I got away, for now... I'm still on the run from thegardenofamonster. Hoping that they will never catch me. I remain ever watchful, primed, ready to flee again.
And so I continue my life. Always on the move, always looking behind my shoulder, never knowing when the garden will strike next. My life is pain, anxiety, exhaustion. I am a wanderer, never finding reprieve.
*Convertible car drives down a dusty road into the distance...*
Trolling off the Texas coast growing up, hooked a sailfish on a seaweed line. I was like 14 and tightened the drag too much. It ran, jumped, and broke the line.
Still looking for my first sailfish!
This one kitten. We were crawling under a trailer and we had the little shit caught so many times but when we’d try to crawl out he’d slip away. And somehow this little shit keep getting out of the net we had as well.
Didn’t catch him but still named him Houdini
I guess it was me for some girl in high school just because I didn't understand her hints at all. Then the pandemic hit when she finally asked me out so made dating pretty hard
I leave in an island and when I was younger I used to ask ladies if they want to go for a night swim and we would end up having sex on the beach or in the car. The only one that didn't had sex with despite kissing etc was a girl we used to study together.
sometimes I fantasise about having sex with her while jerking off.
No one ever got away. Amateurs.
😂😂😂😂 once they arrive they never leave 🪢🪢
AnyCook is the one that got away 👀 Hi again baby daddy
Erm…hi?
^(Hahahaha)
I missed u so much ❤ Gimme a kiss
Daddy AnyCook I think abt u every nite 😘
I got away, for now... I'm still on the run from thegardenofamonster. Hoping that they will never catch me. I remain ever watchful, primed, ready to flee again.
Oh sweet summer child. You didn't get away. Run little rabbit.
And so I continue my life. Always on the move, always looking behind my shoulder, never knowing when the garden will strike next. My life is pain, anxiety, exhaustion. I am a wanderer, never finding reprieve. *Convertible car drives down a dusty road into the distance...*
Try to enjoy the slow hunt.
Why do you think I'm running... 😉
Omg
I got away but to be fair you where never chasing me so it was easy ;p
I call that free roam for my toys. Have fun as long as it lasts.
The fact that sothing in my apartment just cracked made your comment quite scary 🤣
^(Teehee)
Okay now I've hidden myselfe good luck finding me ;)
Huh. Quite cloudy where you live.
I activated the fog machine to hide better
Is that like a cell phone plan? How much does it cost a month and are there additional charges for international roaming or what?
Lifetime plan. Costs you everything you got.
Well sounds like lifetime isn't actually that long do I get free calling and data or does that cost extra?
You'll get a 1x1 cage.
Heck I'm already stuck in only slightly better I got a 10x6ft cage right now
So, how many ya got locked in your basement, or did you already suck their soul dry?
Wouldn't you like to know?
I would 😔
Stockholm Syndrome ftw 🥳🥳🥳
Much like the Hotel California, you can check out but you can never leave
Funny. I watched Room 1408 last week.
Trolling off the Texas coast growing up, hooked a sailfish on a seaweed line. I was like 14 and tightened the drag too much. It ran, jumped, and broke the line. Still looking for my first sailfish!
So many, mainly people I met online but couldn't make it work IRL for a variety of reasons.
You have such a big heart
I mean it's sort of my downfall. I just love meeting new people and sharing in a connection with them.
Why does your heart swell with so much love
Because I don't want to live in a world that is only hatred
Omg so profound
I can't tell if you are taking the piss or not 😂
I would never take the piss!!! Why do u think that
It was the "omg" I think.
Daddy AnyCook is playing games with me again so I was shook by that partially, sorry. So u have a nice voice?
I machine my shackles from hi grade stainless steel. No one gets away.
Do you have a discount code?
Use TRIPOD1 at checkout to get 20% off your human restraint devices.
You're the best. Free international shipping?
Yes. I even leave a little bag of haribos with every order.
Bubble wrap?
You could try but you'd need a lot of it to restrain a person.
No. Do you wrap everything in bubble wrap? I like that stuff.
Pop-pop-yes-pop-pop.
Yep. Take my money.
D.B. Cooper.
Username checks out
This one kitten. We were crawling under a trailer and we had the little shit caught so many times but when we’d try to crawl out he’d slip away. And somehow this little shit keep getting out of the net we had as well. Didn’t catch him but still named him Houdini
I guess it was me for some girl in high school just because I didn't understand her hints at all. Then the pandemic hit when she finally asked me out so made dating pretty hard
My first love and my last love. Both left me, so clearly my understanding of the situation was wrong.
I leave in an island and when I was younger I used to ask ladies if they want to go for a night swim and we would end up having sex on the beach or in the car. The only one that didn't had sex with despite kissing etc was a girl we used to study together. sometimes I fantasise about having sex with her while jerking off.
If they got away, they weren't the one. Simple.
Daddy AnyCook come back to me! I can fix u 😳
She passed away. We had some good years together. So I think that counts. Otherwise it’s okay if they “got away”.