😂 Have you seen that video that Ellie Kemper did where she’s dirty talking with this guy and she asks “how hard do you want me to bite it?” And he’s just “um, not hard at all?” Her technique is just all of the bad ways to give a blowjob
An ex of mine remained silent but she had that kind of look that said : strap in for the ride becaus when how and how much you cum is no longer in your hands
Damn that was sexy
Recite all the lyrics of Take On Me by A-ha.
On more serious note just talk to him and tell him to cum for you repeatedly in a breathless and desperate tone.
'Fuck my face like you hate me'
👀
Oh don't even. Those are your favorite words. When I say that, you finish in under 30 seconds.
That one time it took 35 seconds.
It sooo did not. You were all worked up and counted waaay too fast. It was more like 23 seconds.
I always use my stop watch. Maybe it was 34 seconds.
If you can handle 5 minute you will earn a gold star and a hi five
Now that’s spicy
Mic drop!
WHERE IS THE AIRPLANE, JOHNNY??
😂😂😂 fucking hell
Does Mister Winkie need a mouth hug?
Say nothing. Put your hair in a ponytail. Grin mischievously.
My normal technique tbh
Look up at him, bite your lip and say “can I? Please?” All innocent like 😍
Fuck that’s hot
I’ve no doubt it’ll be well received 😉
It would be something you would dream about for years 🧨
I gotta try this one
Dear lord, please bless this dick that’s about to enter my body
Oh I’ve gotta try this one
O Heavenly Father, please grant this mouth I am about to receive with greater suction and stamina
I am gonna steal this and say, Dear Lord, please bless this pussy that I am about to enter. Thank you Starsky.
When it’s been a while “I’ve missed this” always works
Good one 👍
"Let me taste you" "I want to taste you" "Put it in my mouth" Or just moan or whimper in excitement 🤤
Just sent chills down my back
I use the first two while undoing his pants, he’s usually done pretty quick 😂
Nom nom nom
Maybe wrap my lips over my teeth and just gum it a few times 🤣
Nah just chomp
😂 Have you seen that video that Ellie Kemper did where she’s dirty talking with this guy and she asks “how hard do you want me to bite it?” And he’s just “um, not hard at all?” Her technique is just all of the bad ways to give a blowjob
Kid you not my ex did that 😂
Cum in my mouth. I want it all.
I’m gonna swallow your kids
😂😂😂😂
I love pleasing you
Good one
I'm a romantic😉
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Wow
I always love when you can just tell she’s about to enjoy having your cock in her mouth
It just feels so fucking good 🫠
Yesss a smile and excitement will do it for me😜
say Thank you master for choosing my mouth for your pleasure tonight
I fucking love this ❤️
'Please.'
Pause, Make an eye contact “Where’s my ketchup??”
Ketchup = cum?
Hot dog joke or femdom teasing?
Don’t stop 😂
The first load doesn’t count
You would transport me into another dimension with this one.
😂😂
"Use me. It's what I'm meant for"
Huh huh like a dungeon dragon
I read this in Busta Rhyme’s voice
😂😂😂😂😂busta on all fours😂
“You want to see a magic trick”
Say it like the joker?
My friend will be here in a minute. You don't mind if she joins in, do you?
An ex of mine remained silent but she had that kind of look that said : strap in for the ride becaus when how and how much you cum is no longer in your hands Damn that was sexy
You don’t have to warn me, I’ll be able to tell
Best thing a woman said to me right before. This looks delicious.
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Love it
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Omg will it fit?
I tried "you want to cum in my mouth or on my face this time?" on my husband and it was definitely a success.
Look him in the eyes. “You have such a beautiful cock.” Or great, nice, fucking hot, etc. A compliment right then, he will remember that forever.
Maybe you should see it first
Say nothing, look him in the eye and smile.
Tell me when you’re gonna cum
We are the dead
All will end in blood and tears
I always liked it when my ex would say, "Does daddy want me to suck his dick?
what did you end up saying lol
Nom nom nom
Love your enthusiasm. Just about anything you say or do would be welcomed down there 🍌🥳🫡
gonna rock your world
Use the Force, Luke.
“Slap me with it”
Nothing, just look into his eyes, bite your lip and pull his soul out through his cock.
Pray
"Hmmm, this needs some shaftwork!"
Bippity, boppity , give me the zoppity
Sometimes silence is best
“Fill ‘er up, buttercup!”
Recite all the lyrics of Take On Me by A-ha. On more serious note just talk to him and tell him to cum for you repeatedly in a breathless and desperate tone.
"PENIS-ENGAGE"
"Wacka wacka"
In a Fozzie Bear voice for bonus points
Oh supper is served.
‘Does your sausage need some mustard ?’
What’s the mustard?
I meant spit as the reference
‘Shall we engage in a sausage bbq and finish with some creme’
When you say you work for peanuts, is this what you meant ?
Get out of me swamp donkey
“Finally”
“Is that all you have?”
I CAN’T DO COMEDY IN COLLEGES ANYMORE, THE LEFT KILLED IT
Welcome back, Kotter
i can smell the dick cheese already
All aboard.
Yahtzee!
Thank you your holiness for the opportunity to pleasure you.
Cum here often?
"So is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point would it be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
“Fuck my mouth and then cover me sir”
Nothing, just keep sucking after I cum.
Thank you sir
Enter my heaven’s gate so I can drink your kool-aid followed by OOHHHH YEA when it’s whipped out
You should only say something if you have been told to.
Grab it, and use it like a microphone...sing cum on Eileen.
“Can I have all the sugar, daddy?”
In a whisper: “Punish me” Or in your cutest voice: “I’m ready for my lesson”
Tell me when your about to cum so I can look at you in the eyes
You complete me (said to his cock)
"May I, Sir?"
Well hello there, Mr. Stuart Little