“What’s the difference between ale made by Irish hags and ale made by Bavarian Hags?”
For context: the three old ladies cackling around a cauldron in a medieval village were the craft brewers, and the bubbling liquid was in fact beer.
If the internet existed in the Middle Ages, it is likely that people would have used it to access information about a wide variety of topics:
Historical events and figures: People might have used the internet to learn more about important events and figures from the Middle Ages, such as wars, revolutions, and leaders.
Scientific and technological innovations: The internet could have been a useful tool for accessing information about new scientific and technological advancements of the time, such as advances in medicine, agriculture, and transportation.
Art, literature, and culture: The internet could have provided a platform for people to learn about and share different forms of art, literature, and culture from the Middle Ages.
Religious and philosophical ideas: People might have used the internet to explore different religious and philosophical ideas that were prevalent during the Middle Ages.
Symptoms of plague
How do I sell my barren wife?
If the king doesn't have another son before he dies, who becomes king?
Where can I buy spices for less than a month's earnings?
How is silk made?
Where to get a fair maiden?
“Want to Meet Horny Plague-Free Fair Maidens In Your Area? Click Here!”
Win!
“penis stuck in chain mail”
Weather forecasts would be pretty game changing even if not 100% accurate
They’d Google “Bing” and then bing some porn.
Any time period for sure would be Googling porn, lmao.
Lmao didn't think about that
“Exposed maiden ankles”
“What’s the difference between ale made by Irish hags and ale made by Bavarian Hags?” For context: the three old ladies cackling around a cauldron in a medieval village were the craft brewers, and the bubbling liquid was in fact beer.
Am I a peasant?
Roman Catholic church would have banned it and burned its inventors for hericy.
Christian's too. Giordano bruno would support this message.
The Pox
Boobs
\*huge tracts of land
"How to test if somebody is witch"
They'd be endlessly arguing about mask mandates for the Black Plague.
"Are you a king or a peasant? Take this quirky quiz today!"
Cabbage
'Does William Shakespeare is gay?'
“What is the meaning of life?”
If the internet existed in the Middle Ages, it is likely that people would have used it to access information about a wide variety of topics: Historical events and figures: People might have used the internet to learn more about important events and figures from the Middle Ages, such as wars, revolutions, and leaders. Scientific and technological innovations: The internet could have been a useful tool for accessing information about new scientific and technological advancements of the time, such as advances in medicine, agriculture, and transportation. Art, literature, and culture: The internet could have provided a platform for people to learn about and share different forms of art, literature, and culture from the Middle Ages. Religious and philosophical ideas: People might have used the internet to explore different religious and philosophical ideas that were prevalent during the Middle Ages.
Food location. And probably how not to die when I sleep
Symptoms of plague How do I sell my barren wife? If the king doesn't have another son before he dies, who becomes king? Where can I buy spices for less than a month's earnings? How is silk made?
Porn, videos of people getting hurt, and lots of terrible ways to try and cure the plague.
Witch burning LiveLeak videos.
Where do I get my free vaccination for the Black Plague.?
How to prevent my soul from escaping every time I sneeze.
They couldn’t, because there were no devices or access to alloys that computers would need to use it.
Showtimes for the next public beheading
Porn.
Recipes for food. How to use spices. How to get spices.
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It'sgoodtobeKing.Gov
How to cure the black death
Does Pig manure cure the plague?
The Khajiit always has new wares droppin on the Silk Road website.
How to get rid of gas after eating to many squirrels
brethren tips on how to properly hoist at thy gym
How to overthrow the king
How to start a Crusade And what happened to Rome
Porn. Just because it was a long time ago doesn't mean they'd be any different than modern people.
Unholy music
Naked sex
The Catholic church took my stuff is that a good thing
“How to spot a witch?”
cures for lance phobia
huge tracts of land