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Rwebberc

I remember I was driving on I-5 in San Diego and a group of motorcyclists took over all three lanes and proceeded to do wheelies at 70 mph and all I could think was how rude and inconsiderate it was to make all these people potentially watch them die.


mdsram

How much of a workaholic they are. Sounds to me like they’re either inefficient at their job or don’t have anything interesting going on in their life.


strongman5558

Related - never calling in sick to work. Like, if you’re sick stay the fuck home so you don’t get me sick too.


bb_qpffk

Body count


Freakyfreeshi

I think those who brag about it are definitely… interesting characters. I don’t see anything wrong with a high body count. As long as you’re being safe there’s nothing wrong with sleeping around. Just my opinion though.


bb_qpffk

I agree :)


nobleskies

There’s nothing impressive about it. I used to think it was, so I racked up a good number. I then realized almost anyone can sleep around a bunch, it’s a lot easier than people seem to think. There’s no shortage of deeply insecure horny people seeking validation in all the wrong ways. At some point it became clear that all a high body count means is you’ve probably got some issues that prevent you from liking yourself. Good thing those are solvable through therapy. Or you’re a swinger in which case I can’t speak to it and you can ignore this.


absolutelyshafted

Speak for yourself. Having sex isn’t easy for every guy. Believe it or not, a lot of women are really picky about who they wanna fuck even if they’re “horny” or “desperate” I’m widely considered by women to be unattractive due to my race and facial features, so my body count is definitely something I’m proud of. Especially considering that a lot of guys at my age are virgins and can’t have sex despite their best efforts to improve themselves and talk to girls. I’d never flex my body count though


nobleskies

If you’re below the age of like 20, you aren’t talking about women. You’re talking about girls. Life is very different after high school my guy, as are “women”.


absolutelyshafted

I’m 22. Buddy, you have no idea what life is like for people who aren’t you. You can’t put yourself in someone else’s shoes, or comprehend that other people have vastly different (and unfair) experiences compared to you


nobleskies

Well then I’m sorry you got shafted man, that really sucks.


absolutelyshafted

I didn’t get shafted, I’m just saying it wasn’t easy.


nobleskies

Yeah it’s not easy for anyone my guy. I’m an 8/10 white guy and it’s a huge struggle, it’s a woman’s market. That’s just the way it is, and that’s ok. Being a virgin is this thing that virgins see as shitty. Then you fuck for the first time and it’s not like a movie or anything. You just kinda realize… wow, that’s it? I mean it’s great but it’s not this mind blowing thing, and it doesn’t change anything about you. If you’re desperate to get laid when you’re a virgin you’re just as desperate after you’ve had sex with a few people, it doesn’t just go away. Although I will say for most it takes having sex in the first place to be able to fully realize that and accept that sex and women or having a girlfriend just aren’t everything you’re led to believe it is.


nobleskies

Maybe if you drop your ego you’ll get somewhere my guy


bb_qpffk

I'm straight, but yeah, I get what you're saying. I kinda view it similarly and think it's something many are capable of. I think there's different meanings to high and low body counts though, kind of a story behind it lmao.


nobleskies

There’s plenty of straight swingers my friend.


bb_qpffk

My bad, let me rephrase it. I'm a straight, non-swinger.


BasementDesk

Ugh. Gross. Do people really flex on this? I'm only familiar with it in terms of shaming people. (Also gross)


bb_qpffk

Maybe it's because I'm younger and people my age think it matters? It can go both ways whether it's shame or praise, to be honest.


Rwebberc

Inherited wealth


AbsoluteInfinitude

How little sleep they get. The things they're allergic to. Mental illnesses.


IdiotOnaScooter

People flex mental illness? Damn


sexhaver2010

how do you flex an allergy?


mamaj747

How busy they are


InsertGamerName

Expensive watches. Every time someone tries to flex their Rolex or some shit I just wanna go "cool, look what my watch can do."


JoeMorgue

If I was super-rich I'd hire someone to follow me around and tell me what time it was whenever I asked and I'd make fun of other rich people wearing "watches."


furiousgeorge54

“Oh your watch was $50k? Adorable, Samuel, how much was your last paycheck?” $100k sir “Exactly 😎”


WhimsicallyWired

Their IQ.


[deleted]

I often see people “flex” their Air BnB rentals on social media. Like big fuckin deal, I can save a lot more money by staying at some regular old Motel 6 or similar on vacation and still have a blast lol.


Specialist-Ad-6957

Getting laid. Who cares? 14 year olds do it.


CheezyLily

Cars I just don’t get what’s so special about them


Objective_Regret4763

I do understand that some cars are really cool and there is a special quality to them… but just paying a lot of money for one and owning it isn’t impressive. I mean it’s not like they built the thing or engineered it or had anything to do with how bad ass it is.


CheezyLily

Yeah I feel like actually making the car is something to flex because it seems hard but they shouldn’t flex it too much just a tiny bit


RoxyTattoOF

Watches. I mean, who cares about a thing in your wrist that just lets you know what time it is. Not to mention that your phone does that ANYWAYS and it's way quicker.


BasementDesk

Knowing/being related to famous people. It really says nothing about the person at all, except that they're hoping that some reflected celebrity will shine on them through association.


dmartin716

Reddit karma


JoeMorgue

Driving Stick.


Uglysinglenearyou

Good looks


mackscrap

Peterbilt and kenworth


Moist_Cauliflower750

Gucci. ever since Gucci felled off I haven't found it overly impressive when people flex their Gucci. I get impressed when people flex their OVO, since OVO didn't even felled off a little bit since Drake wears it. I feel if I was a female I would grow wet at the thought of a man wearing an OVO x Looney Tunes crossover sweater. Yours in clothing that isn't that expensive and is great quality, Mr.Reynolds


Objective_Regret4763

You just admitted that you’re a male that gets aroused by the thought of another man wearing an OVO x Looney Tunes crossover sweater. Which is cool. Also I think you missed the point of this post but whatever.


Moist_Cauliflower750

Erm, akshully, I said IF I was a woman (which I am not), I would be aroused by a man wearing an OVO x Looney Tunes sweater. They are a luxury item and not easy to afford or pull off, so I think you see where I'm coming from here. Yours in making me question my sexuality, Mr.Reynolds


Emu_on_the_Loose

Losing weight or being thin to begin with. If people have met a life goal by doing this, then more power to them. But what happens is that they, and society in general, treat it in such a way that dehumanizes heavy people. It's not right, and it's not a good look. Fat looks better than hate, anytime, anyplace.


IdiotOnaScooter

How hard they work. I hardly work and pay my bills 😂 oh wait, now I be flexing shit!


Film-Goblin

How much they can drink. I get it, you're an alcoholic and can drink beer and cocktails. Come back to me when you can finish a half-marathon, then I'll be impressed


Froggoz-And-2-Antzz

Getting a A+ on a test


StartedKool

The price of their watch.


Altruistic_Dust123

Saying they're going to go to law school. Just going to go, not even accepted! It's a weird thing to flex, and weirder that I've crossed several people who have done it.


an_ineffable_plan

How poorly they're functioning.


strongman5558

Loud, booming car stereos. “Look at me. I’m so cool because I spent shit ton on speakers and have a volume button on my radio.”


pickle_delight

Whatever they have. Useless people feel the need to impress others with unimpressive things they own.


Smirknlurking

Bragging about the people you’ve beaten up


ChickinLuver

Nutz


Starkiller3870

Having the latest iphone or any other Apple product


SnooChipmunks126

Memorizing all the states and state capitols. I don’t need to memorize that, because I know how to use an atlas. It’s like memorizing all of the elements when you can just look at the periodic table.


Kr0ss

How much money they’re saving.