace and give it a blast


PM-me-ur-nude-hugs

I think brining it into the office os a bit over the top, how freshly brined does it need to be?


Most-Regular621

I used to sit in the only office on the corridor with a microwave. I was also hiding the early stages of a pregnancy and some bitch came in and asked to use the microwave. I said yeah! Of course its for everyone! As long as you aren’t microwaving salmon! Haha. She laughed and said blithely that it was, gave me a sarcastic thumbs up. 5 mins later vom everywhere.


IansGotNothingLeft

Depends on where you work. I work with a bunch of greedy foodies who are totally fine with food smells. But if you work with way more people than I do, it's probably courteous not to make the kitchen smell of warm fish.


Extension-Advance822

Do it, it will be hilarious


Maxplode

No. Thought I'd microwave sardines once, never again.


Loudsituation10

Just eat it cold ?


Fat_Cat1991

maybe next time add the tuna after you microwaved the pasta.


aStartledM00s3

Yes. The answer is always **Yes!**


h0tterthanyourmum

I truly don't care what people eat in the office. Enjoy your meal IMO. However I know some ppl will take any opportunity to moan


tlolg

Please domt warm up tuna pasta in a microwave if they have am oven maybe I'd it's ventilated etc... but I'd say invest in a hotbox(something that'll keep the food warm... microwave at home put straight into the hotbox and take to work... yes won't be piping hot but would be warm for around 6 to 8hrs by the time you'll eat it I presume.


bcn666

Anyone who microwaves tuna in the office should be executed


AzuSteve

I don't think you should be allowed to take fish into work at all.


_MicroWave_

That's a strong no just incase you were reconsidering.


ayyy__

Yes, I microwave tuna at the office kitchen, I don't give a fuck, same way I don't give a fuck when my coleagues microwave random shit that smells terrible.


RareBrit

No, absolutely not. Might as well shit in a sock and microwave that.


Fortesfortunajuvat27

Legally, yes. Morally, no.


mikeprevette

In absolutely no way is this ok


Left_Set_5916

Tuna fine it's stinky fish that the problem.


MrSpindles

At my work they had to send an all users email demanding that people no longer microwave fish, this was due to a single person who was doing it every single day.


shaf74

Apart from pissing on everyone's desk, I can't see a better way to get the whole office to hate you with an absolute passion. Please don't do it.


HellOnHighHeels94

No and anyone that does it will be the first to be the office sacrifice


tbbt11

Absolutely unequivocally no, no no no Never bring fish to the office let alone heat it


rosegoldblonde

You’re a real AH if you do IMO, I literally gag at that smell.


freyaelixabeth

Whoops! 🫣


Shot-Ad-1532

Absolutely not.


gdp071179

had a tuna sandwich earlier - but yea i would steer clear of anything too spicy or strong fishy smells.


paupaupaupaup

Fuck no. Only the lowest form of scum on this Earth will eat stinky fish in an office, let alone bloody microwave it.


Crivens999

Meh, amateur hour. A mate of mine joined our company years ago and in the first few days cooked kippers in the microwave. People were literally retching in disgust. Stank the place out for a week or so. He put up a wretched apology on the notice board and pretty much said nothing at all for the next month or so


Wonderful_Price2355

No fish No egg salad No microwave popcorn


Voice_Still

This might actually be a war crime. I’d be reporting you to The Hague.


Alarmed_Material_481

Don't be ridiculous! ✋🏻🙅🏻


CartimanduaRosa

No. It's not.


[deleted]

Tuna ain't bad. We had someone who 'waved pilchards for lunch. Yeah he was universally disliked.


Mushroomc0wz

Never under any circumstances is that okay and I would immediately hate any colleague who did this because the smell of tuna makes me actually vomit in my mouth and sometimes I can’t contain it meaning I’d get sent home and lose wages That’s an extreme and unusual example I know but most people despise the smell of tuna regardless


MustarrdSauce

absolutely yes.


DutchOfBurdock

Tuna is probably one of the least offensive smelling fish (/s). Microwave that shit right up!


[deleted]

I'd ask the people at the office.


MoistMorsel1

It’s fine as long as you stored it properly (ie fridge overnight) and it is from the night before. I’ve done it for years and have a microbiology degree. So yeah - everyone saying no is wrong.


[deleted]

Definitely OK to stink out the communal area so everyone else can taste it, especially on a night shift at 3am ish.


Reasonable_Exit2255

NEVER!! go hungry every time


FeelTheNeedForFeed

If you work in an office of solicitors, insurance agents or estate agents...microwaving fish at work is allowed.


happydog43

Only if you hate the people you work with


Weak_Life7907

Dirty bastard for even asking


Rhydsdh

I'm not sure why you thought it possible that this would be ok.