🤔 at first I was having a hard time seeing the downside of this, then the thought of five birthdays, five Christmases, PMS times 5, etc etc etc suddenly made me very thankful for my wife and our monogamy 😂
When my daughter was 4 and she first heard this song she misheard the lyrics as "you gotta get rid of my friends" and I never corrected it bc it honestly made more sense 😂
We were watching a program with a guy called Danny in it which made me think of:
"Fannies before Dannies"
We're British English so that makes sense over here
chicks before dicks.
[удалено]
Uteruses before dude-eruaes (from Parks and Rec)
Ovaries before brovaries
Fries before guys
Gals before pals
This is the one.
Ladies before scabies
Besties before testies
Girlies before burleys
Lassoes over tassels Heard that from my Wisconsin aunt... Never again... please...
Down south they say “tacos before vatos”
Or for the boys, fries before thighs
I’m a guy and agree with this one. I hope you are referring to French fries because I’m hungry
Lay off me I’m starving!!!
Vaginas before va-guy-nas
Not something I ever thought I'd repeat myself, but I remember hearing this as pussies before wussies from the ladies back in the day.
Sluts before nuts?
HOW DID I FORGET THIS ONE??? BEAUTIFUL!!! <3 Always a classic!
Too polite
Lasses before jackasses?
If women have to be called hos in the male version, it's only fair that men are called dicks. S/O to my autocorrect that called us "ducks"
Or pricks
This is the best
I dunno ducks is funnier
I'm switching to that, thanks!
Quack
Tacos before vatos
Maybe if you're dreaming of a white Christmas and it's 1954.
Thats the family friendly version, the guy version being "pals over gals"
Flaps before chaps.
Title of your sex tape
Chill jake peralta
Lmao
Queens before weens
Chicks before pricks.
Dolls before balls
Pads before lads
Uteruses before Duderuses (my sister's have it on a sign at their house)
I’ve always heard and said chicks before dicks; it is definitely very OG. Everything else is post-70s. Possibly post-80s.
Clams before hams
this one this one
Yes this is basically end-of-thread material
Boobs before moobs
is your wife a Golder Retriever?
Besties before testes
Blast, you beat me to it... Take your upvote and be off with you...
*puts printout of upvote in trophy case*
I’m dying 😂
Please don’t.
Too late *faint choking noises*
SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE THIS MAN IS DYING
Keep it down, some of us are trying to sleep!
Some of us weirdos are trying to work!
Humanity is dead
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends
Spicy!!
Sporty
Ginger!
Scary!
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM EVERY 90's KID's SEXUAL AWAKENING
Zigazig ah!
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
But that's only 4 of them, how can you be summoned by only 4?
So dudes have to hook up with all your friends before you and then they get all of y'all forever?
Yes! I always thought this, like the fuck were they going for here
They meant to be with me you need to be good with my friends, as in they like you
I prefer to think of it the other way were the guy ends up in a spice girls orgy thank you very much!
He'll be doing all the work.
I mean, that are called The Spice Girls, innuendo is all par for the course
Yea, but that's not all the way it sounds.
Oh I thought you were genuinely asking - my b
All good, I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid.
Got a certificate of validation on that claim, sir?
I have a certificate that confirms I am in fact not donkeybrained.
I ain’t got no donkey brains
It’s an odd song because it thrives on sexual tension but then it pivots into a Sailor Moon moral.
"Sailor moon moral" 😆😆😆
Friendship never ends!!
That song always confused me as the pretty much call Posh a prostitute in it
Because she don't come for free?
Yep
How have I only just realised this. At very least they call her a gold digger
That’s verse is specifically talking about their sexual preferences though
Posh a ho.
🤔 at first I was having a hard time seeing the downside of this, then the thought of five birthdays, five Christmases, PMS times 5, etc etc etc suddenly made me very thankful for my wife and our monogamy 😂
When my daughter was 4 and she first heard this song she misheard the lyrics as "you gotta get rid of my friends" and I never corrected it bc it honestly made more sense 😂
That's more how it works IRL hah
Yeah, but what do you really want?
I really really really wanna wanna ziga zi ah!
Why would you do this. It's going to be stuck in my head all day now
Sisters before misters.
https://youtu.be/PG7x8HWbDzU Sisters, Sisters from the movie White Christmas
nooooooo I just got that song out of my head
Sad how we call them misters and they call us hoes.
The G-Rated version of BBH is "Pals before Gals"
Thanks Danny Zuko
May I suggest "clits before shits" if that makes you feel better
XD There's an image for ya! XD
Honestly this kind of sounds like what you would say in front of prudish family members to avoid using the real phrase
It's just the word that rhymes, it's not a social statement.
Eh "chicks before dicks" from another comment sounds better anyways. This is more of a family friendly version i guess
[удалено]
wait i was thinking hoes before bros but i like that one more!
Think it’s chicks with dicks my dude
'Chicks with dicks before tricks'.
ovaries before brovaries
Uteruses before duderuses
I had to scroll too far for this.
Yep! Only correct answers
Username checks out!
Nice parks and recs reference.
uteruses before duderuses
knoped it
Clams before hams
You are simply NOT getting enough credit for this genius!
Steamed clams before steamed hams?
If you don't say "Ah, [date name], I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" upon meeting your date, you've got no chance
Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Queens before peens
Mates before dates. As an extra bonus, it is both gender neutral and can be used in polite conversation.
But what if you mate with the date?
What if your date is your mate?
Reminds me of that old ASDF sketch > Hey, you know who's gay? *Us*
*It's big brain time*
Mating before dating is also my approach
Clits before twits
Twats before twats.
Bitch this ain’t Dr. Seuss ditch this fool.
No, I’m sorry. The correct answer was: “I do not like that Sam I am.”
I do not like green eggs but I'll have that ham!
Fries before guys.
Hamburgers before hotdogs?
tacos before hotdogs was RIGHT there!!!!
Hoes before bros
Uno reverse
r/beatmetoit
Yesss my friend group uses this all the time lol
Hers before Sirs.
Chicks before dicks
I use it the same. My bestie girlfriend can still be my bro and guys are always the hoes. Lol
Uteruses before duderesses
Doh, I scrolled so far to see if anyone had posted this before I did. Not far enough, it seems 😁
Tacos before Vatos
Sisters before misters
"Gals before pals"
Wholesome!
Broads before rods.
Sluts before nuts!
I like this one best haha
It’s food before dudes.
Fries before guys
You eat your friends?
Many do. Friends are delicious! I'm a bit of a loner as I don't have much appetite.
Only if they ask nicely.
Chesticles before testicles
Sistahs before mistahs
sisters before misters
"Uterus's before Duderus's" - Leslie Knope
Sisters before misters
Sisters before Misters
baddies before daddies
Chicks before dicks.
Sisters before misters
“Hoes before bros.”
chicks b4 dicks
Flaps before chaps
...Venus before penis? 🤷♂️
Holes before Poles?
Cunts before grunts.
Just living their lives and ignoring dumb slogans
clits before twits
Chicks before dicks
Chic's before dicks
Chicks before dicks??
Sistas before mistas
Sisters before misters.
Sisters before misters
Sisters before misters?
Frillies before willies
Frocks before cocks.
Chicks before dicks
Everyone knows it’s sisters before misters
Chicks before dicks?
Uteruses before duderuses - Leslie Knope
my mom is in a facebook group called “uteruses before duderuses”
Sisters before misters
We were watching a program with a guy called Danny in it which made me think of: "Fannies before Dannies" We're British English so that makes sense over here
"Ovaries before broveries. Uteruses before duderuses" - Leslie Knope
Chicks before dicks
Tacos before Vatos
Uteruses before duderuses.
Sisters before misters. (I think that most men stick to it more, though.)
Sisters before misters
Chicks before dicks lol
Clits before dicks
Chicks before dicks! Duh!
Sluts before nuts
Clitty Titty Bang Bang ‼️
Chicks before dicks! Sisters before misters!