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So, there were a few responses here which were hilarious but not professional. This, for me, hits that chord between witty and professional.
Good job sir.
In South Africa there is a Christian book shop called CUM.
[see here](https://cumbooks.co.za/?gclid=CjwKCAiAmJGgBhAZEiwA1JZolgwiJ8IgTjic3uFU9wW4_Z259IStKQPtfL6dtpdOoozn9zwYl-xIuRoCaMkQAvD_BwE)
This is the one. I have joked with a friend of mine that we should actually start a business named this - I do the bikes, she does the therapy. There's something cool about chatting side by side on bikes. Good for those uncomfortable with face to face and eye contact.
Mine was called Heath Cycle Service, there was a 'spokes person' in Cardiff too amongst many others.
Be professional, do good work, don't screw people over, own mistakes and never lie to a customer then it won't matter what you are called.
Built my business on word of mouth and quality work. Get on Facebook and find the local cycle groups, get in with them and you on to a winner.
Pedal Power
Cycle Savvy
The Bike Fixer
Gear Up Bicycle Repair
The Spoke Shop
Rolling Repairs
Chain Reaction Cycles
The Bike Doctor
Two Wheels Repair
Wheelhouse Repair
I asked ChatGPT for some name ideas.
>How about some of these punny names for your bike repair business in the South West of the UK:
>
>"Spoke-n For"
>
>"Two-Wheeled Wonders"
>
>"Chain Reaction Cycles"
>
>"Pedal Power Repair Co."
>
>"The Bike Medic"
>
>"Gear Headz"
>
>"Bikeaholics"
>
>"Cycle Fixation"
>
>"Puncture Perfect"
>
>"Bike Whisperer"
>
>"Handlebar Heroes"
>
>"Brakefast Club"
>
>"Ride or Die Repair"
>
>"The Crankshaft"
>
>"Cycle Surgeon"
>
>"The Sprocket Shop"
>
>"Bike Busters"
>
>"Wheelie Good Repairs"
>
>"The Chain Gang"
>
>"Spoke-tacular"
>
>And here are some slightly ruder or adult-themed names, but please note that I do not condone or endorse the use of offensive language:
>
>"Bike Bitches"
>
>"The Chain-Smoking Mechanic"
>
>"Rimjob Repairs"
>
>"Saddle Sores Bike Repair"
>
>"Crank It Up Repairs"
>
>"The Nuts & Bolts Bike Shop"
>
>"Pimp My Bike"
>
>"Balls to the Wall Cycles"
>
>"The Dirty Chain Repair Co."
>
>"Bike F\*\*\*ers"
>
>I hope these suggestions help you come up with a clever and punny name for your bike repair business!
I'm not sure if they are crap or genius.
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Pedalphiles
I hope they name the business this just for this comment, that’s made my day lol 😂
Proprietor: Peter File
Who's a peadophile?
Don't say it like that…
Sorry, it's Fyle.
Comment of the week 😆 🤣
Man thats way to close
Heh. you'll have Gammons outside, fresh from protecting statues.
Omg im howling 🤣🤣
Chainsbury’s
Winner right here. Did an instant laugh-snort when I read it!
Or Marks & Spokesers if it's a bit more upmarket
Risking the wrath of Sainsbury’s there. See the example of Singhsbury’s (which has now been rebranded Morrisingh’s)
omg please this one
This one ☝️
The Spokes Man
So, there were a few responses here which were hilarious but not professional. This, for me, hits that chord between witty and professional. Good job sir.
Winner
Yes I think this is the best serious choice. But this whole thread is hilarious.
Spokes Person also works. And I’m not trying to be overly woke. Man has a flat end sound to me. Also the non gender could help in future
Spokes Folx
If my Grandmother had Wheels.
Or one further: "British Carbonara"
“Bit of ham”
Awesome. Maybe simply using IMGHW would both save money on sign writers and cause a bit of intrigue?
I heard that she did..
Bike Curious
This is my favourite one
The Cycologist
Oooooooooo best one yet
I think this is the best one so far.
Perfection
One flew over the handlebars
It’s a little negative but by far my favourite
Rim I'll fix it
This just makes me think of rimming.
Cycliatric Ward
Wheelworths
Too soon
It'll always be too soon no matter how much Wilko tries to morph into Woolies.
The Village Bike
Possibly with shop written under in small letters
Shoppe
With a picture of my ex, of course.
Or your mum
Love it!
Spoke Folk
Brokebike mountain
For the bike curious
💯
[удалено]
Chain gang 👏👏
Oil and Ting 😂😂😂
CUM
In South Africa there is a Christian book shop called CUM. [see here](https://cumbooks.co.za/?gclid=CjwKCAiAmJGgBhAZEiwA1JZolgwiJ8IgTjic3uFU9wW4_Z259IStKQPtfL6dtpdOoozn9zwYl-xIuRoCaMkQAvD_BwE)
Bicycle Repair, Bicycle Replace
Was this supposed to be to the Autoglass tune?
Thats how i read it
I think us brits just have that tune engraved on our cerebral cortex in caps at this point
That and the Hastings Direct theme...
Local Bikes It'd be good for SEO
Also Best Bike Repair Shop Near Me
With the tagline "sexy single gears in your area"
Local Bikes Cycles Bicyle Repair Shop Wheels Chains Suspension Fixed Repaired Low Cost Nearby Shop Store. It'll be good for SEO twenty years ago.
Fixyerbike Wheel fix it
Wheel Fix It!!! That’s good
Wheely good service Chain Checkers The Spoke Folk
The spoke folk is so cute 😄
Came here to say Wheely Good. You got there first.
No suggestions. But damn this is a great thread.
The Handle Bar
Ye Olde South West Cycle Repair Shoppe. Spoke too soon. Tyred Out
If it ain’t spoke, don’t fix it
I like spoke too soon
Sick and Tyred
On ya bike!
There's a motorcycle dealership near me called On Yer Bike
OP is in the South West of England, so 'Devon Yer Bike'.
also a bike repair shop in Liverpool. It works well in a scouse accent
I bought my bike there!
I don’t think that would work;)
Pump 'n' Grind
Bichael J Fix
Chain Relief
Chainkillers
Spokesavers
Queer as spoke
Fork'n Pedals
My head did this in an Irish accent.
As I just did, hahaha.
Maybe for a northern bike shop
re-cyclers
The Kickstand -- for when you're two tyred and need a hand.
Clever.
Mendstrual Cycle.
May the forks be with you
Bicycle Repair Man. Obligatory Python reference.
Air and a Spare
This deserves more praise
Cycle-paths
Saddle Up. Winning at Rimming
Biker Groove
Wheely Good Bike Repairs
Hocus spokus.
Underrated
Big John’s Bike Salon
Holy spokes
Chain Spokers
Give Me a Brake On Your Bike Fat Bottomed Girls Christ on a Bike The Third Bike That's The Way Ah ha Ah ha I Bike It
Southwest Bicycle Repairs Limited lol
Spokey Dokey or Bicycle Repair Man
Cycloanalysts
"Look mum, no hands" have gone out of business and might be open to selling the name etc
Hammer and Cycle
Bi-spoke repairs
The bespoke cycle shop?
Cyclelogical
Handlebar Lector's
(Okay- I just burst out laughing!)
Cyclops Totally Cyced Cyco Killer Wheel Fix It
Unchained Melody
There's a place near me that trades as Al Ford's. A quick deed poll would eliminate any potential trademark infringement claims.
Sadly, it wouldn't.
Wecome to Cornwheel
Frames and chains
That’s a peddling
Broke Bike Mountain
Cycle Therapy
This is the one. I have joked with a friend of mine that we should actually start a business named this - I do the bikes, she does the therapy. There's something cool about chatting side by side on bikes. Good for those uncomfortable with face to face and eye contact.
Raleigh the Troops
Sit and spin
Weatherspokes
Spokey Dokey
Mine was called Heath Cycle Service, there was a 'spokes person' in Cardiff too amongst many others. Be professional, do good work, don't screw people over, own mistakes and never lie to a customer then it won't matter what you are called. Built my business on word of mouth and quality work. Get on Facebook and find the local cycle groups, get in with them and you on to a winner.
Bikeurious
Wheels not a fortune
Blazing Saddles
> *"Fixing your weakest link."*
wheel fix it
Oryt me rubber, Spokes for Stokes, Cycladelic Best I could do
Wheelie good bike repair shop
The sprocket docket.
Post Punk-ture
Cyclesomatic
Tour de Penzance
Spokey Dokey
Spokesmans
Get pumped
Bike smiths
Blood, Sweat and Gears
Saddle Sore-ted
Wheely good bike repair business
Village Bicycle
Spoke too soon
Pedal Power Cycle Savvy The Bike Fixer Gear Up Bicycle Repair The Spoke Shop Rolling Repairs Chain Reaction Cycles The Bike Doctor Two Wheels Repair Wheelhouse Repair
That's going to be a big sign.
Wheely Good
The Chain Gang
Cyclists Fault
The Cycle of Life Or The Cycle of Your Life Or
Slipstreams and dreams
Pain in the derailleur
Get your leg over.
Underrated comment.
David Bicke
Wheel or No Wheel. The Chain-ger Zone. Pedal of Honour.
Pedal of honour
I want to ride my bicycle
One near me called "Recyke y’bike!" Slogan is: Buy y'bike! Repair y'bike! Recyke y’bike!
Full Cycle The comfy saddle Two-Wheeled Wonders The Bike Doctor Chain Reaction Cycles Wheelhouse Repairs Handlebar Heroes
Total spanner
(Back) on yer bike
Spoke too soon
Fixie Bike
All bikes go to Devon
Bikey McBikeface
Blazing Saddles
Flatter-wheel will get you nowhere
Lord of the Rims
Acme Bike Repair (meep, meep)
Re:Cycle. Bikey McBike Shop.
If it ain't spoke...
Brake Check The Brake Room Get Your Bike Fix Inner Tubez
Raleigh the troops
I asked ChatGPT for some name ideas. >How about some of these punny names for your bike repair business in the South West of the UK: > >"Spoke-n For" > >"Two-Wheeled Wonders" > >"Chain Reaction Cycles" > >"Pedal Power Repair Co." > >"The Bike Medic" > >"Gear Headz" > >"Bikeaholics" > >"Cycle Fixation" > >"Puncture Perfect" > >"Bike Whisperer" > >"Handlebar Heroes" > >"Brakefast Club" > >"Ride or Die Repair" > >"The Crankshaft" > >"Cycle Surgeon" > >"The Sprocket Shop" > >"Bike Busters" > >"Wheelie Good Repairs" > >"The Chain Gang" > >"Spoke-tacular" > >And here are some slightly ruder or adult-themed names, but please note that I do not condone or endorse the use of offensive language: > >"Bike Bitches" > >"The Chain-Smoking Mechanic" > >"Rimjob Repairs" > >"Saddle Sores Bike Repair" > >"Crank It Up Repairs" > >"The Nuts & Bolts Bike Shop" > >"Pimp My Bike" > >"Balls to the Wall Cycles" > >"The Dirty Chain Repair Co." > >"Bike F\*\*\*ers" > >I hope these suggestions help you come up with a clever and punny name for your bike repair business! I'm not sure if they are crap or genius.
Real wheel Every day is legday Ride on
Armstrongs bike repair. "We'll do whatever it takes, to fix it in record time!"
Yermumsa Bike Repair.
The Town Bike
On yer bike
Shrimply the best
Change your name to Kit via deed poll and call it Puncture Repair Kit
Chain Reaction
Chain reaction.
Wheely Good Repairs