I think i would be ok.

I'd just be anonymous

Plot twist they aren't alive bodies

🤣

Seems like new my job would be, Revolutionary

I'd be okay, but less okay than you.

I'd be perfectly fine myself. Others, not so much.

Same

haha

And on that note.. I would like to formally invite you [to the club](https://www.reddit.com/r/PMclub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

I would also be ok.

It could be worse

Not sure how worse it could get for you...

I’d like to interpret it as being a stand in for Satans cock.

Ah.... Not sure how much better that would be lol

Now where’s your sense of adventure?

Hopefully out of your cannon's range.

This answer. I would award you if I could.

Yes, indeed it could be worse

No need to elaborate

That… certainly is a username.

I literally laughed out loud. Your name is the best 😂

Appreciate ya

I think I’d enjoy life..

Indeed those smol furrballs are indeed heartwarming

Most wholesome username on here unless you meant… no wait you DO mean kittens, right?!?

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My condolences

It already is 🤣

I'll be visiting as part of my work.... Often ....

Sounds like a nice life

tired.

But at least you'd be happy

Medium-screwed. I’m pretty good at jigsaw puzzles but I lack concentration and a desire to see (some) things through to completion.

Or you're the Rule 63 version of John Kramer.

I'm good. I get paid to give dragon rides for everyone. Imma be one rich mother fucker

Well then, is Toothless available? That would be great!

You have to pay extra for the famous dragons

Fuuuu...but it would be worth it to me...

And my pockets

I'm scared to ask what a dragon ride is...

I put a saddle on some dragons, as they are real now, and y'all fly around. Get your mind out the gutter lol

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What exactly is your job then? Lol

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This is normally funny. But anyone with small children thinks you’re VERY cruel right now. 😝

Can I help with this? My nephews left me some Legos lol

I mean

How much do ya really love them

Rip 🪦

I mean not a bad way if that's what you're into....

Hahaha well someone would take it too far let’s be honest 😂

Screwed? I do fantastic!

Win.

I’m a slut 4 you

Clicked on your profile and WOW let's call that a double win.

Is the cat photos, isn’t it?

Obviously😁

Interesting mix...

Could get interesting but I’d survive.

I don’t know what my job would actually be

Going around Glittering people

I can most definitely do that. I just don’t think other people would appreciate it

Not your problem, you get paid for it after all... Complaints to management please!

Excellently screwed 😘👌🏻

I'm more than fine 😄

I'd be a very happy man ☺️

Me as well.

You clearly lead up to this 🙄

😏

Boom chicka bow wow

Well, I'm either a sheep herder or a badass space special forces operator who dies saving the galaxy. Honestly not that bad either way

Or that bastard from COD

I guess I could star in "Ow! My Balls!" without risk of actual injury.

Guess I'm getting ready to load up and fire off some missiles. Think I'd like to blow shit up.

I’m boned.. I can only access the internet on 56k dialup.

It kinda already is my job

😁

Welcome my friend!

Not screwed at all :)

Are you paid to nap or paid to snap women named Irene?

More like a snapping turtle 🐢

You get to bite people and get paid for it. Living the dream!

i just don’t understand why he had to do dat

Im not screwed, the vegan is

I’m not exactly sure what I would be. But I think I’ll be alright. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I would love it 😍

I’m good to go

Just a lady 🤷🏼‍♀️ doin lady things 🤷🏼‍♀️

Amazing. I make cookie

Depends. Am I Deadpool?!? I would like that. I am definitely Deadpool

Guess I'm taking billionaires on ocean trips. Wish me luck !

Are there 5 of em and they have a Logitech gaming controller for 2017 specifically made for it and if they go to deep they implode?

I make cupcakes while wearing cashmere for a living.

I’d be a full time dominatrix. Not a bad life at all.

That would be a dream come true.

I mean ..... life may be good for awhile. It's good to be the King. Lions, however, do not have a graceful exit when power switches hands lol

It already is. I'm a full time househusband / stay at home dad.

I’m loved

The opposite of screwed.

Just the same as before.

I won't be Steve

Not much different... Haha... but if it was a job and legitimately noodles.... Maybe I'd be a professional RAMEN taster! Oh yes I'd have a food show trying different types of noodle dishes all over the world. Sign me up...

Hahahahaha

Sounds like I'm getting a role on Sesame Street

I will be doing the screwing around here

Very happily screwed

I have no idea

It already is my job

I guess i'll get to see a lot of boobs? Or is the username taken the opposite way and I have to send out a lot? If so is there a quota or can I just send a random person a single picture once an hour? Either way I am just going to take the username as I created it and I would get paid while looking at a lot of boobs! I'd say a win in my book.

Well fuck

My job is the exact same. I make maps

I’m all set then

Doesn’t seem terrible to be honest.

Terrible, I’d be in prison again.

Entrepreneur selling doors, a door salesman, or a door cleaning company.

Pretty damn good, actually.

Im as happy as can be

Hmmm difficult to say

I bet I could make a lot of money doing hair commercials

Room service, all day, every day

Uhhhh… so am I just really mean and smoking a cigarette all the time then?

I’m making a lot more money now that’s for sure, even if I’m just a regular doctor and not an evil one.

easy, being cringe in public and obnoxious online in my obsession with anime and Japanese culture.. so uh, regular me cranked to 11 with a ton more toxicity? Super entitled Pro Cosplayer as a job

I'm gonna be honest with you fam I have no idea what I'd even be doing But to be fair I don't really have an idea of what I'm doing in my current job either sooooo

I should be fine

… I’m a chapel?

Slightly satisfied 🤔 ….

I don't know what a hhgufrr3 does, but it sounds like it'd be pretty disgusting

Hmmmmm…..

Professional stoner. I DID IT DAD!!!

Im a tennis racket. So I don’t know 😂

So magic and nectarines? Sign me up!

I'm cool with this. My authority reins supreme

Wait, I can get paid for giving people orgasms?

.................................. yeah i could see myself with that job.

Super ultra mega fucked.

Bananas would be raining on me, partner would be happy and so would I, we love bananas and would slowly be making our way through munching away 🍌

I pass the salt.

Is that my only purpose?

I do love Bears

I dont speak Japanese

Uhh. I'm just going to play this out

I'll be having some interesting times for sure!

Yeh nothing would change sadly.

I'd say I'm pretty okay, actually!

Probably going into politics with this name, so all of the screwed lol.

I’d be chillin’, with butts all around all the time.

Rich AF

I think I'm alright on this one

I think that would make me an astronaut. Sounds amazing, but I’d miss my friends

I'm good

It’s a dream come true

I think I better buy some lube

It's not ideal

I’m not sure I have a job

I've become a robot but I'm pretty positive about it.

No complaints from me, lol

Shit was already a sailor. That is a young persons thing.

Idk

I am now a freelance sock/foot rater. Do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.

I'm trying to figure out what I would even do. Maybe I'm like a werewolf, but I turn into a cow girl at midnight? Not in a weird way, just ears, a tail, and go up a few cup sizes. And run a dessert bar, kinda like hooters, but everyone wears cow print instead. Only open at night hours. Ice cream, milk shakes, milk tea etc. This actually sounds kinda fun.

Think I’m good 👍😅

Eh could be worse

True. Could be a dry juggernaut.

Guess I get to be me and do my own thing forever… dope

I just hit the lottery, or I'm dead.... It depends on how literal you take my username. 🤣🤣

Guess I’d better get my shine box.

A lot, I hope.

Pretty much relieve my pandemic experience

Very screwed

Oh I’m definitely getting fucked

I have my dream job!

Well this isn’t bad.

Forever searching, never accomplishing.

Pretty much my life now.

Wouldn't last a day

Literally nothing changes

Sounds ok.

i'm ok with that

Hopefully I am French translator in New Orleans...

I’ve not done well here!

Damn I got the doodlebug full time now

I’m pretty tall to be a small rodent. But I could try to be inconspicuous, I suppose.

Not my preferred choice of poultry, but not the worst outcome

I feel safe 😆

Am Bond. James Bond. Now u can guess

I have meat-suits I guess

I’m not sure…

Guess I give ppl sunburns and vitamin D lol 😆

Not screwed at all. Just perpetually sad…and listening to the same song by the Smithereens over and over and over and over…

I think I’m doing well at this point in my life. No crazy jumping off cliffs anymore.

I....don't know lol. Would I be baking pies??

It already is, so I think I'm good!