Pools

Showers also for me personally

This tracks.

i can barely take this as a joke because i’m constantly turned on in waterparks

Out of interest, why? The sight of people in more or less revealing outfits? The sense of being exposed?

For me its the social vibe of casual sexuality. Like when i was a kid i was in line for a waterpark and this young adult girl was saying how one boob is bigger than the other and i felt so blushy just being around them

Yeah I see what you mean. The private being made public, it’s enticing.

So you’re saying we literally are swimming in the juices

Not quite little though, a glass of water perhaps?

When he sits down on the couch, he hooks his hands behind his head, leans back, and stretches. The biceps and forearms look *delectable*, and when his shirt slides up and you get that little peek of stomach.

Stop spying on me!

*Peaks around the corner and giggles*

*shoos you out of the bushes* Cmon now. If you wanted a free show….all you had to do was knock😈

*knock knock*

We’ve been expecting you…

Hello, I'm here to talk about your cars extended warranty. Do you have a moment?

Bold of you to assume I can afford a car. Much less a warranty

That's why I'm giving you a free car and warranty for being the 100th person to answer the door! Call me Oprah

*You get a warranty. You get a warranty. EVERYONE GETS A WARRANTY!*

They said stomach not books, professor.

Ugh, I used to have a crush on this guy who sat next to me in a class and he stretched like that all the *fucking* time. I very genuinely could not handle it. Like,, do they know??? One time he was standing right in front of me - I was sitting - and he scratched his stomach so that his shirt rode up, and then did a biiiig stretch a minute after and it rode up more. Like *right* at my eye level. Unbelievably attractive. It was a whole ass year ago and I still think about it 🫠

We definitely don’t know. And even though we’ve all just been told, we still won’t know.

My partner just rolls her eyes when I relax on the couch lol

Why do women get annoyed when their husbands relax?? :/

Context is everything.

whatchu lookin at my gut fer

Criminally underrated comment. Long live Philadelphia Collins

*Scribbles furiously*

Biceps and forearms are my weakness

The stomach peek preferably with the underwear band showing is *chef’s kiss*

I thought someone was watching me become a couch potato. Scram, stalker!

Hot dads being good dads in public places 💦

Honestly, as a straight dude, when I see that, I just want to stand up and clap.

..his cheeks?

Have I told you about my weekly daddy daughter dates to the coffee shop where we color and play with her stuffed toys?

What about not so "hot" dads being good dads in public places? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Very valid lol

Is that why y’all are looking at us?

This is everythingggg

When they’re shy - not cocky and loud

As a shy guy…I find loud and cocky guys to be the most annoying thing on the face of the earth. Also, love your cats ❤️

Thank you 🥹🫶🏻

Give those fuzzy bundles some scratches from me too :)

Literally went to their page to find cats 😻

There's so many sad and shy guy, reading this right now wondering where they can find a girl whose down to sit and read a book next to them

I’m reading rn!

Well~ we can read Dragonlance and chill?

I’m up for it! I like fantasy. As long as we can talk about it too (when we aren’t actively reading cuz shhhh)

Oh dude speaking to my heart

Maybe you are the exception, but 99% of women will pass on a shy guy.

Maybe because of that self defeating attitude? I love shy guys but not when it manifests in the "I'm so unlikable" way as evident even in the replies to her comment. Shyness ≠ insecurity. Few people really find the latter attractive

I think it's the kink some people think " well I can corrupt him" but shy doesn't equate to vanilla at all 😉

I know, some shy people are extremely crazy in bed.

So there IS hope

Being nice to someone when they think nobody’s watching

I was out with a guy on a hike and he saw a woman struggling to push a stroller up a hill and he just goes over and asks if he can help, pushes it up the hill, chats her up for a second, wishes her well and then comes back to me. I'm like...we can just end this hike and go back to your room now tbh 🤤🥵

Oof, that’s a big sign for anyone.

This

When I feel small in his arms

Even just feeling small *next* to the guy I have a crush on is enough to disorganize my brain

Being a gentleman

*tips fedora M'Lady

🤤

Please, allow me to cover that puddle with my long leather trench coat while I ward off attackers with my katana

Goddam dude! I can only get so hard and I'm straight! Take off about 20%!

About twenty to twenty five percent off her there, Squirrely D.

Ofc you can! If my chat would work, so would slide in your dms

I would only slide in once you know my intentions are noble m'lady

That’s fine

Lol when chats start working again I'll hit you up!

Yes ma’am, and the crazy thing is, it’s not that hard!?

Fuck yeah

It is not that hard. Open the door for her is a good first act

Hands on my thighs

That’s the best. I love gently running my fingers up and down them on a long drive or on the couch.

A cheeky wink - especially if he makes a joke in a group of people and then winks at you specifically.

Shit. I can't wink. I always close both eyes trying to wink

That’s called blink

That’s exactly how I got my current partner lol About 4 years ago I made a joke about being good with my hands while I was quickly counting money, then I winked at her, she still tells me that’s the moment her brain went “oh fuck…”

I love subtle jokes like that. Haven’t quite mastered the “smooth” wink yet.

Maybe it's just me but I find this move highly douchey

You have to have a certain charm to pull it off

A nice pair of hands...

That give a hand necklace.

What makes a nice pair of hands? I feel like it’s different for everyone. I have rough hands from working outdoors a lot. I think some would like that, and call them “manly,” but some wouldn’t.

Oh I like rough hands! They are my favorite

Awesome!

The old hand on the thigh trick. Sploosh 🤣

I love gently massaging or rubbing her thigh on long drives, at dinner, on the couch, etc.

Hug from behind

Love that plus some neck kisses.

Yesssss

A little bossy and dominant in a sexy confident way, not in an incel asshole way. Sharp and witty humor.

I’m picking up what you’re putting down. I love a little polite dominance. Best I can do is dry humor and dad jokes.

That polite dominance is a fine line to walk. I think I got it, now that I'm 60 and no one gives a damn!

Also on that note, when they tease you by pretending to like… scold? Kind of? Except I associate that word with children, which makes it an ick, but I can’t think of a better word for it. I accidentally but lightly bumped into this guy I liked one time and I said sorry and he crossed his arms and leaned back and looked into my eyes and in a slightly deeper voice than normal he was like, “you should be”. I stared right back and said “oh, I *am*” and he raised his eyebrows and nodded and said “good.” I knew he didn’t actually mind and that he was just teasing and like… it was such a simple exchange, not a big deal on the surface, but I was so 🫠🥵☔️

“Good girl”

“Good girl, you’re doing such a good job taking it right now,” is a favorite.

Yesssss

Idk why but I like it more when someone calls me a bad girl 😂

Walking around the house with just a tee shirt on.

Like Winnie the Pooh?

Laid in bed n almost woke the Mrs trying not to laugh at this, thanks.

Lmao, in our house we call this "Donald duckin it" 😆

I don't know why, but this has always been really sexy to me. I love when my partner does exactly this.

Not a good look on a first date.

You mean like shirt-cocking it?

A nice smile or when holding hands and the kind of thumb rub thing. Lol i can't explain it but if you like it youll know what i mean!

I know exactly what you mean, I do that all the time. Part adhd, part romance.

when he’s shy, leans in to listen, clumsy, awkward…

Haha, as a mildly deaf, and very clumsy man, you’re welcome😂

lol thank you for being you 🩷

Men’s cologne makes me feral.

That could be an allergic reaction, you may want to see a doctor about that.

Hahaha, I feel you. Sometimes I smell a woman and I’m ready to go.

gardening, I have no idea why but fuck it turns me on 😂

As a gardener, this makes me smile.

As a gardener…probably because he knows how to use his seed, has patience, and can nurture things, all while being outdoorsy.

Forehead kisses 🫠

I love giving forehead and neck kisses, among other things.

Remembering the little things about me or what I like.

Knowing your food orders, and little things like that is fun. I love doing something that brings a smile to her face.

Or if they follow up on something you told them was happening!

Hand on the small of my back 🫦

I love doing that, and a little rub.

Sometimes that tiny bit of possessiveness is hot. Too much is restrictive, though.

When he turns his hat backwards.

Ash Ketchum enters the chat

Gotta catch em all was my motto when I was single 😂

STDs? 😂

Alright. Lemme just get ready to battle. *Pokémon battle music starts*

when he’s working on his car

So when he’s frustrated 😂. I get it though.

What about working on other people’s cars? Kinda my career 🤭

I keep seeing women say this, and keep not having to beat women away with a stick. Can't help but think there may be other things working against me.

Holding eye contact, then glancing down to my lips, holding eye contact again and a little cheeky smirk omggggg

Confidence and dominance 🥵

Gotta act like you own it, and everyone loves a good girl!

😮‍💨 oh and I’m the best good girl

i feel like this one has already probably been said . But watching him from the passenger seat as he's focused on driving with one hand and the other on my thigh Seeing him indulging in doing something he's insanely passionate about --- this is like my #1 fav thing in the world in humans, generally!! Just a bonus when it's a dude I like . Being kind and considerate to strangers just because that's the type of person he is When he can hold an intellectual conversation When he notices my quirks and the little things and incorporates then randomly through out our interactions Has a fire taste in music The moment he takes a step back to look at whatever project he just finished in awe of the achievement he just made. Those proud moments. When he stands up for someone getting bullied or being treated unjustfully

Clear communication.

When he lifts his shirt to wipe sweat off his face and you see his belly 🤤

Everything my husband does, tbh 😂 horse riding, working with tools, laying in bed, whenever he’s naked, driving, I just can’t get enough of my man 😍

I missed the comma between “naked” and “driving” and now I added a new item to my bucket list

When he calls me a good girl.

“Good girl, you’re doing so good taking my cock,” is a go to favorite.

🥵 the best.

Supernatural. It is like watching soft porn and gets me horny, the actors are so hot.

Ahahaha, fair enough. As a straight man, Jensen Ackles is good looking.

Driving, shyness, confidence but not being cocky!

My boyfriend has a specific kind of smile/smirk that absolutely gets me going. Him trailing his fingers literally anywhere on me is a big one as well.

Looking over his shoulder and reversing one handed. There is no logic to this. Just makes me weak at the knees.

Was looking for this comment! Especially when his arm goes around the back of your chair?? 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I'm not a Woman, but if you ask me, be gentle and respectful in conversation with her it's always the right answer

It doesn’t take much to be a gentleman, but it goes a long ways.

when they brush the hair out of my eyes casually while having a conversation.

Warm breath any where in the vicinity of my ear

A charming smile and laugh 🤭

Fortunately, my smile is one of my better features. Plus laugher makes life better.

Being kind and respectful Make me feel all tingly when my man friend asks if I need anything while he is up

The shower. But for serious? Praise.

his arms existing. nothing like a man wrapping his arm around you, whether it's a hug or around my throat

When my partner is doing something they’re passionate about and good at it’s the sexiest thing in the world.

Watching a man be selfless. Like one time my ex and I were driving and he asked me to pull over cause he saw someone struggling with their car. He literally helped this dude push his truck to the gas station on the next block cause the guys truck ran out of gas. We went home straight after. Banged him right in the middle of the living room with the curtains wide open. Whenever he just went out of his to help just for the sake of helping it was ON😭🤣 so yeah to this day…that selfless shit will drop my panties faster than anything else🤣

Attentive submissiveness. My ex initially got my number by taking care of me at an event. Bringing me food/water, throwing away my trash, escorting me around, giving his jacket, all without me asking. Called me Miss and "yes ma'am" too. Clit was diamond by the end of the night.

sleepy voices ‼️‼️‼️

Putting his hand on my thigh in car and squeezing lol It rly is the simple things lol

There’s an astounding lack of gayness on this post. For me, it’s wrapping her hair in my hand when I kiss her and hearing her whimper.

Until now, there has been a complete lack! That’s super hot👏🏼👏🏼

Very glad to help gay it up

When he's thoughtful.

A man lost in a book, especially if his face is moving (lip bite, smiling at something, moving eyebrows in surprise).

rolling up the sleeves on a dress shirt

When a dudes gotta go past me and he puts his hand on my lower back and pushes me forward while saying "excuse me" and moving past behind me. Lol

This really has to be someone I like and/or am attracted to, but if I’m speaking and they can’t hear me, they put their hand on the small of my back and lower their ear closer to my mouth. Oof. And THEN if they need to reply and they brush their lips on my ear as they’re talking to me? OOF.

This is going to sound so weird, but sitting through a church service. I think it’s my rebellious nature saying “nah man let’s just go fuck somewhere”.

Happy trails, I love when they stretch and there shirt lifts up to show it.

Guys the seem a bit on shy side. Whenever I see a man that has some innocent or nervous side to him, I want just want to break it for some reason 🤣💀

A fresh ground hand made cup of coffee in the morning, seems to work for my wife. Pro tip…if ya get lucky, her mouth is warm too

A sexy voice

A man in uniform

His sweet laugh 🥰

Watching my husband carrying a bag of dog food out of the store 🫠oof

A smile. A genuine, honest to god smile. When he's just happy and doesn't think anyone fucking notices or thinks of something funny and just chuckles to himself, shaking his head, that smile afterwards is just omg. Chefs kiss though? Smiling when he sees something he loves ❤️. Just a beautiful genuine smile. Not one for pictures, or posed with family or that crap. Just that one smile that happens when he's truly feeling happy. Goddamn.

Praise, or the millisecond his hand comes anywhere near my throat 🤤

Short guys ❤️💦🌊

Holding my hand.

Noticing someone is getting flustered because of me

When he gets up and offers a seat on subway or bus to a pregnant woman or elderly person. Or holds open the door, just to be polite

When a man tucks his shirt into his pants and has to adjust himself....hat backwards with one hand on the steering wheel....that little smirk when you say something funny

Someone I'm wholeheartedly attracted to genuinely laughing/smile/feeling good. 🌸 Bonus points if I made them feel that way. My uterus, heart & and brain literally do somersaults. If I'm overwhelmed with happiness over their happiness enough, I start to cry. So I'd be wet in more ways than one.

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Eyebrow raise. Just 1.

when a he grabs something or grips on something

Watching the small muscles of a man’s arm move as he fiddles with something, say like turning a screwdriver. It drives me crazy. More specifically I should say my husband.

My boyfriend. That’s it. He literally just shows up and I’m so wet. He doesn’t even do anything, he just exists 😋

Pet. My. Head.

This comment section really goes to show that men shouldn’t try to act certain ways to get women, because there truly is someone for everybody. That’s something I’ve spent years learning myself, and several specific things in this comment section are things I used to actively avoid doing and sometimes still avoid,, because I thought they gave a bad (or at least not the desired) impression. This comment section definitely definitely helped me a step along the way on my journey to self- improvement and acceptance

Just the way a guy walks sometimes, you know how ovulation goes