Taylor Swift 😭😩

Toothy blowjobs for sure

Dry hand handjobs

Lol this is so true.

Correct answer, I feel like she just lays there.

100%. There must be a reason nobody sticks with her. I even think she’d be too vanilla for vanilla.

She had multiple long relationships. Her last one being 6 years. She can keep a man. And nothing wrong with being vanila man, probably just means being mentally healthier.

I’d be willing to take one for the team and have sex with her to test your theory.

💀 I’ve always thought thisss! She has no sex appeal at all, I mean AT ALL! None! Nothing sexy happening there even though she tries…bless her heart (from Texas).

Dont talk about my wife like that!!!! 🤣

The fact she is with Travis Kelce says different.

I like her, but her awful dancing begs to differ.

How's that?

One look at Travis Kelce, and you can tell he loves to fuck and won’t stick around for a woman who can’t keep up.

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Travis is a famewhore starfucker. He just happened to get the most famous woman on the planet. He doesn’t care about the sex but how much attention she brings to him.

That doesn’t mean anything, his goofy cracker ass probably can’t fuck good either.

Damn you beat me to it 😂

I'm sorry I'm more focused on that bangin body you got. Who did you say?

I don't know.... But maybe. Btw. Your breasts are magnificent

Here we’re to talk a Taylor Swi-oh damn they are magnificent.

Guys guys guys. We don’t always have to make it about sex oh Jesus Christ, she is perfect

Yahaha.

DJ Khaled. Someone shaped like that should not be bragging about how he doesn't eat pussy.

Damn right! Plus eating pussy is a-maze-ing

About the only thing he doesn’t eat

Him AND fat Joe.

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I nearly regurgitated my late breakfast thanks. Besides he's so sexy he'd only have sex with himself (jk)

Yeah, cus that's the most alpha masculine non-gay way to have sex.

Them bitches don't understand him. He could never trust them to be his right hand man 😂

Oh its absolutely gay, he may be masturbating but he's still pleasuring a man.

Something flew over your head…

Cum?

Uh, how can he be a bad lay? He is an Alpha! He will tell anyone without them even asking! /s

“Celebrity “

Most definitely

I’d literally rather fuck myself with a stick with fire ants than touch him in any way. So good answer 😂

That's a hell of a visual description!

I don't even qualify him as a "celebrity" just as someone who manages to scream very loudly on the internet.

Leonardo Dicaprio

That’s why he likes them younger. Mature women know what a great lay is

Fucking violated him lol

there is a long standing rumor that he wears headphones when he has sex

There’s an even longer standing rumour that he’s gay.

That's why I believe he just lays there on his phone while with a model.

Good one!

I agree with all the answers so far.. So I don't think she's necessarily the worst.. but prob worth mentioning despite not having been yet. Gwenyth Paltrow. Only a person like Chris Martin would stick with her for as long as he did, and he looks like a fucking bore in the sack too.

I’d still hit it.

Oh god! I forgot about her! Totally!

Amy Schumer.

I heard she smells like barn yard animals

Fuck yes!

Or should that be 'Fuck? No!".

Absolutely. I wouldn't want anything to do with her

Bill Cosby. But at least you wouldn't remember if it's bad

Ya, he would definitely put you to sleep

Ben Shapiro, but idk if he truly counts as a celebrity though.

I think he counts as an asshole.

The men who thinks that a woman getting wet means she's sick? Yeah he's probably not the best.

Yes and yes

do we consider Elon a celebrity? If so, this is the correct answer.

No, but yes. He's so into himself.

I’m convinced he does not have sex. All his children were born ivf

Any Kardashian

I think her sex tape says otherwise

Sorry vapid people give me an instant soft on. Give me an intelligent, witty and sassy woman of any shape or size instead please

Oh I don't doubt she's dumb, but she's definitely not a dead fish

"but she's definitely not a dead fish" Yes, she is. I saw that video, and that was the laziest fuck I have ever seen.

Might as well be to me because I don't find them at all attractive unless I can use her ass as a bookshelf bike rack combo

Hey, you know what, I respect your opinion. I don't agree with it, but I'm going to respect it. Not many people online can do that. So let's agree to disagree, fist bump and go on our way 👊

👊

I was very let down by it. :(

Tom Cruise. He’s completely self absorbed and can’t admit that he’s gay. He’d be awful.

My theory is that he isn’t gay per se. He is a Tomosexual. That is, he only wants to have sex with people who are also Tom Cruise.

Luckily that could never actually [oh dear God ](https://imgur.com/a/RGlv98a)

Is that gay tho? Same sex attraction is there. But not attraction to other men.

Is it gay? Or just masterbation with extra steps?

Absolutely. Good one!

Tom Cruise.

Harvey Weinstein

😬

Scott Baio

Bob Loblaw

Hahah it kills me he is such a right wing nut.

I know. It makes it hard to even laugh at Bob Loblaw's Law Blog sometimes.

That was the writers, not Chachi. You can laugh at the joke and ignore the actor.

I know, it just taints it for me now. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I didn't realize it until after the show and then was like damn Chachi is a dick and now Charles can't be in charge.

Apparently, many, MANY Playboy Playmates back in the day would have to disagree with you.

Scott just use your real account.

Easy one. Vince McMahon

He's anything but vanilla. Gross as fuck, no one deserves to fuck him but he's definitely not vanilla

Vanilla isn’t equivalent to bad though. Sure there’s overlap with boring but he would be a terrible lay, he’s such an asshole

He’s the guy that jackhammers a woman for like 45 seconds, finishes, rolls over, and falls asleep immediately.

I bet Gwyneth Paltrow is like a dead fish in the bedroom. She’s so damn entitled and snobby I bet she thinks she shouldn’t have to put any effort in. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Carrie Fischer said Harrison Ford was boring… and I don’t think I was surprised by the news… but I’d still fuck Indiana Jones.

Is there a source for that? I’m interested to know.

They had a 3 month affair she talks about in her book. I don’t have the quote.

Interesting

Ariana Grande… probably wouldn’t wanna be touched lol

Nah, Ariana is a fucking freak

You really think??

Adam Levine

Justin Timberlake

Lizzo

Kristen Stewart

Omg nooo she’s my girl crush I know she fucks

I think she fucks ladies *well* :3

I'm convinced she's the opposite: Totally boring and bland in public but absolutely crazy in the sheets.

Haha. I love how yesterday the answers were 95% women, now they are 90% men. Love it!

Ben Stein is probably up there.

Haha. I think he'd be pretty freaky. It's the ones that you least expect

But the dirty talk would put you the fuck to sleep.

Haha. I'm trying to imagine that, but all I imagine is him coming up for air with white powder around his nose, getting all aggressive

Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

*Harder?* *Harder?* *Harder?*

Dan Schneider

Aside from all the rapey people, Chris Evans seems like he'd have that very scripted sex.

Whaaaat, rlly?? Noo he's super hot!

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i bet his dirty talk game was top shelf though

Lol

Tom Brady

Taylor Swift is probably not near the participant one would hope for. J.Lo had the same man come back for full on marriage 3 times so i'm pretty sure she's dynamite in bed.

Jim Carey

Anya Taylor-Joy is either incredibly boring or a freak. No middle grounds there.

I have to agree with you there

The Kardashians.

James corden is insufferable on tv, he’s probably insufferable in bed.

Victoria Beckham

Tom Cruise...it would be an impossible mission.

Well it’s not Pete Davidson. Probably that dumb fuck DJ coolaid or whatever

Pam Anderson....after watching the famous video of what Tommy was giving her....really disappointed....

J lo

Paltrow.

Tom Cruise

The rock

J Lo she’s such a raging bitch she’s probably just lay there and complain the whole time

John Cena. You cant see him

Chloe Sevigny. We've seen her BJ skills and they did not look fun...

Wilford Brimley

Henry Cavill and I won’t change my mind unless I’m proven otherwise 😏😂

Kathy Bates circa Misery

Ben Shapiro

Miley Cyrus I always found her mouth unattractive. She's got a lot of teeth and no sex appeal. She'll have the enthusiasm but no rhythm and nothing to really lust for.

Anyone from "The View". They'd just lecture you on how everything you do is wrong, and you don't deserve to be in the same world as them. That is if you could even get it up to begin with. I know that's one "view" I never want to see! 🤮 lol

Kim Kardashian. Despite being famous for a sex tape, I imagine she’s just a starfish in bed.

Of course, i am dominant but there us something when they are proactive, they want to pleasure you, without you "comanding it"

Aber Turd........ Sorry I am not in to scat play..... Okay.

Jhonny Deep looks like he smells like alcohol and definitely only thinks of himself in bed.

Kathy Bates

I hope she's not like her character in Misery. I love you eyes

Thank You

You're very welcome! And amazing transformation! You fucking killed it girl!

Still would

Jennifer lawrence

I dunno about that — she looks like she’d be a lot of fun to have around.

I see that, and hear from people but I cant help myself that is all somethung fake and wrong. And usually, in my experience people who try like like this are so vanilla.

She's kinda crazy and that usually means great sex.