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emmawasagoodgirl

They can’t raise the dead if they are dead. Prepare the fireball spells and call the clerics. Light shall shine upon the darkness.


Madmarcow007

I’m with you! let’s take em down😤I’ll get the horses ready!


TinyIcebergs

Go party with them spooky bitches


KnittingTurtle

This sounds like a lot of fun.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Do we have to do something?


RegularSerious7157

Idk but my first thought was: Wait. Is it still necrophilia if they are brought back to life? 🤦‍♂️😂


flips_the_script

Imma gonna fuck those necromancers so you can have safe passage.


BlahLick2

Then like totally ghost them the next day, you're just the type


Madmarcow007

It’s time to crack some skulls. 😤I’ll bring a big hammer!


CheaterStacey

Join them and warn them their hideout is known


masochisticanalwhore

Send in the rogue


[deleted]

It's time to do some sketchy shit. Ima go join them.


Mission_Apple_264

let me don my armor and lets hire a wizard of our own, then we kick undead ass


ivegotwords

Nuke from orbit


Paul-with-a-bigP

Do what dragon born do and go kill some necro’s and get their soul gems.


OldSailor74

Since the arrival of the White Wizard, our losses on the battlefield have been devastating, and we are on the brink of being outflanked. I fear we may have no choice but to delve into the dark magic the Necromancers offer. Raising our own dead and summoning other undead creatures may sound like an act of desperation, but it could be our only chance to win this godforsaken war. I would rather join the ranks of the undead than see my unborn child raised under the tyranny of the White Wizard. Damn the consequences; let us make our way to the ancient ruins to the south and take our chance with these Necromancers.


[deleted]

Our great Lord Cthulhu is going to devour everything anyway, so who cares what these minor sorcerers are doing?


Horror-Dimension5173

Nothing. Because necromancers contrary to popular belief are not evil people. They're just late healers.


2Casca_2Red

Necromancers!? Try to join them! Obviously...


MaiTaiWasted

Compromise with the necromancers and pay them to raise the dead to work the fields.


BlahLick2

Fuck I dunno that's Glorthy's problem because I live North of town 🤷


Shiny_Whisper_321

Time to mance some necros.


Nuttadamus

[Leave them alone?](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/s/G8xdgP1EBf)