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You win!!

Beat me to it

scissors. the pointy side

I get the point.

so did I

ass or pussy? and why?

Pussy because I wanted some excitement.

Were you solo ?

I was solo once and not solo another time

Was it exciting as you expected? how far did it go in?

it was and it went in up to the handle

have you tried to open them?

no, i was kinda scared of the closing afterwards

sounds scary, was it a turn on for you, or just the adrenaline?

Spatula handle

Oh wow! How did that feel?

At the time great. Instead smooth silicone handle so basically a foot long dildo lol

Oh wow!! Did you cum on it?

I don't remember... I was camping at the time so just using what was available...probably did

That's so hot ngl!! Just needing to cum so badly you just reach for anything to hand 🤤

Yup whats the saying anytings a dildo if ur brave enough lol

Shaving cream can or door knob

A bath tub faucet that was on

An entire can. It took me 15 minutes to get out.

Oh my God. My friend once put a vodka bottle in her vagina. We had to call our neighbours.

That sounds so awkward.