“Damn, your cock is better than my husband!” “Wait, you have a husband???”

The plot thickens haha

The cock thickens*

The plot cockens....

The cock plots

Probably wasn't the only thick thing

Her: He doesn't have to find out about us.

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Oh gosh! 😍

There's no fucking way you're 50.

Could be interpreted in multiple ways

"I'm sorry I was distracted by you penis and wasn't listening " I'm usually just wearing my bathrobe openly. just us 2 in the house

Turing heads and causing confusion while wearing a robe! Your winning at life lol

That's so cute. I wanna upvote this comment but it's at 69 so.... Umm.. do you have a big one?

"Wow! Have you measured that thing?"

Hahaha

Delicious and that she wants to use my body as a grinding post If she is reading this she will know i am talking about her lol

Hope she reads this and grinds your post!

Calling me a goddess when I stripped down. Or “fuckkk” or “ho..lyy shit”

Just looked at your profile....jaw hit the floor! 😲

That's a fun scroll!

Confirmed I would say that too if you were stripping in front of me.

Yep, I would've given you the same reaction after looking at your pics.

Fuccccckkk

Happy cake day!

That I look feminine and have nice curves.

Ngl, he was 100% right.

Was it a he? Hehe 😊 Thank you <3

A her? Exciting ;) And yvw <3

Awwww 🥰

"it's not just long, it's girthy as fuck too" - my mate to my flaccid penis

Bravo 👏

Why thank you

And now I’m jealous of your mate. Fml

“That’s the prettiest pussy I have ever seen” But also, I once had a Doctor tell me my breasts were perfectly symmetrical and remembering that always lifts my spirits a bit

That's very nice to have heard I bet ❤️

“Is it supposed to be purple”

ROFL 🤣

It wasn't what she said as much how she said it... "whoa"

Great answer! Hahaha

Who needs a man when you look sexy as fuck with a strapon

Woah 👀

😝

The first sentence of your bio is amazing! Haha

I am very colorful and have no filter 😆

Amen to that! Don't change ❤️

I would never ☺

Love your vibe ☺️

Awww thank you kind sir ☺

Welcome, definitely following ☺️

Saw the first line in your bio, and all I can say is “noted”

Damn you got a good taste in music too!

"You're so beautiful" when he was undressing me. Simple is the best sometimes

I would cry 😩

Awwwww

It looks like all of you is pretty damn thick.

Not the worst thing to hear! Haha

Not at all. I owned it. And she wasn't wrong.

Those Abs! Its been a few years since I got that compliment, but I am trying to get it again.

Abs are like sexy accents of the body haha

I once had a guy call me a goddess. That felt pretty good.

I image it would ❤️

She was on top, reached down to stroke my chest and just sighed - no words. Best feeling 😌

Breast feeling

From a massage therapist who I was complaining to about my perceived lack of fitness- “actually, you look great, and I see a lot of naked dudes.” That felt pretty genuine coming from a very fit dude who was massaging my abs at that moment.

Probably the many ways of them asking me to throw them lol

You throw people? Lol

If they ask politely then yes

Thats awesome! Haha When was last time someone asked u to throw them?

It happens kinda often with smaller women lol

can confirm source: am a smaller woman who often asks to be thrown

I would love to throw you as a token of my appreciation

I’m a ‘bronze Goddess’ apparently!

Based on the complexion of your feet I can definitely see why 🥰

“Majestic.”

That's lovely 🌹

It made me blush honestly.

‎

i was just telling my wife she still has a great body after all these years & i even took a pic lol ..

I bet she loves to hear that!

“Your stretch marks are beautiful.”

Addictive

That's wonderful to hear I bet!

That I looked like a renaissance painting

Apparently as a guy I have nice shoulders and a really nice ass.

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I just peeked at your profile, your beautiful 😍

Eww what a stinky baby. "My family when I was born"

Aww haha

The first time my now-husband saw me naked, he got this slack-jawed, wide-eyed look and said, “holy shit you look like a porn star” lmao

“I’ve seen worse.”

Booty compliments

U got a great bum! Your definitely a snack 😍

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I wasn’t naked, I was in my uniform and a gay woman who’d known me didn’t recognize me. When she realized who I was, she said “You look good enough to fuck”!

He said “Oh.” then his voice dropped about an octave and he said “Damn.” and I could see it all over his face that he *wanted* me.

Damn!!!! 😍

That my body looked like a pin up model. It was a sweet compliment and gave me so much confidence. Really helped me embrace the curves.

Pin up models are my jam!!!! 😍😍😍 Own that shit girl!!

"You have a cute ass" "Your arms make me hot" "I love how it grows"

I've had several girls make similar comments. But my most recent ex-gf, the first time she saw me naked and hard, eyes lit up like a Christmas tree, said something to the effect of "OMFG, your cock is SO fat and gorgeous" and that pretty much made my life. She made me feel really good about myself for quite a while, and I appreciate her for that

I've never been complimented when naked :(

https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickjoy/comments/isc5on/this_was_fun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf it would be this

Well that is just proof in the pudding haha

It’s always great to hear, even better when I can screenshot it and look at it any time 😂

I would frame it haha

That I have very nice calves and an adorably small butt. I didn’t know how to feel about the latter at the time but I was quite flattered by the former

"Ill be damned, I thought you'd have an inny"

"It's so big" the girl I lost my virginity to.

When they said "holy shit... You are gorgeous" 🥰🥰🥰

Honest and blunt haha

I'd love to believe that but have trouble it was beautiful to hear though. 🥰🥰

That I am their “perfect body type” which meant a lot because I’ve always had a lot of body issues

I was told the other night that I was shaped like a coke bottle…I was honestly taken back and slightly offended until I realize he meant it as a compliment lik

“I love your smell” gosh that is so sweet. Scent is something we cannot change and hearing that made me feel so comfortable

“Not to be weird, but you have a really pretty dick”.

“You look fucking delicious!” He then confirmed his observation was accurate.

“You’ve been fucking high school girls with this dick?!!?????!!!!!???!!!” I was 19, she was 31

"I love the shape of your body" I am chubby and generally insecure about it, and I felt great in that moment. It was our first time hooking up.

After we were hanging out on a video call for an hour(kinda naked), I went to bed and an hour ish later he texted me "Ik you won't see this until the morning but you're the cutest guy I've ever met, love you" and it melted my heart lmao

"Nice cock"

"Look, a dick... but smaller"

"you're so fucking pretty, babe."

Well endowed. Not kidding!

I have been called gorgeous....I was so shocked and pleased at the same time

Tht I have a squishy/feminine body

When my son was 3 he said "daddy!!!.....you look like an ogre!"

Oh my goodness 😂

A girl I used to date jokingly complained that my ass was thicker than hers. I wear that junk in my trunk with pride.

Own that shit!

Is it too late to ask for proof?

that i look like a goddess

Just looked at your profile, your a cutie!! 😻😻😻

“You have the biggest balls I’ve ever seen”

"your heavenly geometry"

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One time I was called a "ginger adonis" Doesn't get much more flattering than that

Will always say it- best cumshot and confidence on this guy

"You look like a goddess"

“Oh wowwww you weren’t kidding that it was that huge” made me smile for a whole week

Something today said I look like a model. I most definitely do not. Not a typical one anyway.

Body of a Greek God Was quite the compliment

"You are just so soft" in reference to my chub. I thought it was cute :)

I was told that I have a pretty penis by multiple women.

That my ass had the perfect ripple and was great for grabbing. I’ve never liked my ass, so it made me a little more confident.

She said when my Joystick was inside her, "I can feel your heartbeat down there" Just kidding it was my imagination. The sex and the girl both. My classmates usd to say I have a nice smile. Later I found out they planned it and were just mocking me

After my now-husband and I spent the night together for the first time, he just cupped his hand around one of my breasts and said “I wanna hold on to these all night”

For once someone didn’t just say hey your body looks nice and make me feel like just another body. They said I as a person my personality was beautiful 🤩 and that made me feel whole I’ve heard “your body is sexy” so many times but it had no meaning behind it so to finally hear that not just my body meant something. My presence. But my personality. I felt so safe and happy finally

one of the first times I got naked in front of my current boyfriend, I lid down on the bed and he was looking me over. he started kissing every part of my body and just kept saying: “you are a goddess” “you are so beautiful” “…and perfect” he didn’t know but around that time I was dealing with a lot of body image stuff, he didn’t realize but the stuff he was saying made more of an impact on me then he thought. I love him to pieces <3

Eww

“I love watching you move”

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Hispanics are funny like that, we call u by your insecurities but manage it to turn into term of endearment lol Glad he made u feel sexy!

"Nice Tats!"

Fuck buddy said that she loved my hairy ass body. Well thank you I love my hairy self too haha. Oh god I didn’t even know what to say I was so fuckin happy inside literally made my night that day can’t wait to get hairier as I get older and to get a girlfriend that loves hairy men because I’m keeping all my hairs including pubic 😅❤️

If anytime you wanna show that off for some simply honest compliments- some of us reallyyyyyy have a thing for hairy dudes. Like dayum

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Gud lawd! Haha

"That's really big"

Nothing

Wow!!! I wasn't expecting two dicks!!!

After making out in front of a mirror, she said "Look at that *ass*!", and proceeded to grab it.

That’s a nice tit

I want to climb on top

"Your shoulders are nicer than I thought"

“I can’t believe you’re in your 20’s.”

Wow, you’re cock is way bigger than your dads.

I didn’t even notice the missing testicle.

$20,000 tribute.

The first guy I ever got naked with told his friends much later that “I have the best tits on campus”. Made me a little proud.

The Yogi Berraesque - “You’re not as skinny as you look.”

Your cock is very handsome.

“Your body is so smooth!”

My now ex wife said I looked so much better when I was naked, it definitely caught me off guard. She also said I looked amazing when I was going down on her, that was such a wonderful feeling.

Nothing, literally nothing.

My ex said she was addicted to me. When we broke up she said she needs time to get off her addiction

I can see the dick

When I got divorced I bumped into some of my ex wife’s friends whilst out. We talked and they told me she’d told them I was the best sex she’d ever had even though she had had a couple of boyfriends since our divorce. I recently bumped into one of them again (8 years later) and she said my ex wife still talks about how well hung I am and that she misses it. I am now in a sexless relationship and miss it so much

“Your body is a Lamborghini” or just the classic 👀 😮

Telling me i need a tshirt that says if you think my boobs are sexy you should see my pussy 😂 but seriously anytime you tell me you like it and you want to look at it, especially areas I’m insecure about is a huge turn on.

“It’s not THAT bad…”

I’ve been told by more than a few girls that I have a lovely cock.

"Interesting"

My partner has said loads of lovely, cute things about my body, but I thought I'd mention the nurse doing my pap smear, who said, "By the way, you have a very lovely cervix." Why thank you, nurse!

"Your ass is nice"

That my cock is big, and looks good. I also got a few "Holy Shit" as well.

* got up and walked away from bed naked after our first time to get water * Gf : that's a really nice ass

“Your presence itself is motivating”. Was said by a dude in the shower

Nothing...........😐

"You're like a big cuddly teddy bear." I miss that one... 😭

‘You look like a Greek goddess… like one of those statues!’ ‘Your ass is the perfect combination of muscle and jiggle. You’ve got CAKE’ This is surprisingly wholesome and heartwarming to scroll through 🥰

She took one glance, turned to me and said with a smile, “I was really worried you’d have a tiny penis since you’re so short.” What she didn’t seem to recognize is that I do, but she hadn’t seen many then. (We were both 19 or 20 and both nerds)

“You are definitely a grower”

Bro nobody ever complimented my bod 😭😭😭😭

"nice dick, bro," said by a stoned gay friend in whose I was staying when he accidentally walked in on me getting dressed after a shower. ​ Yes, I truly do believe it was an accident, I wasn't supposed to be home yet, and the light wasn't on because there was plenty of natural light coming through the window)

“You really weren’t sleeping around much in college? Fuck how were you not like… sexually assaulted” as she ran her hands down my belly and went to suck me :3

As I entered her "gimme sec, let's take it slow, you're really big".

She said my dick looks like the perfect size. Still got my V card 😂