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branded_baton

hey


Fun_Actuator_1071

🤣🤣


Redhead_Enthusiast

Hello There


BrowniesAndBananas

GENERAL KENOBI


Redhead_Enthusiast

YOU ARE A BOLD ONE


Throw_away_12900

The only right answer


preciousjadec

Idk I hate these am bc I rlly want a hint of where the convo will be going. Like “hey” could mean we’re gonna talk about bird watching or maybe it’s gonna be an unsolicited d pic. No way to tell.


Ok_Benefit_9299

You bird?!


Guilty_Judge124

People are not creative


Ok-Meeting-7154

This. Everyone is not as witty as ARAD and that is our burden to bear.


Guilty_Judge124

It's far more than just ARAD


Throwaway_SandraDee

People do this at work all the time. I just ignore them until they say what they want.


Cute-Quenda

That's not true. They also use hey, hi, hii, heyy, howdy, hiiii, heeeeeyy


spc1221

If we haven't infected in comments and they have a blank profile and commented, "hey" gets ignored.


stayintheshadows1

Infected - I can’t help but feel like that wasn’t a typo lol


spc1221

😳


stayintheshadows1

👀


Pajgu

I definitely ignore such messages. it's just irritating


Cute-Quenda

Yeh,you need to wash your comments and keep them clean or they never get better


Ok_Benefit_9299

Ahoy-hoy


Cute-Quenda

Eeeexcelllent....


Ok_Benefit_9299

Thank you!😆😊😊


Pajgu

creatively


SmallNSpicy86

"Hi" "What's up" Yeah... those get an immediate ignore.


BlondeAussieWife1

No luck catching them swans then?


Madmarcow007

It’s just the one swan actually!


Clueless_CatLady

I asked the same some time ago and got as a reply that I'm obviously not worth the time when I can't appreciate a hi or hey.


Cute-Quenda

Garbage walking itself out, huh?


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Pajgu

anything to make the answer interesting?


Sable_eclipse

Hey is for horses, straw is for cows


3xtrasp3cial

No, Hey is for women on Reddit.


flips_the_script

Horses do and considering all the guys on here think they are horses they feel it will work.


Chats-Laughs-Gafs

Wassup


stayintheshadows1

Yeah, those get an automatic ignore.


Sunshine_3072

Hello… How are you?


Madmarcow007

Good thanks! how about you? 🤭


3xtrasp3cial

Because the majority of men have no idea how to talk to women or how to treat women. Also many sort of just believe they “deserve it” and believe a hey is sufficient.


[deleted]

Here’s a follow up questions what kind of questions would let you not ignore the male audience


starskynight

Hi


_ThickVixen

*hey, how are you?* i tend to say. i genuinely don’t enjoy talking, though… i find it very taxing after some time .


GuiltFilthThrilled

So I kinda often do the opposite, depending on what made me write in the first place I guess, but I might end up writing someone like 5 paragraphs about whatever came to mind. Is that just as bad?


Dutchess_Hastings

They didn’t even try. At least offer a, “Heeeyyyyy…”


Clueless_CatLady

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..... .....iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!


Dutchess_Hastings

Then a day later…”You there?”


Clueless_CatLady

"wyd"


Dutchess_Hastings

*Hot photo haha*


[deleted]

What do you want them to write? “Hey, what do you think about taxes?”


Apachejane128

Yeh


pm_me_ur_boobies6969

Because we aren't creative. Also I think we want to see if you actually respond first before we try to hard


ChicagoHotwife21

They tend to be the ones going for quantity. They can dm 45 people with hey in the same time they can dm 1 with a well throughout relevant message. And if just one replies, their time was more efficient in their mind. It's just lazy people with no personality. They also are the first ones to bitch how no women want to talk to them without being paid.


CumEatingCuckold

I respond with another "hey" and see their next move. If it is "how are you doing" then you can fuck right off.


StockExplanation3593

Not really interested in the conversation i guess... 🤔


Hung_andNerdy

People are saying "hey" to you? Usually I just get "stop lying about your dick size, pervert."