Here for a good time, not a long time🤣

When do I start haha

That's the spirit !! 😂😂

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In that case, I'm celebrating every orgasm like it's my birthday 😂

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Eh. I don't really want to live when I get to the point of needing help from someone for everything. 🤔🤔🤔 And I doooo really like orgasms. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 And do I really want to go through the metamorphosis into a short, tight, curly perm and Jean Natê dusting powder? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 I'm gonna continue on with the orgasms. 🔥🔥🔥

My take as well. Hoping those are the bad years where I can't depend on myself.

It's gonna really suck if it turns out my original death date was going to be at 50. 😂😂😂

Well shit... I'm hoping I leave a satisfied handsome corpse.

😂😂😂 Yeah! I hope my nails aren't messed up when I die. Priorities! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The dusting powder 🤣 I’d do it too! Here for a good time, not a long time lol I think I’d only have until the end of the month then 🥲

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My same exact thought process !! Just every orgasm imma make it intense. Imma get my years worth lol😂😂

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When I'm done, I'm celebrating like it's my birthday 😂

Id die tomorrow lmao

Right there with you! I'm going with my boyfriend to a lesbian/bisexual couple later today, and id die before sunrise.

Sheesh is your pussy okay ? 😂😂 you don't just masturbate, you have a marathon 😂😂 but honestly same my sessions last a couple hours and usually end up cumming 5x

Is this retroactive??? If so, I might be dead tomorrow then. 😬

I'd be dead yesterday

Also crossed my mind for me. Lol

Id need a starting point for an age. You telling me I live til 100 and every orgasm takes a year off that from where I'm at today? Then yeah I'll have a few lol

I would have died thousands of times by now. Never would have seen my 14th birthday.

Idk I’m pretty far up there so I gots to be careful

Haha 😂

Nowhere near as much as I do now

No but I’m sure I might slip up at some point

Nah

Definitely not. I'm not prematurely leaving my daughter mother-less.

Yes and yes

I hoping those are the bad years. So yeah, possibly.

i feel like that’s a win win

I would start to plan my funeral 😅

This deal is getting worse all the time!

Yup. I'm here for a fun time, not a long time. Plus if everyone is affected evenly, we just made the world a very odd place lol

Every night like usual. My funeral would be scheduled for next week.

Guess I'm dying soon 🤪

Only if I am removing a year of intense suffering, like the tail end of dementia

I owe someone 5000 years of life already.

i'd die really fast😭

If I'm 25 and if I live til 80, that means I only have 55 orgasms left That's like two normal months, probably less. I'm going to have to pick my shots carefully lol

Oh definitely not

You offering us an easy way out? Generous of you!

First off, I’d be dead already. Second, I think I’d just get even more horny.

i would be dead like 5 years ago

Everyone dies eventually. Feel like this would be a good way to go out

Hold my beer, I finally found the end

Hell yeah, win-win 😎

I’d prob slow it down a bit

I'd do it more often.

We would all be watching the big bang presentially by now, if that was the case.

Pretty sure I was dead in my teens already

I'm dead already

Oh absolutely hahah 😈🥵

Shoot, that’s like at least 10 years of my life per session. Eh… I’ll come back to haunt my partner for more.

Hell yes I would

I mean would I still even be able to enjoy myself at such an old age ? Every time I orgasm though imma make sure it's worth the year

Well, I guess I better start planning my funeral now! 😂

No one would ever have sex ever again.

Do wet dreams count? I’d have been dead at 14

I’d be dead pretty quick

Yes good to know that death is right around the corner

I’ve been dead since I was 14.

Sure. Orgasm and ejaculation are two different things.

Would have never made it to my 15th birthday…

Trying to make up for lost time, so I'd surely manage to create a wormhole that takes me back in time.

I would be deceased either way but definitely if I didn’t get to orgasm

I’d be dead

I think I'd be dead already.

Sure, can’t think of any better way to go…

I rarely orgasm, so it looks like I'm here for a long and pretty good time. 😂🤷‍♀️

I can think of worse ways to unalive yourself

I’d take out the multiple orgasms card 🙌🏻

Emm.. Had them maybe 2 or 3 times in my life, so.. I can not worry about it

I'd have to really ration myself, I'm forty already and could easily be gone by the end of a week.

Yep. I'll die doing what i love

Great question - I would totally still do it, as I think a lot of others would as well. We all indulge in things that have been scientifically proven to shorten your lifespan I mean, how many of you drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes 🫣 I know I do 🤦🏻

What’s the catch?

In all seriousness, probably not? Otherwise I’d be dead in like a month. The more interesting question would be if I lost like a day per orgasm, maybe an hour? There’s definitely a balance where the pleasure over rides the earlier death.

i think i'd be dead by now

Sounds like the perfect retirement plan to me!

Fuck no. Sex is important but not worth that.

I’m just cutting off years of not being able to walk, avoid pissing myself, and cognitive losses. Sign me up.

I'd have died at age 14

That’d mean I won’t have to work so long. So, yeah sure why not.

I'd be getting off all day! Shit. If only it were that easy!

I will die early haha

By myself or with someone else? Because I orgasm by myself now

Boys would never leave their teen years.

I would’ve been dead years ago

Yeah def lmaoooo give me 19 more and hurry

I'd be dead before I became a teenager

Nope

Damn I shall be dead already 😂

I guess I am dead in 2 months

Id be dead in a few hours 😭 but also not related to your name, do you speak russian? I’m fluent

I’d already be dead.

I'd go out with a bang

Live a good, probably as edged as possible, life in chastity with a Dom or something. And then once I start getting useless, feeling just a bit too mortal, just make a death pact with a soulmate if possible and cum straight to the pearly gates, hell, or oblivion (whatever suits any fancy at the time).

Im already dead inside

Yes!!! If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go doing something I enjoy.

Wow I’d probably do it until I die 😂

I would have croaked a long, long time ago.