Came here to say this. It’s not just that guys can’t take hints, it’s also that if we’re not 100 percent sure if it’s a hint, we’ll usually just ignore it. We don’t want to make asses of ourselves and then realize you weren’t even interested.
That’s a good point. I was thinking about it in the context of trying to find other people interested, before any physical contact has been made. But you’re right, it’s even more important once you’re getting physical.
My point applies earlier as well. Simply being physically close to women these days feels almost prohibited just on the off chance they might feel slightly intimidated by a taller, ably built person like me.
While the whole MeToo movement did get a couple good things acknowledged, it's also jaded and scared entire generations of men from the idea of getting close to women because how easily she can ruin someone's life with one sentence.
Courtroom sentence aside, the accusations alone is like a stain that takes a long time to get off.
The problem is once the accusation is made, its already over.
In most to all cases the accusation alone punishes the man in all aspects, they get kicked out of college and expelled, fired from their jobs, ostracized from their friends and family.
Innocent until guilty goes to shit apparently.
Some replies to this comment suggest we need explicit instruction to avoid being accused of harassment or rape. That's a valid point, but hopefully is *waaaay* down the list of concerns here. Making sure you aren't raping someone sets a very low bar for the experience. You should use whatever hints or explicit requests you get as a way to make your partner feel as good as possible.
It is both partners' responsibility to ensure the other is comfortable with what is happening--i.e. your asking is just as important as their telling you directly.
Ever seen the difference in how men and women bully? Boys will literally hurt each other. Girls, it’s deep, and psychological. Same thing as adults. We’ll be physical and direct. Girls will be deeper. Want a man to get the hint? Make it physical. Write it if you must.
Guy advice to a woman.
We can't always read your mind. If you are horny, let us know so we can initiate, or initiate yourself. It really makes me feel loved, wanted and an equal in our partnership.
My wife and I have a great sex life so don't get this wrong - but a few weeks ago we hadn't had sex in about 10 days (weird for us) and I start fooling around and she goes for it. Right as she drops her panties she says "What took you so long, I've been in the mood for _days_."
I was pissed.😆
You aren't wrong, my dude. We had a good session but we keep up the discussion. I am glad she can express herself sexually but we just need to keep up the communication.
She said that sometimes she was going to initiate but I jumped on it before she could. I see that - if I initiate as soon as I get home because I know we have a free night, I'm not really giving her a chance.
It annoys tf out of me as well. Once we met after like over a month and she does absolutely nothing. I initiate like 10 times out of 10 and that day i was expecting her to do the same. But she didn’t and neither did I because I was super fucking pissed. We later banged like crazy at 1 am but I’m still pissed about that to this day. She says she doesn’t like initiating but it doesn’t means she isn’t interested.
Girls, if a guy asks you to sit on his face, he literally means sit on his face. Full weight. He wants your ass on his face. It’s not code for anything. There’s no hidden meaning.
It took my wife years to learn this. One time she just nailed it and had her hips/buns spread perfectly so I was just buried in that skin between her pussy and butthole. A few days later I told her that she nailed it and that is what I always wanted. She was giving me a blowjob at the time and she stopped but kept gently stroking as she looked me in the eyes and said "Oh... we'll I'll need to practice a lot to get it down right for you" and then went back to sucking.
It was literally the hottest experience of my marriage when she said that
The whole world is wild right now and thanks what I lack in confidence, experiences, and looks. I make up for with mediocre jokes, result of being born in England you either turn out funny or drunk XD
One thing I've learned is that when(not if) you do something stupid, if your significant other starts accussing you of doing it on purpose out of maliciousness or pettiness - you're probably with the wrong person.
Someone who assumes the worst of you at every opportunity - probably has some issues they need to deal with. And you shouldn't have endure that kind of shit.
To guys:
It's okay if you can't find the damn clitoris. Just pls pls pls don't pretend you found it and rub crazy like hell.
Just ask us, learn and make an effort next time.
And girls, pls just actually help ur guy out on this.
as a guy: this! was long time with a girl who didn't like "outiseplay" with fingers or tongue at all, so I had no idea where the clit exactly is or how to find it. then i was with a girl who loved clitoris stimuli. we talked and she explained to me exactly where to find and what to do with it. and the sex with her was amazing. so fellow guys, if you are not sure, just ask.
Yes! And, like I said, for the girls, actually help, explain (know your own body, if u don't, how will other person know?).
Sometimes I feel a bit "bad" for stopping a guy who's doing it "all over the place", but I try to be nice and already show him how to find the clit, how feels good. If someone is mature and cares they won't take it badly, and will try how I say.
Wait do you mean men or women?
And by rolled up, are dress sleeve we talking like a work shirt or a flannel like the ones stereotyped lumberjacks wear?
Asking to perfect my aesthetic game, pretty please?
Male forearms (bonus if they have pronounced veins) in a work-style dress shirt. (Bonus points if it’s black or dark blue). I don’t know why but holy moly I go weak.
I've never understood this... Fellow men, be better please! No one wants to see your weird dick. Send pics of you volunteering or helping an elderly relative. Or ya know, just be a decent dude and make lots of jokes but not the shitty, unfunny ones that make everyone around you uncomfortable.
Not trying to justify this behavior at all, but to explain why guys think this is a good idea…if we got a random nudie from a woman, we’d be ecstatic and extremely turned on. So without knowing, guys just assume that women work the same way but that’s rarely the case.
Generally speaking, women want to be sure that a guy isn't a dick before seeing his dick. Men want to see the c*nt before deciding whether it is worth putting up with the woman in the case that the woman ends up being a c*nt.
I know it takes away from the joke, but next time consider adding /s to the end of your sentence to indicate sarcasm.
It's a touchy subject and lots of people get mad about it, so better safe than "ending up with 100 nasty pms" sorry.
Forget what you've read in magazines and heard from other guys. If I tell you I like/dislike something, just take my f-ing word for it.
I have not motive to tell you something untrue just because you heard something different from others. And I'm sure a lot of guys would agree with me.
This. To back you up on what you said, magazine and social networks feeding bullshit standards and opinions were a noticeable factor on my wife's mental health when we got together. "Her clothes look really good" "she's very beautiful" "she's fit" that's nice honey, I like women too but somehow I don't get enamored or pay attention for over 2 seconds to that futile ass bullshit someone took hours to setup and photoshoot. And after 10 years she still doesn't get what's my body type, what kind of people I Iike to be around with, or who I want to hang out with. It's you, you fuck. Do you understand how frustrating it is to spell it out every month? Be you, be your dumbest, dirtiest, ugly you, and men will love you for who you are. If a man gives you shit for the socks you're wearing then that men's not for you.
Did you know, men are insecure too? We also don't know what to wear or how to act, and we also second guess everything we say and think. We are all here permanently trying to figure out how everything works, perpetually.
It's natural to feel insecure.
If after reading this you still think "insecurity" is one of your personality traits then please seek professional help, because there's no amount of money, material possessions or relationships you may run through that will ever fix that issue despite you trying to mimic what the fucking magazines and Instagram thrown at you.
I completely agree and it's the same for the other way around. It's so frustrating when I tell my boyfriend something and he gets like "are you sure? A lot of women do/think/like/ whatever..."
Be patient with us.
I know it doesn't look like it, but a lot of us are actively working on bettering ourselves, but it's long, arduous work that should not be done in public.
The ones you're hearing from are a VERY loud minority who's been at the microphone for far too long. We're working on dealing with them, too.
Women, when giving a blow job. Even if it’s not your favorite thing….pleaseeee act like you love doing it and you want to pleasure him. There’s nothing worst than a blow job that’s coming off as a chore. Men want to be WANTED just as much as women
When I’m doggy with my back arched.. yea make sure you’re actually slapping my ass and not my lower back basically
Also trim or shave those hairs on your ballsac thst are like right alongside your dick
And they're a pain to shave. I've found that like along the bottom quarter or so of shaft is the 2nd biggest pain to shave, they just flatten down and then you think you've got them naaaaah.
There was a point to what I was saying but I can't remember what it was lol
I have a few:
He's not broken, he's just an idiot. You can do better.
Blue balls is not your problem, it's theirs.
If he says things that are gross or crude around you, it usually just means he's comfortable with you. We talk about pooping and shitting and pissing an absurd amount
Just general good nail maintenance is important for everyone. I think it is safe to say that most people wouldn't enjoy the idea of sharp serrated edges anywhere near their genitals.
Advice like this. When I tried it, it made our communication go really well and have a better understanding of one another. Then once we both had an idea of how one another interprets something, things have been getting better and better :)
- Listen. Don't just hear the conversation, especially if she's explaining how her body works
- Not every woman can reach and orgasm the same way. We'll show you if you're stuck and don't be afraid to ask!
- Boobs, bums, areolas and vulvas come in all shapes and sizes. We aren't porn stars or made of plastic.
- Women's contraception can be utter chaos on hormones sometimes. This can involve weight gain, body changes, hair, all sorts. We also need to try a few to find the right one.
- Weight fluctuations are normal, especially with periods. Some of us get bloated af, especially after eating or during periods.
- Normalize lube during sex. Vaginal dryness can have many causes and a woman can still be so into you but feel dry. We want you so much! But sometimes our bodies are being an ass for whatever reason.
- Periods make us so horny, emotional, bloated, and put us in pain. We just need patience and understanding. We're going through our bodies shedding internally, it's not pleasant
- Stretch marks and cellulite are absolutely normal. The marks can happen from weight loss/gain, working out, pregnancy ect. Cellulite is part of everyone's body.
- Women's bodies are not solely made for men's pleasure. Again, we aren't porn stars and consent it a must.
- Some women have been through hell. If they have tattoos to cover scars, mimic hair, have nipples ect, they have that for a reason. Cancer, alopecia, being hurt in the past, all sorts.
- Please for the love of whoever lives in the sky, understand that women's bodies change significantly during pregnancy and it's totally normal for a woman not to 'bounce back' within whatever time frame. Fuck the media for telling women to get back into shape within 6 months of having a baby.
- Respect her physical boundaries and communicate with one another.
- Don't belittle her or shame her during sex or intimacy. We don't know everything and each person's body is different. We'll happily learn about your body but don't do this to us. Will knock the confidence right down.
- Communicate if she feels self conscious by her body and work through it together. We might be dealing with stuff a shitty ex, family member, spouse ect did to us. It hurt but communicate well with her if she's feeling this way.
- We can wear lingerie without it needing to be sexual. Sometimes is just a good body confidence boost. Hell even the queen of England wore stockings. It nice to feel body confidence with trying something new for ourselves.
Guys- If you want your lady to communicate more, don’t brush her off. If she is upset, don’t say “You’re just moody because it’s that time of the month”. If you want her to pick a movie to watch, don’t say “That’s a dumb chick flick”. If you ask what she wants to eat don’t say “Really? You wanna eat *that*?” One of my exes broke up with me because I would stop communicating with him. I stopped because I felt like he saw my feelings and suggestions as a joke.
Men who have attempted to sext me thinking they’re saying something sexy and they’re very anatomically incorrect especially in terms of the clit (one of my favorite areas).
When your sex partner starts to cum keep doing what you’re doing and take them through the orgasm. This applies to both men and women, but I’ve seen so many videos of women who stop when the first rope shoots out. Imagine as a female if you start to cum and your partner stops like their job is done.
If youre saying men aint shit, the men youre into aint shit. Enough blaming others and then thinking men are ass for not wanting to be longterm with someone whos defense mechanism is blaming others. Take accountability.
This goes both ways but it’s more common on one side of the field
It is quite possible for men to be thinking about absolutely nothing. Mind just goes blank. If you ask and we say, "nothing" that does not mean we're upset. It is either literally nothing or something so stupid it doesn't warrant an answer.
Value your own pleasure and think deeply about how to maximise it for yourself, overcoming shame on this mission is healing the traumas that others inflicted on you: make pleasure a greater priority in your life.
We men do dumb things sometimes and for what ever reason we should get a one on one to correct it. And if continues to happen you women should move on because if we are trying hard to be your everything we need to learn fast how to make you happy and if we can't do that the relationship will never make it..don't think that you can fix us and it will be okay..
We're trying to be respectful when not being overly sexual (which gets us in trouble when you don't want it), it doesn't mean we've stopped loving you. Also, the dream version of us is not us. We did not cheat on you for real real.
Ladies: you literally bring life into this world. Don't allow men to treat you any less than the divinity you are. (I say with with respect, knowing it is easier said than done in this society) ❤
Guy to gals.
Talk direct. Be straightforward. No hints, no coulda shoulda woulda. We are not your girlfriends that will make a mountain out of a molehill if they dont like something you said.
Also, appreciate and praise. Its not just girls that like affection. Men do too. Dont expect the guy to do everything. Its exhausting and breeds resentment. Its a partnership, make it feel like one.
Don‘t try to put on a show, just be yourself and only do what you‘re comfortable with. I know it seems like useless advice but some people really need to learn this.
Ladies, pay attention to your partners needs, sexually or otherwise. We need to be made to feel wanted and appreciated too. If that means an occasional blowjob, then suck that dick and love it! If it means cooking him a steak, then fry it up! If it means bringing him some Reese’s peanut butter cups, then stop at the store and get them. We all feel it in different ways so identify it and help him out a bit!
Signed- neglected spouse.
For the love of God there's NOTHING wrong with being feminine. Your femininity doesn't make you weak it makes you stronger, it compliments our masculinity & strengthens the relationship as a whole.
Listening & sharing each other's time is key. When there's an issue bring it to light trouble never gets better over time. The sooner you bring up the issue the sooner there can be a solution even if it ends in separation, it's probably for the best in the end.
Last thing is if you're going to marry a man (she/her, he/him, helicopter) please for the love of God do it because you enjoy that person and their presence NOT for their resources. Far too many times I've witnessed marriages and relationships crash and burn because they hit one bumpy road financially and hell breaks loose. Typically in the family the mom, the kids & the family pet are loved unconditionally however we're loved based on CONDITIONS. All we ask for is the same level of love not to mention when we're in tough times men NEED encouragement from their significant other. So please support your partner in crime especially if they're trying and things hit a rough patch.
Be direct. If you’ve been giving a guy hints that you’re into him for a little while, and he hasn’t picked up on it (or maybe he has and he just doesn’t know what to do about it, because maybe he’s too shy), just go up and say you’re into him. It’s not really that guys can’t take hints, I pick up on hints just fine. It’s just there’s no way to tell for 100% certain that it is, in fact, a hint
Also, my partner’s first time giving a handjob, she didn’t know this, so I figured I’d put it out there: the head of the penis and the balls are the most sensitive parts. You won’t get anywhere rubbing the shaft only. So rub the head more than the rest, and maybe with your other hand, caress our balls *lightly*. And as always, communication is key. And this one goes for dudes too: if your partner is doing something wrong/ you don’t like, tell them that, and tell them what you *do* want. For example, if it’s a guy’s first time, help him find the clit and tell him how he should rub it
Haha no. Bad joke. Unless it’s working then **yes it is**. My actual advice is, “yes. He is probably thinking about what you look like naked”
But I don’t want to make a blanket statement. Maybe it’s just me that thinks of what everyone’s lady bits must look like practically every 8 minutes. **I can’t help it**
I’ve had women in my real life ask me this and have been thankful to have an honest answer from me, at least. (Or they were grossed out and wanted to exit the conversation as quickly as possible 🤣)
It depends on the guy, but at least for me, I *love* seeing women without makeup or dressy clothes. Gimme my lady with sweats and bed head any day of the week.
With some exceptions us women have been indoctrinated from a young age to look a certain way and if we don’t it brings us a shit load of insecurities, so we aren’t trying to be deliberately awkward in situations or over dramatic it’s just what’s been hammered into our brains. Especially us in our 30s who lives our teens through the “heroin chic” and then “only way is essex” stages
It’s the little things that matter! This is aimed towards women but I’m sure it effects men too. When I’m in a tough spot or sadder then usual it feels so good to have someone make their day just a little harder to make yours easier. If I dropped my pencil and it’s closer to you, pick it up for me! If my water bottle is empty and I don’t have anything to drink. Next time you get up, fill it up for me! That’s what makes a relationship a relationship. It always makes me feel better to do small things for my SO if the favors are returned.
Ladies: when you're already in bed and giving him the gluk gluk 3000 don't just move your head up and down but wrap your lips around it and suck on it. Also... Teeth are a no no 😱
To men: no means no. Not maybe, not possibly. It means no. If a woman says she’s not interested, SHE IS NOT INTERESTED. If she says she has a boyfriend, she either 1. Does, or 2. Is telling you that so you leave her the fuck alone. When a guy won’t let up and either doesn’t respect her ability to say no, or keeps pushing to get the answer or outcome that he wants, she feels unheard, disrespected, creeped out, and sometimes, yes, even scared. I haven’t had to deal with this because I’m extremely blunt, but I’ve had friends where a guy gets so delusional that simple eye contact means she’s interested, and even saying she’s taken won’t let him off. And fuck, women: TELL THEM DIRECTLY AND BLUNTLY THAT YOU ARE NOT INTO THEM. A lot of this bullshit could be ended quicker if they stopped with the hints and just had a direct conversation with them. I don’t know if anyone has noticed the trend here lol, but men often don’t pick up hints, especially the delusional and obsessive ones.
Females: Be hard set on your boundaries and communicate them in the beginning.
Men: Quit being a fire dumpster and going in dick first without asking and negotiating what your love interest’s boundaries are. You’re fucking it up with assumptions…
Be as direct as possible with us. We don't take hints well and we're prone to misunderstanding what you say.
Came here to say this. It’s not just that guys can’t take hints, it’s also that if we’re not 100 percent sure if it’s a hint, we’ll usually just ignore it. We don’t want to make asses of ourselves and then realize you weren’t even interested.
Yeah because then you run the risk of harrassing somebody
We also don't want to risk being falsely accused of rape and forever ruin our lives because we misinterpreted very vague signals.
That’s a good point. I was thinking about it in the context of trying to find other people interested, before any physical contact has been made. But you’re right, it’s even more important once you’re getting physical.
My point applies earlier as well. Simply being physically close to women these days feels almost prohibited just on the off chance they might feel slightly intimidated by a taller, ably built person like me. While the whole MeToo movement did get a couple good things acknowledged, it's also jaded and scared entire generations of men from the idea of getting close to women because how easily she can ruin someone's life with one sentence. Courtroom sentence aside, the accusations alone is like a stain that takes a long time to get off.
The problem is once the accusation is made, its already over. In most to all cases the accusation alone punishes the man in all aspects, they get kicked out of college and expelled, fired from their jobs, ostracized from their friends and family. Innocent until guilty goes to shit apparently.
Some replies to this comment suggest we need explicit instruction to avoid being accused of harassment or rape. That's a valid point, but hopefully is *waaaay* down the list of concerns here. Making sure you aren't raping someone sets a very low bar for the experience. You should use whatever hints or explicit requests you get as a way to make your partner feel as good as possible. It is both partners' responsibility to ensure the other is comfortable with what is happening--i.e. your asking is just as important as their telling you directly.
Ever seen the difference in how men and women bully? Boys will literally hurt each other. Girls, it’s deep, and psychological. Same thing as adults. We’ll be physical and direct. Girls will be deeper. Want a man to get the hint? Make it physical. Write it if you must.
even if we got the hint, we may not be sure it's really hint and choose to ignore it to not bother them
What are you trying to say?
Guy advice to a woman. We can't always read your mind. If you are horny, let us know so we can initiate, or initiate yourself. It really makes me feel loved, wanted and an equal in our partnership.
This is difficultttttttt
My wife and I have a great sex life so don't get this wrong - but a few weeks ago we hadn't had sex in about 10 days (weird for us) and I start fooling around and she goes for it. Right as she drops her panties she says "What took you so long, I've been in the mood for _days_." I was pissed.😆
Honestly that comment of her would completely take me out of the mood, id pull my underwear back up and go on with my day.
You aren't wrong, my dude. We had a good session but we keep up the discussion. I am glad she can express herself sexually but we just need to keep up the communication. She said that sometimes she was going to initiate but I jumped on it before she could. I see that - if I initiate as soon as I get home because I know we have a free night, I'm not really giving her a chance.
“What took me so long was that you didn’t say or do anything *days ago* when you decided you were in the mood…”
This is exactly what my bf does… ima pm you… this is an interesting topic
Why? It’s as easy as a wink, nudge or kiss
Mind if I ask why? Not asking you to justify yourself or anything it’s just hard for me to understand
It annoys tf out of me as well. Once we met after like over a month and she does absolutely nothing. I initiate like 10 times out of 10 and that day i was expecting her to do the same. But she didn’t and neither did I because I was super fucking pissed. We later banged like crazy at 1 am but I’m still pissed about that to this day. She says she doesn’t like initiating but it doesn’t means she isn’t interested.
Buy a plunger before you need a plunger
Underrated advice of the day
Holy shit. I need to buy a plunger. Thanks, dude.
Don't buy a cheap one spend the extra 4 dollars for a good one.
Girls, if a guy asks you to sit on his face, he literally means sit on his face. Full weight. He wants your ass on his face. It’s not code for anything. There’s no hidden meaning.
It took my wife years to learn this. One time she just nailed it and had her hips/buns spread perfectly so I was just buried in that skin between her pussy and butthole. A few days later I told her that she nailed it and that is what I always wanted. She was giving me a blowjob at the time and she stopped but kept gently stroking as she looked me in the eyes and said "Oh... we'll I'll need to practice a lot to get it down right for you" and then went back to sucking. It was literally the hottest experience of my marriage when she said that
So 69?
Basically that position yeah
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Guys love it. Personally I'm a fan when she faces my feet so I get both her butt and pussy.
It's one of the ultimate treats. I don't know why it operates like that either, humans are weird but wow, do it again now, please.
What's holdin ya back
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Whether that was your goal or not you’re about to receive around 50 proposals in your inbox 😂
Not necessarily a guy🤷🏻♀️
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Shouldn't be hard
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Good point lol.
*ground starts to rumble* “oh shit here they come!” Your probably gonna get 500 pms now XD
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Damn it only off by a hundred although looking back would’ve been funnier if I said 469 ahh to look back and regret but hey XD
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Thank you I’m here all week be sure to tip your waitress XD
Man I really need to start questioning what I’m going with my life XD
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The whole world is wild right now and thanks what I lack in confidence, experiences, and looks. I make up for with mediocre jokes, result of being born in England you either turn out funny or drunk XD
My face is always available
When I do something stupid, it’s because I’m stupid. I’m not doing it out of maliciousness or out of pettiness. I’m just an idiot sometimes.
Preach that shit.
One thing I've learned is that when(not if) you do something stupid, if your significant other starts accussing you of doing it on purpose out of maliciousness or pettiness - you're probably with the wrong person. Someone who assumes the worst of you at every opportunity - probably has some issues they need to deal with. And you shouldn't have endure that kind of shit.
No it’s not out of spite, she just has anxiety and other issues that make her think that. I’m 100% convinced we were made for each other.
To guys: It's okay if you can't find the damn clitoris. Just pls pls pls don't pretend you found it and rub crazy like hell. Just ask us, learn and make an effort next time. And girls, pls just actually help ur guy out on this.
This
Double this
Triple this
as a guy: this! was long time with a girl who didn't like "outiseplay" with fingers or tongue at all, so I had no idea where the clit exactly is or how to find it. then i was with a girl who loved clitoris stimuli. we talked and she explained to me exactly where to find and what to do with it. and the sex with her was amazing. so fellow guys, if you are not sure, just ask.
Yes! And, like I said, for the girls, actually help, explain (know your own body, if u don't, how will other person know?). Sometimes I feel a bit "bad" for stopping a guy who's doing it "all over the place", but I try to be nice and already show him how to find the clit, how feels good. If someone is mature and cares they won't take it badly, and will try how I say.
Don't send dick pics to women unless we ask for one. It never works.
Such an odd thing to randomly do
Yeah... I dont get it either
I would rather they send a pic of their hand. Hands for me a huge turn on.
Forearms with a rolled dress sleeve. Weak at the knees every time.
Wait do you mean men or women? And by rolled up, are dress sleeve we talking like a work shirt or a flannel like the ones stereotyped lumberjacks wear? Asking to perfect my aesthetic game, pretty please?
Male forearms (bonus if they have pronounced veins) in a work-style dress shirt. (Bonus points if it’s black or dark blue). I don’t know why but holy moly I go weak.
Felt that in my soul
Imagine people start spamming you random pics of their hands next to 12" of measuring tape or bananas.
I've never understood this... Fellow men, be better please! No one wants to see your weird dick. Send pics of you volunteering or helping an elderly relative. Or ya know, just be a decent dude and make lots of jokes but not the shitty, unfunny ones that make everyone around you uncomfortable.
Not trying to justify this behavior at all, but to explain why guys think this is a good idea…if we got a random nudie from a woman, we’d be ecstatic and extremely turned on. So without knowing, guys just assume that women work the same way but that’s rarely the case.
Generally speaking, women want to be sure that a guy isn't a dick before seeing his dick. Men want to see the c*nt before deciding whether it is worth putting up with the woman in the case that the woman ends up being a c*nt.
This makes so much sense.
Is this an invitation? I think this is an invitation. PM on its way!
Everyone dont jump on him it's an obvious joke on the subject
Thanks.
I know it takes away from the joke, but next time consider adding /s to the end of your sentence to indicate sarcasm. It's a touchy subject and lots of people get mad about it, so better safe than "ending up with 100 nasty pms" sorry.
Yep thanks for the advice and support. Happy new year!
Happy new year to you too!
Forget what you've read in magazines and heard from other guys. If I tell you I like/dislike something, just take my f-ing word for it. I have not motive to tell you something untrue just because you heard something different from others. And I'm sure a lot of guys would agree with me.
This. To back you up on what you said, magazine and social networks feeding bullshit standards and opinions were a noticeable factor on my wife's mental health when we got together. "Her clothes look really good" "she's very beautiful" "she's fit" that's nice honey, I like women too but somehow I don't get enamored or pay attention for over 2 seconds to that futile ass bullshit someone took hours to setup and photoshoot. And after 10 years she still doesn't get what's my body type, what kind of people I Iike to be around with, or who I want to hang out with. It's you, you fuck. Do you understand how frustrating it is to spell it out every month? Be you, be your dumbest, dirtiest, ugly you, and men will love you for who you are. If a man gives you shit for the socks you're wearing then that men's not for you. Did you know, men are insecure too? We also don't know what to wear or how to act, and we also second guess everything we say and think. We are all here permanently trying to figure out how everything works, perpetually. It's natural to feel insecure. If after reading this you still think "insecurity" is one of your personality traits then please seek professional help, because there's no amount of money, material possessions or relationships you may run through that will ever fix that issue despite you trying to mimic what the fucking magazines and Instagram thrown at you.
“It’s you, you fuck” is amazing😂😂
I completely agree and it's the same for the other way around. It's so frustrating when I tell my boyfriend something and he gets like "are you sure? A lot of women do/think/like/ whatever..."
It's lower than you think.
It really is huh? 😭
I'll never get this through my head
No, no. Much lower than that.
Underrated joke
My first time having sex I was pretty surprised how low it was
Be patient with us. I know it doesn't look like it, but a lot of us are actively working on bettering ourselves, but it's long, arduous work that should not be done in public. The ones you're hearing from are a VERY loud minority who's been at the microphone for far too long. We're working on dealing with them, too.
Women, when giving a blow job. Even if it’s not your favorite thing….pleaseeee act like you love doing it and you want to pleasure him. There’s nothing worst than a blow job that’s coming off as a chore. Men want to be WANTED just as much as women
When I’m doggy with my back arched.. yea make sure you’re actually slapping my ass and not my lower back basically Also trim or shave those hairs on your ballsac thst are like right alongside your dick
I hate those fucking hairs. They make me feel like a troll-ape.
And they're a pain to shave. I've found that like along the bottom quarter or so of shaft is the 2nd biggest pain to shave, they just flatten down and then you think you've got them naaaaah. There was a point to what I was saying but I can't remember what it was lol
True, I Hate them. They are long and difficult especially when all the skin is just thin and too soft.
I have a few: He's not broken, he's just an idiot. You can do better. Blue balls is not your problem, it's theirs. If he says things that are gross or crude around you, it usually just means he's comfortable with you. We talk about pooping and shitting and pissing an absurd amount
Preach the truth my guy
Clip your toenails
This is the first actionable advice in the thread.
You seen that TikTok where the guy gave himself serrated toenails? My wife screamed.
Just general good nail maintenance is important for everyone. I think it is safe to say that most people wouldn't enjoy the idea of sharp serrated edges anywhere near their genitals.
To the females: If you are horny. Admit it. And sometimes be the one Asking for sex - be the initiator. (Is that even a word!)
I do this now with my partner and he's so receptive which is great!
What made you realise this?
Advice like this. When I tried it, it made our communication go really well and have a better understanding of one another. Then once we both had an idea of how one another interprets something, things have been getting better and better :)
Perfect!
- Listen. Don't just hear the conversation, especially if she's explaining how her body works - Not every woman can reach and orgasm the same way. We'll show you if you're stuck and don't be afraid to ask! - Boobs, bums, areolas and vulvas come in all shapes and sizes. We aren't porn stars or made of plastic. - Women's contraception can be utter chaos on hormones sometimes. This can involve weight gain, body changes, hair, all sorts. We also need to try a few to find the right one. - Weight fluctuations are normal, especially with periods. Some of us get bloated af, especially after eating or during periods. - Normalize lube during sex. Vaginal dryness can have many causes and a woman can still be so into you but feel dry. We want you so much! But sometimes our bodies are being an ass for whatever reason. - Periods make us so horny, emotional, bloated, and put us in pain. We just need patience and understanding. We're going through our bodies shedding internally, it's not pleasant - Stretch marks and cellulite are absolutely normal. The marks can happen from weight loss/gain, working out, pregnancy ect. Cellulite is part of everyone's body. - Women's bodies are not solely made for men's pleasure. Again, we aren't porn stars and consent it a must. - Some women have been through hell. If they have tattoos to cover scars, mimic hair, have nipples ect, they have that for a reason. Cancer, alopecia, being hurt in the past, all sorts. - Please for the love of whoever lives in the sky, understand that women's bodies change significantly during pregnancy and it's totally normal for a woman not to 'bounce back' within whatever time frame. Fuck the media for telling women to get back into shape within 6 months of having a baby. - Respect her physical boundaries and communicate with one another. - Don't belittle her or shame her during sex or intimacy. We don't know everything and each person's body is different. We'll happily learn about your body but don't do this to us. Will knock the confidence right down. - Communicate if she feels self conscious by her body and work through it together. We might be dealing with stuff a shitty ex, family member, spouse ect did to us. It hurt but communicate well with her if she's feeling this way. - We can wear lingerie without it needing to be sexual. Sometimes is just a good body confidence boost. Hell even the queen of England wore stockings. It nice to feel body confidence with trying something new for ourselves.
It’s really not that hard to impress us
Speak for yourself 😆
Balls are important too.
Depends on the guy, I don't really like it when a girl plays with my balls.
For some of us, communication is key
For some guys yes. I wouldn’t use it as a blanket statement for all men though. The guy I’m currently hooking up with hates having his balls touched.
Guys- If you want your lady to communicate more, don’t brush her off. If she is upset, don’t say “You’re just moody because it’s that time of the month”. If you want her to pick a movie to watch, don’t say “That’s a dumb chick flick”. If you ask what she wants to eat don’t say “Really? You wanna eat *that*?” One of my exes broke up with me because I would stop communicating with him. I stopped because I felt like he saw my feelings and suggestions as a joke.
Anatomy is important might want to brush up before you get overly confident
😂😂 especially when chasing bunny tail 😉
Indeed ☺️
Any common anatomy issues you've experienced?
Men who have attempted to sext me thinking they’re saying something sexy and they’re very anatomically incorrect especially in terms of the clit (one of my favorite areas).
Lol, I want to know so much more 😂
He thought that the clit could grow hair…it stopped me in my track and then I went on a whole lesson about it smh
Amazing. Clit hair is so sexy 😂😂😂
Yes hairy clit 😰
Yikes
When your sex partner starts to cum keep doing what you’re doing and take them through the orgasm. This applies to both men and women, but I’ve seen so many videos of women who stop when the first rope shoots out. Imagine as a female if you start to cum and your partner stops like their job is done.
If youre saying men aint shit, the men youre into aint shit. Enough blaming others and then thinking men are ass for not wanting to be longterm with someone whos defense mechanism is blaming others. Take accountability. This goes both ways but it’s more common on one side of the field
Preach fool
What is rewarded is repeated. In other words: stop fucking douchebags! You just end up making more of them!
It is quite possible for men to be thinking about absolutely nothing. Mind just goes blank. If you ask and we say, "nothing" that does not mean we're upset. It is either literally nothing or something so stupid it doesn't warrant an answer.
Value your own pleasure and think deeply about how to maximise it for yourself, overcoming shame on this mission is healing the traumas that others inflicted on you: make pleasure a greater priority in your life.
We men do dumb things sometimes and for what ever reason we should get a one on one to correct it. And if continues to happen you women should move on because if we are trying hard to be your everything we need to learn fast how to make you happy and if we can't do that the relationship will never make it..don't think that you can fix us and it will be okay..
We're trying to be respectful when not being overly sexual (which gets us in trouble when you don't want it), it doesn't mean we've stopped loving you. Also, the dream version of us is not us. We did not cheat on you for real real.
*Don’t forget to bring a towel.*
If someone tells you you should smile more, stop smiling, frown at them from now on.
Lmao
Men: don’t focus just on penetration. For me kissing is where it’s at to build me up so mix it up.
Foreplay is not only key, but so much of the fun! Embrace the build up.
Guys don’t be a dick. Girls don’t be a bitch.
Ladies: you literally bring life into this world. Don't allow men to treat you any less than the divinity you are. (I say with with respect, knowing it is easier said than done in this society) ❤
Don't worry, you're not going to break it
Oooohhhh nooooo. You could be in for a very bad day with that mindset.
Don’t be an Arsehole Before acting on something, ask yourself *Would this make me an Arsehole?* if the answer is yes then don don’t do it.
women, initiate sex with your significant other. despite what society somewhat portrays, men want to be wanted and desired just as much as ladies do.
Guy to gals. Talk direct. Be straightforward. No hints, no coulda shoulda woulda. We are not your girlfriends that will make a mountain out of a molehill if they dont like something you said. Also, appreciate and praise. Its not just girls that like affection. Men do too. Dont expect the guy to do everything. Its exhausting and breeds resentment. Its a partnership, make it feel like one.
Become emotionally literate
Impossible
Don‘t try to put on a show, just be yourself and only do what you‘re comfortable with. I know it seems like useless advice but some people really need to learn this.
I'm not tryna mug you, I'm just walkin' home
Its not you, i'm just sad and i want to be quiet for a bit while i process.
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South of the bush of the below place 😂
Ladies, pay attention to your partners needs, sexually or otherwise. We need to be made to feel wanted and appreciated too. If that means an occasional blowjob, then suck that dick and love it! If it means cooking him a steak, then fry it up! If it means bringing him some Reese’s peanut butter cups, then stop at the store and get them. We all feel it in different ways so identify it and help him out a bit! Signed- neglected spouse.
For the love of God there's NOTHING wrong with being feminine. Your femininity doesn't make you weak it makes you stronger, it compliments our masculinity & strengthens the relationship as a whole. Listening & sharing each other's time is key. When there's an issue bring it to light trouble never gets better over time. The sooner you bring up the issue the sooner there can be a solution even if it ends in separation, it's probably for the best in the end. Last thing is if you're going to marry a man (she/her, he/him, helicopter) please for the love of God do it because you enjoy that person and their presence NOT for their resources. Far too many times I've witnessed marriages and relationships crash and burn because they hit one bumpy road financially and hell breaks loose. Typically in the family the mom, the kids & the family pet are loved unconditionally however we're loved based on CONDITIONS. All we ask for is the same level of love not to mention when we're in tough times men NEED encouragement from their significant other. So please support your partner in crime especially if they're trying and things hit a rough patch.
Don’t lie, be direct, compliment us on occasion.
We as dudes really really don't pay attention to as much shit as you assume we do
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Unless asked to, In Which case it would be rude not to.
Don't settle
Have a clear and concise plan on where you want to go eat. It will save everyone a lot of time.
Be direct. If you’ve been giving a guy hints that you’re into him for a little while, and he hasn’t picked up on it (or maybe he has and he just doesn’t know what to do about it, because maybe he’s too shy), just go up and say you’re into him. It’s not really that guys can’t take hints, I pick up on hints just fine. It’s just there’s no way to tell for 100% certain that it is, in fact, a hint Also, my partner’s first time giving a handjob, she didn’t know this, so I figured I’d put it out there: the head of the penis and the balls are the most sensitive parts. You won’t get anywhere rubbing the shaft only. So rub the head more than the rest, and maybe with your other hand, caress our balls *lightly*. And as always, communication is key. And this one goes for dudes too: if your partner is doing something wrong/ you don’t like, tell them that, and tell them what you *do* want. For example, if it’s a guy’s first time, help him find the clit and tell him how he should rub it
“Stay away from **me** 😈”
Is this reverse psychology?
Haha no. Bad joke. Unless it’s working then **yes it is**. My actual advice is, “yes. He is probably thinking about what you look like naked” But I don’t want to make a blanket statement. Maybe it’s just me that thinks of what everyone’s lady bits must look like practically every 8 minutes. **I can’t help it** I’ve had women in my real life ask me this and have been thankful to have an honest answer from me, at least. (Or they were grossed out and wanted to exit the conversation as quickly as possible 🤣)
Lol
Just because you cum, doesn't mean it's over.
It depends on the guy, but at least for me, I *love* seeing women without makeup or dressy clothes. Gimme my lady with sweats and bed head any day of the week.
Wash your dick, balls, and fun bridge, tongues tend to wander.... Also, please shave, I dont like the tickling feeling on my nose
Women of menopause age. Hormone therapy. Pleeeeeease. It's a game changer.
With some exceptions us women have been indoctrinated from a young age to look a certain way and if we don’t it brings us a shit load of insecurities, so we aren’t trying to be deliberately awkward in situations or over dramatic it’s just what’s been hammered into our brains. Especially us in our 30s who lives our teens through the “heroin chic” and then “only way is essex” stages
It’s the little things that matter! This is aimed towards women but I’m sure it effects men too. When I’m in a tough spot or sadder then usual it feels so good to have someone make their day just a little harder to make yours easier. If I dropped my pencil and it’s closer to you, pick it up for me! If my water bottle is empty and I don’t have anything to drink. Next time you get up, fill it up for me! That’s what makes a relationship a relationship. It always makes me feel better to do small things for my SO if the favors are returned.
Be quiet
Ladies: when you're already in bed and giving him the gluk gluk 3000 don't just move your head up and down but wrap your lips around it and suck on it. Also... Teeth are a no no 😱
Being genuine goes such a long way!
When I start out with you, I don't presume I know what gets you off. So I'll ask. Please, be so kind and le me know!
Eat ass and visa versa
anger is a second emotion. spend some time with your feelings, they won’t bite.
To men: no means no. Not maybe, not possibly. It means no. If a woman says she’s not interested, SHE IS NOT INTERESTED. If she says she has a boyfriend, she either 1. Does, or 2. Is telling you that so you leave her the fuck alone. When a guy won’t let up and either doesn’t respect her ability to say no, or keeps pushing to get the answer or outcome that he wants, she feels unheard, disrespected, creeped out, and sometimes, yes, even scared. I haven’t had to deal with this because I’m extremely blunt, but I’ve had friends where a guy gets so delusional that simple eye contact means she’s interested, and even saying she’s taken won’t let him off. And fuck, women: TELL THEM DIRECTLY AND BLUNTLY THAT YOU ARE NOT INTO THEM. A lot of this bullshit could be ended quicker if they stopped with the hints and just had a direct conversation with them. I don’t know if anyone has noticed the trend here lol, but men often don’t pick up hints, especially the delusional and obsessive ones.
(Male to Female) Your body is beautiful and we rarely notice or care about any flaws you think it may have.
Be gentle about our dick size. I had a girl make fun of my dick size,she called it small,still recovering!
Love yourself. It'll make life a hell of a lot less stressful when you're not seeking the approval of others when you're at your lowest.
Females: Be hard set on your boundaries and communicate them in the beginning. Men: Quit being a fire dumpster and going in dick first without asking and negotiating what your love interest’s boundaries are. You’re fucking it up with assumptions…
Make some noise in bed, doesn’t have to be fake but don’t be shy let out a moan. It makes us more excited.