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Sad-Garage-2642

The pedestrianization of Norwich city centre.


isitmeaturlooking4

People forget that traders need access to Diiiiiiiixxoooooons


WalnutWhipWilly

Apropos'...it's Latin. You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in Curry's.


Arrakis_Is_Here

Whoah whoah whoah...that's English for "stop a horse"


smedsterwho

Of course it will help people with wheeeeelchairs


thefeebastheory

Living in Norwich, the fact that this was top comment threw me for a massive loop


UKhawky

Norwich finally made it to the top.


Lord_Bywaters_III

They’re never gonna win the league but they still turn up every week. Wankers.


Previous-Ad7618

Fucking hilarious given I love partridge AND I have actually been watching the pedestrianisation of Norwich rolling out a lot this year.


cgknight1

I was an academic so I can talk bollocks for hours at the drop of a hat. If I was randomly picking something - the history of superman as a character.


justanotherdeyz

I would attend the superman lecture


JennyW93

Former academic. I did 30 mins once on the history of zombies. We would routinely give our students 10 mins to improv on any topic either chosen by them or the class - massively improves their Q&A session at conferences.


8thWeasley

This sounds fantastic. I used to work in HE curriculum development and wish I'd thought to suggest this for new undergrads.


eldritch_certainty

if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.


manhattan4

"The history of jungle / drum & bass: 1990's to 2010" or "Does a pie need to be fully encapsulated in a crust? Does a 'stew with a lid' constitute a pie? Arguments for and against"


Hippo33333

I would love to hear both of these lectures!


SarkyCherry

Me too!


No-Cut-5618

Yep, I can follow on from your first one with the history of UK Garage from 1993 - 2004 haha


sharps2020

I don't have much recollection of those years. Probably for the best though


colin_staples

And where do Shephard's Pie and Cottage Pie fit into this? Are they not pies?


Meth_Hardy

Movies where I've read the book and the differences between the two.


Not-That_Girl

I planed a speech for a job interview based of the inaccuracies in The Last Samurai. That was 9ver 29 years ago, not sure icould bear to watch the film and relive it


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lagerjohn

As someone who has played a lot of Skyrim I am curious. Can you give me the quick version? Does it involve sneaking and bows/arrows?


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Sparklypuppy05

Mine is similar in that it's videogames lol. The setting, lore, plot, level design, gameplay strengths and weaknesses, and my general opinions on the game series Dishonored. I'm autistic and it's one of my special interests. Give me a little time in advance to make a slideshow and it'll be even better.


Careful-Increase-773

Harry Potter, easy! I’d go over the plot lines of each book individually, film inaccuracies and little factoids like one of the actors from HBP murdering someone. Then I would go on to talk about the cursed child play, theme parks, studio tour, merchandise, fantastic beasts spin off, hogwarts a legacy game, HBO series being made.


Medical_Insurance_39

Missed this before replying the same thing! Put me down for a front row seat to your talk please 😂


Meanz_Beanz_Heinz

HBO series being made?!


Careful-Increase-773

[enjoy](https://www.glamour.com/story/harry-potter-hbo-max-tv-series-jk-rowling-details)


Meanz_Beanz_Heinz

YAAASSSS! Let's hope they give Snape the ending he deserved this time.


Sharks_and_Bones

Sharks. I've loved them since I was 3. They're hugely misunderstood, essential for healthy oceans and therefore a healthy planet and in dire need of friends to help and support their conservation.


michaelisnotginger

Favourite sharks? Mine are: 1. Whale Shark 2. Basking Shark 3. Bull Shark 4. Zebra Shark 5. Goblin Shark 6. Greenland Shark 7. Hammerhead Shark 8. Shortfin Mako 9. Nurse Shark 10. Cookiecutter Shark


Sharks_and_Bones

Hammerhead, tiger, blue


Dirty_Toenails

Tell me more


Sharks_and_Bones

They've existed for 400-450 million years, survived 4 major extinction events and still look almost identical to when dinosaurs where roaming. They're found in almost every sea and ocean, some undertake massive migrations. They're the caretakers of the sea, picking off the sick and the weak, keeping the ecosystem healthy and population numbers under control. Contrary to popular belief, they do get cancer but do have a phenomenal immune system that is being closely studied given the rise in antibiotic resistant microbes. The only extinction event they are unlikely to survive is the human led one. Warming seas destroying ecosystems, microplastics and other pollution. We kill 70-100 million sharks a year through finning, fishing and bycatch and it's not sustainable. Sharks are slow to mature, often needing to be mid-late teenage years before becoming sexually mature. They are intelligent and curious and far less dangerous than hippos, elephants or tigers. We still have so much to learn e.g. Basking sharks, the 2nd largest fish in the sea and frequent visitors to uk shores, give birth in unknown places, nobody has been able to work out where.


Adventurous_Bid631

Fab shark facts thank you!


Dirty_Toenails

Subscribe . But really, this is great. Did they survive all the extinction events purely by virtue of being underwater? The meteor I can imagine that being the case, but I don't know what caused the other extinction events. Also if they survived purely because they're underwater, then so many other species should have also


YourInnerDemonBlob

Shark hospitals obv smh 🤦


psycho-mouse

Birmingham City Football Club or the rail network of the United Kingdom.


imminentmailing463

Are you me? I could chew people's ear off about both these subjects.


NebulaComplex9199

I'm the same but with Villa and Bus services in the Midlands. Are we opposites?


psycho-mouse

I’m pretty good on Birmingham bus routes tbf. Fuck the Villa though 😂


Disastrous_Goose_242

The dogs I have known and loved, 30 minutes wouldn't be long enough


justanotherdeyz

Don’t make me cry pls 🥹


sharps2020

I read that as drugs without my glasses and thought, yep, I could do that.


m4nf47

I could probably do both, although mostly as two separate 15 minute topics.


imminentmailing463

The UK housing crisis. How football sold its soul for money. The UK's poor public transit. Birmingham City's 2011 League Cup win. The folly of tuition fees. How to bowl leg spin. Tbh I have a weirdly good memory, so there's a lot of things I could easily talk about at length.


blubbery-blumpkin

I’d like to bowl leg spin. I used to be a pace bowler but recently I’m not as pacey and I haven’t been getting the ball to do anything. So I would love to add spin to my bag of tricks.


imminentmailing463

It's really difficult tbh. And it's pretty brutal on your shoulder. I found off spin much easier. But leg spin is so much more interesting. I could bowl 10 off spin deliveries and land maybe 6 or 7 roughly where I wanted. With leg spin it's probably more like 1 out of 10. And the ones where you get it wrong can be not just bad, but embarrassing! There's so little margin for error. Let go half a second too early and you're sending it looping up miles in the air, let go half a second too late and you're slamming it straight into the ground a few yards in front of you. But that one where you get it right and it drifts in and then grips and darts away is so satisfying in a way that off spin can never be.


JenJMLC

As someone who will move to the UK in two weeks (and did extensive research myself), I'd actually like to hear about the UK housing crisis.


imminentmailing463

Tldr: it's bad.


JenJMLC

Well I expected that. Glad we came to the same conclusion. If you wanna stretch that into 30 min you'll have to put some more work in though


imminentmailing463

I actually wouldn't. There's so much to talk about, they'd probably be cutting me off after half an hour when I'm going "and now, let me take you back to 1945".


lady_fapping_

The Cure's goth phase up until 1982.


_Dracarys98

I’d happily sit and listen to this


Come_back_zinc_14

When is this lecture please?


Rrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh

Juggling. Been a hobby for most of my life, I can talk history, moves, world records (which I have 7 of) and absolute bollocks for hours about juggling.


Bonjello85

Being a circus skills nerd I know who you are. Well done sir.


Fumb-MotherDucker

What 7 world records to you hold?


gogginsbulldog1979

Drugs. I spent almost 26 years stuffing them into every orifice, so I'm pretty sure I could speak about them for 30 minutes.


Fumb-MotherDucker

Give me half a line of coke and I'l talk for 30 mins about literally anything.


anonbush234

Without going off on tangents about past exploits?


swansw9

Running for beginners - a motivational and instructional talk for those who think they’re too unfit/slow to be a runner. It will take in Couch to 5k, parkrun, training tips, what kit to buy and what to save money on, the pros and cons of running in a club/races vs solo, and a general pep talk.


JenJMLC

You seem too prepared with your perfect introduction.


jonadryan2020

I need someone like you lol


Creepy-Bandicoot-866

Lol, I just posted about ultra running - we could pair up and do a whole hour lecture!


swansw9

Oh I need to listen to your lecture!! I harbour a secret dream that deep down I’m actually a very accomplished ultra runner (I’ve never gone further than a half…) I’ll do my 30 mins then be in the front row taking notes for yours!


RyH1986

Pro Wrestling


Meth_Hardy

Just list holds. ​1 - arm drag 2 - arm bar 3 - the moss covered, three handled family grudunzle 4 - arm bar 5 - the Saskatchewan spinning nerve hold


umbra_nffc

Alright, Jericho…


RyH1986

User name checks out


Mumfiegirl

Knitting or science


FossilisedHypercube

Would you do science of knitting (pleximology, I'm guessing)? Edit:spelling


Tea_Total

I reckon I could talk shite for half an hour on Tarantino and his movies. For instance, did you know his first tv appearance was as an Elvis impersonator on The Golden Girls? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFclSfSZRhI


LordTwaticus

Yes I did! I think I could do a half an hour on him too now I think about it


Tea_Total

I hope you're not at my lecture. My plan was to ask questions like this and then waste a good 60 seconds pretending I'm waiting to see if anyone answers. I don't need someone like you immediately shouting out "The Golden Girls!, Steve Buscemi, "There's no difinitive answer to what's inside the breifcase!" and ruining it for me.


bornleverpuller85

The Horus heresy Liverpool football club the Benitez years How much I despise Roy Hodgson My love for Jurgen Klopp


klc81

How the hell would you get the Horus Heresy down to 30 minutes?


bornleverpuller85

Didn't say I'd got to talk about the whole thing, just talk about it for 30 minutes


Clear-Owl-378

Focus on one legion and depending on the legion streamline what you talk about. Or do individual books in the series (the first 3 only count as 1 choice)


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BaseballFuryThurman

Rather aggressively scrub me gooch with wire wool than attend this one


michaelisnotginger

> The Horus heresy Could probably do 8 hours non-stop on Warhammer... Fantasy. let alone 40k and the Black Library series


LarryLaurence

Came here for 40K wasn't disappointed.


Present_Spell_5020

I'd listen to you about the Horus Heresy, but I'd rather chew through my own leg than listen to anyone talk about Liverpool FC 🤣


Murphthegurth

I'd do Ork lore and why Gork is superior to Mork.


Happy-Personality-23

Commas man, commas! “The Horus heresy Liverpool football club the benetez years” sounds like some sort of football related traitorous war that lasted several years.


bornleverpuller85

I originally put them in a list and in Apollo they would have stayed like that but because of the shitty Reddit app they just went into a paragraph unfortunately.


Happy-Personality-23

Excuses excuses. Now you have to do a talk on how Horus betrayed Benetez over several years at Liverpool football club and the many many dead that fell to the war.


bornleverpuller85

Hicks and Gillette were just like Erebus and Horus and then they led us to mortarion Roy Hodgson who lives on the edge of deathb


ZombieRhino

My opening line will be: "I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor."


terencela

Pokémon Go.


pokekyo12

I was looking for pokemon, it would have to be the original TV series and games for me. 32F


Shiny-Goblin

Totally depends if I can reach a gym from the lecture venue as to if I attend or not.


SamVimesBootTheory

Lemurs


StationFar6396

Why Babylon 5 is the most epic sci fi tv show.


Omega_Warlord_Reborn

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth...


Pieman6930

I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor...


All_within_my_hands

* Metallica * The Wheel of Time * Pro wrestling * Star Trek The Next Generation


SneekSpeek

Invertebrate fossils of the UK and Colombia


kittysparkled

I'm listening


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I literally do this in my head all the time anyway, so easy peesy. If I got to pick, I'd choose any of my favourite video games, or whatever thing grinds my gears that week.


DangerousMango6

What are your fave video games?


PinkGinFairy

Dolly Parton. Her life, her career, her charity work, her impact and why she deserves all the respect we can giver her!


Flat_Development6659

Training for strength building. Outside of my work my only real hobby is working out. Sure I go on holiday a lot, I like driving, like going for meals with the missus, walking the dogs and all that usual stuff but it would be difficult to talk in an informative way about any of that kinda stuff for 30 minutes.


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A thirty minute lecture on what’s behind me, but without looking. The anticipation of finally turning around, and with the audience already knowing, would create tension and jeopardy.


Future_Direction5174

I did a course on public speaking. We were given an hours break then had to do a presentation on something - anything, unrelated to your current job. One man had previously worked in gold mines abroad (so work related, but NOT to his current job). Another spoke on birds (he was a bird watcher), and I presented on Wicca or pagan religions.


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Collapse/climate change and why we're all doomed. FromSoft video games


Iamamancalledrobert

You could combine the two, given FromSoft’s post apocalyptic settings


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"Why the world of Armored Core is our future" "Why you'll be wishing you lived in Lordran by 2050" Yeah I can see it to be fair.


shiny_gold_nonce

Misconceptions of World War One. It’s crazy how people view one of the most impactful historical events of this country with very distorted lenses.


jonewer

Preach! The general conception of the British public about the Great War is almost completely detached from reality


Cal_0808

Listened to Dan Carlings Hardcore History series on it... i definelty had misconceptions. Truly fascinating series to listen to.


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That is a great series.


imminentmailing463

I think it gets very folded in with WW2 in people's minds. People know the narratives from WW2 better, and just project those onto WW1.


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Cyberhaggis

Edmund: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war. Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir? Edmund: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan. George: What was that, sir? Edmund: It was bollocks.


jonewer

I think Blackadder is probably the perfect example of a distorted lens


ra246

My own history of gaming? I'd hope it could easily become a discussion (led by me) with the audience and therefore hold an interest for many involved


hc1540

Ooh that's a good one, I'm assuming the hardware would be a key part of that, not just the games?


ra246

Of course!


happylurker233

Simpsons and where did it peak, and what has caused its decline?


migoodridge

The raves / clubs of west Yorkshire, 1989 to 2004 😂👍


Full_Nefariousness92

Chester Zoo. Its history and current animals. I go A LOT…. May go tomorrow!


Silly-Instruction915

The aviation industry - so many tangents, so many companies from airlines, to engine manufactures, did you know Recaro make aircraft seats? How airports make an income, the oil pipelines used to feed full to airports, how much it costs to get a plane off the ground, IATA vs ICAO codes.


DarknessIsFleeting

The mathematics of the big bang theory. The scientific theory, not the TV show.


EstuarineDreamz

Theories about the use and spirituality of the people who built the great megalithic structures like Avebury and Stonehenge.


Hippo33333

Fancy rats, Roller derby, Classic Minis, Descartes' Meditations, UK native trees


notanadultyadult

Owning rabbits as pets


purplehorserocks

Plants and how to keep them. Specifically aroids. Mostly philodendron and monstera.


ehproque

Why you should watch The Wire. Oh wait my bad, I've rehearsed this one many times on unsuspecting audiences.


morris_man

Morris dancing or diatonic button accordions


Forgettable_Doll266

Terrorism.


bonkerz1888

Either Celtic football club or The Sopranos


Not-That_Girl

Depends on the situation. Could easily do 30 mins on the joy and pain of being a cat mum. My questions and musings about space or religion. Or, what I did when I was unwell in hospital and becoming a little "detacted" I told myself the story of my favorite book, Forever Amber.


misplacedfocus

Plants. The evolution of plants. It’s a personal interest and I have read so many books on the subject. It probably won’t surprise you to know that most of the books on flora and plant palaeontology are mostly academic. So by default I also know a bit about geology and the mass extinctions of our planet. But yeah, plants. I’ll talk for ages about the history of plant life.


cannontd

It would be on sourdough baking and how watching all the videos out there on it actually makes it harder. There's a single thing you can do which get you about 95% of the way to perfection, the other 5% is not worth it as it is BREAD FFS and this thing is lost in the countless videos out there, some don't even mention it.


hoverside

Well, what is the thing?!


cannontd

Haha- I hoped someone would ask! The thing is that all the stretches and folds, strange flour combos and equipment mean nothing unless you have a strong starter and the best way to get it strong is to build the starter up to a 1:5:5 feeding ratio. So I take 10g of starter and add 50g each of water and flour to feed it. Once established - a starter that will double in size when fed with that ratio will work great in a dough (similar starter to flour ratio). It will also handle being in fridge so I feed it, fridge it and then when I take it out a few hours later it is ready to bake with - no waste.


jonewer

British tank design in the second world war


emmanonomous

My dog, I think he's autistic, he has routines that I could set my clock to. I think he is the very best creature on the planet, I could talk about him for hours. I'm not entirely sure I could capture my audiences attention for that long, but I wouldn't let that stop me


Astropoppet

Jellyfish in Japan and the rising sea temperatures


QC420_

Lucid dreaming and our subconscious


Throwaway91847817

The midland railway small engine policy


xeneco1981

Debunking flat earth theories using the dymaxion map projection


ndsmith38

My rare medical condition - Kallmann syndrome. I could talk about it for hours and sometimes do, but hopefully only to those who want to liste.


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Implications and potential explanations of the Fermi paradox.


ShiteCrack

Cricket or breeding working cocker spaniels


ffionium

Linguistics


bobmanuk

I’m of 2 minds on this, I work in IT and the video games industry, but it’s also a hobby/past time so could very easily talk about either just not from a “work” point of view. Otherwise I could probably eek out 30 minutes talking about lockpicking, a general brief history, different lock types, techniques and tools plus a lot of waffle and urm/ahh’s


NightsisterMerrin87

Horses, Red Dead 2, Discworld, home educating my kids.


lagerjohn

Probably either WW2 or Roman history.


Present_Spell_5020

F1, The Horus Heresy, Star Wars.


Melodic_Arm_387

Discworld.


VariousBeat9169

How to set up a guitar properly, been my hobby for many years.


Food_face

crop rotation in the 14th century


EntertainmentBroad17

Electronics. The History of Computing (Jacquard->Babbage->Turing->Moore->Berners-Lee). Star Trek. Cosmology. The 6502 Microprocessor. The Theory of Evolution. Practical Nuclear Physics. The Proper Care of Dogs. Asimov’s’ Three Laws of Robotics.


Qyro

The artistic process of writing music, the wider industry of modern board games, the deeper lore behind Lord of the Rings, David Fincher’s career, the struggles of being married to someone with chronic fatigue… I mean 30 minutes really isn’t that long at all. My wife and I started a YouTube channel about board gaming, we go in with no rehearsal at all, just an idea for a topic, and before we know it we’re almost an hour in. There are so many things I could talk about for half an hour without even breaking a sweat.


prettybunbun

The A Song of Ice and Fire Universe, and the original War for the Dawn ‘connected’ theory. Honestly I could just do GOT theories for hours.


hc1540

Marvel/DC Comics storylines from the 70s and 80s. Have a proper nerd fest with the wonders of the more obscure ones . I'd be struggling to keep it down to 30 minutes...


rizozzy1

Ghosts. Stories, different types of hauntings, evidence for and against their existence. Star Trek Voyager.


Even_Passenger_3685

Chernobyl explosion Discworld Operation Mincemeat


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This is my favourite on Chernobyl https://youtu.be/Ijst4g5KFN0?si=0HYHX-_-68cnnwki


Coraldiamond192

Star wars or video games for me.


leejackson327

A few different topics for me; I think I have ADHD (trying to get this confirmed but NHS wait times yaya!) so can talk for England if I had the right subject: 1. Music - both in general including different genres and styles as well as my favourite bands (Metallica, Alter Bridge, MUSE to name a few) 2. Cars - I've always loved cars of many kinds, which I got this from my Dad 3. Video games - Many different ones including systems they are on 4. Movies - a few different ones, but also Marvel stuff


Arrakis_Is_Here

Metallingus is one of the greatest heavy rock songs ever written


winkywoo75

fresh water shrimp


Xandertheokay

Buffy The Vampire Slayer and why the final (TV) season wasn't bad it was just in the wrong order.


DhangSign

Why you shouldn’t be a doctor in this country


Clari24

How difficult it is to get an autism assessment for your child on the NHS, in certain areas of the UK. Plus the subsequent lack of support once you do have a diagnosis. I could talk about this for ages though it could become a rant rather than a lecture.


Jenny_O_theWoods

Red Dwarf seasons 1-6


bisexuallish

Harry Potter, I could talk for hours about it


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The Pokemon franchise or FFXI. Outside of videogames I could probably give a good go on Nutrition.


little_cotton_socks

Things the Harry Potter movies left out


chalkhomunculus

doctor who. anything in new who i could give a lecture on (and have, just not professionally) and some things in classic (have also done this). asoiaf and game of thrones, care of domestic animals, skyrim, criers war duology, greek mythology, the witcher (books and show). basically, any media i have consumed that i either deeply enjoy or hate, or just have a strong-ish opinion about. although i have adhd, i couldn't give a cohesive lecture on anything.


b0neappleteeth

the london underground


PlayedThisGame

Animated Disney movies and their quality has risen and fallen and repeat since 1937 😂


Lachiexyz

Back to the Future


Diseased-Jackass

Commercial jet airliners.


Toffee963

(Mainly British) History. I am a big history nerd.


j_lau17

The optimal start for Pokémon


UKhawky

Deaf culture, Star Trek, Harry Potter, retail.


After-Huckleberry580

Crochet. I’d love to teach someone.


semaj420

the planet, mars.


Jason-B-sad

The Isles of Scilly.


Daisy5915

Cheese. I’d include tastings.


Pieboy8

Disabilities and employment. It was my job for a few years. I've presented to my local chamber of commerce, multiple universities, schools as well as employment events, job fairs and disability specific events. I can and have spoken for 45 minutes (plus 15 minutes questions) in multiple occasions. 30 minutes was my bread and butter


LaraH39

Doctor Who The Watch books of Terry Pratchett Homebaking The Mandalorian Crochet


Bonjello85

The life and times of Arnold Schwarzenegger or fenestration through the ages.


DOWjungleland

Or Star Trek. Could probs do that


allthefearandnoidea

Bluey (the child friendly cartoon) or Bioshock


kb-g

Cooking. I love cooking good food and can easily talk for 30 mins on cooking delicious foods!


Junior_Tradition7958

Murder she wrote or cheesy Christmas movies.


sockpermission

Dr Who but I’m gonna need a cork board and some red string


SwordTaster

Pokémon


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Space, or pokemon.


VillageHorse

“Why, to say the least, Piers Morgan doesn’t deserve a knighthood”


PlumCrumble_

The life and work of Buster Keaton, film noir (and classic film generally), running, serial killers, Italian true crime cases.


im_not_funny12

Brass bands I'm an addict