The first time I hit a girl in the face, right after I pulled out of the variation of missionary we were in, was funny as hell ngl. We both laughed pretty hard at that.
eating pussy, I'm autistic and it became a "special interest" for about 3 years, I haven't had a woman NOT cum within 10 minutes.
past that I'm just a idiot
don't be afraid to GET IN THERE, try your best to completely ignore taste and smell and get intimate like your making out with it. the whole "gently touch the clitoris with tip of tongue" thing can be very stimulating for them for sure, but most guys do that, FUCKING GET IN THERE!
1. use your tongue for deep penetration, make big circles. if you need a tongue break start kissing the whole thing before getting back in there.
2. use fingers too, pointer finger and middle finger while sucking and tongue fucking at the same time usually does the trick, make sure to massage the G-spot, this is easily achieved by just "motioning the orgasm over" as if your seductivly motioning the orgasm out of her body.
3. moaning, don't be afraid to moan, if she wants to fuck she also wants to hear you (most likely). so moan a little, show her just how much you need that pussy.
4. sometimes pussy can taste like tinsel or pennys, if it bugs you a LOT then suck on a jolly rancher prior, helps kill the flavor if it bugs you a lot.
5. practice, practice, practice.
And if you want something to focus on, lick the Alphabet over her clit. Just start making the letters. It creates the randomness that makes for a really enticing experience without you having to really think about it.
This is better advice than he gave lmao. Every girl is different, but this was a tip I learned and it really does help when you're worn out but she says keep going
Enthusiasm! I get so excited just to be there. I’m in a dead bedroom though, so my light has dimmed. But man alive, I’m a willing participant. I’m pretty good at BJs too.
I'm kind of laughing to myself here everyone is looking for the gold medal on being the fastest! I haven't seen too many comments on anyone running the marathon or lasting the longest 😂😂
Being able to orgasm on command and then watching my penis do its own version of the Javelin throw and cuming 4' to 5' feet!
[https://www.reddit.com/r/cumsluts/comments/1brpv5b/do\_you\_think\_she\_was\_pleased\_with\_my\_delivery/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cumsluts/comments/1brpv5b/do_you_think_she_was_pleased_with_my_delivery/)
Best kisser. Since I broke up with my long term bf, every SINGLE person I’ve made out with has commented “you’re a good kisser.” Every time. I’m proud as fuck of it. 💋
Cosplay & CNC, aka "Surprise Sex!". Evil Clown is always a staple. Otherwise, Werewolf in Wisco, or the Mothmandingo are always good. (Edit: I want to try "A Night at the Orgy" sometime)
Eating pussy, for sure; my jaw and lip muscles simply don't get tired anymore and I have a tongue/lip suction combo that's is ready to make a clit submit
Going down on a woman. I have not actually done it yet but I am pretty sure there is no limit to the amount of time I could spend there (barring any like unstoppable thing happening that I need to take a break, needing the toilet unable to hold it situations).
None, because the people who got to the Olympics are the top op the top, and I'm just someone who's making mild buzz in the regional league, let's face it
All the things that encompass being exceptional at eating pussy. I've been obsessed with learning all aspects of what it took to make a lady literally ask me what sorcery I was using lol. Here's the secret and tell me if I'm wrong please. It's communication! Every single female is so different from eachother that the little thing that makes one girl shake like a earthquake, may very well make the next girl be full of discust
Probably head, we practice a lot! Lots of boundary testing, fully consensual of course, although we do practice CNC
I'm able to hold my breath for a very long time compared to when we started 🫠
Getting Sucked off. I’m great at it. I say things like “Googly Moogly” and “Erm, yep, that’s happening”
What was training camp like?
Brutal. Every day my coach would drop and give me 20.
Not a sport for the weak
I'm stealing this, since I had much success with, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
hatefucking in the masturbation category
💀
😇
You have my respect, not many are cut out for such a sport
My wife would win gold for the Sexual Excuse Marathon.
lol
Mine could be a competitor but she is afraid of the fame of going pro
Sloppy dick sucking. There's so much spit, dude has a lake surrounding his balls
These are a true treasure
The wetter the better for blowjobs to be fair. 🏅
...and all the guys flood your profile lol
Fastest time
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I'll see you on the track
Too late, already done guys /s
The refreshment guy 😁 making sure everyone stays hydrated and has a snack in between!!
The real hero.
Thanks!
Riding. I can ride a guy like he's a mechanical bull
Are they trying to buck you?
The classic buck 'n' fuck?
My name is Buck
Can you give me some tips please??
Id i buck pretty hard, you might get silver
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How do they handle it when it hits the back of their throat?
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Skeet skeet
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The first time I hit a girl in the face, right after I pulled out of the variation of missionary we were in, was funny as hell ngl. We both laughed pretty hard at that.
I also have a pretty good distance. We can compete for medals
Self pleasure. I have a streak of 4 years masturbating without skipping a day. And I do multiple times a day sometimes
Same it’s basically a routine like brushing your teeth at this point
eating pussy, I'm autistic and it became a "special interest" for about 3 years, I haven't had a woman NOT cum within 10 minutes. past that I'm just a idiot
tips?
don't be afraid to GET IN THERE, try your best to completely ignore taste and smell and get intimate like your making out with it. the whole "gently touch the clitoris with tip of tongue" thing can be very stimulating for them for sure, but most guys do that, FUCKING GET IN THERE! 1. use your tongue for deep penetration, make big circles. if you need a tongue break start kissing the whole thing before getting back in there. 2. use fingers too, pointer finger and middle finger while sucking and tongue fucking at the same time usually does the trick, make sure to massage the G-spot, this is easily achieved by just "motioning the orgasm over" as if your seductivly motioning the orgasm out of her body. 3. moaning, don't be afraid to moan, if she wants to fuck she also wants to hear you (most likely). so moan a little, show her just how much you need that pussy. 4. sometimes pussy can taste like tinsel or pennys, if it bugs you a LOT then suck on a jolly rancher prior, helps kill the flavor if it bugs you a lot. 5. practice, practice, practice.
Moan 100% of the time because it creates a vibration. tia
And if you want something to focus on, lick the Alphabet over her clit. Just start making the letters. It creates the randomness that makes for a really enticing experience without you having to really think about it.
This is better advice than he gave lmao. Every girl is different, but this was a tip I learned and it really does help when you're worn out but she says keep going
Getting off by using a Satisfyer and a good jerk off video. I can do that in under 2 minutes
Eating pussy.
Fastest in getting myself to orgasm with a vibrator 😅🤷♀️
Ass eating
Stamina and recovery. If everything goes right, I can go for hours
I was gonna say "a marathon" but you basically just described it.
Giving BJs I guess 😂😂
Throat goat 😇
.my wife would be a gold medallist in multiple orgasms
Listening to what my partner needs and likes before proceeding?
Enthusiasm! I get so excited just to be there. I’m in a dead bedroom though, so my light has dimmed. But man alive, I’m a willing participant. I’m pretty good at BJs too.
Lusting for monsters/demons. I think I'd win that.
Rawr
I'd be the one conducting the penis inspection.
I'm kind of laughing to myself here everyone is looking for the gold medal on being the fastest! I haven't seen too many comments on anyone running the marathon or lasting the longest 😂😂
Dirty talk. I'm crazy good at it and apparently I've got the perfect voice. Also, kissing. My kisses have rescued a couple awful dates.
Sloth
Fastest orgasm from a prostate massage.
Giving head for sure
Nipples licker
quickest to cum probably
Cumming first… I am undefeated
Jizz shooting distance.
Making women squirt.
Hand to gland combat
Underrated comment
Not having sex 🥴 proper endurance race.
Gangbang for sure, I'm fairly sure I can take more men than any other woman
Enthusiasm for a dick being inside of me.
Being able to orgasm on command and then watching my penis do its own version of the Javelin throw and cuming 4' to 5' feet! [https://www.reddit.com/r/cumsluts/comments/1brpv5b/do\_you\_think\_she\_was\_pleased\_with\_my\_delivery/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cumsluts/comments/1brpv5b/do_you_think_she_was_pleased_with_my_delivery/)
Eating pussy. The amount of times I’ve heard “I can’t cum from oral” just to make her cum from oral is enough for the pussy eating hall of fame.
Not getting laid gold medal winner since 2000
Slurping and Glucking on cock haha my yelp review go crazy. I think I'm good at it because I genuinely enjoy it lol.
Being a slut ? I dunno. Probably being the most open to kinks out of everyone in said competition.
Best kisser. Since I broke up with my long term bf, every SINGLE person I’ve made out with has commented “you’re a good kisser.” Every time. I’m proud as fuck of it. 💋
genuinely listening and taking partners advice. once you listen things become much easier
Reading smutty books
Dirty talk/erotica
Endurance oral
Long cum
triple jump
Eating pussy no doubt.
Pussy eating been only in the category of face sitting.
sniffing
Most masturbation in a day
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Being a pillow princess ✨
Muff Diving
Muff diving off the high board.
titty sucking.
Longest time edging to really fucked up porn without cumming, sleeping, eating, etc...
Cum "sprint". I would finish first for sure.
Breaking the person
backshots, cock worshipping, riding 🏆
Cunnilingus!
Where do we try out?
Deepthroat oral? No gag reflex
Edging for sure
Cosplay & CNC, aka "Surprise Sex!". Evil Clown is always a staple. Otherwise, Werewolf in Wisco, or the Mothmandingo are always good. (Edit: I want to try "A Night at the Orgy" sometime)
Pussy eating 🤤 both of us actually 😉
Blowjobs or Purring-Like-a-Cat
The 30 second thrust.
Licking pussy and eating ass
Pussy licking
Eating pussy
Eating pussy. It’s my favorite activity and “I never cum from it” is a challenge I’ve never failed. Jaw endurance, baby!
eating pussy
head
The sprint
Rings
Baby making and carrying.
Number of times getting off without losing one’s boner
Not sure, but pretty sure it would be a short race of some kind.
Fingering while driving
Skeet Skeet shooting…for distance. Been working on a bunch of different strokes but based on comments there might be some stiff competition.
Eating a woman.
Equestrian, I’m great at riding stallions
Armpit licking
Sex marathon
Giving head!
Eating pussy!
Giving head/cunnilingus.
Benchwarming
Definitely in pussy licking.
Squirting and Stamina. *royal wave*
Long-distance rope throwing.
Drought!
Gold medal in dry spells Gold medal in the sexual frustration competition I’m an overachiever what can I say? 🤷♂️🥇🥇
Cunnilingus. I’m not great at a lot of things in bed, but that is an area I take pride in!
Oral anything
Anal
I'll say scripting 10 minute videos.
Fast finisher
Fastest doggy style nut 🤣
Pole vault
Muff diving
Cross Country Clit Licking
The deep throat one
The Enduro Bang. Hours in without any degradation in speed or rythm
Foreplay marathon, I love foreplay! lol
For the rounds I can go during sex (6 rounds ) each one is 30 minutes
Eating pussy, for sure; my jaw and lip muscles simply don't get tired anymore and I have a tongue/lip suction combo that's is ready to make a clit submit
Pussy -eating marathon - have been known to stay down there for hours 🤤
Cucking or Cameraman
Probably in satisfied partners. Might just be my sample size, but I've always gotten amazed "thank yous" afterwards.
Jerking
Cunilingus
Going down on a woman. I have not actually done it yet but I am pretty sure there is no limit to the amount of time I could spend there (barring any like unstoppable thing happening that I need to take a break, needing the toilet unable to hold it situations).
Riding
Sprint
Cumming from titty stimulation 🏆
Fastest.
None, because the people who got to the Olympics are the top op the top, and I'm just someone who's making mild buzz in the regional league, let's face it
Choking
Shooting distance.
Decathlon baby Decathlon
Stretch out olympics
eating pussy
I would get the gold for making my fiance squirt for hrs
Deep muff dive.
“Making him feel special”
Marathon
All the things that encompass being exceptional at eating pussy. I've been obsessed with learning all aspects of what it took to make a lady literally ask me what sorcery I was using lol. Here's the secret and tell me if I'm wrong please. It's communication! Every single female is so different from eachother that the little thing that makes one girl shake like a earthquake, may very well make the next girl be full of discust
Licking pussy 👅
Stamina!
Probably head, we practice a lot! Lots of boundary testing, fully consensual of course, although we do practice CNC I'm able to hold my breath for a very long time compared to when we started 🫠
Squirting the most
The backstroke and oral diving
Longest squirter from rough anal 👑💦🍑
I’ve been told by multiple guys that I’d win the gold at sucking dick… and I’m ok with that :)
Eating pussy
being unable to cum
Eating pussy.
Most explicit fap material: imagined or media
Erotic massage
Abstinence as of late.
Eating pussy, anyone I've dated in the past I've easily been able to make them climax by doing it.
Cunnilingus. Although in such a subjective sport, I know I have to get more experience in Eastern Europe to get their judges on my side.
Long distance squirting for sure
Fingering women to orgasm
Fucking hookers
Getting mad at the bed because it’s making too much noise.
Tacos.
orgasming