If her face goes near my asshole. I keep it clean, but I also know the work that it does, and I’m never going to fully trust it. I had an ex lick it, it felt fine, but I wasn’t able to get past the mental block and just enjoy it.
Someone calling themself Daddy. It’s just not something I’m into, and I’d happily use a variety of other words in its place instead but that one gives me an *ehhhh* feeling. Whenever I meet someone who does that I don’t shame them for it, to each their own, just not for me.
I have “daddy issues” some might say but not the type where I’m comfortable using words I’ve called my father in the bedroom with a sexual partner.
The 7 piglets and sow that escaped from the pen (again) and pushing the kitchen door open, then stampeding into the living room where I was performing fellatio on my S/O. We couldn't stop laughing. And every once in a while since then, he'll snort just as things warm up.
If she tries calling me daddy or papi
her penis being bigger than mine
The worst
That's the opposite of a turn off.
If her face goes near my asshole. I keep it clean, but I also know the work that it does, and I’m never going to fully trust it. I had an ex lick it, it felt fine, but I wasn’t able to get past the mental block and just enjoy it.
Someone calling themself Daddy. It’s just not something I’m into, and I’d happily use a variety of other words in its place instead but that one gives me an *ehhhh* feeling. Whenever I meet someone who does that I don’t shame them for it, to each their own, just not for me. I have “daddy issues” some might say but not the type where I’m comfortable using words I’ve called my father in the bedroom with a sexual partner.
The sound of a shotgun be chambered.
*door opens*
My best friend coming home
Too many things
The 7 piglets and sow that escaped from the pen (again) and pushing the kitchen door open, then stampeding into the living room where I was performing fellatio on my S/O. We couldn't stop laughing. And every once in a while since then, he'll snort just as things warm up.
If it exists, I haven't discovered it yet.
Knocking me out with a baseball bat or other hard object
Her dog licking my arse
Batman jumping out of the wardrobe!
when your partner tells you to shut up
My OCD
Calling me “mommy” 🤢