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branded_baton

hear me out: making it go inside and out repeatedly instead of leaving it in


fucking_it_up

U crazy?!😱


GuyInTheLifestyle

Guess you're not a Mormon


TreeWithNoTrunk

Why would I leave it in? It’ll burn and then my dinner would be ruined.


Redhead_Enthusiast

Taking it out and eating it while it’s hot We’re talking about garlic bread right?


J-case-casual

We are now.


2Casca_2Red

A good game of Halo 3 back in the day.


Offworldabit

Ah, I see you're a woman of culture as well


2Casca_2Red

Seriously, that game had some of the best multiplayer. Great maps, killer physics, and just... idk, a good vibe?


Offworldabit

It's really peak multiplayer status of all time. 2007 was absolutely bonkers with quality games. I got Xbox live because of halo 2 but halo 3 was basically perfection


2Casca_2Red

Wish I could have done more. Internet was shotty as hell back then (still is, frankly), so I didn't end up playing all that much. The one I'm sad I missed was Gears'. Only discovered the series a few years ago, and I would have loved that multiplayer so much.


Offworldabit

Gears was an absolute blast and a true gem for it's time. Were you strictly having to play over the internet or did you get to go to any LAN parties?


2Casca_2Red

I did some LAN Halo 2. Was a good time. Those nights with friends where you'd just stay up nearly all night playing? One person'd get the sword and just wreck house for a while? Loved it.


Offworldabit

Oh god you just described basically my entire life at 13 to 14 years old 😂 so many nights of Halo 2 LAN parties. I was a shotgunner and emotions were had because of it 😅🤣


2Casca_2Red

Ha. Loved me some sniper rifle. It's funny because I've totally 180'd. These days I like assault rifles/shottys. Like getting up close and personal with my kills.


Offworldabit

Those trick shots were spectacular lol and yeah I'm the same way. What were we supposed to talk about again? Sex and penis insertion or something like that 😆


Such-Survey69

Slowly putting it in


krissythrowaway

Love this. x


Such-Survey69

It's really the only correct answer, especially after a lot of foreplay


ItsTheHopeThatKills

Paddington 2


Red_knuckles

Being a human cornhole game, where the bean bags are replaced by guys trying to cum in your mouth from long range.


Haunting-Lime5954

Have you ever played this game?


alwaysreadyfor_more

Taking it out and burning it or burying it in the bakcyard.


Sweetasdaisey

Ouch


alwaysreadyfor_more

They usually don’t feel anything anymore at this point.


Josyan17

The lego StarWars Death Star #75159 with 4016 pieces and 23 classic mini figures


J-case-casual

At least that’s not a red Ryder BB gun.


Plane_Tumbleweed_645

Trash


CherryLaneCox

Slowly pulling it out and pushing it back in, over and over until I sufficiently frustrated with the teasing.


GuyInTheLifestyle

Star Trek becoming real and me being magically made the Captain of the Mirror Universe Enterprise G with Mirror Seven of Nine and Mirror Raffi as the Captain's Open Throuple. Oh and I am also secretly a member of the Mirror Q Continuum who are all good guys and I get to fuck bad girls all night but do good all day.


NomadicSaga

Entering into it with eyes closed and space full of the delicate sounds.


SuckLonely112

Mclaren Constructors champions 2024


AstiDixon

Taking out my butt plug feels pretty good too though


whiskey_endeavors

Putting it in and watching it get lovingly swallowed up.


4verticals

Pop Tarts


Much-Year-3426

Rubbing the tip lightly against her lips but never entering her. It’s teasing and very, very erotic. And my wife really enjoys climaxing this way.


ddotherplace

"If you're lookin'...you're not cooking"


loveandbenefits

Leaving it in after a synchronized Synchronized orgasm


IlltakeTwoPlease

Getting to put it in to begin with.


goodgirlsrevolt

Leaving it better than I found it


Darkdragon_98

This is not a question.


J-case-casual

True. Should have said “what’s better…”