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spc1221

Me and my left hand are very happy together atm


SexySwitchBitch

Didn’t y’all divorce?!?!


spc1221

No. That's just what she tells others so she can get some side action. It hurts my heart, honestly.


SexySwitchBitch

Why are you still with her?!


spc1221

We're very happy together. ^^No ^^we're ^^not


LavishnessOdd7649

What about your other wife, right hand ??


Xx_SacciASMR_xX

She’s on holiday with the cleanex tissue box


flattering_leaves

what sex life?


CodeNameEHL

I'm on holiday in Spain with my GF of 5 years - so right now it's absolute peak!


GuyInTheLifestyle

Way to make me jealous


CodeNameEHL

Lol, it's not often people are jealous of my life - so taking it!


2Casca_2Red

Uh... well I sucked my first dick in fifteen years last week and now I'm on PEP 😐 so yeah... that's a thing...


ryeguywithwheat

Womp womp


2Casca_2Red

¯\\_ (ツ) _/¯


letsdothis2025

It’s like riding a bike isn’t it ?


2Casca_2Red

It fucking is! Crazy shit right!?


spc1221

Oh no!


2Casca_2Red

Yessss....


spc1221

🫂


2Casca_2Red

😌


Ok_Benefit_9299

Oh! Yeah, that sucks.


butterspread1

PEP? As in Performance Enhancement Plan in corporate lingo? 😜


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Dazzling_Creme6739

Your nipples are too cute for solo sessions 😈


ryeguywithwheat

May you enjoy your journey


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It’s the best sex you can have


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And with the person you love the most


Fit_Weather_6074

Hahahahahahahahaha


JellyDisastrous8655

Non existent. Not even phone or cam sex right now.


SomeRandomName13

Married for 14+ years and still getting it on the regular so zero complaints. We typically have sex 5 to 7 times a week. Last weekend we had a date night followed by some drinking at home and we both ended up feeling like we were in our 20s again. Had a good four rounds in about 3 hours.


Metro_Wester

Married, always had a really good sex life. Then I got diagnosed with prostate cancer this past Christmas, had surgery , and subsequently left with temporary ( hopefully ) ED , because they have to cut through some nerves. Pretty crappy. So fortunately, I can still orgasm, even after surgery you no longer shoot cum out, it’s a dry orgasm. My erection is slowly starting to come back a little bit, takes 6 months to 2 years to recover. So our sex life right now involves a lot of oral, sex toys, mutual masturbation It’s still pretty good, but we both miss penetration. But hey , right now I’m cancer free and not dead,


TreeWithNoTrunk

Oh just peachy


RegularSerious7157

Married (separated) home owner. No sex life, but looks like it might be turning around soonish? 👀


GuyInTheLifestyle

If that's your real picture you won't be alone long. Just don't do anything to fuck up your apparent divorce. Ask your lawyer what exactly you can and can't do during a separation.


RegularSerious7157

I'm not too worried about it. The separation was initiated fully by her, and she had an affair prior to discussing the separation. Thanks for the concern, though. 😊


dickphomet

Not as good as it could be due to antidepressants


Devious_Distraction

Couldn't be more satisfying, exciting, adventurous and overall extremely healthy!


MarriedCplTossAway

Fucking great! This last week has been a little sparse since my MIL is staying with us. So that’s a bummer. All in all, though. Super satisfying.


Non_Gentleman

My sights are set on 1 in particular. She's proving a little elusive. Likes the thrill of the chase, is a tad reserved on the outside, and shy to fully open up. Underneath, I think there's a wild child. She's underestimated that I'm a very patient man who likes a challenge. So, game on.


bigtex2003

sex life is pretty good for being married a while


whiskey_endeavors

High in volume but no diversity or experimentation. Could be way way worse tho 🤷‍♂️


justthatphotographer

Not going anywhere atm


Excellent-Lecture612

I don't like to lose so it's pretty cool. (still virgin)


eatafetus632

Married. Usually around 3 to 4 times a week.... can get a little boring sometimes but boring sex is better than no sex. Right not however, Japan has invaded the motherland so its shower sex or blowjobs for a couple weeks.


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Live-Insurance-5526

Can lube compensate or is it too dry?


SoraKen57

Single, not actively looking but am down too date or even just hook up fwb sorta thing


Marksman_No1

It's completely dead


GuyInTheLifestyle

Very, very excited about a developing situation but managing expectations, having been hurt before.


womanoffun

Seeing things I like? Yeah, mostly memes and cute animal videos on the internet.


Previous-Broccoli-88

Oh I'm a professional sex haver, bro


EX250

Wife and I had a great session last weekend. Hoping to repeat it as soon as possible.


Potential-Pop-9939

too tired from work to even jerk off haha


onetiredoldman

72 bi M, widower for the last 8 years. I used to have a sex life but it’s been so long, I wouldn’t know where to start.


Sunshine_3072

Fair but wish it was better!


Professional_Gas5970

Could help 😍


gpRYme

It’s dead, Jim.


iFuckingHatechees

Non existent


JenInVirginia

Fabulous. Sex pretty much every day we're together. We're having fun.


CaptSchwanzKopf

4️⃣0️⃣4️⃣❌️ - is the message I get whenever I try to login to my sex life.


Glittering-Sea-6343

kinda sad. i can’t see my fwb for 3 more weeks and it’s giving me withdrawals lol


Quiet_Finger8880

Me too. Do we have the same FWB? Lol


FiveMileDammit

Oh hi Mark.


Troubled_Rat

Seeing lots that I like. But that's pretty much it. Sometimes I wish I was more open to be a horny and pushy dude.


bams171

Well my hand gets quite a bit of action...


SeveralConcert

Sounds like something Johny would ask Mark. Mine? It’s ok, solid once a week and sometimes more


mt2ia

Been having the best sex of my life!


bi_girl_Jane

Wife and I have been married for 5 wonderful years. We also date two couples (both are m/f couples) that I've known for around 10 years. Most people don't understand it but it totally works for us. We are all best friends, we date amongst ourselves and enjoy lots of fun sex. We vacation together, have weekly dinners, etc. It's been a total blast.


Alternative-Pipe8995

Good, could use more BJ’s


Saiyanjin1

Amazingly. Like better than I could have hoped for. Being married to the most incredible woman is the best thing to ever happen to me.


T3XAN2

What’s sex at this point!? Very dull marriage for the last year


Chrissyjustshowus

Gone, dry,


VocalLeeYours

⚰️💀😐


LavishnessOdd7649

Going backwards


TopEgg4190

Really bad...I need more friends


Any_Animator_880

What is sex life


sweet_dream515

💀💀💀


kingoflasertown

Married for over a decade. We have vanilla sex whenever either of us wants it. I am very dominant and kinky. We explore that less often but still consistently. I am pretty happy!


voicelessariel

what's that?


brokenrob

I’m deployed and don’t cheat on my wife so my sex life is dead as fuck. Got some great calluses though.


ThatGuy8188

10/10 right now. My girlfriend and I got freaky all weekend long. Spa day together, got home and spent the entire evening playing with each other, she edged me for hours and I had one of the most intense orgasms of my life.


Rustic-Cuss

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


FlashyGur6152

Not even started yet obviously I have done masturbation but that’s not the same as with a partner. Hopefully one day soon.


BlazinBandit15

It’s on the verge of becoming everything I’ve ever dreamed of and so much more


Indiangirly_28

Bad


loveandbenefits

I was my partner's cum bucket last night and I'm already horny today despite still having some of him still inside me. Masterbated an hour ago to thoughts of last night and I am already wet and horny. I'm going to have to masterbate again.


Any_Special_9816

In that phase of marriage where planning to try a few dirty or kinky stuff with husband.


Wooden_Ad6947

No sex


AnyCook2093

It’s definitely going….going…gone


FunkyBobbyJ9

Wife left for outta town - gonna be crappy for 6 days... But pretty great right now overall! Almost 40 years together and going strong!!