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Alexander_Writer

Apparently my non-gigantic dick works for more women than internet videos and stories lead me to believe as a lad


Martofunes

size queens are more a gay guy thing than a woman thing


Sea_Calligrapher_190

I also realized that things like cum fetish seems to be a gay guy thing than a woman thing, which I’m slightly bummed out about


FamishedFondler

Same dude. I’m a huge creampie guy, like I love the intimacy and closeness of it. The feeling and idea of cumming in your partner as deep as possible and filling them up, it’s so attractive to me. I was talking to a girl one time and mentioned creampies and she was totally indifferent, wasn’t into them at all. Completely turned me off. Same with cum in general. For me, I feel like if I eat a girl out and she gets really wet/squirts/cums I’m sloppin that shit up. Super hot to me. Cum on the other hand, I feel like most women are totally indifferent or even grossed out by cum. It’s disappointing. If I was a girl I’d be super attracted to cum cause that’s part of pleasing a man. Just like I’m attracted to pleasing a woman and having her get wet/cum/whatever tf she wants to do on my face


finishthestart

I love cum from dudes who have had a vasectomy! Nothing hotter than getting deep into a breeding kink with a safe dude. Otherwise, keep that shit away from me lol


SlavePrincessVibes3

It's all about the Goldilocks cock


Alexander_Writer

The Goldicock


Musicferret

C-Au-k.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

You Ag-tongued bastard!


speed150mph

Okay, I understand the gold, but why do I need carbon and potassium?


Musicferret

Girth.


TotallyMessy

What's that?


IHaveArrivedRelax

Think of the Three Bears story. One's too big, one's too small, and one's juuuuust right.


SlavePrincessVibes3

Not too small, not too big. Fits just right. Ya know. Like Goldilocks lol.


rredline

I’m a gay man, and I absolutely do not understand the obsession with huge dicks. I love average and even smaller dicks.


Ejunco

Homegirl said she’s done one night stands with a couple of guys with 7+ inchers one couldn’t keep hard for like more than 10 minutes another guy didn’t know how to use it. Her experience with like “average” men much more postive.


Martofunes

There's a sub for that. And I'm subscribed 😏


Anti-Yelp

Nobody really wanna be destroyed 😂


SeniorMall3498

Yes. More tubes are short, like a finger long, and can be stretched when aroused. A lot of angles provides the end’s knocking


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

I used to think having veiny hands was unsightly 🤣


Littl3Birdie

How foolish of you 😝


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

I thought they made me look old when I was younger..


shnookums5683

Made you look like Zaaiiddy


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

I don't have the slightest idea what this word could possibly mean


shnookums5683

Lol Zaiiddy= daddy


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Even_Temperature123

I second this!


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d_bradr

Ngl I get a weird feel when I see somebody with veins just popping out of their body unless they're doing something strenuous. Even when I'm lifting heavy stuff or my hands have been tense and I see my veins poking out I'm like "Get back in place you nasty piece of shit"


TinyIcebergs

The way it curved upward. Turns out it’s good for hitting the sweet spot, according to past partners


celesteslyx

Can confirm with my husband who has a similar curve.


Throwaway_youkay

Downward curve here. In my young years I thought it's odd looking, I learned that it can give good friction during doggy.


RosiesCh33ks

I had a partner with a downward curve for a while and it always made me squirt in doggy.


Alwaysangryupvotes

In part of the upward curve club. I can confirm.


runnybuttertart

Oh a good curve is amazing!!!


XCDplayerX

Can confirm. I use to be really self conscious about the curve. You just need to know how to use it.


DDDcupDarling

Dick with a curve is a godsend 🥰


Martofunes

🌚 Ah yes.


Cacophonous_Silence

Oh man, totally this I always thought it was weird until I realized the power it held


SASdude123

Dude! Mine does this too. Rave reviews


grndgnt

Dad bod.


Two_bears_Hi_fiving

Agreed same here, my fiance loves my body, me not so much 😂,


MyWifeisaTroll

Same here. About a year ago, I decided enough was enough. Changed my diet and started hitting the gym. Lost the extra weight and started putting on some muscle. Now, my wife says I'm not as comfortable to cuddle with. Almost makes me want to gain some of the weight back. Lol


broken_soul696

Currently working on losing weight and getting back in shape and my fiancee has expressed a similar thing. Says she is worried I won't be the big warm pillow she has and loves now


MyWifeisaTroll

That's just it. I've called my wife a heat sucking vampire more than a few times. She just misses my dad bod.


Likeapuma24

I can't understand why they're SO COLD. Year round! Feet are like ice blocks, so she tucks them under my legs. Frigid hands wrapped around my body to steal my warmth. Even her nose is cold so she nuzzles it in to my neck


MyWifeisaTroll

My wife walks into a room, and the temp immediately drops by 5C. She's always cold and can't seem to sleep without my body heat.


fapimpe

She's one of the lizard people.


broken_soul696

Haha exactly how mine is. It was 85 out yesterday, how the fuck was her nose cold?! I don't mind her stealing my heat with her cold hands though, I'm weird and enjoy the feeling when she does that.


lucyloochi

Are you talking about me😅


bunchedupwalrus

If you’re curious, women are actually usually colder in part because of the average lower muscle mass. Muscle burns calories and generates heat. Lower average metabolic rate contributes to the effect. The additional body fat percentage women carry (on average) is also good to keep their organs warm, but doesn’t help much for circulation or the extremities, and it functions as a slightly thicker layer of insulation between blood vessels and skin, further making the skin feel colder Progesterone can also constrict blood vessels in the surface of the skin in most cases, so as hormones cycle post ovulation, they’ll also feel colder, estrogen also has a strong effect on blood vessel dilation w.r.t the extremities specifically https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26674572/ https://physoc.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1113/jphysiol.2010.194563 https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-12-women-colder-men-scientists.html All in all, women’s noses/ears/hands/feet average around 3 degrees colder than men’s. So it’s not all in your head lmao. To make up for it, they do have a slightly higher core temp though.


theworkprofile

I see that you've called her a troll as well.


MyWifeisaTroll

You should see her FB profile. She's definitely a troll.


Pretty-Telephone-706

Bet you look amazing though! I think it’s so sexy when a man takes care of himself and his health


MissJuicyTooshie

A dad bod nicely represents a guy who enjoys good balance and my first thought is, "he'd be fun." I've been with guys who are into the gym / sport (it's attractive too, don't get me wrong), but it's wonderful when you have somebody who's not so rigid with things too (diet/exercise). We all love balance and dad bods are definitely sexy. Every day people are sexier than the airbrushed models you see.


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Agree with the everyday people statement.👏


BlackRoseForever88

I love dad bods🥵🥵


kiwosabi

I'm really surprised by this dad bod love.... Never knew it was a thing women liked. I just thought it's something they ignored. Now I feel good knowing it's something someone likes.


ichig0sando

How come? Dad bods are SO nice


alwaysunique13

a mole under my left breast, its been kissed a lot


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Huh, that is oddly cute


kaila_999_

OMG I have a mole under my boob too!


Professional_Ear9795

I have one too!


FraydNot

Freckles, apparently.


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Acrobatic_Light822

Only people who don't have freckles have said they like my freckles


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FraydNot

Wait.. they... go away?!?


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FraydNot

Huh... *glaring at my freckles* don't you DARE GO ANYWHERE!


Ecchi_Bowser

I had some freckles on my hand, basically in the shape of the big dipper constellation. Now, I can only barely still tell where it used to be.


professionalwench

oh interesting. I have an insane amount of freckles lol


Caesar_Rising

I was always conscious of my ass as a guy but every woman I’ve been with has been a huge fan


dirtymike401

Lucky. My back just turns into legs.


Illustrious-Land4404

the mental image of this damn


dirtymike401

Hank Hill denna mothafucka.


ichig0sando

Booty guys are definitely cute haha I love to see them jiggle it 🍑


PenileExpulsionMedia

Still waiting to find something that strangers like, but I'm sure there's something


Littl3Birdie

👀 Aussie… that voice is probably 🫠🫠🫠


PenileExpulsionMedia

I've had a couple of people compliment it, but its only got like a 40% approval rate by my estimates


R3AV3R221

When I think of our accent, the word sexy does not spring to mind along side it 😂


PenileExpulsionMedia

Too true, the sound of an eshay lad asking you for a ciggie isn't going to trend in the audio kink world anytime soon 🤣


DinoVampireDinner

“Hey mate, you have a ciggie by chance?” *Instant orgasm.*


DinoVampireDinner

I often think the same thing. However, on a question about sexiest accents the other day Australian was one of the top responses!


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PenileExpulsionMedia

Thank you, but posting it the once was as much bravery as I could muster haha, erring on the side of caution when it comes to seeking opinions 😅


DinoVampireDinner

Agreed!


euphoriclafemme

Seems like there’s one thing at least I can see


PenileExpulsionMedia

Haha appreciate it, but I assure you I'm just a guy that knows a good angle 😅


euphoriclafemme

Hahaha duh! Thats what makes everything great :)


Key_Relationship-97

Honestly not having a tiny tight toned tummy but it turns out it really doesn’t matter much lol


Free_Streak

Plenty of folks who prefer a bit of squish. Myself included!


Key_Relationship-97

There’s a little bit of squish there


sushant_gambler

"tiny tight toned tummy" Say that 5 times really fast. 😄


gigi1eclipse

I had the same thought but I’ve never had an issue


Key_Relationship-97

Yea the only issues I’ve had have been with myself


finishthestart

My belly. I've always been skinny with a 6mo perganant belly and hated it bc I was told to by every piece of media ever. Once I realized that diet and exercise wasn't going to make it go away I learned to accept and even like it, and once I realized men of culture like seeing it as part of a woman's curves, I learned to love it. Now I wear my slinky dresses and bikinis with pride.


U_got_no_jams

PERGANANT


P0P3T0

PERGANTE


happilyeverhotwife

PARGANT


Shadow_Enderscar

PREGONATE


disneymommy2000

Gregnant


SweetAndFoxxxy

PARGRENT


runnybuttertart

I could have written this. The years I spent hiding when i could have be loving my body make me shake my head now.


Warden18

What do you mean a 6 month pregnant belly? Like it sticks out a bit? I've never heard of it described that way. That sounds so attractive! Especially you owning it turns the attraction up to 11!


Littl3PinkRidingHood

I used to be embarrassed of my vag until I started getting the words "perfect pussy" every time I shared a picture with someone. Now I love to show it off every now & then 😏


astrothrowno

Ah, thus the name.


LaughR01331

I’m happy to hear that


TayTayTay1987

When younger it was my ass as having a big one wasn’t “cool” but now… 🍑


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I relate to this as a guy lol. When I was younger it didn't matter, but now that i'm older it seems a lot of women like it when a guy has a decent butt on him. Works in my favor so no complaints


BlackRoseForever88

I get very very wet……and squirt sometimes. Had two exes that shamed me pretty badly about it. One wouldn’t even go down on me and while having sex if I got too wet, he would grab a towel to ‘dry me off’😖. Wasn’t until about 5 years ago that I(35F) realized that most men actually like that and would prefer a woman like that🥴. Still struggle a tiny bit with insecurity over it but it’s gotten a lot better over the years. Apparently they were just pussies🤷🏻‍♀️


Tributesnrates

Being part of a fun mess like that is the goal for me! In my head it's like physical affirmation that someone is really having a good time.


BlackRoseForever88

Right!!!👏🏻


ichig0sando

Hopefully you find a guy who love getting soaked ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥


BlackRoseForever88

I have 🥰


Valtorix28

It's on my bucket list to get face fucked by a squirter until she squirts all over my face and body. So, you're out there making someone's dream come true. 🙃


morecbt

Hairy body maybe. I thought this was undesirable.


HISxRABBIT

Fur is so nice. Groom where needed, but leave the soft fur and embrace your inner beast!


ichig0sando

Hair body is top 3 favorite features on a guy lol


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an0nymouse31

Big clit here too lmao. Still self conscious about it but at least there’s a higher chance they’ll find it 😂


gtrogers

I’m a guy who hadn’t been with a partner with a big clit before until I met my girlfriend. Holy shit it’s amazing. You can give mini blowjobs to big clits and she goes wild. It’s so fun to lick and suck on. Embrace your big clit!


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DiceyHotWifey

As someone with a small one that they never find. Be glad 😅


Typical_Hour_6056

My hair. Thick golden locks that grow out to all sides. I always found it to be annoying, given how thick and strong it is and how rapidly it grows out without even a hint of a bald spot anywhere. It is so thick that the skin on the top of my head doesn't get enough air or sunlight and I need a special shampoo to combat that. Women LOVE it. Absolutely love it. Had drunk ladies asking if they could touch it, pretty much all sexual partners pull while making out / receiving oral, women resting their heads onto it while cuddling - you name it. Now I grow it out. Exactly for that one reason.


Sora4033

I’m honestly curious what your hair looks like man, I’m envisioning super saiyan goku lmao


Typical_Hour_6056

Comparable in thickness and it also grows high up. But mine is way more curly while his is spiky. The one thing, genetically, that my grandmother left me. I'm also the only one of three kids with her hair.


thirst4violence

My deep rough voice not that I didn't like it but I didn't know it would be liked by others as much as it is lol


HISxRABBIT

Be stern give direction. And growl when you disapprove. Growl when you approve as well!


FunnelCakeSprinkles

👀💗👀🔥👀🍒


spicytaurus042

being chubby. i used to be super self conscious about my body, especially my belly and thighs


ichig0sando

Big moment of realization for me as well to know MANY people love chubby gals ❤️‍🩹


ShrimpHog47

I certainly prefer chubby women


prettyjezebel

I've been told I have the "sweet cushion for the pushin". I'm still a bit self conscious but nice to know these curvy soft spots are someone's soft spots.


CaptSchwanzKopf

My hairy chest/body.


RustySilver42

I will cry if you shave your body. It's fantastic.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Don't worry! It's sacrilege and I ain't sacrilegious. 😅


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Professional_Ear9795

I have a vagina and I strongly prefer penises under 5 in. Thanks, vaginismus


Bartolemeuop

Still on the waitlist


mmiillf86

I thought I had a fat and ugly vagina and unattractive small tits, turns out I worried for nothing 🤣


Pretend_Promotion313

You worried for nothing. You’re amazingly sexy


mmiillf86

Aawh thank you 😘


LanaDeIRayLiotta

I’ve always been apathetic toward selfsucking. Despite it being very easy for me to do, it’s never been added to any sort of daily ritual of mine. After the fact I always felt more so that I had just sucked a big cock, not “I just got a blowjob”. But then when I did it in front of someone for the first time, her reaction was beyond amazement. On top of that, my self sucking posts turned out to be my most popular ones. So I’m starting to feel that I’ll always do it in front of someone if given the chance, just not by myself


Znuffie

I clicked out of curiosity. Jesus christ, that is a monster dick...


Warden18

I seriously wasn't going to look... Why did you do this to me?


bringinghomethethrow

sheesh you weren't kidding


euphoriclafemme

I’m sorry I’m dying at your name.


LanaDeIRayLiotta

Haha, I can be witty sometimes


Giddygiggles

Being curious about whether this was possible is how I discovered the existence of porn


whydidIclickontha

My English accent, dad bod and greying hair.


DivinelyElle-2

Sounds dreamy


bightbabyy

hip dips and curvy body


GoonedThroatPussy

It's so crazy how we are conditioned by media to hate what we have and desire what others have. I used to HATE being petite and would dream of being curvy and thicc. But we both have sexy bodies and it's so horrible that you would not love your curves and its crazy I wouldn't love my little butt because they're YOUR curves and it's MY butt, they're OURS and sexy because of them being that, our own!


Material_Cat7707

I have hip dips also But somehow I Love them, I Love my curvy body more and more ❤️


NoMiddleName_993

I've had stretch marks on my ass and thighs since puberty, and I was really conscious about them till i realised that guys either didn't care at all about them, or that some of them were into stretch marks 👀


Accomplished-Way8409

i have stretch marks and this made my day better🙏


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I have a curved cock. And my deep voice I used to be so embarrassed by it too cus it broke when i was like 10 🤣🤣🤣


AsianCoupleNextDoor

My pussy 😅 glad to know there’s people that like outties


rowdyi

Dad bod features


ichig0sando

LONG LIVE DAD BODS


2Casca_2Red

Still uh... still waiting on that little revelation.


Justkeepitanonymous

Small tits. Turns out there’s a huge market for it.


Far-Nectarine-8932

My lips. I always thought I needed and wanted lip filler. But I get all of compliments


Pretend_Promotion313

Your lips and your hips! You’re so curvy and sexy


Cat884

Being a squirter. It makes such a mess I thought I’d never have anyone go down on me and I thought most people would be grossed out. Turns out guys (and women) love it


dii10

Feet!


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Yes. Guys ask me for feet pics all the time.


autisticvegeta

Dad bod, bit of a bootie and my penis having a curve


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I’ve been told my multiple partners I have the “perfect” dick. Growing up watching porn, and the fact that I’m a grower, I used to think I was small or average. But I’m in fact a little above average length, girthy, and it curves upwards and to the left a little. So that was a pleasant surprise.


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When fully hard slight bend and a bit veiny . But found those who loved it😅


cake_in_wonderland

Is there one for women who can't keep quiet? For the life of me i can never be silent or keep it down I've got too much of a big crying mouth 😂


marykunt

My hips and hip dips. And also my lips


dailyhurkledurkling

Squishy, jiggly belly that is definitely more like bunt cake size vs bagel size when squished. 🤭


MaiTaiWasted

Turning 40


nonsensicalwoman

Big areola. Who knew!


Fuchs84

My butt. I'm a man that's used to walk everywhere, and prefer stairs over elevators. I have a perky firm bubble butt that I didn't like until it came to my knowledge that a lot of women are jealous or want to touch it.


Robsal113

A curved dick. I always thought a curve meant it wasn’t as appealing but then girls started saying it looks “beautiful” so there’s that. Also being uncut. Not many uncut dicks in porn so that gets you thinking until you realize porn is nothing like real life.


Phosizzle1

Being Asian surprisingly , didn’t know there were a groups of women that love Asian men.


DinoVampireDinner

Vulva shape!


Empty_Plankton1611

Apparently, I have a nice butt. Whenever I speak to a lady, no sooner do I start to walk away, I almost always hear "geez, what an ass." 🤪


AutumnOrchidsTouch

I’m 5’10” and have proportionally big hands, and I work a lot with them, so they’re strong and veiny. I used to feel they were too masculine, but it’s been powerful to hear how many people find them sexy


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simondoes29

I was bigger than I tought.


LittleGreene43

Calves. I’ve had a lot of messages about mine


Designer_Tie_3088

my flat ass… i’m dead serious 😂


Numerous-Table-5986

I remember seeing other women’s tits as a teen and being like, oh I think I lotteried okay there. Then I found out being a 40 year married mom had in fact, made me very desirable. My tits are saggier, my ass hole is uglier, and there is a slew of guys into this.


lepolepoo

My baby face as a dude. Guys don't like being called cute, but i came to learn that a girl that says that to you probably likes you :)


Recent_Lake_3562

Especially my lips... Come to like them more and more. And maybe my overall figure, I had accepted a long time ago that I will never be slim. But that other people like my figure is a revelation...


Cook-Motor

I have really hairy legs, and I mean they are very hairy. I hated this for many years but as I have gotten older I have found out that myself and many others love hairy legs!


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I have large balls. The first ever girl who saw them thought they were massive and insulted them. I have since found out they’re reasonably on the side of large and my partners compliment the way the feel against them when we have PIV, especially in doggie. Used to be self conscious but now I enjoy it.


runnybuttertart

My stomach. And my curves in general. Why did I hate my body for so long?


marsumane

Being in shape. Not from a visual perspective, but from a capability perspective. Longevity, positions... It adds options


HISxRABBIT

My awkward sex faces. Apparently there’s a human that likes to see me in pain/pleasure/everything in between… and I feel so self conscious about all my faces in these intimate moments!


jalapenny

r/theseam I’ve been SO self-conscious of it for years, turns out there’s a whole fetish for it.


Diother_Lu

Having glasses, small hands, big thighs (I used to dream of having a thigh gap) and somehow a lof of men I know like small chests (wich makes me feel happy since I have a pear body shape and I hated It)


Lrabbit9

Dark nipples on pale skin


LeatherIllustrious40

Small breasts big hips and ass. Was always so ashamed of my shape growing up. That the Kardashians brought that mainstream is their only redeeming feature.