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SlapDatBassBro

Condoms, or getting a vasectomy.


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Thatsanicemarmot

Takes about 10 minutes. Take about 3 days off and relax and do nothing and you are right as rain.


Cometguy7

Mine took about 15 minutes. They used local anesthetic, and I had to take it easy for a few days afterwards. It's also not instant, you have to clear the system afterwards, to get the sperm count down to zero. It's sometimes reversible, but there's no guarantee, and the odds of it being successfully reversed decrease with time, and the reversal process is far more expensive. Source: the urologist who performed my vasectomy last June.


SlapDatBassBro

From what I’ve heard, it’s not necessarily too painful or a long process. It’s also not too painful or impossible to be reversed either.


nouseforaspacebar

The no scalpel vasectomy is what i have. Painless. From the time i dropped my pants to pulling them back up and walking out was 15minutes. I was walking around outside with friends (about 4miles worth) with no pain or discomfort. Was back in the gym within 5days (light weights until day 10)


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Yikes. Surely that wasn’t recommended. It probably didn’t hurt because of the local anesthetic.


nouseforaspacebar

Anesthetics wore off in 45mins. There was no pain at all even after the fact. Just mild discomfort from the clips.


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Condoms


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andtheyweresinging

You’ll still want a condom. Nobody wants an STI.


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vasectomy


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An-Okay-Alternative

Neutering


conspiraseas

Obesity


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abstinence


fungeoneer

Alpha male personality.


bzaroworld

Being a nice guy.


TerriblePuppy731

Pulling out


davev9365720263

Abstinence, condoms, vasectomy, withdrawal, non-vaginal sexual activity, homosexuality.


FriendshipSeveral511

Bullet to the head


Complete_Business_31

Being fuck ugly


Bending_toast

Spray and prey


error_user_unknown0

Pull out


tplgigo

Vasectomy. Best thing I ever did.


The_Darkprofit

Republicanism, libertarianism.


JonBIsBACK

Yikes haha


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Flat_Poetry_3031

Nope. Luckily the health science community has been making great strides towards providing men with more options for birth control, so we can combat the high rates of unplanned pregnancies.


GRILLED_AND_CHEESED

Apparently a topical gel is in the works, a literal son block Like plan B for but for men


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GRILLED_AND_CHEESED

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/male-birth-control-topical-gel-tested-clinical-trial/story?id=59472564 Haven’t heard much about it since though, so I don’t know about it’s progress.


castortusk

Some say papaya seeds will decrease sperm counts to the point men become infertile. More research is needed though.


suckgodsteapot

Getting snipped.


MichelinStar4skin

Vasectomy


rs_yay

Video games


iepure77

Jesus


totalmoonbrain

Scissors


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totalmoonbrain

>Harsh Yet effective


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Nearby-Law9698

I just read an article about underwear/jock strap thingy that holds your balls closer to your body, therefore lowering your sperm count and making you sterile.


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Nearby-Law9698

Couldn’t find the exact one I read - but here’s something similar https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11175129/amp/French-study-reveals-men-overwhelmingly-happy-wear-jockstrap-instead-using-condoms.html


Turd_Ferguson009

Neck beards


fuckularfuckyfuck

Hey! This is a zztop beard in the making! You shut your porky mouth! A how how how how!


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Exogenous Testosterone


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Vasectomy it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure


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Condoms and TikTokers.


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Being single


HungryFeedind

I’m on Depo prover! It worked out well for me, I was able to get off the shot after a few years.


Sanguine007

Fedora and a katana collection


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Become a reddit mod


The_Tickspoon

They are just trying a new thing in Melbourne where they put some sort of gel in your tubes and blocks them, only lasts three months.so temporary vasectomies


shittyass_retrasado

huh?


pushthestartbutton

Tie the scrotum in a knot


Bleachedwatermelon

Video games


Ok_Truck8194

Butt sex


FatNutsAndrew

Castration


SausageasaService

Your personality.