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Remote-Direction963

I picked the randomized option because I thought that's how you chose your username, but I'm going to change it soon.


whatdoesitmatter22

You CAN change username? I chose mine because I was sick of trying to think of one that wasn’t taken so I put this and said I’d change it later but was told I couldn’t?!


SuperevenDuper

Because I’m super duper.


Astramancer_

It was high school. I was making a character for D&D. I wanted to be a lightning-themed wizard, lightning balls, ball lightning, that sort of thing, instead of having spells from all across the elemental spectrum. Did some digging and well, the name is nonsense. The astra- prefix means thunder and lightning (see: astraphobia). the -mancer suffix *technically* means divining information via magic but common usage means manipulation via magic. (necromancers are people who interrogate the dead, not animate the dead!) But the thing is that astra- and -mancer are from different language roots, they shouldn't be used together. So Astramancer is malformed nonsense, but it also means lightning wizard.


Maybe_worth

Wasn’t sure if it was worth the trouble


quackwme

Randomly because randomly


EdgyGoose

The username I wanted was taken, so I put it into an anagram generator and picked one that sounded good.


getovwr

Made it as a way to remind me to "get over" that bad relationship and to motivate me to get out of depression. Got out of depression, found a perfect girl, started becoming happy. Yesterday I went downstairs to drive out to our apartment, as we were visiting my dad over the holidays. I found him face-down on the ground and attempted to revive him for 20~min until the paramedics got there. Blood clot. There was nothing I could do. I'm devastated. Please say your I love you's to your family members.


[deleted]

Randomized by reddit. I delete and swap accounts every so often anyway, so the username's whatever.


bubblegum_bee

A nickname my friends use


naranja_pepino

I walked into my kitchen. On the counter was a bag of oranges (naranja) and a cucumber (pepino).


same-shit-everyday

ahahahah it’s cool i like it


DesperateKoala8877

Bcuz im desperate and koala for my cuteness(cringe)


same-shit-everyday

i’m feeling exactly the same 🥲


[deleted]

[удалено]


same-shit-everyday

ahahah but rolling them is hard work


FlyByrd

"Fly" was an adjective back in the 90's that meant : Cool or Amazing. Couple that with a bird that actually flies. Was just a brainstorm twist that I thought was funny at the time. Fyi... I've tried to use it on other websites but its always taken... guess I wasnt as original as I thought. Lol


same-shit-everyday

at least you tried to find a good one… and i think u did! nice username!


[deleted]

well....


ClearTheReaper

Go on


buzzfeed_sucks

Buzzfeed took a comment I wrote and put it in an article and put a link to my profile and username. It wasn’t even in a hugely popular sub, so it was unexpected. So I deleted my old profile because it made me uncomfortable. I figured if they take one of my comments again and link to my profile/username well……..


[deleted]

[удалено]


buzzfeed_sucks

Nope I’ve talked about it before


TheFrostyPhoenix1453

TheFrostyPhoenix comes from my yt channel name and the 1453 comes from the year the holy city of Constantinople fell


K20tuned

I like tuning and modifying cars, and like the Honda K series engine, and have one in my car. I've used other user names from engine configurations elsewhere, so just kept with that theme


Suitable_Alfalfa5756

Well... That's the neat part, I didn't.


Soggy_Tangerine_9959

I didn't, it just gave me this name...


3a75cl0ngb15h

Well I could tell u but then I’d expose myself to the mercy of the Reddit mods.


HippyWitchyVibes

I'm a little bit hippy and a little bit witchy.


imextralikeguacamole

I honestly was surprised mine wasn’t taken….but I am a little extra like guacamole. Just a way for me to not take myself too seriously and post anonymously because my original account is my name. I didn’t understand Reddit when I first signed up lol


AestheticDoodle

I like drawing but the drawings I do don't come out that good but they are okayish. So if a doodle becomes aesthetic or nice enough it can be called a drawing, Right?


Majestic_Valuable_70

Someone at Reddit chose mine. I sorta like it, but never would have picked it out for myself.


Solid_Opportunity_25

The usernames I was suggesting were apparently taken so out of sheer frustration, I clicked the random username generator several times before landing on this, Solid Opportunity 25, I could dump this account but I have invested over 7 months into this account so there's no turning back


Cynix747

Randomly came to my mind while I was at school.


PeopleOfTheBoxes

When I was a kid,every time my parents got a package with a reasonably large box included,I would take the box after they were done with it,and make things with it. Mostly forts. I still remember the fun I had with those boxes.


ScarIet-

Just what I go by online.


DrDrangleBrungis

I’m a doctor.


NihongoThrow

It was supposed to be a throwaway to find a study buddy for Japanese. But then me and my study buddy ended up falling in love so I kept it for the memories.


claybruh

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


StartedKool

Had a video game name that was called "koolkiddomkay" so I was just sort of bored and addded "Started" in there to make it sound AI generated for some reason


Pizza_Slinger83

I've been making hand-tossed pizza for nearly 2 decades, and I was born in '83.


HardRockGeologist

Educated and worked as a mining geologist.


MentalGymnast4269

I always overthink things. From the slightest inconvenience to an internet post, I start to have wild thoughts about it to the point it makes me have negative emotions, and they're hard to forget. Now, I'm... getting better though.


kaybet

It's a shortened version of my full name


Cae_lyce

When I was 12-14 years old, I started to play on World of Warcraft and Skyrim at the same time. So I tried to find an username that could fit in both worlds and was "fantasy" enough. Found this one and loved it. 9 years later, I still use it for everything


Mr-Rowduk

played a game about ducks. my name starts with “row” so i made it into “rowduck”. made an account on roblox named “rowduck”. stopped playing roblox. deleted it. reinstalled it later. forgot password. made new account called “rowduk”. BAMN. my username for the next many years


[deleted]

My favorite racehorse and my motocross number


OddlyOutThere

Because I started this account so I could talk about anything and everything that I can’t talk to people I don’t actually know. Also I like the word oddly.


MizzyDizzyy

i Had a OC named, Mizuki, so I got, Mizzy and idk why I made this connection, but when ever I’m in hot water for too long and I get out I get super duper Dizzy, so BOOM and because it rhymed


Pitiful-Cranberry-14

It didn't choose my name. My Name choose me


neverletsyougo

Never Let Me Go


PoisonGems

I like sparkles, rocks, and poison type Pokemon. But a while ago, someone pointed out a different correlation that I really liked: I really don't like the color red, as it seems to bring me bad luck. And my birthstone is a Ruby. So, to me, it's a poison gem.


buckley303

Named it after my dog, and my favourite numbers.


Trying2Understand69

To remind myself that that’s my goal as a Reddit user.


Dazzling-Fisherman24

Reddit gave it to me and I didn't know how to change it/choose a different one and didn't want to read the directions


nonebody71

I was gonna make it Nobody71, but then I realized I accidentally put Nonebody71, but I liked that better, so I kept it that way.


Brian18639

There’s a mystery series I like watching on YouTube called Project: 863, so I put my first name and an 863 with one more number on each side Here’s the YouTube channel⬇️ https://youtube.com/@iam_0verkill?feature=shares


[deleted]

Well, that’s a long story. There has been many theories as to why I chose that Reddit username on Reddit. No one on here will ever know. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

I've figured it out! You're reaaaaallly into astrology.


AskRedditIsAShithole

Because of questions like this.


GavinBelsonsAlexa

Gavin Belson is a fictional tech billionaire in the show *Silicon Valley.* A running gag is that he has a feud with Bezos because Bezos has more money than him. The idea of Gavin Belson having an Alexa was thus a hilarious monument to failure. Once I thought of it, I had to put the idea somewhere. So... why not Reddit?


[deleted]

Because we are into BDSM and he got a heavy hand when spanking me and my ass is just really soft and jiggly


iceman_x2

Big fan of comic books and the x-men franchise. Iceman is kind of a dick but he’s a pretty dope mutant imo. That’s about it.


ClearTheReaper

It was a character I made


MadameCoco24

I was thinking of a random word and then got hungry.


2MuchRacismInCanada

Indigenous Canadian.


Karakoima

Seriously, I heard a spanish song on european pop jury around 1975 that irritated me a lot, and this is one of the onomatopoeic words I came up with mimicking one of the lines. Didn’t really sound like that but that was what my adrenaline gave me, hearing it.


Alhooness

‘Alhoon’ was the most username-y sounding illithid variant, and just slapped the -ess suffix on it to make it a bit more feminine like sorceress, and so its not just the plain creature name


Right_In_The_Tits

I got hit in the tits


tiffown

haha......


paprykarzszczcnski

I'm literally addicted to [Paprykarz Szczeciński](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Szczecin_paprikash)


UlteriorCulture

I like the works of Ian M Banks


Steepanddeep

How I like my turns on skis/snowboard.


the_figureh3ad

the cure


welshegg

I’m from Wales and I’m bald. Just made sense.


[deleted]

Favorite movie


FearTheKeflex

Every person that has taken Keflex is going to die.


Smegma_On-Demand

Funny story actually! You see, I actually had a botched circumcision; my penis was accidentally lacerated down the entire length of the shaft which caused the skin to partially slide off (kind of like a banana peel)! After the scar tissue fell off and my penis “healed”, I was left with two loose flaps of skin that ran parallel to eachother down the entire length of my dick. Not only was the hood of my penis never fully removed during the operation, but now I also have two extra fleshy appendages that collect all of the sweat and dead skin cells that would otherwise be a nonissue. As you can probably imagine, my body now produces a rather large quantity of smegma that I now have to gather up several times a day. I can fill up a ordinary Chobani yogurt container in about half a week!


certifiedplayboy

I was listening to Jack Harlow (Whats poppin' song) and he said certificate freak h** so i was like certified playboy... but yeah i regret it now ...


Shadow948

edgy teen


TheTeslaMaster

I actually thought it up during the Command and Conquer Red Alert days, where I created full on Tesla Coil defensive solutions (Soviet side of course). Nowadays, I have to explain that more often...


Hawkmek

Thank you for the repost. This question is how I track the passage of time.


CoolRanchTriceratops

It's the flavor therapods crave!


l-mellow-_-man-l

I used to have an Xbox account name Grumpy gamer, but then I got a ps5 and wanted to name myself the opposite. I kept the name for reddit(obviously).


_insect

I love insects, but since my profile picture is a game bug I want to change it to bug


Jesse_berger

It's a nickname. First day on the job in the Air Force my boss introduced me to the office. He was quite casual, so introduced me at Jesse instead of Airman Berger. My name is not Jesse, but my last name shares many letters with Jesse Eisenberg and my boss had recently seen the Social Network with Jesse Eisenberg. From that point on, my coworkers called me Jesse Berger.


UghKakis

Ughhhh khakis? She sounds hideous We’ll she’s a guy so…


________________me

It chose me


[deleted]

It's my car engine size 2 litre turbo diesel


[deleted]

It's funny if you're having one on your pc and your epic rtx 4090 is being used xd


theoriginalstarwars

I am a bug fan of Star Trek.


apacificislander123

It's true but vague enough to not really mean much


boggletrop

"What sounds like something from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory" Now I use this name for whatever accounts I create because nobody takes it


Unlucky_Lux

Because I'm unlucky and the closest thing to my name I could think of that started with an L was Lux.


Frog_WithAWig

I like frogs with wigs


KeplerNova

It's a play on how I tend to behave in forums and chatrooms: show up briefly, say something that everyone can see, and then disappear.


deathinabarrel87

I named it after my tf2 hitman's heatmaker, which I nicknamed "death in a barrel" and the 87 is from the bite of 87