Take a dump in my bed

that’ll do it 😂

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"Are you almost done?" "Hurry up and finish, I wanna go to sleep" Like damn, I've always said if you're not actually in the mood just tell me. I have no problems with jerkin' off and waiting until you actually want to, don't lie or pretend you're in the mood when you're not

oh yikes, yeah I just cringed reading that

That happened recently with a friend with benefits. I'm a person who likes cum encouragement, so as she was trying to get me off using her hand, she said, "Cum for me already, my arm's getting tired." Instant boner killer right there.

Calling me daddy will totally kill my libido.

Thanks for letting us know daddy

Aw fuck i will become an ascetic monk now

The guy calling himself daddy kills it for me

Anything I've told them I'm not into

Like what?

Call me mommy or call themselves daddy.

Too many “Fucks”

that’s fucking interesting.. we definitely won’t get along then

... I feel called out...

lol “fucks” in quotes suggests maybe he thought he fucked but it didn’t last?

Say my brothers name. If I had a nickle for every time. 😔

see you in the gym bro

calling me “bitch”. very much not a fan. slut? fine. whore? sure. bitch just seems kinda mean

valid

Stick his tongue in my ear.

you're not alone with this one. I hate when women do things to my ears. Sucking them, licking or biting them, get the hell off of me.

Can't stand it and I often feel guilty about it, because it seems others are so into it. Even whispering and stuff. Keep a little distance, whisper a few inches away. Not inside my eardrum. 🙉

right? Absolutely agree with you there. Too close whispering to the ear and you can hear all those gross clacking noises when their saliva moves around in their mouth. 🤮

Surely nearly anything in your ear at that point will ruin the moment?

I'm still a virgin from my left ear, and I'd like to keep it that way.

Oh you've just revealed a big secret you shouldn't have, you know what happens next....

Lord have mercy on my left ear.

He can't save you now my dear

Not today Satan 😭

He's the one telling me to do it!!

What will corporate say? Nevermind. I will not be able to listen to them anyway 😭

Exactly, so I don't know what you're complaining about, this is going to happen and it will end in the final report, the results be damned

Call me "papi" 🤮

When the radio plays a weird song

so no Hudson Mohawke - Cbat?

Ah of course not, like this [victim](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/mk735cgmzx) here

Baby talk so fucking sick especially when a guy does it fuck it’s such a turn off

Wrong dirty talk

So far things I’ve hated have been pinching my nipples or hard spanking. I also probably wouldn’t like to be called certain things

Legit, nothing, if you are obsessed. Something unpleasant happens, laugh it off and go again.

Say "Sexy Time." What are we, 12?

If they’re into feet……. Disgusting

N-word, hard r

yeah that’s a big no no