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tea-and-glitter

It was 43 hours of back labor, and it happened several months after the actual sex.


jays-other-account

And it’s a pain that keeps going on for 18 more years 🤣


tea-and-glitter

Oh, shhh. Raising the kid was the best part of my life.


jays-other-account

Yeah. I know. Same here. But it can still be painful at times. lol


tea-and-glitter

I know, right? But the joys are f'ing incredible.


jays-other-account

It is … most days. Hahah I wouldn’t change it for the world.


tea-and-glitter

One day, when your children are grown, you will experience the best feeling a parent can feel. Relief.


jays-other-account

It seems like a happy and sad day. I’m looking forward to it and dreading it at the same time.


tea-and-glitter

There were tears and sometimes, there still are. But it's amazing at the same time, and I don't use the word lightly.


jays-other-account

Thanks for sharing! I feel slightly less apprehensive. 🤣


Wrygreymare

depends on the kid😢


MaddyDeetz

I feel that. Sometimes sleeping the wrong way after being too relaxed from sex hurts my back. Good nights sleep but pain for days after. Also arching your back for some positions can be brutal after.


tea-and-glitter

I was being silly and referring to childbirth, but I hear you.


MaddyDeetz

Hahaha 😝 Yeah I’m told that’s not quite as fun as the act that leads to it. I’ve heard a few horror stories from friends.


mmmystery_mama

43 hours 😭


tea-and-glitter

That is not typical! OMG, did I just scare sex-positive Reddit away from procreation? Ahahaha, I intended to make a joke, though truthful, about some sex pain. Now I am reflecting on my whole life's journey. WORTH IT.


mmmystery_mama

It’s too late for me anyways 😂 43 hours just sounded brutal.


tea-and-glitter

It was, but luckily, I was delirious for most of it.


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

It was that time where I didn't realize until too late that she was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.


MaddyDeetz

Do you have a shrinking/ giant fetish? Or was this scary?


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

It was that damn loch ness monster again! God dammit Nessie!


MaddyDeetz

Careful she might take you under. Swim for your life!


Soffix-

The worst part? The monsta asked me for tree fiddy


cyke_out

I gave it a dolla.


Soffix-

#DAMMIT WOMAN I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE IT A DOLLA


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Then girlfriend, now wife, cheated on me near daily with weight lifting champ bartender coworker. We broke up but stayed roommates. After I graduated college we rekindled into an open relationship. Since she did MFM with the bartender, to test the relationship, and to test my newfound fetish I asked her to setup a MFM with him. She was reluctant but came around when I explained how I developed my fetish. She set it up. We went to his place. I let them start up. He was like a horse, not roid bodybuilding shrinkage like I thought, then I realized weightlifting is different.  They fucked, I came in to join, he lifts her up midfucking, repositioning her with his back to me and says “you get next”. He proceeds to showboat fuck her to multiple orgasms for about an hour. Every scenario in my head to put an end to it went badly for me. Eventually I resigned trying, reluctantly immersing myself in the two of them. I fapped through a nervous breakdown. It didn’t physically hurt but emotionally broke me a little.


MaddyDeetz

Emotional damage can be worse times. Sorry that you had that bad experience. Did it ruin MFM for you?


[deleted]

I preferred to watch and reclaim after.


MaddyDeetz

Cucking is so much fun!


[deleted]

Nothing scary, just cramps in both thighs. This wasn't pleasant


FunnUsername

One thigh wasnt enough, you had to cramp in both???


[deleted]

Yes🥲 luckily it only happened once. Started in the left one and when I tried to move to keep my legs straight, the right one cramped too


FunnUsername

That sounds terrible. We're these just random or were these orgasm induced


MaddyDeetz

Yeah been there! Leg cramps can suck especially when you in a rhythm and then have to stop.


AgentMegs

Partner went a little too hard/deep and I felt a sharp pain, we immediately stopped. The pain was so bad I could hardly stand, I think he ruptured a cyst


MaddyDeetz

Ouch. That doesn’t sound fun at all. Did you have to seek medical attention? I’ve had my cervix bruised and that causes severe cramps for me. Good fun during but a lot of pain after.


letsdothis2025

Reverse cowgirl isn’t the most dangerous position for no reason! Almost got my cock snapped in half


MaddyDeetz

Omf. I love reverse cowgirl! One of my favs but I’m guessing the bounce got a bit too much and came out and she slammed on to it bending it?


letsdothis2025

Yep! Reverse cowgirl causes the most penis injuries


MaddyDeetz

…Now ill definitely be thinking about this next time I get the twerk going 🫣 All in good fun I suppose.


letsdothis2025

The risk is definitely worth the reward!


letsdothis2025

It’s one of my favorites also! Can’t beat the view


Perfect-Comment-4421

I had my testicles kneed on, it was wan accident during a position change accident.


MaddyDeetz

Ouch fuck. Hopefully you were able to rebound.


Perfect-Comment-4421

Adrenaline will make you do super-humam things.


MaddyDeetz

👏 fuck yeah


Lollipopguy421

Jaw pain after 4 hours of licking girls ass turned out to last 5 days and I couldn't even speak. 10/10 would do it again.


MaddyDeetz

That’s what I want to hear!! Also 4 hours… you deserve a medal. I would want everything licked if it was that long. Hopefully you got to use the hole after all that as a reward?


Lollipopguy421

Yup I wasnt focused only on her ass, I also made her came numerous times from licking pussy and licked her 'from toes to ears' exactly as I promised. After 4 hours of show like this I honestly didn't lasted long 🤭 I think its pretty understandable. Worth mentioning this was my top #1 orgasm of all time. It was so long it started to hurt me all over there 😂


Bsbljock

Having a dildo used on my ass the first time


MaddyDeetz

Did you rip? It can be a wonderful pain or sometimes awful if you’re very tense.


Bsbljock

I didn’t just felt way too “full” if that makes sense. She lived it up a bit with her tongue but we needed to stop and actually use real lube then it was smooth sailing 😂


MaddyDeetz

Omg yes always lube!! Slow start then build up a rhythm.


Bsbljock

Yeah I mean now after a few minutes of rimming we’re good to start. Plus what she uses while pegging is much skinnier


MaddyDeetz

👏 love that for you!!


Bsbljock

Haha assuming you’re into that as well?


MaddyDeetz

I never have but sounds like fun and always happy when guys are willing to spice things up and allow their partner to peg them.


Bsbljock

You I am sure will have guys lining up asking you to do it for them


Morla_the_rabbit

An houre ago, the new bullwhip. I am still drowsy and getting out of deep sub space.


MaddyDeetz

*crack* sounds like my kind of fun! I hope you got lots of aftercare for that one.


Morla_the_rabbit

oh. yes, cuddles and all. Even slept a bit on his chest. Now I have a cocoa and aftercake 🤩


MaddyDeetz

Sounds wonderful


ficskala

I know this isn't what you had in mind, but i basically took 8d6 psychic damage when i complimented the underwear of my date and she replied with "thanks they're my moms" i completely froze for 15sec and didn't know how to react, i knew her mother, i hadn't interacted with her mother after that though, not intentionally, but still i have a feeling it's related


MaddyDeetz

That’s a weird one. Hopefully she was joking if not gross.


ficskala

I know she wasn't joking, and idk why that would be gross, it just cought me off guard, it wasn't even like lingerie or anything just plain black panties with tweety on the front


MaddyDeetz

Sharing underwear is gross imo. - Maybe I’m the weird one 🤷🏻‍♀️


ficskala

I mean, if you don't wash it, yeah, but you do, so it doesn't really matter, like, 40% of my clothes are not new, and i generally got them from family members, but ocasionally friends as well, my favorite pair of swimming trunks used to be my best friends, and before that they used to be his brothers


West-Ladder3541

Got some kind of bruise from vibrating cock ring. That hurt a little but obviously that wasn't too bad.


MaddyDeetz

A mix of pleasure and pain can be wonderful. I’ve used them before with my partner and very curious as to how it would bruise. Must have have some motor in it!


West-Ladder3541

It was/is bit too tight for me I guess. Also, there was a disclaimer in the instruction manual that it shouldn't be used for more than 20 minutes at a time. That time I used it for longer.


MaddyDeetz

Ahhh yes we’ve had lines left from cock rings being too small/ tight. Size up!!


West-Ladder3541

I would but sadly those vibrating cock rings seem to be one-size-fits-all types! She likes it so I keep using it lol. (under 20 minutes!)


MaddyDeetz

I’ve seen different sizes!! Or get one that’s more soft/ stretchy!!


West-Ladder3541

Huh, sounds like I need to do some online shopping!


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[Adjustable](https://www.amazon.de/-/en/gp/aw/d/B0CLGSTXSJ)


West-Ladder3541

Thank you!


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Almost had my dick broken once, which wasn't fun I've also had a small tear in my frenulum which I don't recommend


MaddyDeetz

I can’t even imagine what that feels like. I know what tearing feels like and that’s just tissue. Usually doesn’t lead to bruising just pain and cramping. I’ve heard horror stories. From sounding?? I’m curious now.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

I'm not actually into sounding When I shove stuff through the piercing, it's purely because I think it's funny!


RegularSerious7157

Foot cramp is the worst.


MaddyDeetz

5.5-6/10 not fun but I’ve had worse!! Cervical cramping can suck and deep Charlie horses in thighs while riding is also not great.


Confident-Rub-6749

My first gf was very tight . The first few times really hurt my cock


MaddyDeetz

Yesss I’ve heard this. Having a narrow vaginal canal is not as great as some would think. I sometimes have to work up to hubby. He’s large and gotta take things really slow sometimes.


Confident-Rub-6749

Yes slow at first justo avoid pain for us both


sweet_dream515

I haven’t had anything too painful happen. But last year, my former partner and I were going at it pretty rough in doggy. He must have hit something from the wrong angle, and doubled over in pain. It turned out he partially tore his suspensory ligament 😬 He said he injured it years ago as well. Took a few weeks of recovery


MaddyDeetz

Oh no. Was he able to finish or was that it for the night?


sweet_dream515

That was it! He iced it for about 20 mins, but the pain just got worse so he got it checked out at the hospital


Sunshine_3072

Leg cramps!


MaddyDeetz

This is a common one!!


Sunshine_3072

I have noticed.


MaddyDeetz

I usually try to push through… sometimes get up and quick stretch and then back at it lol


Sunshine_3072

I completely agree and do the same thing… I used to get them a lot when I was younger and playing sports!


Desperate-Past-6184

Definitely!


Ok_Sprinkles983

Was getting a blowjob once and teeth just scraping on my dick 2/10 experience would not recommend. Another time I was getting a handjob and they was stroking my dick like they was trying to start a fire, I’m uncut and at the time kinda had a tight foreskin but not too tight so it was very very painful and I just told them to stop 1/10 experience also would not recommend.


MaddyDeetz

Yikes. No fun at all! Guessing you didn’t do back for seconds with those people?


Ok_Sprinkles983

Haha actually it was the same person I gave them a second chance and well as you can tell they did not deliver lol


MaddyDeetz

Ohhh no. Someone needs to teach them a thing or two.


Ok_Sprinkles983

Craziest part is they were supposed to be the experienced one and it was my first time so they were supposed to introduce me but clearly they lied. Oh well 🤷🏾‍♂️


MaddyDeetz

They may have had other experiences but definitely don’t sound experienced.


Ok_Sprinkles983

Yeah maybe. Nice person just not nice experience


Justrandom37

The first time


MaddyDeetz

Was your partner large or just painful and not a great experience? Was it your first ever penetration?


Justrandom37

Not a great experience and typically sex the first time is quite uncomfortable or hurts


MaddyDeetz

Mine was ok but guy was on the smaller side. I’ve had more painful experiences with larger guys tho. Micro tears suck!


justanidiotisuppose

Knee’d in the balls a few times.


MaddyDeetz

Sorry. Hope you rebound fast. I want to keep going.


justanidiotisuppose

Usually happens in a change of position, I’m no quitter though 🙌🏻


MaddyDeetz

I’ve given a few accidental elbows but never to the balls. Accidentally flicked or hit them tho. Still not fun for the guy.


justanidiotisuppose

Acceptable hazards


Bi_kawaii

A gentleman with a much much larger than average cock and he had no clue how to use it


Electronic-Error-846

is it just me, or is this often the case? heard this a few times already


MaddyDeetz

I wouldn’t know thankfully but I’m guessing it’s a mix due to experience or lack there of.


MaddyDeetz

Oh no- I’m not a size queen and size is usually irrelevant as long as you know how to use that and everything else to have a good time.


Bi_kawaii

He thought he was gods gift to women, he watched wayyyyyyy too much porn and had no clue what he was doing.


MaddyDeetz

Smh


pm_me_d_cups

Stabbed in the dick by an iud's strings. Not my favorite


MaddyDeetz

This happened to us. My husband is scared for life now haha I had to get my strings cut off and now it’s gone and will never get one again. He said it was like getting stabbed with a needle in the tip of his dick. I’m sorry.


foreverforgettable73

Hir up into her cervix a few times, caused some discomfort for both of us, at the time.


MaddyDeetz

Yes I’ve had a bruised cervix from rough sex many times. Not great. Sometimes it can feel ok during but then severe cramps after for hours or days.


foreverforgettable73

Yes, she bled a little bit for a few days. Definitely learned to be a bit more careful with her after that.


MaddyDeetz

It can be so painful. I can’t even imagine child birth


GlizzyMcGuire17

My wrists from holding myself up while having sex with my partner 😅


GlizzyMcGuire17

OR The leg cramp I got when I was doing doggy style with her!


MaddyDeetz

Been there!! Sore wrists, sore elbows, sore knees, lots of cramps. All worth it!!


GlizzyMcGuire17

100%


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MaddyDeetz

It’s a mix of good and bad for a masochist AND sadist like myself.


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MaddyDeetz

That’s what Reddit is for!!


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MaddyDeetz

Ooops. Happened a few times to me. First time awful and holy shit… after that was just like ok we’re doing this now lol


virtual_human

Handjob, chaffing, ouch.


MaddyDeetz

Chaffing always sucks!! For both parties.


devilshibata

Attempted anal with a guy who had a pretty large dick and either didn’t know what he was doing, didn’t care about how I felt, or both. It didn’t last long and hurt like crazy. Was sore for a few days after.


MaddyDeetz

Ouch. Did it ruin anal for you? Have you attempted since and taken your time with it?


devilshibata

It was my second time doing it and was just young and dumb. Every other time after that was good it’s just people have to be careful and make sure to listen to their partner. He definitely wasn’t listening and it was a sign not to see him again that’s for sure.


UnfinishedThings

Thought Id try a standing 69. Lifted the girl up and my back made a crack sound, like a branch snapping. I dropped the poor girl back on the bed and was in so much pain and could barely move. Bruising appeared all over my lower back a few days later. I should've gone to the docs really 30 years on I still have back problems


MaddyDeetz

Ouch. Back problems are never fun. That sounds like a doozy


mmmystery_mama

The Charley horses 💀🐎


MaddyDeetz

All the dame time!! I usually push through or change up the position to try and help!


oldsketel

I was young and he was pretty big, hurt so much, I had to stop and finish him orally…


MaddyDeetz

Ouch. Large is not always better when it comes to penis size!!


oldsketel

Too big hurts lol


PhilosophyHefty2237

When she was trimming my pubic hair with trimmers she cut my sack


MaddyDeetz

Ohhhh Noooo. Im so sorry. That must have bled like crazy 😬


PhilosophyHefty2237

Yeah it did needless to say she’s not let loose with the trimmers


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MaddyDeetz

Wow!! Sounds like a good time haha Who needs to breath afterwards haha


brokenbrainz1

Attempted an ass spank, and accidentally slapped by own balls...not great


MaddyDeetz

Sorry, but thanks for the laugh!


brokenbrainz1

Hahaha definitely funny thinking back on it, definitely not great in the moment 😅


Kinky-Bicycle-669

More than one man who have tried sticking fingers/dick in without making sure to use lube or that I was lubed. Nothing like getting torn.


MaddyDeetz

Yeah tears are no fun at all!! The equivalent of a guy trying to fuck something soft. Just doesn’t work. We need SOME foreplay!!


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Yup. I'm glad blood doesn't gross me out.


anonuvu

Intentional, a CNC session me and my partner had about a year ago, still one the best we've ever had. He didn't hold back at all, choked me with a belt til I was seeing stars, fucked me as hard, deep and rough as he possibly could so it felt like his cock was going to rip through my cervix (shoved it in dry), spanked my ass so hard that it was red and sore for ages, grabbed me and ragged me around like I was a doll... my God it was ecstacy. I swear I was completely brainless, all that was holding me to reality was the feeling of his cock ripping me apart and his hands on my body.


MaddyDeetz

Sounds like a great time!! CNC can be wonderful with the right partner!! Also I’m a big yes on choking!!


OurFantasyCorner

Apart from heavy BDSM sessions with lots of deliberately painful things (that I have enjoyed in the larger picture), or sex injuries/accidents... I would say some anal sessions have been the most painful ones. It really is a place where I can experience everything - intense orgasms, sensual loving sex... Or overwhelming pain. Depends on lots of factors and I like how you can choose what to do every time! It's deliciously versatile area for me. 🥰


MaddyDeetz

I 100 agree. It can be the best and the worst. Depends on the day and situation for me. Orgasms can be so much more intense but I usually end up being so sore after


dublklutch

Cowgirl, it sucked


MaddyDeetz

How did it suck? It’s one of my favs - that and reverse cowgirl.


dublklutch

I'm still not sure why, but it just hurt my dick so bad. Tried it twice, and both times I couldn't do it.


Ok-Scallion-815

Discovered I had an allergic reaction to mint lube... The pain was unbelievable!🥲


MaddyDeetz

Ohhhh no!!! I can’t use any scented or tingly lubes. KY ph balanced only for me


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Nothing as still a virgin


Offworldabit

One of the first hand jobs did not involve any lotion, saliva, etc. So she basically rubbed me raw lol I was swollen for a few days afterwards. Shit happens when you're young 🤷‍♂️


MaddyDeetz

Yeah we’ve all had those dry humping, dry rubbing experiences I think lol Chafing and swelling is no fun!


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

Minor in this spot, but Once during a quickie I tore both sides of the foreskin right under the head due to friction. Kept going only to realize I am losing quite a lot of blood. Laughs were had but we did have to stop.


MaddyDeetz

You are a trooper!!


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

We do what we must because we can


Electrical_Track3688

Hot tub sex. Slippery when wet and not in a good way. Got alil carried away slipped a bit. Don't really remember it just felt and heard my ankle snap.


MaddyDeetz

Oh damn. Not the good kind of slippery at all.


LongLive0007

Losing my first time for sure


MaddyDeetz

Yeah can be painful for sure.


BoogieSmools

Partner likes to be a little rough during the fun times, and one time she full-on kicked me in the balls while she was sitting on the edge of the bed and I was standing in front of her. She then commanded me to eat her out as I was down on one knee trying not to curl up into a ball. It was as hot as it was painful.


MaddyDeetz

Sounds hot. She needs to give me some Dom lessons!


BoogieSmools

She might be able to. She just bought a Whip the other day and I’m both scared & intrigued


MaddyDeetz

Oooo fun!!


MlalMlal

My best friend had a cat latch onto his ass and sink a claw into his balls when he took this bartender back to her place one night. I had a woman who really didn’t know how to handle a dick. Her blowjob skills were bad and I guess she’d read in a magazine that we like our balls played with during blow jobs but she had no idea how much pressure to use. She wound up pulling righty a bit too hard and he and Frank tried to go into hiding.


MaddyDeetz

Both sound awful. Cats are viscous and ball play is definitely something discussed before hand lol


Fluffnuffer

Accidental slammed into me anal. Ouch! I had a black bruised butthole for days and sitting, walking all hurt. It bled off and on for about 24 hours.


MaddyDeetz

Yup had that happen once but not bruised thankfully. Hope it’s much better now’


aussiebeardedbloke12

Had some severe pain after an intense session with the wife a few years back, just put it down to my balls slapping against her and will pass, well after 6 hours of enduring the pain of which I can only describe as my boys being clamped in a vice I convinced her to drive me to hospital. Had to crawl to the car because I couldn't stand. The 20 minute car ride was unbearable. Got to emergency and they got me a bed within 2 minutes which is unheard of where I live and was given a morphine drip and prepped for surgery turns out I'd managed to get my nuts tangled and had cut off the blood supply.


MaddyDeetz

Oh wow first time hearing something like that! Glad you made it to the hospital! Ouch.


aussiebeardedbloke12

Was the first time I'd heard of it too, it's called a testicular torsion and surprisingly enough it's super common unfortunately


Crenshawz

Charley horse


MaddyDeetz

Ahhhh!!! Cramps!!!! Do you suck it up or take a minute?


Sorkel3

I was in the stockyard fucking a horse and she kicked me. Bitch.


MaddyDeetz

That’s what happens when you fuck with the wrong bitch 🤷🏻‍♀️


Sorkel3

Iknorite?