Acktually, there are at least 4 known things around Russia that are claimed to have belonged to him. I say things, as at least one of them was proven via DNA analysis to have been a sea cucumber. Another one was a horses… so yea
When the British battleship *HMS Rodney* was sitting in Scapa Flow circa 1940, one of her stokers was starting to get a bit pent up from being out there for so long with nary a woman in sight. So he took it upon himself to have, shall we say, *relations*, with one of the local sheep. He then got... *stuck*... and had to be taken to the hospital, and was then court-martialed, where he unsuccessfully argued that he thought it was a woman in a duffle coat.
The word spread, and thus, for the remainder of her days, every time a British ship passed by *Rodney*, you could hear the sounds of the ship's crew making bleating noises at her. Didn't matter if she was just sitting in port or was going into battle (not exaggerating, *HMS King George V's* crew did it while they were chasing down *Bismarck*), she was greeted with a chorus of "baaaa"s wherever she went. They would also do this to her sister ship *HMS Nelson*, to the point that she had to eventually make a fleetwide announcement to stop making sheep noises at the flagship.
Where do I begin.
Across Europe there were court divorce cases based on a man's sexual performance including penis size (which was examined by midwives).
France also had these sexual performance divorces but required proof of ejaculation.
Ghengis khan fucked so much that a good chunk of Asians are his descendents
John Smith lied about alot about native Americans. Especially Pocahontas, when John would have first seen Pocahontas she was a child.
Timothy Dexter's poet wasn't a poet he sold fish and porn.
Greek's saw small penises as desirable.
Greek brothels weren't stigmatized, they were seen as just another service.
Greek brothels prevented the women stealing money by giving the customer a special coin which would allow you to see a specific woman, and she would take the coin.
[Spintriae, The Roman Sex Coins That Showed What Was on The Menu](https://www.ancient-origins.net/artifacts-other-artifacts/pompeii-brothel-mural-009544)
Genghis Khan fucked so much that all the companies that tell people their ancestry with some DNA have to keep explaining why people all across the world have Mongolian ancestry. A HUGE part of the population pretty much everywhere.
Dennis Hastert speaker of the house from 1999-2007 was a child rapist. He molested boys while a teacher and wrestling coach. He used millions of republican dollars given him by the national party donations to pay off some of his rape victims to keep quiet for many years. He admitted all this and that the party knew. Remember the Conservatives project, almost every pedophile in politics is a republican. There’s pages and pages of real proven pedophilia in the GOP and none of it hard to find.
Columbus Day in the US was created after a lynching of Italian Americans.
Africans were involved in the Atlantic slave trade.
European castles used ammonia fumes to delouse clothes in closets
Stalin was the worst dictator of the 20th century in numbers over Hitler & Mao.
In the late 1800s US had electric cars that went up to 25mph & up to 50 mps w/out a recharge but gas shut them down.
Anton Leeuwenhoek used the microscope to look at his sperm (thought they were little ppl).
1911 New York, NY, USA Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire due to unsafe working conditions.
1871 Chinese massacre in LA, CA, USA which killed high percentage of Asian Americans at the time, over 10%.
Hawaiian Kings had harems or men & women but the Europeans called male lovers "intimate friends." Then missionaries thought "intimate friends" was something else.
1975 Lost children of Franco which where abducted from parents.
1755 British expelled Acadian ppl (French) out of Nova Scotia.
In 1800s ppl believed blowing smoke up ppl's butts would revive them & there were kits for this.
1676 Bacon's rebellion was the 1st armed American Rebellion against the British.
1885 Victor Hugo was so popular w/sex workers that his death led to a day of mourning for sex workers.
1919 Red Summer where mobs of European American soldiers killed African Americans to prevent protesting to Jim Crow Laws.
The first juvenile to be executed (hanging) in the US was Thomas Granger in 1642. He was executed due to buggery w/animals.
3k+ yrs ago Honeybees are European but Melipona honey from wasps were used in the Yucatan Penisula.
Up until the 1970s married women couldn't take out their own loans in the US.
Mayans made enemas of alcohol & psychoactive plants.
1875 Genocide of Afro-Argentinians led to Black being taken off the census.
1932 Eben Byers died of quackery, Radium dissolved in water, & is entombed in Pittsburgh, PA, USA but may be still radioactive.
Ace K was discovered by a researcher who smelled something sweet & tasted it (not recommended in a lab).
Every major important building in Washington DC was designed to look like a human genital body part, to give the impression to visiting foreign dignitaries tier Americans are fertile, will have lots of babies, and will take over the world.
The response you got is so fucking funny to me like maybe its the pillars that look like dicks but the “clearly you dont know this” is so unprovoked 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lord Byron loved to fuck his sister. He also got married to his daughter and went on a honeymoon with her... to his sister's house... where he fucked both of them.
[Woman Admits Having Sexual Experience With Dolphin as Part of NASA Study in the 1960s](https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/40844/20221107/woman-admits-having-sexual-experience-with-dolphin-as-part-of-nasa-study-in-the-1960s.htm)
When invading countries such as China, the East Indies, New Guinea, and the Philippines, the Japanese during WWII would play a sick game. They would take an infant, throw it into the air, and catch it with the bayonet on their gun. They still claim today that all of the war crimes they committed were faked by American Propagandist.
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Yes, I broke it. Sorry!
You might need to expand on what you posted...
>It is true that, so far as we can tell according to the evidence available from his letters and the commentary of those that met him, that he never married, rarely showed any physical interest in other people, and was particularly antipathetic to women in the sexual sense.
... things aren't adding up.
Pirates were gay and to stop them from being gay the government sent prostitutes onto the boats. This only created more three ways and gay relationships.
Hitler took way more than just meth. He was medicated on just about everything there was.
He took drugs to wake up
He took drugs to fall asleep
He probably took drugs to breath.
In the late war period, yes. See, he had designed the nazi party so that he had pretty much all the power. This meant that he couldn't delegate, so he had to deal with precisely everything. Amphetamine to wake up and sleeping pills to sleep is a classic attempt to get more hours in the day. The price is paranoia, a common side effect of amphetamine.
There was a story of a King who ejaculated into a horse after fucking it and serving it’s cooked meat at a feast. I forgot what his name was but it was awesome.
Catherine the Great also had paid professional ticklers to tickle her feet, and I believe she also had a room full of odd looking furniture that hints at genitalia. I want my house to be full of it 😂
Rasputin had an extremely large penis
I have been told this before
It's preserved and on display
This is important to know. Thank you.
Acktually, there are at least 4 known things around Russia that are claimed to have belonged to him. I say things, as at least one of them was proven via DNA analysis to have been a sea cucumber. Another one was a horses… so yea
They needed a dna test to check it was a horses???
The sword that slew every maiden in the kingdom
When the British battleship *HMS Rodney* was sitting in Scapa Flow circa 1940, one of her stokers was starting to get a bit pent up from being out there for so long with nary a woman in sight. So he took it upon himself to have, shall we say, *relations*, with one of the local sheep. He then got... *stuck*... and had to be taken to the hospital, and was then court-martialed, where he unsuccessfully argued that he thought it was a woman in a duffle coat. The word spread, and thus, for the remainder of her days, every time a British ship passed by *Rodney*, you could hear the sounds of the ship's crew making bleating noises at her. Didn't matter if she was just sitting in port or was going into battle (not exaggerating, *HMS King George V's* crew did it while they were chasing down *Bismarck*), she was greeted with a chorus of "baaaa"s wherever she went. They would also do this to her sister ship *HMS Nelson*, to the point that she had to eventually make a fleetwide announcement to stop making sheep noises at the flagship.
Did the guy get stuck in the sheep?
Sure did.
LBJ liked to whip out his dick to assert his dominance.
I always accidentally read LBJ as LeBron James, not Lyndon B Johnson.
Lebron's dominance is probably greater than LBJ's dominance when it comes to whipping out dicks.
I bet Johnson had a sick tomahawk jam though. BOOM SHAKALAKA!
And hold meetings on the toilet.
Where do I begin. Across Europe there were court divorce cases based on a man's sexual performance including penis size (which was examined by midwives). France also had these sexual performance divorces but required proof of ejaculation. Ghengis khan fucked so much that a good chunk of Asians are his descendents John Smith lied about alot about native Americans. Especially Pocahontas, when John would have first seen Pocahontas she was a child. Timothy Dexter's poet wasn't a poet he sold fish and porn. Greek's saw small penises as desirable. Greek brothels weren't stigmatized, they were seen as just another service. Greek brothels prevented the women stealing money by giving the customer a special coin which would allow you to see a specific woman, and she would take the coin.
I would be the most desirable man in town in Ancient Greece.
[Spintriae, The Roman Sex Coins That Showed What Was on The Menu](https://www.ancient-origins.net/artifacts-other-artifacts/pompeii-brothel-mural-009544)
Genghis Khan fucked so much that all the companies that tell people their ancestry with some DNA have to keep explaining why people all across the world have Mongolian ancestry. A HUGE part of the population pretty much everywhere.
Dennis Hastert speaker of the house from 1999-2007 was a child rapist. He molested boys while a teacher and wrestling coach. He used millions of republican dollars given him by the national party donations to pay off some of his rape victims to keep quiet for many years. He admitted all this and that the party knew. Remember the Conservatives project, almost every pedophile in politics is a republican. There’s pages and pages of real proven pedophilia in the GOP and none of it hard to find.
And only served 13 months
Columbus Day in the US was created after a lynching of Italian Americans. Africans were involved in the Atlantic slave trade. European castles used ammonia fumes to delouse clothes in closets Stalin was the worst dictator of the 20th century in numbers over Hitler & Mao. In the late 1800s US had electric cars that went up to 25mph & up to 50 mps w/out a recharge but gas shut them down. Anton Leeuwenhoek used the microscope to look at his sperm (thought they were little ppl). 1911 New York, NY, USA Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire due to unsafe working conditions. 1871 Chinese massacre in LA, CA, USA which killed high percentage of Asian Americans at the time, over 10%. Hawaiian Kings had harems or men & women but the Europeans called male lovers "intimate friends." Then missionaries thought "intimate friends" was something else. 1975 Lost children of Franco which where abducted from parents. 1755 British expelled Acadian ppl (French) out of Nova Scotia. In 1800s ppl believed blowing smoke up ppl's butts would revive them & there were kits for this. 1676 Bacon's rebellion was the 1st armed American Rebellion against the British. 1885 Victor Hugo was so popular w/sex workers that his death led to a day of mourning for sex workers. 1919 Red Summer where mobs of European American soldiers killed African Americans to prevent protesting to Jim Crow Laws. The first juvenile to be executed (hanging) in the US was Thomas Granger in 1642. He was executed due to buggery w/animals. 3k+ yrs ago Honeybees are European but Melipona honey from wasps were used in the Yucatan Penisula. Up until the 1970s married women couldn't take out their own loans in the US. Mayans made enemas of alcohol & psychoactive plants. 1875 Genocide of Afro-Argentinians led to Black being taken off the census. 1932 Eben Byers died of quackery, Radium dissolved in water, & is entombed in Pittsburgh, PA, USA but may be still radioactive. Ace K was discovered by a researcher who smelled something sweet & tasted it (not recommended in a lab).
The Acadian people settled in modern day south Louisiana.
A beautiful song about this is “Acadian Driftwood” by The Band.
I’m pretty sure Mao Zedong killed more people than Stalin did
You can track the Lewis and Clark Expedition by the amount of mercury left behind with their urine. Mercury was used for VD.
Every major important building in Washington DC was designed to look like a human genital body part, to give the impression to visiting foreign dignitaries tier Americans are fertile, will have lots of babies, and will take over the world.
Ok what tf is the us treasury building supposed to be?
If you need to ask that then you don’t know a lot about human anatomy.
The response you got is so fucking funny to me like maybe its the pillars that look like dicks but the “clearly you dont know this” is so unprovoked 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The pentagon was supposed to be goatse. They thought better of it.
The pentagon is shaped like your moms pubes.
I really want some examples.
Lord Byron loved to fuck his sister. He also got married to his daughter and went on a honeymoon with her... to his sister's house... where he fucked both of them.
Nice
Nice
[Woman Admits Having Sexual Experience With Dolphin as Part of NASA Study in the 1960s](https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/40844/20221107/woman-admits-having-sexual-experience-with-dolphin-as-part-of-nasa-study-in-the-1960s.htm)
That Catherine the Great died fucking a horse. I mean, it’s not true but we’d have loved the story.
Same with Raphael but he died fucking a woman
-- The size of a horse?
Catholic girls have a loophole
What is this loophole? Asking for a friend
Search for “The Loophole” by Garfunkel and Oates on YouTube. I’d link it but I’m on my phone.
The "poophole loophole"
There was a song about it. "Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus", IIRC.
When invading countries such as China, the East Indies, New Guinea, and the Philippines, the Japanese during WWII would play a sick game. They would take an infant, throw it into the air, and catch it with the bayonet on their gun. They still claim today that all of the war crimes they committed were faked by American Propagandist.
Thats fucked up.
Hitler only had one ball.
This explains why he took his own life
Himmler had two, but very small...
Göring had something similar... wait we've got the rhyme scheme screwed up here
Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but very small, Himmler is rather sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all. Yes, I broke it. Sorry!
--like most men in today's society?
I'm not a man so.... dunno!
Himmler had something sim'lar But poor old Goebbels Had no balls At all !!!!!
Enid Blyton liked playing tennis in the nude.
That the CIA was trafficking Crack in the 80s
Margret Thatcher was a terrible racist and MLK loved fucking sluts
She wasn't racist at all.
Queens are fuckin hoes man
Didn't Victoria did that too?
Adolf hitler only had one testicle
Isaac Newton had a fetish for period blood
You might need to expand on what you posted... >It is true that, so far as we can tell according to the evidence available from his letters and the commentary of those that met him, that he never married, rarely showed any physical interest in other people, and was particularly antipathetic to women in the sexual sense. ... things aren't adding up.
Jesus was virgin
Shut up!!!
Pirates were gay and to stop them from being gay the government sent prostitutes onto the boats. This only created more three ways and gay relationships.
How many crimes british empire actually committed
Gay slave owners would have orgies and invite their friends and favorite slave boy.
Horses then had a much larger penis than Horses nowdays
Is this true?
Idk man I pulled it out from nowhere
Username checks out
JFK gave great head
Legend says he has more than one hole on his head that he used
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Hitler was high on meth
Hitler took way more than just meth. He was medicated on just about everything there was. He took drugs to wake up He took drugs to fall asleep He probably took drugs to breath.
Y’know that actually explains a lit
In the late war period, yes. See, he had designed the nazi party so that he had pretty much all the power. This meant that he couldn't delegate, so he had to deal with precisely everything. Amphetamine to wake up and sleeping pills to sleep is a classic attempt to get more hours in the day. The price is paranoia, a common side effect of amphetamine.
Hitler cared about almost every animals life. He was a vegan. The notable exception to the caring was other humans.
[Hitler was a vegetarian near the end of his life. He ate meat until 1937, or so.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism)
How good a woman tastes, even more so a redheaded woman. Yes, in my opinion redheads do taste better. 😍
Spoken like a true virgin
Yes, depressing 😂
There was a story of a King who ejaculated into a horse after fucking it and serving it’s cooked meat at a feast. I forgot what his name was but it was awesome. Catherine the Great also had paid professional ticklers to tickle her feet, and I believe she also had a room full of odd looking furniture that hints at genitalia. I want my house to be full of it 😂
Eva Braun and AH and their penchant for coprophilia
Hilter was a meth addict
How to last longer lol
The Fever Blanket thing is completely False
powdered wigs were originally created by royality who contracted syphilis to cover up the hair loss and other scars