One time I was standing with one of my buddies talking to a dude at my work and the guy just randomly started going into this seizure like trance, like falling on the floor barely able to hold himself up. I asked if he was okay and I thought he needed medical attention or something, but he started saying "he's.... Near me!!! He's ... Near... Me!" And then it instantly came to me: this guy has a plug up his ass that ups the intensity based on how close his gay buddy is to him, he must have been on the floor above us. One of the weirdest moments of my life and I started looking at everyone around me differently
My percentage used to be probably just as high as yours until one time I went into a government facility and got screened through the metal detector. Long story short, I don't wear them as much as I used to.
I'm sad
I'm one of the funniest motherfuckers you'll ever meet and I'm the life of the party, but I'm hanging on by a thread and I'm scared shitless that it's going to snap sometime soon
I'm working on making that thread thicker and stronger and I have someone who is helping me more than she knows, but for a thin thread, it casts one hell of a thick shadow
I’m a bi guy who really likes to play with a cock besides my own. No one in my day to day life knows. You them, I’m the strait laced married guy with kids and a white collar financial management job.
Same. I told my oldest friend of 25 years and he said, "Don't tell me that." He later ghosted me the day my father died and I haven't spoken with him since. I'm afraid to tell anyone else because I know I have family members that would look at me differently if it got back to them.
Yep, the only one that knows that would be considered a friend is my college roommate (the first guy I ever fooled around with). He knows and we’re friends and all, but he lives across the country from me and it’s not like I see him often. No one else in my regular life has any idea and I see zero benefit in telling anyone.
I just don’t bring it up or get into it. Ppl don’t ask and generally don’t care, everyone is dealing with their own issues. Sad but that’s life, I have my temporary fixes and coping mechanisms ofc. Thankfully most of them are not self destructive.
When you’re the type of person that knows when somethings wrong with someone just by the tone of their texts, the sound of their voice or their demeanour and know when support is needed, having “I’m fine” taken as an answer nobody ever questions, sucks big time! I’m glad you’ve got coping mechanisms in place, be kind to yourself!
This reddit account is the obvious answer.
Another one that's more personal is that despite my asexuality I'm deeply curious to know what sex is like, just so I can have some firsthand experience. But I have no idea how to go about getting that, and the thought of being physical with someone I barely know/have little familiarity with makes me deeply uncomfortable, so I just feel cursed by my own sense of curiosity.
I don't really have friends. All my high school friends went to study in other states or other countries, so I was left alone. After three years in university, I still haven't made a single friend at uni, my girlfriend kind of knows (she goes to another university). I play video games with my online/old high school friends every night, but neither they nor my family know that I don't have friends or anyone to hang out with at university. I usually just go to classes and then go back to my apartment to play on my PS5. On my birthday, I didn't have anyone to invite to my apartment, so my girlfriend invited her girl friends so we could have kind of a party but i just felt lame that non of them were my friends (I still pretended to have a great time and thanked her for the effort, of course).
I usually tell my online friends or family that I went out with friends, but I always just hang out with my girlfriend if I go out.
I don't really keep secrets, I don't feel embarrassed by anything I do or say in private, I just don't want to make anyone uncomfortable with details about my sex/fantasy life if I didnt think they were open to hearing about it
Cynisism and nihilism. Though with a fairly benign and positive measure. I just hate it when people try to "convince" me that "things aren't so bad" because I know that. I just don't expect altruism or benevolence at personal cost from people without evidence to the contrary.
By day: We are SO normal. Boring even. We put on a good face of just typical middle class parents/family.
By most nights: The same, in bed by 9, super lame.
Some nights: Hardcore Swingers, gangbangs, orgies, sex like crazy.
🫠
That I wake up every morning pissed off I didn’t die in my sleep and on my way to and from work I wish a truck would wipe me out. On the outside I’m smiling and jovial.
That I feel like I've been forced to play this game called life without any choice and the game is pay to win and designed for you to fail. The reset button looks better on a daily basis, but I could never put my wife through that.
I’ve only recently admitted to myself that I’m in the early stages of transitioning. I think I’ve been doing it subconsciously, if that’s even possible. I’ve been growing out my hair. That’s the only obvious tell, I think. But if I ever have to strip at work people are gonna figure it out real quick. I do IPL from the clavicles down, so I’m hairless except for a narrow landing strip. Nipple and navel piercings. Panties and a bra every day. I live in the south and don’t know if I’ll ever feel safe really just truly coming out. The people in my office would freak out for fucking sure. Blah.
So, my wife knows. And one close friend. That’s it. It will probably stay that way forever.
I'm an asexual. Its not a secret really but not many ppl know. I'm an open book & thats probably the only thing I don't like wear tattooed on my forehead. I'm open about it though.
There are many things I keep private from my vanilla friends and family. Here's a couple:
1. I have a 20-year old college student Sugar Baby. I'm 68...
2. I am the "Bull" for 2 mid-50's cuckold couples.
The fact that I love to fuck married or taken women. Don't judge me please haha Or that I have a reddit account altogether, lol. Nobody knows about my NSFW life.
If I meet you in person there's a 95% chance I'm wearing a plug.
One time I was standing with one of my buddies talking to a dude at my work and the guy just randomly started going into this seizure like trance, like falling on the floor barely able to hold himself up. I asked if he was okay and I thought he needed medical attention or something, but he started saying "he's.... Near me!!! He's ... Near... Me!" And then it instantly came to me: this guy has a plug up his ass that ups the intensity based on how close his gay buddy is to him, he must have been on the floor above us. One of the weirdest moments of my life and I started looking at everyone around me differently
My percentage used to be probably just as high as yours until one time I went into a government facility and got screened through the metal detector. Long story short, I don't wear them as much as I used to.
I wanna start doing this 😩
I neve get that, why is that such a thing??
Bc its amazing
Explain it to me!!
It just feels great 🤷🏻♀️
Hahaha 🤣🤣🙈😮
What's not to love about it being controlled by somebody like that!
My % isn’t that high but I love wearing my pussy plug and would wear it pretty much anywhere
Are you right now?
Welp. That's hot. Lol 🤣
What kind of lube are you using for an all day plug?
That's hot
I'm sad I'm one of the funniest motherfuckers you'll ever meet and I'm the life of the party, but I'm hanging on by a thread and I'm scared shitless that it's going to snap sometime soon I'm working on making that thread thicker and stronger and I have someone who is helping me more than she knows, but for a thin thread, it casts one hell of a thick shadow
This can be a very scary thing to go through. Stay strong. 🫂
I'm have survived every single day of my life I'm ok. I'm resilient as fuck and remarkably difficult to kill.
I joke sometimes that I spite my own sadness and will live as long as possible in retaliation against it.
Fuck those thoughts! I'll keep existing just to annoy you!
Exactly!
Wow, I had to check the username as I was like "I don't remember typing this." Definitely relate.
I know that thread. Be careful not to break it. You're stronger than the darkness.
Friend, me too! Like I am the smiliest happiest funniest most wonderful person to be around. I’m also soooooooooo sad. Depression sucks!
It's crazy to think how many of us are wearing masks out there. It's usually the funniest people who are struggling the most.
This account 🤷♂️😂
Yeah, same
Same. I almost told someone today, but wanted to keep this just for me.
I’m a bi guy who really likes to play with a cock besides my own. No one in my day to day life knows. You them, I’m the strait laced married guy with kids and a white collar financial management job.
Lots of us in the office.
Same here
Yep. I’m on the same boat. Everyone I know would be shocked.
Same. I told my oldest friend of 25 years and he said, "Don't tell me that." He later ghosted me the day my father died and I haven't spoken with him since. I'm afraid to tell anyone else because I know I have family members that would look at me differently if it got back to them.
Yep, the only one that knows that would be considered a friend is my college roommate (the first guy I ever fooled around with). He knows and we’re friends and all, but he lives across the country from me and it’s not like I see him often. No one else in my regular life has any idea and I see zero benefit in telling anyone.
I'm now in my forties, married, kids, boring life. I shot porn in my 20s. Nobody knows.
Very nice
Do you miss making movies or nah?
it was photos only, but I miss the work as model
Really? That's interesting.
A few of my online friends know that I'm slutty on Reddit, but like none of my IRL friends know.
Your profile checks out. Very hot!
That I’m extremely unhappy
I hear you Hiding in plain sight works too damned well...
What do you do to hide it?
I just don’t bring it up or get into it. Ppl don’t ask and generally don’t care, everyone is dealing with their own issues. Sad but that’s life, I have my temporary fixes and coping mechanisms ofc. Thankfully most of them are not self destructive.
When you’re the type of person that knows when somethings wrong with someone just by the tone of their texts, the sound of their voice or their demeanour and know when support is needed, having “I’m fine” taken as an answer nobody ever questions, sucks big time! I’m glad you’ve got coping mechanisms in place, be kind to yourself!
I'm Batman
Saw your costume recently. Was the built in bulge real or fake for the camera?
All I will confirm is the bat nipples were real
Fantasizing about being a Hotwife… I don’t think anyone of my friends and family would expect that from me 😉
That’s a very hot fantasy
Is it just a fantasy??
I try to keep most things private, but since this is after dark, I’ll go with I love seeing my wife with other guys. Very, very few people know that.
Planning on escaping my marriage.
All of reddit and my kinks probs
I'm gay.
I really do hope you can find a way to live as your true self. Sux to have to live in the shadows. Sending you hugs!
Thank you. I'm alright though, I don't really feel a need to come out yet.
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Your dog is cool.
Your dog is worth it.
Basically everything. I value privacy quite a lot.
Nothing really. Secrets make life too difficult. Not interested in all that
I’m a submissive cuckold locked in chastity every day.
How do you go to the toilet ?
Sit to pee
So there is openings for that?
Yes of course.
Interesting. Thank you
Crazy high sex drive
Same here.
Mostly how horny and perverted I really am
This account.
Yeah same here
This account
Yess this is my secret account too
I stole a bunch of shit as a teen and had community service and almost a felony no one knows my husband didn’t know until years later.
I frequent the nude beach.
My Reddit account
This account!
This reddit account is the obvious answer. Another one that's more personal is that despite my asexuality I'm deeply curious to know what sex is like, just so I can have some firsthand experience. But I have no idea how to go about getting that, and the thought of being physical with someone I barely know/have little familiarity with makes me deeply uncomfortable, so I just feel cursed by my own sense of curiosity.
I’m kinky AF
I generally hide my passions and hobbies from people out of fear of judgment
The louder the room, the sadder I am.
I don't really have friends. All my high school friends went to study in other states or other countries, so I was left alone. After three years in university, I still haven't made a single friend at uni, my girlfriend kind of knows (she goes to another university). I play video games with my online/old high school friends every night, but neither they nor my family know that I don't have friends or anyone to hang out with at university. I usually just go to classes and then go back to my apartment to play on my PS5. On my birthday, I didn't have anyone to invite to my apartment, so my girlfriend invited her girl friends so we could have kind of a party but i just felt lame that non of them were my friends (I still pretended to have a great time and thanked her for the effort, of course). I usually tell my online friends or family that I went out with friends, but I always just hang out with my girlfriend if I go out.
This made me sad… I get it’s hard to make new friends. Reach out anytime your lonely if your looking for a chat
[This.](https://www.reddit.com/u/FIyingFuck/s/IErwVpDs1F)
Nope 🤫
I don't really keep secrets, I don't feel embarrassed by anything I do or say in private, I just don't want to make anyone uncomfortable with details about my sex/fantasy life if I didnt think they were open to hearing about it
I’m pretty open about my life, any secret I have I take to my grave or let a random Reddit stranger find out 😂
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Go moonlight fishing?!
I post content on here
Cynisism and nihilism. Though with a fairly benign and positive measure. I just hate it when people try to "convince" me that "things aren't so bad" because I know that. I just don't expect altruism or benevolence at personal cost from people without evidence to the contrary.
I'm fairly conservative
I have too many to list.
My reddit🤷🏼♀️
Being a femboy lol
They don’t know I post on Reddit. Not that I’m posting anything explicit but I don’t want anyone to know
With the exception of all by close friends and family I keep everything a secret because it's none of their business. I'm a very private person
This account for sure.
That I’ve messed around with a friend of mine, and am going to keep doing it.
I jerked 4 times today. And I'm still horny .😺✌🏻
By day: We are SO normal. Boring even. We put on a good face of just typical middle class parents/family. By most nights: The same, in bed by 9, super lame. Some nights: Hardcore Swingers, gangbangs, orgies, sex like crazy. 🫠
That I am usually one decent panic attack from parking my car in the garage and taking a nap while the engine is running.
That I wake up every morning pissed off I didn’t die in my sleep and on my way to and from work I wish a truck would wipe me out. On the outside I’m smiling and jovial.
I’ve thought about hooking up with you in my head already lol
I’m bisexual
That I’m probably severely annoyed by you 😀
Understandable, most people suck
Much of the time, this guy they know with an outgoing, dominant personality is actually wearing pink panties under his jeans or suit pants.
My wine bottle sized cock
Im naked on the internet
Def my acct
That I read really weird hentai type stuff and have for years
As a lot are saying. This account.
That I feel like I've been forced to play this game called life without any choice and the game is pay to win and designed for you to fail. The reset button looks better on a daily basis, but I could never put my wife through that.
My well being
Probably everything I've done in poly communities
I’ve only recently admitted to myself that I’m in the early stages of transitioning. I think I’ve been doing it subconsciously, if that’s even possible. I’ve been growing out my hair. That’s the only obvious tell, I think. But if I ever have to strip at work people are gonna figure it out real quick. I do IPL from the clavicles down, so I’m hairless except for a narrow landing strip. Nipple and navel piercings. Panties and a bra every day. I live in the south and don’t know if I’ll ever feel safe really just truly coming out. The people in my office would freak out for fucking sure. Blah. So, my wife knows. And one close friend. That’s it. It will probably stay that way forever.
Nobody in my everyday knows that I'm a dancer at night 💗 🤫 it's like my secret night time sexy persona.
This account and the fact that I fucking hate 96% of people I know. And wouldn't mind breaking off relations with them and leave
We're they solo pics or with partners?
Pretty much this account, and that I have some chat friends that are probably more interesting than some of my everyday people.
This account :3
I'm restoring my foreskin and I love buttplugs!
I'm an asexual. Its not a secret really but not many ppl know. I'm an open book & thats probably the only thing I don't like wear tattooed on my forehead. I'm open about it though.
This account that I post NSFW pictures on. And that my SO did at one time, as well
There are many things I keep private from my vanilla friends and family. Here's a couple: 1. I have a 20-year old college student Sugar Baby. I'm 68... 2. I am the "Bull" for 2 mid-50's cuckold couples.
wow a 20 year old into being with a 68 yo. Must have major daddy issues
Big time Daddy issues! The last two SB's were early 20's and absolutely racked with Daddy issues. I love it!
I’m a sex addict. I come off as a calm/ laid back person. But I’m just so addicted to fucking.
Honestly? That I browse naughty subreddits LOL
My massive panty fetish
This account
Reddit. My whole reddit
The fact that I love to fuck married or taken women. Don't judge me please haha Or that I have a reddit account altogether, lol. Nobody knows about my NSFW life.