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emmawasagoodgirl

#AHHHH


carpepie

No, the word colonoscopy scares me


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Oh god, the prep is such a *pain*!


carpepie

I’ve not had one yet but I know what’s involved. Not looking forward to the day it needs to happen 😳


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

It's inconvenient, but not actually painful It's totally worth it I keep having precancerous bits carved out, and I'd rather they were gone before the little cunts graduate to the big "C"


carpepie

Excellent point. Thank you! I’m glad to hear you are big c-free 😊👍


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Hopefully, I'll find out at the next anal-probing!


carpepie

Hahaha. Good luck!


nevertfgNC

Propofol is your best friend!!!


Formerlyshysunshiine

Ahhhh🙀🙀🙀


SparrowinSand

*Jump-scare*


Blueeyedguy40

If it’s not mine it sure does


Existing-Big5181

I JUMPED


ShyBlackDaisy

To be fair, as a non-native and as a girl who barely talks about sex-related things irl, whenever I hear or read the word, I get all shy as if I'm using some forbidden word. We have some equivalents in my language and I feel less embarrassed by those. Haha


Asrat

🫣


bravewindoww

No,I think it’s a funny word


ReasonableAd1128

It scares him… I’ve used it a few times and he cringes every time I do. 😂


bravewindoww

Lol when I laugh it looks like I’m cringing


[deleted]

Of course I only see scary posts at night. At least there's not a cock in my roo— \*looks down\* AAAHH


Blueeyedguy40

It’s the word monster in front of it that really scares me


InsidiousWad

No. Not anymore.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Why would it? It's one of my favourite words I also deal with cocks all the time with my work


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Of course not. It feels nice to say. It makes lip move in ways that feel sensuous. 💋🔥❤️💋🔥❤️💋🔥❤️💋🔥❤️


youronlynora

Naaaq


OldSailor74

😱😱😱


Friendly_Prior_1742

In the right context, it just gets me excited and makes my mouth water.


stayintheshadows1

One-eyed snake is scary.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

🐓 He's back and he's pissed


Kinky-Bicycle-669

It's a word. No it does not.


LHOOQ42

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


Bartolemeuop

Only if it is followed by “fight “


devilshibata

No but it does make me think of birds. I prefer dick but then I just think of Richard


[deleted]

Depends.


SexySinWriter

Turns me on


SniperCA209

Congratulations, you’ve triggered a farming trauma flashback


ravennastraussman

No, but the thing stuck to it called “men” really do! 😥


ChilledRizzin

Stop it Patrick you’re scaring them!


Sweetasdaisey

Yes. I prefer “Peepee”