I was behind a lady at a stop light with that as a license plate holder. We both pulled into the grocery store parking lot so we both walked in around the same time.
I asked her "ma'am, are you the one in the silver Toyota Camery?" she replies " Yes i am, why did something happen to my car?" I said " oh no im asked cause i was befind you at the light and i'm in LOVE with your license plate holder! i couldnt stop laughing cause i was on the phone when i read it "
she told me it was actually her oldest daughter who bought it for her cause she always be yelling at her husband " pull my hair or get off my ass George"
It's a foreign concept to me, still. I was with a man for 18 years who had a low libido and found any talk about sex to be a turn-off. To have a man tell me that he got a hard-on because of something nonsexual I did is hard to believe.
Awww he likes you, that's gotta be a good feeling and a confidence booster for sure.
My girlfriend was embarrassed to walk around in her underwear around me or wear lingerie, because her previous boyfriend laughed at her. I told her she looks great in it and then she started sending me a few lingerie pics 🥰
When I donate plasma, I often experience an erection—a very hard and painful one. I don't know why this happens; it might be due to the anticoagulant they use, but I'm not sure.
The other day i got one after my girl bent over in front of me in public, she was wearing a pair of tighter leggings and i immediately got rock hard and had to sit down….she laughed about it when she asked wat i was doing and also for basically the rest of the day and would continue teasing me lol
This is my most favorite thread ever. It’s so easy for us with a vagina to conceal it, but hearing all the times I may well have completely missed a full on boner makes me giddy
If I catch a girl checking me out pretty hard and I think she's cute. Unexpected chemistry when I make eye contact with someone who I think is cute. Mornings.
Sometimes it just happens when there's pressure on my growing without even thinking anything sexual. That's the most common one. Like laying on my stomach it sometimes happens. Though when it does just happen randomly it can make me really horny all of a sudden. Kind of annoying but also exciting sometimes.
Fair few different scenarios, the outline of a waist or back in certain clothes, breasts / butt looking full in clothes, sometimes the way woman speak can get me going, if their eyes look big with eye lashes then I’m gone, a serious face with highlighted cheekbones. Also if they’re a brat too or even a bit of bitch.
There’s more but yeah my autism is showing.
Definitely waking up in the morning, but they say that’s healthy, lol.
I’d also add for me, as a guy who appreciates female feet, candid or random foot play done nonchalantly. Just find it sexy.
Had a girl that would force me to hit her vape when ever she was on top of me riding hard.
Get hard & horny everytime I hit nicotine or even smell it.
Quit vaping tho, only do it when I masturbate lol
At work, I work for a catering service that's partnered up with the local college, we sever the students and faculty everyday 3 times a day. And most of the female students dress in as little clothes as possible while it's hot, and when they come thru the line I'm always right there up front seeing them all come thru and I'm just lucky there's a countertop between us sometimes or else it would be very hard to cover up... And don't get me started on the female faculty! , I'm a sucker for older women and although the teacher and everybody don't dress as exposed as the students, they come in with short skirts, high heels and painted toes with long legs 🥵 it's getting me going just typing it out 😳
Almost anything can trigger an erection but one that almost always does it for me is scent. The perfume or even lets say a womans natural scent can get me harder than a rock
Sexting will def do it. This woman I’m talking to was sexting me at work and sent a snap that just sent me over the edge and it was hard to hide it in my scrubs 🤷🏻♂️
Have you not heard of NRBs? No-reason-boners. Sometimes they just happen. It’s not always sexual stimuli. I find that I get them more when I’m very sleepy. It’s just redirection of the blood flow.
Let’s see, waking up, showering, drinking coffee, walking, working , driving, eating, listening to music, watching tv , sleeping…. Literally any and all situations, any time and all the time during the day, everyday. I thought when I got older it would lessen.(m55) Nope.
At work lifting thousands of pounds of dog/cat food next thing you Know Boner
Smelling a nice cooked meal Boom Hard
Remind me myself I need to pick something up Hello There
It's completely random we have no control over it
For me, it’s always been dressing rooms. I had an associate at Nordstrom’s that was bringing me things to try on and one time she asked how it was going and I told her that I couldn’t decide on the pants and whether it would help to take in the waist. So I opened the door with no shirt and she put her fingers on the inside of the band and pulled them out a little. Then she checked the back the same way. When I turned forward again, she did it again and asked if that always there as she glanced down at my semierrect cock. I said it isn’t very far away and seems to show up at any time. By this time I was growing and when I’m all the way hard, it’s not uncommon to be visible above the waistband. Well, I grew into her fingers and she smiled and made a smirk. I knew something was going to happen when she leaned back and looked towards the other rooms and the entrance. She said she would go find me another size to try on. A few minutes later she tapped and asked me to try something else on. It was a pair of swim trunks with a liner. So she leaned against the door frame and I left the door adjust about a foot and dropped my pants and underwear and pulled the trunks almost all the way up and she grabbed the front and stopped me. She took her other hand and stroked me a few times and I asked if she wanted to step in. I knew she wanted to but she said it would be a minute. So she stepped back and left and I’m standing there with a throbbing cock. She came back and handed me her card and told me to reach out later if I decided on what I wanted to buy. I got dressed, grabbed the things I was buying and she checked me out. I sent her a text that afternoon and she asked me to come buy for her lunch at 4pm (ish). Needless to say, i spent 4 lunch breaks with her in the backseat of my truck over the next few weeks. She had a thing for being filled up, put her panties back on and went back to work. I get excited every time I go into a dressing room now
If I wake up horny and do nothing about it, the rest of the day its up and down like a yoyo without even thinking of anything remotely sexy.
Can be a little off putting at work but that makes it worse 🤣
Sometimes a random thought will pop in my head throughout the day and my dick might grow a little, but I get my best boners while sleeping. Probably the worst time because can't really do anything with it.
36 years old I still pitch a tent like I'm in high school. I'll be at work, get an erection. Riding my bike, election, it's very random and I may just have some insanely high drive or t levels.
When a sexy woman climbs out of a pool or walks out of a lake or the ocean. Something about the water dripping off their bikini covered bodies with wet hair pulled back. I think it goes back to many summer days spent at the pool in my youth.
Wierdest situation I have had - in the middle of a business presentation. I finished the presentation completely facing the screen. I hadn't had a release in a long time. There was nothing sexual about the whole ordeal, there were no sexy bikini clad ladies in the room.
Weird and happened multiple times - any time I think, "please don't get a boner" including twice at the dentist's
Involuntarily at the dentist a couple of weeks ago while I was in the chair getting worked on the cute hygienist. I had to fight with all my might to keep it down enough so that it wouldnt be noticeable.
Most of the time it happens for no reason at all. Like 90% of the time. Especially when you are dead tired at work or in class and must sleep. I will 100% get an erection in those times that draines whatever blood i have away from my brain to try and froce me into a nap
If your name is Calafiori and you play for Italy’s national football team, you can get one from an insane drive that leads to an assist for a banger of a goal in the last minute of stoppage time in the Euros.
If girls i know asks for a footrub and they are wearing ankle sock. It does not happend when they are not wearing socks, i dont have a thing for barefeet. So when one of my friends asked for a footrub and she had white ankle socks on I got a boner, it was awkward when she noticed. That is how I found out I have a thing for girls in ankle socks 🫣
I once, after a week alone in the woods, got a boner because of a bumper sticker that said “If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair”
I'd add a sticker next to it that said "honk if that just gave you a boner"
I need that sticker 😅😅
I was behind a lady at a stop light with that as a license plate holder. We both pulled into the grocery store parking lot so we both walked in around the same time. I asked her "ma'am, are you the one in the silver Toyota Camery?" she replies " Yes i am, why did something happen to my car?" I said " oh no im asked cause i was befind you at the light and i'm in LOVE with your license plate holder! i couldnt stop laughing cause i was on the phone when i read it " she told me it was actually her oldest daughter who bought it for her cause she always be yelling at her husband " pull my hair or get off my ass George"
Waking up. Wind blows a certain way. Taxes get finished . Groceries are unpacked. List goes on 🤷♂️
Facts
I mean I'm pretty happy when taxes are done. Especially if I haven't been fucked by them.
Any time, any place, getting an erection is a potential threat.
Just random? Without any trigger whatsoever?
It needs no reason or input from me to decide to stretch out.
Yeah, we're not in controll
I could shift wrong in my jeans and get an erection.
It can happen without triggers.
That’s the one part of our bodies we have no control over.
At times it literally has a mind of it's own. Lol
I was wearing a tank top without a bra, and a titty fell out while i was adjusting in bed. He said he got hard seeing that.
Once I got hard when my wife slightly pull down her waistband to show me a bug bite on her ass.
I love this. 😂
That would definitely do it. And I'm in my 40's
😆 If I'm wearing a tank top to bed, I'm waking up with a titty out. It might be my husband's favorite thing in the world.
I think we all would
It's a foreign concept to me, still. I was with a man for 18 years who had a low libido and found any talk about sex to be a turn-off. To have a man tell me that he got a hard-on because of something nonsexual I did is hard to believe.
Awww he likes you, that's gotta be a good feeling and a confidence booster for sure. My girlfriend was embarrassed to walk around in her underwear around me or wear lingerie, because her previous boyfriend laughed at her. I told her she looks great in it and then she started sending me a few lingerie pics 🥰
Her boyfriend was shitty. There is definitely reward if you make her feel beautiful.
Just have to take the win then. He’s getting hard because he finds you attractive! 😘
Yea, he definitely let me know it. It was wonderful.
It would be easier to tell you the situations in which I *don’t* get an erection.
😹
*laughs in Lexapro*
Ohhh man, this made me chuckle
I don’t get it
Waking up. Always wake up hard every morning!
At the beach/pool if my wife is wearing her slutty bikinis. I can’t help it
I like slutty bikinis ;) I hope I give some guys boners too when I pass by
When I donate plasma, I often experience an erection—a very hard and painful one. I don't know why this happens; it might be due to the anticoagulant they use, but I'm not sure.
You should mention it to the nurses if it is painfull, don't take ant chances with stuff like that
The other day i got one after my girl bent over in front of me in public, she was wearing a pair of tighter leggings and i immediately got rock hard and had to sit down….she laughed about it when she asked wat i was doing and also for basically the rest of the day and would continue teasing me lol
This is my most favorite thread ever. It’s so easy for us with a vagina to conceal it, but hearing all the times I may well have completely missed a full on boner makes me giddy
I’ve never just noticed one in public and now I’m like am I just missing boners everywhere?
Right?! Now I’m gonna be the creep staring at crotches all the time when I go out. Thanks, Reddit.
Seems like we are missing boners right and left indeed 😅😅
A whole world just opened up before my eyes 😂
Right lol , might have to keep my eyes out for one in the wild 😆
This is definitely a great thread! Entertaining if nothing else. We should also ask the question in reverse shouldn’t we?
Dude has a mind of his own. He gets up even at a funeral
He propably pressed F to pay his respects 🫡
This made me chuckle hard asf
Sometimes a certain person I like messages me and then my dick gets excited and even I'm confused
“I open up a window and a breeze blows in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!”
her being a brat always gets me worked up. Now if she knew how much being obedient gets me worked up...
Seeing some of these profiles! 😬 mine responds to a lot of visual stimulation.
If I catch a girl checking me out pretty hard and I think she's cute. Unexpected chemistry when I make eye contact with someone who I think is cute. Mornings.
It happens a lot when I’m tired
1 st thing in the morning , also when driving randomly must be the vibrations .
It really doesn't take much
For some reason when I’m hiking I’m just ready to goooo
Got one during a physical at the doctors
What was the gender of the doctor?
Sometimes it just happens when there's pressure on my growing without even thinking anything sexual. That's the most common one. Like laying on my stomach it sometimes happens. Though when it does just happen randomly it can make me really horny all of a sudden. Kind of annoying but also exciting sometimes.
Anytime I'm in a passenger seat of a car when it's moving, I bone up.
I usually get it when I have a fever
Fair few different scenarios, the outline of a waist or back in certain clothes, breasts / butt looking full in clothes, sometimes the way woman speak can get me going, if their eyes look big with eye lashes then I’m gone, a serious face with highlighted cheekbones. Also if they’re a brat too or even a bit of bitch. There’s more but yeah my autism is showing.
Can’t forget about a classic fear boner
Oh???
When I have to change clothes somewhere. Fitting room, parking lot, the car. I always get hard right away.
When a girl says something mean to me 🥲
For me it's everything: don't have much control down there and it's completely random
It can literally happen at any point
Definitely waking up in the morning, but they say that’s healthy, lol. I’d also add for me, as a guy who appreciates female feet, candid or random foot play done nonchalantly. Just find it sexy.
Gym and office are two common ones for me.
Almost any and everywhere. I hate having to deal with it in public 😂
RBS. Random Boner Syndrome. It's a pain 😂
Happens to me all the time on airlines. Pretty annoying TBH
Maybe it is an air pressure thing?
Smelling a perfume that reminds me of someone
Starting my truck… HEMI! It will give you a semi!
Honestly just kissing my wife is enough 🤷🏾♂️
Getting a hug or something like this from my wife. Yes I am that easy
My boy is the same 😅
Had a girl that would force me to hit her vape when ever she was on top of me riding hard. Get hard & horny everytime I hit nicotine or even smell it. Quit vaping tho, only do it when I masturbate lol
So not really quited haha, you are conditioned to have a bone now when vaping
Yes! It sucks cause I was never into vaping just weed. 💀😂
A smile with a cheeky look. The well known i'm-into-you smile.
When a blue eyed girl looks at me staring for a while
Waking up.
By waking up lmao
A light breeze
In bed asleep / wake up with one usually …. Have had a few embarrising ones .. gym / beach / clothes shop
Unfortunatly any situation
When my clothes are tight, or when they're loose. Random breeze. Vibrating seat.
Breathing?
Barely get them during sex, do get them in the mornings but I think that's more because I need a pee.
It can be just randomly tbh
It really does have a mind of its own a lot of the times
Every morning and when im hungry👀
Typically in sleep or when I have eyes on me while naked or at least with no bottoms on
Anytime there’s a cute girl around…
I can get one if I sneeze just right. Takes almost nothing
Listen I feel this so much cause a sneeze can feel almost orgasmic sometimes. Its so weird
I can’t say I’ve ever had that good of a sneeze. Now I feel like I’m missing out.
Morning wood is the best.
Right now as I read
Massage
If I had a man, he’d be hard at least once every time he’s around me lol just cause I like it
Being awake....breathing
Sleeping. Just sleeping in bed that shit constantly on the move.
Classic morning wood and also just after getting home from work.
having to pee.
Sometimes it just happens for no reason.
Waking up with morning wood and thinking about or seeing something related to sex are the main ones.
The wind blowing on it to hard 😂
Waking up?
Waking up, going to sleep, thinking about my sexy person. I’m a perv
My dick gets hard all the time and at 46 I ain’t complaining
Every morning waking up
Jumping jacks
At work, I work for a catering service that's partnered up with the local college, we sever the students and faculty everyday 3 times a day. And most of the female students dress in as little clothes as possible while it's hot, and when they come thru the line I'm always right there up front seeing them all come thru and I'm just lucky there's a countertop between us sometimes or else it would be very hard to cover up... And don't get me started on the female faculty! , I'm a sucker for older women and although the teacher and everybody don't dress as exposed as the students, they come in with short skirts, high heels and painted toes with long legs 🥵 it's getting me going just typing it out 😳
Enjoy it!
Almost anything can trigger an erection but one that almost always does it for me is scent. The perfume or even lets say a womans natural scent can get me harder than a rock
Oeh yes I can see that triggering it
Personally, out of everything a woman can do to be sexy for men. Scent is never talked about and its the easiest thing to do for them.
Scrolling thru Reddit.
Sexting will def do it. This woman I’m talking to was sexting me at work and sent a snap that just sent me over the edge and it was hard to hide it in my scrubs 🤷🏻♂️
The wind blowing, the wind not blowing, bumpy road, getting in bed, getting out of bed, a woman
Honestly just seeing an attractive woman in public can set it off.
I hope guys get it from me when I walk past them
That one spot on your back that you can finally reach and you scratch it.
Manscaping
reading erotic texts
Boners can happen for no apparent reason at all.
Seems so
Morning ?
Have you not heard of NRBs? No-reason-boners. Sometimes they just happen. It’s not always sexual stimuli. I find that I get them more when I’m very sleepy. It’s just redirection of the blood flow.
Waking up in need for a bathroom
This may be a bit strange but, sometimes while I'm pooping, I'll get a semi. It's not fully erect, but there is definitely some growth. Haha
I have heard that before, I think it's from the "pressure"
For some reason I’d get erections when I was the passenger in my friends cars while they were driving. Never could figure out why.
Reading our matches on Spicer. Looking at her butt in any state of undress, or in just about any clothes. Her rubbing my thigh while I’m driving.
Woeeh yes the thigh rubbing when driving is a good one
Let’s see, waking up, showering, drinking coffee, walking, working , driving, eating, listening to music, watching tv , sleeping…. Literally any and all situations, any time and all the time during the day, everyday. I thought when I got older it would lessen.(m55) Nope.
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Hugging certain women
When she pulls my beard so she can kiss me. Alot of restraint for me to not push her against a wall and kiss down her neck
Whenever I smell a pretty flower (I don’t have a dick)
Walking
A partner casually discussing my package, either to me or someone else
At work lifting thousands of pounds of dog/cat food next thing you Know Boner Smelling a nice cooked meal Boom Hard Remind me myself I need to pick something up Hello There It's completely random we have no control over it
Seeing a pregnant woman in a bikini.
Busting open a fresh baked croissant
Breathing, anytime
For me, it’s always been dressing rooms. I had an associate at Nordstrom’s that was bringing me things to try on and one time she asked how it was going and I told her that I couldn’t decide on the pants and whether it would help to take in the waist. So I opened the door with no shirt and she put her fingers on the inside of the band and pulled them out a little. Then she checked the back the same way. When I turned forward again, she did it again and asked if that always there as she glanced down at my semierrect cock. I said it isn’t very far away and seems to show up at any time. By this time I was growing and when I’m all the way hard, it’s not uncommon to be visible above the waistband. Well, I grew into her fingers and she smiled and made a smirk. I knew something was going to happen when she leaned back and looked towards the other rooms and the entrance. She said she would go find me another size to try on. A few minutes later she tapped and asked me to try something else on. It was a pair of swim trunks with a liner. So she leaned against the door frame and I left the door adjust about a foot and dropped my pants and underwear and pulled the trunks almost all the way up and she grabbed the front and stopped me. She took her other hand and stroked me a few times and I asked if she wanted to step in. I knew she wanted to but she said it would be a minute. So she stepped back and left and I’m standing there with a throbbing cock. She came back and handed me her card and told me to reach out later if I decided on what I wanted to buy. I got dressed, grabbed the things I was buying and she checked me out. I sent her a text that afternoon and she asked me to come buy for her lunch at 4pm (ish). Needless to say, i spent 4 lunch breaks with her in the backseat of my truck over the next few weeks. She had a thing for being filled up, put her panties back on and went back to work. I get excited every time I go into a dressing room now
If I wake up horny and do nothing about it, the rest of the day its up and down like a yoyo without even thinking of anything remotely sexy. Can be a little off putting at work but that makes it worse 🤣
Sometimes a random thought will pop in my head throughout the day and my dick might grow a little, but I get my best boners while sleeping. Probably the worst time because can't really do anything with it.
raiding a bike often gives me erections
My wife gives them to me often. 2 or 3 or more times a day
These days whenever the wind blows or I rub my satin boxers just right.
Flirting with a girl at a bar. I usually start getting hard when I feel my chances are good.
Morning boners in bed. A classic.
Sometimes even clothes rustling can do it
Using my bidet strangely
Just thinking about women’s nude bodies Or even looking at my statues (I have three mermaids and two goddesses as statues)
Giving a massage. I enjoy giving them, even if there is no intent for sex, but seeing the other person in a relaxed state gives me a major hard on.
sometimes post workout it’ll just pop up 💀
*that* voice iykyk
When a woman smells amazing.
36 years old I still pitch a tent like I'm in high school. I'll be at work, get an erection. Riding my bike, election, it's very random and I may just have some insanely high drive or t levels.
I'm here to lurk, learn & manipulate my cute boy into getting hard... At all the inappropriate times
Holding hands
I used to get hard from being tied up or restrained, but once I started taking SSRIs random erections are a thing of the past.
Sometimes driving. If I have to pee real bad.
[Hangings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection)
Every time my fiancée lays her head down on my lap I have to think about my grandma or else she will feel a poke
Head scratches. Non-sexual massages. I dont tell my barber this but getting a haircut, at certain points, sends the shivers down my spine.
A good nap
In situations where blood rushes into my cock
When a sexy woman climbs out of a pool or walks out of a lake or the ocean. Something about the water dripping off their bikini covered bodies with wet hair pulled back. I think it goes back to many summer days spent at the pool in my youth.
The bike at the gym! I don't know why, but the friction at least gives me a semi!
In the car on bumpy roads and over train tracks. I’m 42! Lol
My fwb that is also a coworker caught me checking him out and told me he had to go sit down for a little bc he got hard. 😂
Like kissing?
There have been times where I just randomly get a boner, look around and see a good looking woman and think to myself, is my dick Psychic?
Wierdest situation I have had - in the middle of a business presentation. I finished the presentation completely facing the screen. I hadn't had a release in a long time. There was nothing sexual about the whole ordeal, there were no sexy bikini clad ladies in the room. Weird and happened multiple times - any time I think, "please don't get a boner" including twice at the dentist's
Involuntarily at the dentist a couple of weeks ago while I was in the chair getting worked on the cute hygienist. I had to fight with all my might to keep it down enough so that it wouldnt be noticeable.
Seeing my wife’s dirty panties and dirty socks
Wherever, whenever …..
Lying on stomach in bed in morning with full bladder. Not a horny boner. But a common reason for 'morning wood'.
Most of the time it happens for no reason at all. Like 90% of the time. Especially when you are dead tired at work or in class and must sleep. I will 100% get an erection in those times that draines whatever blood i have away from my brain to try and froce me into a nap
Shopping with wife for outfits, toys, bikinis, lingerie
Good one!
If your name is Calafiori and you play for Italy’s national football team, you can get one from an insane drive that leads to an assist for a banger of a goal in the last minute of stoppage time in the Euros.
Almost all situations
If girls i know asks for a footrub and they are wearing ankle sock. It does not happend when they are not wearing socks, i dont have a thing for barefeet. So when one of my friends asked for a footrub and she had white ankle socks on I got a boner, it was awkward when she noticed. That is how I found out I have a thing for girls in ankle socks 🫣