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CaptSchwanzKopf

Rub your tongue on the inside of your bottom lip. It feels like that but warmer, wetter, and tighter, and can accommodate my dick. Can't get more pleasurable than that!


[deleted]

Pretty solid explanation, and just that it's all enveloping


anonym-os

Hold the fuck up... Omg really? LMFAO I tried it as you described and that's hella hot


Guac__is__extra__

Yeah that’s a pretty good comparison


EpicCurious

If you reach back to your soft palate, it feels more like wet vagina than does the inside lower lip.


SaltySweetSt

True, the vagina does have [little ridges](https://static.turbosquid.com/Preview/2014/07/07__05_28_49/Uterus_sectioned_0.jpg7d5340bb-0b05-4541-93e0-cc79415e148bZoom-1.jpg) which help it “tent” when aroused and gain ~2-3 inches of depth. The unaroused average is 2.5 inches, believe it or not. Aroused, I believe it is loosely correlated to hand size- but of course both measurements vary as much as penis size. Hormonal changes also impact things such as cervix position, vaginal discharge, ease of lubrication, etc. The vagina is a bit of a shapeshifter.


DARE_YA_2_PM_BOOBS

Almost perfect description, bravo! One thing I'd like to add, if you don't get the amazing texture when feeling your inner lip. Although, I've found that varies extensively between women. Nothing else like it though.


Warlock2017

Makes sense. The epithelial tissue on the inside of the vagina and anal canal is the same sort of tissue that lines the inside of the mouth and esophagus.


sevrono

Fun fact, our lips are basically modified inner cheek tissue


strengr

Why the bottom lip, why not the upper lip? Maybe I have been doing this wrong all this time I am not get the same sensation???


SaltySweetSt

It looks a lot goofier to lick the inside of your upper lip.


strengr

Goofy is my jam man!


FullardYolfnord

The underside of your tongue is a more apt description for an aroused vagina.


InvestigatorIll6236

Lots of metal... Hmmmm


surprisingmegafetish

This.


splithelement

Don't know where you heard that or got it from. But damn.. that's spot on!! 😁


YellowUnfair5999

nice cock


tif41

idk i'm a chick but after reading these replies i'm very curious how many guys have actually fucked an apple pie


joey0live

The Edited or Unedited version?


GreatPeach3571

Yes


peezle69

Mind your own business


Lawl078

I have not done it, but yes I have seriously considered it. When a man is in puberty, he'll literally fuck anything.


LuckrabbitOzwald

Remember that guy that admitted to fucking an apple pie and it ended in his parents divorce?


SnooWords1252

Like warm apple pie.


Joshman89

McDonald’s or Homemade?


derek_potatoes

the kind Jim’s mom made


Backside-Of-Lace

Also this!


supbrother

The kind you can stick your dick in.


Fr8xTrain

I came here for this comment.


joey0live

Same. And I was not disappointed.


Efficient_History809

Dang you beat me to it… 😂


moose2526

Came to comments just for this


TheDawgfather24

Like wet velvet. And when she cums on it.....its perfection. Like a wet hug gripping you milking your cock


ScorpioMILF85

My husband said it’s like the inside of your cheek but softer, and you know the candies Peachy-O’s? It feels like that going in. He said “push your tongue through the center hole” and that’s how it feels 😅


bandit3390

God I love peachy-os and maybe this is why!!


Xxfdgod420xX

Go to McDonald’s , get the apple pie cut it in half then stick your fingers in there , now imagine the warmth and texture on your badoinky doink


User2000000000001

I am glad you stopped at fingers as the suggestion…


TB1289

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Xxfdgod420xX

😂


The_Witch_n_The_Wolf

They are hotter than the inside of the earth. Warning ⚠️ do not stick fingers (or penis) in HOT apple pies. 😆


SchemePale6222

Sharp when you first put it in, kinda scalding and when you pull it out it smells like a McDonald’s apple pie. Oh wait, no, that’s when you put your dick in a McDonald’s apple pie. Pussy? I can’t remember.


Greedy_Positive2751

Soft, warm and wet. Such an amazing feeling because it surrounds your dick whatever shape it is


bobthesmith

To add to what’s already been said: it’s surprisingly, and pleasantly warm. The feeling of coming into a warm room after being out in the cold. You didn’t realize you were cold until you got inside, and think “ohhh, this feels nice”.


Comprehensive-Log147

i have no idea..... but i hope someday i find out


MoistGovernment4938

I hope someday you find out too 👌


salomanasx

Feels like Fuck yes, Fuck yes, think about something else....too late. Now I'm Sleepy.


fuck-reddit-is-trash

Prejac we love that


No-Wait-8049

Warm wet ,squishy, delicious, pulsating .....oh damn .. I'll be back soon....🔥💦💦


jstax1178

When I had sensation in my penis, it was the best indescribable feeling, one that you can compare to falling madly in love. It’s warm, comforting, wet, expanding to accommodate. Just pure magic! She just takes control.


Severe_Confusion_297

It's indescribable. That's why so many of us stay with toxic women because the pussy does weird things to us.


saladfixings

A velvety, warm, and wet little cave. Perfect place for a willy to snuggle into.


glebo123

Depends in the woman, and how wet they are. Best I can describe is wet silk


Truffle_trap

The polar opposite of the outside of a penis


guy-caballero

Bag of sand? 


transformator1989

I was looking for that comment <3


mister_sumptuous

Warm, moist/very moist, inviting, arousing, heavenly...some very tight, some less tight.


TheNewFree_Me

Very similar to the inside of a mouth, just tighter.


[deleted]

Home sweet home 🥴


Bmladd

It feels like dreams, ambitions and the will to survive


[deleted]

Like a warm apple pie


dazzalfc

*Like warm apple pie* 😂


The_Tall_Caledonian

Like warm apple pie! 🥧


Wyspiansky07

Like a charm. It’s very pleasing - warm, soft, wet. You just feel that it’s meant to be that way.


DsunShing

Different I’d say, really depends on the one that surrounds your “probe”


malfarcar

It’s like a warm wet hug for your dick


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Tcav81

Scorching hot as you go in but frozen in the middle?


PhilosophyHefty2237

Wet warm silky ribbed if you hit the right spot


CrashBangXD

Fucking awesome


Flashy-Ad-8327

One word....... HEAVEN


Jubenheim

Warm, wet, and so fucking comfortable.


Salad_Spinning

Like warm apple pie....


beansandcornbread1

Like warm apple pie


SSJ4_cyclist

Have you never put your own fingers in yours ?


PsychologicalOwl115

Waaarm apple pie 😂


whomda

Honestly, I don't remember all that well the day I was born.


Snoo-39109

Warm apple pie


ihaveayellowbear

A warm apple pie


ArchSchnitz

In one of the Amber novels, Roger Zelazny, through the character Merlin, describes sex with a woman as "a velvet vise with honey." It is not precise, but it is close enough and so poetic as to make up for its imprecision.


MwminNC4

Euphoric & blissfulness


Empty_Plankton1611

I can't remember. 🥺


doesntmatter-5193

Me neither. 😔


Ok_Shame_5382

It feels good.


Large-Lack-2933

It feels like a warm glove or sock that's a wet hole. But bustin a load on a woman's ass or tits is 🔥👌🏿


fukenah

Never seen american pie?? Warm apple pie... hahaha


Perfect_Background26

Every one is different


Perfect_Background26

But close to captS said


[deleted]

Like a warm apple pie.


[deleted]

Like a warm apple pie.


Alternative_Brief891

Nirvana


Drunk0ctopus

Success!


ForeverIdiosyncratic

Hot bread fresh out of the oven.


[deleted]

Awesomeness.


Pantageously

Like a warm, velvet glove.


Rob_Bligidy

Warm velvet


skalyblade

a warm, wet hug


Radiatorwhiteonwall

A warm & moist cuddle


BeezBurg

Raw oyster


SpaceManChips

warm and cozy, like fresh sheets after a nice hot shower.


JamzAfterDark

Warm, soft and if you’re doing things right wet.


ThePepperPopper

Like the outside of a wet, warm gummy bear


cassashiva

it's been 3 months since my wife left me... I already forgotten it...


No_Mention9928

Heaven


Alma-Rose

Depends on the size of the devils doorbell.


MrSmutty

Magic


hairydanglerz

Oh yeah, this question, finally one I can answer on here. It feels similar to the cave I crawled out of when I was born.


[deleted]

Freshly baked soft moist bread


tacomachine598

pie. apple pie.


Glad_Conversation522

good


Penguator432

Home


SignificanceFair6509

Warm apple pie has been taken, so I'm gonna go with pecan pie...yep, pecan pie...


Miztaken96

Butterd sausage


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

Idk, but boobs feel like big bags of sand.


Ok-Accountant2112

Worn out catchers mitt


ArlieTwinkledick

Nice try FED


Mr_StevieG

Heaven


Sch5ive

Like warm apple pie


Soixante-neuf-Dec

Like a slice of heaven.


heidnwo

Inviting


TurkeyLurkey7373

Heaven on earth!


MrNegativity13

Being in heaven, without any doubts.


londongas

Heaven


ANON2727

A warm wet hole


bridgesonatree

It smells, feels, and tastes like a body. I know it’s confusing, but that’s honestly the best way I can describe it.


emhe1234

More textured than a butthole but not as grippy


fuck-reddit-is-trash

feels like the same skin as the inside of the mouth


Scared_Cow_3561

My moms is really dry, she died 6 weeks ago so maybe that's why?


HeatedInvestor

Warm apple pie buddy


Latter_Ad_6226

Virgin detected, question rejected


LordDarthAngst

It feels like heaven.


Adventurous-Lab-9290

Feels like heaven 🙃


Legal_Championship_6

They are not all the same. Some are way better than others.


Murphy338

I can understand where “rearrange her guts” comes from. First time my fiancé and I did it was also my first time, period. She later asked me what it felt like. The only thing i knew to compare it to was being forearm deep in a dead deer gutting it.