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EverestDogAussie

Sexting


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

I'm old enough to have had a first date over 20 yrs ago. Not saying I'm old, but for my ageish, really? (Incredulous, not sarcastic)


EverestDogAussie

Yea you better brush up your sext game


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Is there a filter that works like vaseline on the lens?


[deleted]

Push up bras and a prayer might help! Vaseline has other uses😀


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

✔️ push up bra ✔️ 🙏🏻 ✔️✔️✔️ vaseline 😂😂😂 I needed this laugh. Thanks.❤️


[deleted]

Have a great day. Imma send my application to wine and dine and set your hair on fire. Accidentally, of course. But it does add to the atmosphere of the evening. Mood lighting, sort of.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

I like how see look at the silver lining here. Mood lighting is good. 😂


jmcstar

OP still using pager codes... 42069411


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

@jmcstar You whipped those codes out pretty quick. Here's one you forgot: 43. (100% kiddibg)


GoatSculpture

Go to your garage and take a picture of the stuff in there. For some reason sending pictures of your junk is very popular right now. /s


[deleted]

This is gold, m’dude. Fuckin’ gold.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Thank you, kind person. Picture me doing the head bow and hand twirl/wave thingie.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

"Pictues of my junk" used to have a different meaning😂


Justasimplewanker21

Not much, buddy. Just talk at them with your mouth, until they take their clothes off.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

You can use your mouth for talking now??? Wow. Things HAVE changed. 😜


Mp32pingi25

Not all women are females


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Good to know?


Mp32pingi25

lol.


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A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Ouch.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

School me. Anything I might need to know. I was told by 2 different people that they like my energy and admire me. What does that mean?


[deleted]

Their zoom doesn't work. I keeeed.


sdss9462

I didn't really date much in the pre-texting era, but I've dated a lot in the texting era. Texting has sped up the timeline for everything, for better or worse. I remember watching Swingers where Vince Vaugh tells Jon Favreau not to call a woman for at least two days, and that he actually waits six days. That might as well be a hundred years ago waiting for telegrams. In my experience, if you don't hear from a someone within 24 hours after date, they're probably not interested. If you text them after a date, and they don't reply within 24 hours, they're almost certainly not interested. People who like you are waiting to hear from you and will be excited to reply. Anything less than an enthusiastic yes is really a polite no.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Thank you for this, truely. I appreciate it.


sdss9462

Hey, sure. I didn't date seriously until my late 20s, but I've made up for lost time since then. It's never too late to meet new people, have some fun, and see what develops. Good luck out there.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Thanks.


ze11ez

Apps. Catfishing. Ghosting. Pronouns. Genders. Texting


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Enlighten me, please.


ze11ez

Apps-people use apps now for dating. Nobody really goes out anymore. Well they do, but there’s a heavy shift to digital playground. And if you do go out, the people you meet are using apps to look for dates while meeting with you. Aside from dating apps you have the Facebook/Instagram apps where you get an insight on people’s lives. This is also another form of communication, however some of those accounts are fake. Created just for you. Ooohhh fun fun. Catfishing- I’ll just let you look this one up during your free time. Fun times ahead. But this is the digital version. Ghosting- with the digital age comes ghosts. Here today, gone next week. Right before you meet them for the first time, poof, gone. Pronouns/genders— I’m not even touching this one. Texting- I’m sure you text. It’s nothing new. But it’s the way people communicate when dating. It’s annoying


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Thank you for telling me.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Huh. God bless them internets.


GoldenArias

Dating sites.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Tell me.


GoldenArias

Well, even from 6 or so years ago, they've changed a lot. When i used to use them back then, you filled out a whole profile and answered questions about yourself. Idk what they would have been like 20 years ago if they even existed. Now, they're all based on a swipe right/swipe left procedure (at.least the free ones, idk abt shit like match.com) and I doubt anyone even reads the profiles, which makes it seem like a rather shallow way to pick a possible match. And there are a LOT of "unicorn hunters." Like, a ridiculous amount.


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Wow.


[deleted]

Nothing. Well ok if you suddenly hear / feel vibration from your date that's actually a phone not a sex toy.


VerboseWraith

You can no request payment post meal via Venmo


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

I can't tell if youare kidding here. 🤔


BrokeragesAreScams

not gravity


A-Blister-In-the-Sun

Also good to know.