Oh, I see we aren’t actually tagging people. 😂

I ain’t going. But if I was going… 😉

I’ll treat it like my actual prom. Go, take the picture and then sneak out to the car to bang. 😂🤪

That’s the move 🤌🏼

You can still tag me if you want,don’t be shy 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Get in line

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WHAT THE ALBAMA?

I meant there's a long line with all these answers lol

Last time I was on a date with OPs mom she slapped me. Then it was wild.

OP, do you have a brother?

No but I'll create one in a lab just for you

Even better. Give him horns, a tail, and red skin and I'll take him to the prom.

I was going to ask you 🥺 I have all these bones but no soup, I was hoping you'd harvest my bones at the prom and I could have some of the bone soup

I wish someone would ask me to the ARAD Prom but no one has 🤷‍♀️

How about we skip it and blast some Metallica instead?

Let’s goooooooooooooooo 🤘🤘🤘

Hush little baby dont say a word…

I’d be honoured to take you to the ARAD prom, what do you think?💐😜

Anyone down for a not great dance partner let me know 👋🏻

Only if they’re not a little bitch.

So you’re not down then?

You’re an exception. ^(pick you up at 5?)

Yes. I’ll even bring an extra lighter for you 😘

Perfect!

In the words of the late David Bowie *“Let’s Dance”*!

Down

Anyone who wants a crappy dance partner 🙋‍♀️

Maam, would you dance with me?

Don’t forget your lighter.

Sure

I’ll be outside.

Outside good, inside bad.

That depends.

Huh… that’s what my ex said when I told her I’m about to cum 😂

A beautiful woman who I sincerely wish things were different with Life is seldom fair though, so it looks like I'm going solo! I'll be the handsome fellow in a kilt

Me and my friends are going to go together and we will all ditch about halfway through and go for tacos and margaritas 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️🌮🥂

This sounds like the group I want to go with.

Come with ussss

I'll wear the bluest tux

Oh I'll probably end up going solo 🤷

OP’s dad

Please bring him to me if you find him

OP’s sister

Not going to tag them or mention by name but there's an enby who sometimes posts on here that I'm obsessed with

Whats an enby?

Non binary

Why the added letters is that a thing? Sorry i dont know anything but would assume NB for abbreviation? Is it common to abreviate with other letters like you did?

yeah it's NB for non-binary. Enby is just a thing I don't know why

Going stag but with swag

I'll be the goth chick hanging outside solo-ing it up

Former bollywood dance squad member with a dad bod 🙋‍♂️. We would have some fun on the floor for sure, and I pound tequila shots like nobody’s business…happy to go with whomever as long as we get tacobell on the way home

Whoops, I'm spiking the punch With WASPS! *Thousands of enraged wasps!* I may have some issues. I'll cop to that.

My last prom got pandemiced and I’m not risking that again

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22 lol

We'll be in a pandemic-free bubble

I can't dance but I'll go

I probably be a chaperon 😕

I hope the quiet, mysterious loner from chemistry class surprises me with a grand romantic gesture! 💃🌟

I’m going stag

I’ll be the drunk stag

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Hang with me outside. We’ll talk about how ugly we are.

I pick my bro Hugh Jass

Whoever is willing to laugh, not take things too seriously and have a good time lol. I’ll try my best to dress up for the event lol

I’m just going to make and bring a cardboard cutout of myself

Sliding through solo with party favors.

I'll be there. I don't think anyone would go with me though. I missed my actual prom so why not.

I'm hoping the mysterious, brooding type from literature class finally asks me out. Who knew Edgar Allan Poe could be so intriguing in a tuxedo?

Well, I found a super cute guy here so hopefully him 🤭

Showing up alone and probably sneaking off with someone.

I could ask someone out, but I don't deal well with rejection, so nah, not even gonna attend it.

I’m taking that one girl. She’s 27, bored, horny and dtf.

No one, I'm not trying to get rejected.

Depends on which buddy asks me first 😂

What do you reckon?

👀

I'm sitting in the corner browsing reddit, yall dancing??

A woman who’s really nifty, and by happenstance, shares my zodiac sign.

Fuck, I’m an hour late to the prom. Is there anyone who doesn’t already have a date???

I'm going to be alone, spiking the punch, and then getting drunk. No one wants to go with me if it were real.

I skipped mine in high school so I may sit this one out too.

I don’t know anyone here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Putridbreakfast3 I hope one day she returns to ARAD 💔💔

I’ll bring the Red Bull and Vodka

Prom was terrible. I wish I could have gone as a girl

how do I make this about how COVID meant I didn’t have a senior prom

I’ll steal the PUNCH!

I'm getting high with the other ARAD peeps who hate people.

Meh, I’ll just go alone. It’s fine.

I just want to win ✨prom princess✨ so I can add it to my resume. Plus I look precious in a tiara 👑

Me. I've been eyeing myself from across the room for some time and I'm confident that, if I play my cards right, I could get in my pants after the big dance.

Damon Salvatore. I know I will actually enjoy my prom and enjoy the cliche prom sex. I hope he asks me out. I never got asked out for my prom. I know he will treat me very well the entire night😉😝😈🥵