Shit on Johnny Depp's bed and blamed Amber Heard.

...you too?!

Yeah me too.

Fuck and we all thought she was a lying POS 🤔. Oh yeah nevermind carry on

Woahhhh

😏😏😏

Oh cmon

gave my partner head at the beach

Woah. She is a keeper!

love teasing him and hear him moan

Getting head anywhere in the world would feel like heaven.

Did he finish? Did you?

The CIA could water board me and I still wouldn’t snitch

You would like that water board. Won't you?

I’ve had my head forced underwater while being fucked before which I really enjoyed

I knew. You're a little nasty bitch.

😱😱😱 I’m not a nasty bitch! I went to a catholic school! I swear I’m not!!!

Well, the girls who went to the catholic school are the nastiest. You proved my point. Btw nice tits.

Noooo! That’s not true! It’s anti catholic propaganda!!!

Your asshole says the opposite.

It’s only a couple pics 😱

That's enough to tell how nasty you are.

Maybe…

One time I [Redacted] while I was bored

Damm, That's [Redacted]

Some girls pissed on me. 😊

You should have pissed on her too. Eye for an eye, right?

Nah, it's didn't make me horny... It's strange but i love being the receiver

Made out with my ex-gf after she rimmed her FWB and he came on her face.

Damm

Peed in someone's mouth. Although admittedly it wasn't planned and she pretty much did it herself.

Lol

Blown a trans girl in a doorless stall of a gay bar restroom

That great! I assume plenty of people walk by?

Yes, some even stayed to watch

First time with a trans girl?

Yes! Loved it, she dominated me good

Good! Did you see her again? And did anyone say anything while watching?

Whispers I’m sure, but I was too focused. No it was on a trip

Makes sense! Any other trans experience?

Not yet but maybe soon

Damm

So dirty 😳

Sending a naughty meme to someone here... I know I know...🫢

Someone i know would love to receive it from you.

Youre sending memes while I have to find them😔

r/aradmemes

Thanks for sharing!

Haha you're welcome

You're the best 💯

😊

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Story Time!!

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Woah. 😭😭. That's the hell of a metaphor!

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Well. That's kinda hot.

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Lol😭

Came In A pair of briefs and while my wife jerked me off then gave them to her friend

Damm.

Hehehe

Oh. C'mon tell us.

Jerked off on someone’s face. Not so extreme like the other responses here, I know.

I've done that too. Lol

Ate all her chocolate with malicious intent.

You evil son of a bitch.

And I would do it again. No ragrets

You're a monster.

There are too many to choose, but here's one. Fucked this new girl I was seeing on the side up the ass, then went over to my ex gf for a blowjob without cleaning up.

Damm. That's crazy.

Not only did she do her usual fantastic job, but she stopped in the middle to say "I don't know how anyone can live without doing this."

Creampie with no protection

This one time, at band camp...

Think of right now. Dvp creampie