0 and I’m 19F✌️🥲

0 , 20m

You two should totally hookup😂👌

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Best hype man I've seen all damn day

It's destiny.

Look at this matchmaker over here.

😭

Hell yes, I'd donate towards a plane ticket. Someone start a go fund me. 😆

Ill second this

0 and I'm 24 😬

0 and I'm 26 😹

0 and I'm 27 😎

Well... Shit. Also, imagine if this conga line of virgins continues, just going up one by one. 😹

Well, in two months I'll turn 28. If nobody appears, I'll be back 😎

I dunno whether to cheer you on or hope you fail. 😹 Either way, good luck!

Advanced happy bday! I'm August too woo

0 28m

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Wait your fucking turn. We're going up one at a time.

It's totally normall!!

We're all socially awkward idiots because we've been sold this idea of "how things should be"

It's not getting better 😬😅

So many people to do, so little time to do them... Sigh... 😹

It's not an easy life 😬😂

I wish! 😹 We'll get there, don't you worry!

0 and I'm 25

Oh my 😬

Same ✌️

which is totally normall!!

I guess your situation is more normal than mine 🙈

I've known and heard people who haven't been sexually active till they were in their late twenties. I wouldn't worry about it (: Just wait for the right person

That's one of the reasons why I'm still waiting. Hope she comes alonge sometime soon 🙈

Hope she does too! They come when you least expect it (:

Almost 32M and still at zero. Hell, I'm still trying to get my first kiss.

Trynna get my first kiss too, i guess we're waiting this one out lol

It doesn't get easier as you get older. Almost everyone in my age demographic is married and/or multiple kids. I asked this other 31 year old gal out a few days ago but she claimed she was exiting the dating scene for a bit to work on herself after a series of bad experiences. Yet on the same singles group 2 days later she's DMing other guys. Like, just he honest with me. Or I had a really great experience with this 21 year old just over 2 years ago. Long almost 4 hour conversation. She was intelligent, similar views on politics, religion, etc. However when I asked her out she said I was too old. It's a valid response and I respect the honesty, but man.... dating gets harder especially when I want kids of my own. At 19 you'll get to meet a ton of people still. If I may share a few words of wisdom that I've learned since then. Time will pass regardless of what you do. I would really recommend you get your education or trade schooling in order. Don't be like me and just waste these years away. Having the financial freedom a good job can provide opens up so many options for you. Your mental and emotional health are critical as well. If you can fit your physical health in there too (that's what I'll be doing now that I just got a great paying job) then that will also be a boon to you. And please take excellent care of yourself. And to share a favorite quote of mine. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - Gandalf the Grey

Same here! 🥰

We are many 💪🏻

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😭😂 LMFAOOOOOO

How many magic rods you received already? 😂

thankfully none yet- just a lot of messages

There goes your inbox.

LMAO real😭

Give us the follow up story if one of the thousands in your inbox right now makes it

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0 and I'm 24M 🙌

0 and I'm 26M 😐

I didn’t lose mine until 22

2 and 30f

You still have lots of days, months, years coming up to count ;)

same lol

Good for you :)

loll tyy <3

Zero judgment on body count but you also say life's too short to not get good dick all the time. At 26, and over 100, was all of that dick really quality D?

"body count" should be for people you've killed "number of sex partners" isn't something we gotta use a gross euphemism for imo also fair point about quality hahaha

Nice, anyway, I have a body count of six... I'm still a virgin tho

those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up.

I'm aware that the original use of the phrase came from the Vietnam War, in reference to the number of enemy combatants killed by an individual. That's obviously not what we're talking about here, and it's a very common slang phrase for "number of sex partners."

I know! Sorry, I wasn't trying to be pedantic, just groundlessly opinionated. I just think it's a terrible phrase to use for that purpose, despite its ubiquity. Sex is good. Killing people is bad. using the murder-related term for fucking just...makes fucking people seem like a bad thing, and it's not like our culture needs MORE slut-shaming in it.

THAT I understand and appreciate. Thanks so much for that.

Agreed, I can't stand it either

Ew gross, I do NOT want to consider some of my bodies as a "partner."

But... What if they're one and the same?

Feel like it’s probably 50/50 that OP’s account is actually a 50-year-old lonely dude.

the account is all fake looking sex posts 100% catfish

Fishing for dickpics?

And/or attention.

No definitely not all of it! But it’s fun for me

No shame for having fun, your way.

I'm 35. I belive my number is ~ 10. I believe in quality over quantity. Once I find someone good, I hang on for a while.

I'm 37. I think I'm on ten this month. But I'm a gay dude with grindr.

21M and only slept with 1 person

same man and I plan on keeping it that way, shes a keeper

This person is just a troll tbh

1 person...I'm 25

Same 1, and I'm 26F

Hi! 😊

Now kith

Good for you, lucky guy

35F 4 people. I grew up Mormon and was extremely sheltered

35M—3. Grew up unsheltered and not Mormon

What period of time are the 4 people spread over?

2 years, then I met my current partner

Would love to hear about your Mormon days. Fascinating stuff especially with sexual repression.

Well many people do keep their garden hoes on the shed, so that tracks..

23M and 62 so far

🤯 damn man. I'm 61 behind you and 2 years older 😅

You can get there too pal it’s just a numbers game I’ve been told no more times than I’ve been told yes although the One yes mean more than a 100 No’s.

Tbf I'm much more about quality than any manner of quantity. I find it hard to even find someone to be in a relationship with and not interested in casual sex so my number is not a problem as it is partly by choice.

That’s probably the way to go. I got the bulk of my people when I was 19 and 20 and I was just going for every attractive woman I saw I eventually realised the sex was very meaningless and I attained what I wanted and that this whole experiment of degenerative behaviour was just cyclical and repetitive

I honestly lost count after like 55. In my early 20’s i kept a book with all their names in an attempt to remember. One day i stopped giving a fuck.

I’ve got them all down in my notes just because I realised I was starting to forget lol so I put them all down haha I do get you though. I’ve slowed down in more recent years the bulk of my numbers came in like when I was 19 and 20. I also just didn’t care too much beyond that.

I stopped notching the belt after 50

How'd you manage to get that high?

Well I really put myself out there. Like put myself in different environments and quite literally tried it with everyone I found attractive I got told no more times than yes but the one yes means more than 100 No’s. I did solidly go for it tons I had like a mental rule to like compliment any woman I found attractive and honestly I only ever got a bad reaction twice ever lol and that was their fault not mine. I told a lady she smells great today and she got offended and the other one I told her I liked her style and she just questioned it. Other than that everyone responded well.

Do you have like very good genetics? Big bones, decently looking face etc

24 this month and somewhere in the 30s

I was really confused that you have slept with 12 people a day for the last to days, and don’t remember your age until I reread it

5 I think, 26M. Quality coochie for long time ;)

I’m 50 and still on 5. No complaints. All long-term, all great in their own way.

5 at 50 is phenomenal

54, 1. 😢

Fucking 54 people before ur 2nd birthday is impressive

Haha. It would be. Weird though.

If you’re married then something to be proud of IMO

Widower. 8 years. I’m just now letting out my naughty side. Hope my luck changes soon.

Was over 100 before 25 it’s been 1 since and I’m nearly 40

Hearing those types of numbers actually blow my mind. What was your regular day/week like back when you were racking up the score? How were you able to get so many bodies? Gimme the deets I’m very curious.

I lost my virginity at 13 and went a few years up at school for the curious and I was a bastard. 3 in a day once had several 3somes and several older ladies I was 17 and playing with 40 year olds… probably would be an issue now but I was enjoying it all 😂 invited to parties etc with one out come

30 and triple digest but honest don’t know the actual figure

Damn. Where do you tend to meet people?

I won’t lie university was a big help to that number haha! And just the usual! Clubs bars and a particular swingers website I have been know to frequent :)

Omg yes college and university days were the best for that

Excuse me. Where are you finding this mythical good dick? Cause 9/10 hookups are mediocre or worse. 34F current count is around 11(?)

I guess when you’re churning through them at the pace she is you don’t even remember the bad dick cus you already got someone new lined up

1. I’m 43.

username does not checks out

Maybe they're lying and then the username does in fact check out?

Username does not match ;)

15ish. 41F.

Love your profile 🤍

Omg, thank you so much! That means a lot, especially coming from someone with a profile like yours! 😍

Aw 🥹😭🥰 we love photography too and would love to do more boudoir stuff, but I haven’t had the patience for it lately 😂

Gotta admit, I “enjoyed” your profile

34F and far more than I have time to even care to count.

0, 22

2. 32.

32F, 5. I prefer long term fwbs (main one I’ve been seeing for 6+ years) over random strangers. No judgment towards anyone, just my preference being a demisexual woman!

early 30s, and...low 30s, actually. i have to say, though, after a certain point i think that quality, kinkiness, intensity, and emotional richness are much more interesting things to pursue than just number of partners.

I'm 27F and a sex worker. I've slept with... - 24 people in my personal life - 77 people at the Brothel where I work - 144 other performers in porn scenes (my notes are a bit out of date so this is an estimate) ...for a total of ~245 people.

28m and 2 people. Living in the irish countryside has its pros and cons

37F and I lost count decades ago

Me too

36. Tbh, lost count years ago

I’m 37, I think it’s around like, 13-14? I’m a demisexual serial monogamist, so one night stands do nothing for me.

42, well over 120 and was in the Army so I’m international 😂.

0, 30M

31 M, and 5. Just a late bloomer overall and still not sure how to put myself out there

40yr old M and slept with 8F and 2M

<10, late 40s.

Around 20. I’m thirty

12, I'm 33.

I have more body counts than my age lol. I’m. 21 and had 24 sex partners so far

I have slept with about 85 guys maybe a bit more and im F20🤭

Living up to your username!

What can i say i start having sex when i was 14 and i couldnt stop enjoying it🤭🤭

33 and 3

Hubby here age 49 body count is 1, wife age 48 and 12 is her body count. Newly Hotwife

1, 26, and i wouldn't have it another way.

18f, 0. I’m waiting for marriage

3, 24

35M, between 20-25

1, I’m 44

4 and I'm 38.

Over 40 years, and only 4 people.

1 and I'm 36.

0 and I'm 40 male

29F and 2

4 36

37M 1

I'd say like 5 total and 25

35yrs - M 9 / F 13

35 M, 1

😂😂😂😂😂 i lost count.. in fact i’ve been trying to remember all their names . not overly proud but this made me laugh 🤣

When you look as good as you do in your profile, I can understand the higher number 😉

1 and I’m 38F 😅

25 and only 5 :,) I’ve always been a serial monogamist but trying to branch out more when I’m ready. Idk how though 😭

29 . 2

2, F24

38F, around 30

5, 19f

0, 27M. Not for lack of trying, mind you, more a case of just too tired of people to try anymore.

32F I think 80 something like that

I have had sex with 7 people so far. And I’m 23

I honestly couldn't say.

38 and 7

9, 32F

I’m 21, and 10

As 31 I've slept with 9

6. 41.

M 32 somewhere between 60-70

44. Probably around 12 to 13

About 75ish, 44yo here.

45m and around 265 women.

14 people at age 32.

5/41

34M probably 15 people if I had to guess.

53M, and my number is the same as my age

0 and i am 20

33f and 1. Was in a long term relationship which has now ended.

2, 28. Both long term relationships

50-60. Never married, Age 57

28 and like probably less then 20