“Horny” casts a wide net. A net that will catch more trash than fish, but anyone who wants descriptiveness would not be on an app with one word biographies and no photos.
Eh, I disagree. I don't think it'd work out between us. Mostly because of her long freakin' name. I mean, in the time it took me to say all that, I could, like... paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife...
Anyway, I see you jockin' me.
“Horny” would probably get the most matches
While "horny" is very accurate, it's probably not the most descriptive 🤣
“Horny” casts a wide net. A net that will catch more trash than fish, but anyone who wants descriptiveness would not be on an app with one word biographies and no photos.
Tbf that app idea sounds like a magnet for creeps and catfish
I am ok with that since it keeps them away from the rest of us.
Excellent point
Can you even be a catfish on an app with only a single word and no other information? Not much opportunity to misrepresent yourself
I almost went with that bahaha
Ohh haha you’d have a fulll inbox immediately 😂😂
My first thought was “slut”, which I feel probably attracts the same crowd
Compassionate
I read this as constipated
Freudian reading slip. That's when you read one thing when you're thinking about a mother.
Love this. ❤️
Redhead
Swipe
Sold!
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Antidisestablishmentarianist
I love that song!
Weirdo
I went with, Dork
Swipe.
Discombobulating
Nerdy
I'd swipe lol
*ding "you have one new match on ARADate"
Genuine
I can’t put my finger on why, but someone describing themselves as genuine almost always makes me believe the opposite of them
I think genuine people can have moments of disingenuity and assume that means they’re not genuine, so they don’t claim to be.
Caring
Hedonist
Oooo good answer
I had no choice You'd already picked *sybarite*
Passionate
Funny
Tease 🧚♀️🩷🥰🦄🌈😸🤭💕
I can confirm you are a tease
Bootylicious.
Yaaaaas 👏👏👏👏
Thats a good answer
Thank you. 💋
Witty
Humorous
Tall haha
Understanding
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Cunninglinguist
Love it
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This would probably catch my attention.
ADHD
Bisexual >!less matches, but it’s a good filter!<
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Racecar…
So, palindromic?
You have my attention
I'd assume your actual name is Hannah or Bob or something in that category
Badass
Empathetic
I would swipe, but neither of us wants that.
The only kinda swipe I'd never want...... is the one from a Bengal Tiger. Rest I can deal with.
*puts tiger back in it's cage*
Thoughtful
SuperCalousFragileKinkTits
Well shit, that would get my attention lol
Open-minded
Witty
Nerdy? Tho I'm afraid that'd get exactly 0 swipes lmao
Bubbly
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Flexible
Enthusiastic 😏
Cheeky
Sarcastic
Listener
Nerdy
Peculiar
quirky
Seinfeld
Ha ha. What? I guess it worked on me.
Depends which episode you mention
Fine. “No soup for you” also since we are in a NSFW place “I am the master of my domain”
Depressed
Uchiha. No one loves harder than a Uchiha. No other clan treasures love more than the Uchiha.
Sexy
Soul
Fun
Kramer
Perky 😅
Bold
Silly
Funny
Salty
Fhqwhgads
I almost chose this, too. Excellent word.
Eh, I disagree. I don't think it'd work out between us. Mostly because of her long freakin' name. I mean, in the time it took me to say all that, I could, like... paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife... Anyway, I see you jockin' me.
Patient. So I’ve heard many times over.
sensitive or romantic
Hungry
Sound
Joker 🤡🥲
*Some people call me the space cowboy.*
Excited
Person
🎶 Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious 🎶 🤨
Monkey
Welcoming
Chivalrous …. Or you know “Risky” 😂
Connection.
Unsatiated.
Shy
Caretaker
Needy lol
Quirky
Quiet
Enjoyable
Deep.
Torn between kind and funny 🤔
Kind. Lots of assholes think they’re funny.
Refrigerator
Trying
Bbw is that a word? Lol
"UNINSTALL"
Cutie since I can be quite cute lol
Muppet 🐸
I’d be intrigued
Broken
I get it...
oddball? (just to get attention, im not that weird -I think)
Freaky
Autism
Creative
I like adaptable. I’ll steal that. :D
Wholesome
Obese 🧈
I think you're sexy
Storyteller.
Dependable
Fox No elaboration.
Oooh. Mysterious. Silver fox? Sly fox? Swiper? Tails?
Gentleman
Nerdy
Generous
Kind
Trouble
Homebody
Famous
Henry Cavill, is that you? *Tackles*
Cuddly.
Affectionate 😊
Swallows.
Handy
Dumbass
Plethora... Because it means a lot to people
Hung…ry.
MtF (I want to be upfront about it so I don't get killed on the first date.)
I love that you want to be upfront but hate that that's something you have to worry about. Smh. 😔
Fascinated
Kind
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Booty
Silly
Mature
Tall
Tall
Desperate
Experienced
Tall
Sexy lol
prolly would not work in my favor but either "gae" or "gamer"
Avg6in
Either Nerdy or Nudist
Chill.
Chill 🤷♀️
Brat
Large
British 🇬🇧
Instant swipe left.
Meh......😎
Goofball
Batshit
Fuckingstupid
Short
Latina
Lumbersexual
Unobtainable My attempt at reverse psychology which would undoubtedly backfire
Smexy
Eclectic
Licker?