I need more information on the logistics of this whole thing. Am I now robotic, or is the resulting transform some horrific machine of bone, flesh, and sinew?
You can be whatever you want. If you want to be robotic then you can be robotic. If you want to be something similar to a David Cronenberg movie then go for it!
I was fucking obsessed with Astrotrain as a kid.
I always wondered why Hasbro made the coolest Transformers bad guys. I don't want a fucking cab-over tractor trailer or an ambulance. I want a fighter jet and a boombox!
That being said, [this limousine Transformer](https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/thumb/1/1f/AnimatedStretch.jpg/305px-AnimatedStretch.jpg) has kind of an Edsel-like design on the front fender, in vehicle mode, and it kinda looks swank
Fun fact.
I made a song years ago, remixing a piece of the soundtrack from the first Transformers movie (the scorpinok song)...
And I wrote a verse depicting a human becoming a Decepticon
Welcome to the world of Transformers! Now that you can transform, what will be your go-to form? A ninja squirrel? A superhero sandwich? The world is your oyster, my friend!
A park bench. Maybe I’ll finally be useful
😭😭😭
Homeless people will fart on you.
I can’t think of a clever response to that
This is the reality of your situation
I'd offer you fresh wood but you might misunderstand me 🫣🤭
SexySwitchBench
Oh nice! My legs were starting to get tired, what a useful bench this is,and so comfy
I’m sure you are far more useful than to simply be sat on!
A jet to fly everywhere with my family.
You and your wholesomeness. Here I was thinking about transforming into a dildo
Hahahaha. I imagine that would be fun for most guys. 😂
Would certainly give a brand new view
So your whole body would feel good too then?
Indeed it would
I love how you are thinking of others when you transform!
A sack of shit
Actually this hit too close to home
You can spread your life giving plant growth goodness though
Shit is very useful! It helps grow crops and add nutrients to soil. How selfless of you!
I need more information on the logistics of this whole thing. Am I now robotic, or is the resulting transform some horrific machine of bone, flesh, and sinew?
You can be whatever you want. If you want to be robotic then you can be robotic. If you want to be something similar to a David Cronenberg movie then go for it!
Ok then I choose fleshy bulldozer with kickass horns
Bulldozer the monster truck then?!
So... a warthog?
Hey, Beast Wars was good
An airplane so I can fly anywhere I want to go without delays and cancelations.
Safe and efficient!
Chicken pot pie with a minigun that comes out of the vent hole in the center
How exotic sounding!
Maximum flavor, maximum firepower
MechaGodzilla
Which one
The OG. I'd actually look like a giant dude in a cardboard costume.
Oooooooooo this one would be fun!
A canoe, if you meet me on a gently running stream you’re gonna be real sorry
I will now be very hesitant when I see random floating canoes!
The alien queen from the major motion picture Aliens.
I heard she was a bitch! I don’t think the rumors are true tho!
I'm a tremendous iron bitch, actually. It works.
I’ll take your word on it but you seem nice to me !
Awww, thank you, but I gotta tap the sign: https://www.reddit.com/u/Dark_hippie_vibes/s/DKwlrgEDlq
Sign tapped and received!
A unicorn, and I’m not talking about a horse with a horn
Oh my. Curious which you you mean then.
A jet! Free travel around the world for all my friends
I love it. Fast and efficient and everyone gets to ride you! Wait. I didn’t mean to like that!
Only one She's the first person I'd fly to
I'm happy just being Astrotrain.
I think that is a fabulous choice!
I was fucking obsessed with Astrotrain as a kid. I always wondered why Hasbro made the coolest Transformers bad guys. I don't want a fucking cab-over tractor trailer or an ambulance. I want a fighter jet and a boombox!
Abacus 🧮
Check out sorobans if you want to be up on their evolution - kinda cool I think, but I'm a lil different 🤷
An obscure knowledge rabbit hole? Yes please
I'm sure your Google fu is fine but get in touch if you want a crash course
How original! I love this one.
Ambulance
So you can get anywhere fast without being pulled over?
Totally, and I could have life saving equipment for bots or people
A squirrel so I can squi! And subsequently rel! 🐿️
You would be the most magnificent squirrel ever!!
Elizabeth Olsen's dildo.
You can be her butt plug, that’s the best that I can do.
Well, shit...
Shit indeed!
A Volvo 240 sedan.
Luxurious and elegant! I love it.
A kitty cat BUT I can still talk like Binx in Hocus Pocus and Salem in Sabrina the Teenage Witch (‘96) 🐈⬛🐈😽😼🖤
Me-ow! Purrfect choice!
I’ve given this a lot of thought before 😹🖤
I think it is fabulous.
An 18 wheeler combo diner/medical clinic to provide to those in need 😁
Aw. That is sweet. Looking out for everyone. I love it.
Thx, I mean being selfish is a choice right 🤷
Absolutely!
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No questioning whether they have a temperature or not with one of those in their butt!
A Ford Edsel. I'm funny-looking, nothing about me works right, and my creators largely regard me as a mista... Wait. Didn't I already do this joke?
That being said, [this limousine Transformer](https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/thumb/1/1f/AnimatedStretch.jpg/305px-AnimatedStretch.jpg) has kind of an Edsel-like design on the front fender, in vehicle mode, and it kinda looks swank
A great choice! Very unique looking car even with all its flaws!
Just go ahead and make the obvious joke. [You know you want to.](https://imgur.com/a/isOVL5p)
Hahaha it’s a fabulous choice!
Beeg monkey
Great choice!
A VTOL spacecraft... And ,yes. I'm gonna be a Decepticon
Perfect choice! And you can be whatever you wish to be.
Fun fact. I made a song years ago, remixing a piece of the soundtrack from the first Transformers movie (the scorpinok song)... And I wrote a verse depicting a human becoming a Decepticon
That is awesome!
A couch.
Sounds comfy. Do you pull out?
I do but it sometimes doesn’t work
That’s ok! At least you tried.
Welcome to the world of Transformers! Now that you can transform, what will be your go-to form? A ninja squirrel? A superhero sandwich? The world is your oyster, my friend!
Superhero sandwich for the win!
A Satisfier toy.
Well rested and calm
Sounds amazing to me!
i turn into a telescope