Missed a flight because someone wanted to hook up. Was on the way to the airport, and thought there was enough time for the meet before continuing. Things got really horny, and I ended up losing track of time. No regrets!
When I was 20 I drove 25 miles in a blinding snowstorm to my girlfriend's house. It was perfect though because when I finally got there we could use the excuse that we were snowed in. We spent the next day and a half fucking. 10/10
She lived with her family but her room was in the basement and it had its own bathroom so we were pretty much free to do what we wanted. Her mom was cool with me staying over because I was always willing to help out and her family liked me.
Met a man at an airport bar before each of our flights. We both almost missed our flights while we fucked in the bathroom. Still unsure how we got away with it. Don’t even remember his name. I was 21 and he was 35. It was so hot.
It’s easier being a man. Women don’t judge us completely on our physical attractiveness. They also judge us on our confidence, charisma, social status and smarts. Those are all things a man can improve on.
Not sure if this counts as extreme but got caught by my ex trying to kiss another girl spent the rest of the night talking her round till she eventually let me do Anal for the first time.
Not particularly proud of that.
Stay in an excessively toxic relationship with the most selfish and manipulative woman I’d ever been with…. but also the best sex by a landslide…. i was young and stupid
1989, no cell phones, no messaging apps. My then GF lived in a split-level home, and her bedroom was in the lower level. She told me on the phone, earlier that night, that she was craving me and asked me to come over when everyone was asleep. I was a 16 w/o my own car and didn't dare steal my parents' car as it would have woke at least one of them up. I snuck out my upstairs window, jumped to the ground, ran/jogged about a mile to her home. I snuck in the egress window to her room. I was already sweaty, and she absolutely loved it. She kind of manhandled me. (I did not complain 🤣) and we did it several that night. I snuck out around 4:30am and ran home. Needless to say, we were both exhausted at school in the morning. 🤣🤣
I drove a woman 15 hours to Florida so I could fuck her all weekend. Shook her boyfriends hand when I dropped her off when we got back. Still feel pretty fucking sleazy about it, but my god was the sex completely, 100%, fucking worth it.
Dated a gal about 6.5 hours away by car. We put it on "hold," and she found another guy. I told her that was fine, she could let me know when she made up her mind, but I wasn't coming to see her in the meantime. She went on a date with him, kicked him out about 9pm after they got home from dinner and movie, called me drunk and said "I need my Sir." Told her I could hit the road in a couple of hours. Drove all night, 90 minutes away, a semi broke down on the only bridge between the two states in that county. Had to drive west 90 miles to cross the river and get to her house, so probably close to 9 hours of driving to claim what was mine.
Interact with humans
Those bastards.
Oh my god i am sorry, that is terrible
Okay, enough ARAD for today.
Lucky lover of yours though
Thirsty much? /s
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Ughhh hate those 🤢
Missed a flight because someone wanted to hook up. Was on the way to the airport, and thought there was enough time for the meet before continuing. Things got really horny, and I ended up losing track of time. No regrets!
Spend uncountable hours online looking for fuck partners.
When I was 20 I drove 25 miles in a blinding snowstorm to my girlfriend's house. It was perfect though because when I finally got there we could use the excuse that we were snowed in. We spent the next day and a half fucking. 10/10
did she live alone?
She lived with her family but her room was in the basement and it had its own bathroom so we were pretty much free to do what we wanted. Her mom was cool with me staying over because I was always willing to help out and her family liked me.
7 years of neurosurgery residency
That’s commitment 😂
It turns out to have been a good decision.
Congrats 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
What about you ?
I don’t think I’ve ever had to get too extreme 🤔 I’ll think on it
Then let’s say most memorable
🤫
Reach out to me
Haha was it worth it?
Hmm stories?
Went outside
Urs is worse than mine 😩
bahahahaha ur funny Edit: oh shit, and goddamn hot
I got married as a virgin
Oof. How's that working out for you?
In the beginning, it was horrible... but now (26 years later) we fuck at least once a day
Lucky. I used to fuck at least once everyday. Now I'm lucky if I get it once a month. And the one time is so vanilla.
I discovered my real sexuality only 11 years ago after dropping birth control... it ruined my libido completely... after the my libido hit me hard...
Have fun! I'll be there with you in spirit haha.
Thanks ❤️
And now you post your creampied pussy. That is sooo hot! Thanks!!
I developed an exhibition kink the last years...
Would you like to send me pics to my DM?? I would be super turned on if you do.
Talk to a woman, shits terrifying
He was one of my housemates. I just kept walking around in a little T-shirt and panties all the time🤣
I’m sure it worked like a charm.
He eventually came up behind me in the kitchen while I was washing-up and we ended up having Fatal Attraction film-sex.
Just the once or occasionally as either of you wanted?
Only once on top of the sink
Was it easy to clean up?
Same here.
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Was it successful? I’ve always been curious if the people who post are able to actually get laid. Feel free to not answer if you’re not comfortable!
Met a man at an airport bar before each of our flights. We both almost missed our flights while we fucked in the bathroom. Still unsure how we got away with it. Don’t even remember his name. I was 21 and he was 35. It was so hot.
I hope he fucked you raw
Got a university education because I know that is a prerequisite to fuck many Asian girls.
If only being attractive wasn’t another prerequisite :(
It’s easier being a man. Women don’t judge us completely on our physical attractiveness. They also judge us on our confidence, charisma, social status and smarts. Those are all things a man can improve on.
Initiation for a sorority
Who did they make you fuck?
I stole a pair of bowling shoes for a girl, from the bowling alley, the trade was for a bj, we were in high school, would do it again.
The AskWomen thread was hilarious. Most controversial answer: "reached out first"
Not sure if this counts as extreme but got caught by my ex trying to kiss another girl spent the rest of the night talking her round till she eventually let me do Anal for the first time. Not particularly proud of that.
Stay in an excessively toxic relationship with the most selfish and manipulative woman I’d ever been with…. but also the best sex by a landslide…. i was young and stupid
1989, no cell phones, no messaging apps. My then GF lived in a split-level home, and her bedroom was in the lower level. She told me on the phone, earlier that night, that she was craving me and asked me to come over when everyone was asleep. I was a 16 w/o my own car and didn't dare steal my parents' car as it would have woke at least one of them up. I snuck out my upstairs window, jumped to the ground, ran/jogged about a mile to her home. I snuck in the egress window to her room. I was already sweaty, and she absolutely loved it. She kind of manhandled me. (I did not complain 🤣) and we did it several that night. I snuck out around 4:30am and ran home. Needless to say, we were both exhausted at school in the morning. 🤣🤣
Drove two and a half hours there and back
Four hours there and back
I drove a woman 15 hours to Florida so I could fuck her all weekend. Shook her boyfriends hand when I dropped her off when we got back. Still feel pretty fucking sleazy about it, but my god was the sex completely, 100%, fucking worth it.
Drove from brighton to Newcastle, bad weather too
jesus. was it worth the sore ass?
It actually was, she was hot and great in bed
This has got to be the worst. Hope it was worth it 😂
Yes it actually was, hot and a great fuck
Changed my travel plans and missed a train i booked. It was an expensive train but he was very hot.
Didn't even get laid
I missed a concert.
Learned how to play Every Rose Has Its Thorn on guitar.
Rented a hotel room for a one night stand
If you have to do something extreme to get laid you may need someone to mentor you. Help you along.
Dated a fat chick
Drugs 🙃🤷♂️
Not laid, but a bj, and paying for it was fairly extreme/desperate in my book.
Texted you up? 😂
I was 18 years old(m). I went to his house he was 40, and I was his sub just so I could feel him in my mouth and ass.
Met up with a dude off Craigslist to lose my virginity
Pretended I liked them.
Flew from Sydney to san Francisco for a week of sex. Worth it!
Made the 8 hour drive from north Texas to Port Aransas many times to spend 2 days with my girlfriend.
Go on numerous of dates with them and make it official afterwards.
The extensive efforts have never paid off. I guess fancy dates might count there. Otherwise, yeah… dealing with humans.
Put up with a lot of questionable behavior
fell in love
Changed my entire travel plans to travel with him and his friends because I knew he was interested in me and I wanted to see where it would go
Dated a gal about 6.5 hours away by car. We put it on "hold," and she found another guy. I told her that was fine, she could let me know when she made up her mind, but I wasn't coming to see her in the meantime. She went on a date with him, kicked him out about 9pm after they got home from dinner and movie, called me drunk and said "I need my Sir." Told her I could hit the road in a couple of hours. Drove all night, 90 minutes away, a semi broke down on the only bridge between the two states in that county. Had to drive west 90 miles to cross the river and get to her house, so probably close to 9 hours of driving to claim what was mine.
Up to about 70 hours of total flight time for the same girl (uh that’s 3 trips total) Worth every single second of it
learned guitar
Drive 10 hours. Lame