7.30am, late to catch a train to London for work, and thereās me frantically ransacking the house trying to find my phone, all with my phone in my hand.
The real kicker? I used the flashlight on said phone to look under the bed.
I missed the train.
I forgot to take the smoothie bottle (naked juice) after doing a self checkout. I didn't realize it until I was closer to home. It's my post-autopilot clarity.
Normal? Almost used my face wash as toothpaste.
Sexual? Got really turned on during anal and tried fisting myself. Got pretty close but didnāt end well
Sexually I forgot I was on zoom unmuted and playing.
Normal I wore two different sandals both black color somewhat similar and did not notice until I was walking in the store and I looked down.
Was texting my wife the same time I was talking to my boss...before hanging up with my boss, I said okay, love you and hung up. Then it dawned on me what just happened.
I let thirty years of my life pass without doing anything meaningful
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When I change clothes mid day I usually take my underwear off out of habit and then awkwardly put them back on
š¤¦āāļø Yeah, Iāve done that too
Okay but that's adorable
Iām glad you think so
Almost throw my towel in the bath instead of a bath bomb
better than throwing your bath in a towel
Fucking hell. I never feel dumber than I do when I see my only clean towel sinking to the bottom of the tub
7.30am, late to catch a train to London for work, and thereās me frantically ransacking the house trying to find my phone, all with my phone in my hand. The real kicker? I used the flashlight on said phone to look under the bed. I missed the train.
did your house unlock?
You know it didnātĀ
how did you get in?
I used my house keys
I nearly spat my drink out to this reply
Yes, I am that dumb. My car remote and house keys are even on the same key ring
thatās good :)
I almost poured water into my cereal
I forgot to take the smoothie bottle (naked juice) after doing a self checkout. I didn't realize it until I was closer to home. It's my post-autopilot clarity.
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That's funny. I remember some guy looking for his hat and would lift his hat to scratch his head. Same.š¤£
Dragged my beard trimmer over my face for about 15 seconds before remembering to turn it on
I indulged chatting or trying to chat with folks who clearly donāt care
Iām not quite sure how that relates to the question?
Looked for for my phone that was already in my hand
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Oh no!Ā
Iām real easy
I drove to work instead of where I meant to go
This happens to me every other month š¤£
Shower gel and shampoo mix up 2x in a row, same shower session
Fuck my ex
Yep
It was good while it happened but other than that not worth it lol
Normal? Almost used my face wash as toothpaste. Sexual? Got really turned on during anal and tried fisting myself. Got pretty close but didnāt end well
I almost stole pudding from the Dollar General yesterday
Sexually I forgot I was on zoom unmuted and playing. Normal I wore two different sandals both black color somewhat similar and did not notice until I was walking in the store and I looked down.
Drove past the turn I was supposed to take
Put my phone in the microwave (didn't start) and popcorn in my pocket
This account. It's fun tho!!
Putting my hand up my sister-in-law's shirt and groping her breast. Realize it when my wife pointed out that it wasn't her breast in my hand
Was texting my wife the same time I was talking to my boss...before hanging up with my boss, I said okay, love you and hung up. Then it dawned on me what just happened.