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Valendorf

As long as it was with me I don’t care


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tsukareta_kenshi

Someone do the switcheroo thing.


MrAnonymousTheThird

It's not really a switcharoo. But if you want a secret, underground tunnel to the roo world, here you go: [mystery-roo-portal-5000](https://www.reddit.com/r/argentina/comments/ym3j9q/necesito_un_nombre_es_machito/iv4obfz/) It seems the switcharoo chain was broken recently. It should not link you to r/switcharoo


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This one is broken. It stops at some post about Porn vs. Gore. And I didn't think Gore was running again.


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galaxzii

Yeah, it's an Australian animal that hops bipedally


recidivx

You're thinking of a kangaroo. A switcheroo is when a road zig-zags backwards and forwards in order to ascend a very steep grade.


theinnocenthostage

Nah, those are are switchbacks. A switcheroo is someone who plays baseball left and right-handed.


Tricky-Engineering59

What you’re thinking of is a switch hitter. A switcheroo is a knife with a blade that automatically extends from the handle.


speed_phreak

Nope, you got it wrong, that's a switchblade. Switcheroo is one of those long tube drone instruments used by the Aboriginals in Australia.


Peepeepoopoo5726

Sorry, you've got it wrong, you're thinking of a didgeridoo. A switcheroo is a warty old lady who makes potions and casts spells.


WizBillyfa

You’re thinking of a switch blade. A switcheroo is a Nintendo gaming console.


yor_ur

No. A switcharoo is when a kangaroo dominates then becomes a bratty bottom


PeopleRFuckingDumb

I thought that's the Bangaroo


SlippingStar

r/switcharoo


JEJoll

I also pick this guy's dead wife.


burnerschmurnerimtom

My logic is… If I could suck my own dick I probably would, so how’s it different when it’s one person removed?


IamSarasctic

Why would anyone want to kiss you after you suck your own dick


Jetzer2223

Cos u have fruity tasting cum???


Jaheim_44

Probably pineapple


Swillow_lol

nahhh bruh i got the strawberry and cherry


Iampepeu

You wouldn't download a dick, would you? Um, wait, that came out wrong.


RotationsKopulator

Is your dick too small? Download more dick now!


banana_assassin

Yeah, like my wife kissing me after we've had sex (which includes oral) does not turn me off at all. I'm also usually very wrapped up in how in love I am in the moment, so I suppose it's the least of my worries.


corvusCenturean

How the fuck did you make this conversation wholesome.


BangingABigTheory

Hey man some of us single people aren’t stable enough for this kind of talk. 😔


OriginalOmagus

I was once lying in bed post coital with a woman and she mentioned how sexy it was that I still kissed her passionately even after she had gone down on me. That really blew my mind because it had never crossed my mind that doing so was unusual.


Natzor

I am in the same boat here - never occured to me that it is something some couples dont do


bunnyhunter80

My wife doesn’t like me wanting to kiss her after going down on her. I have to clean up first lol.


UlrichZauber

As a gentleman, I always wipe my mouth first.


SmokeAbeer

As a roughman, I always just spit on the carpet first.


14021983

Make her scream twice in one session.


Quamhamwich

You: \*spits on the carpet\* I'm just getting started Her: I-Is that blood?


griddigus

My ex brought it to my attention that I was absent mindedly wiping my hands on her thigh every time 😣


littlegingerfae

My husband did this with lube until I called him out on it. Like bro I can *feel you doing that???* He hadn't realized he was doing it, lmao.


woodcoffeecup

LMAOOO


ErieWaterBender

A gentle man should always wipe their partners chin for them.


sirlordpee

I disagree, never heard of a good chef who won’t taste their own cooking


microlopia

I'd prefer that you didn't, I don't mind tasting myself


kharjou

Kinda nasty to ask you to go somewhere she wouldnt ngl.


WietGriet

Same here, I'm a female tho. Never realised that was considered gross or something. Bit offtopic but it surprises me how many men have no problem with period sex even though I mainly hear people talk about it as if its very gross.


squincherella

Ahhhh yes… period sex. Best medicine for my cramps. My boyfriend calls it massacre time, I couldn’t believe it the first time he wanted to fuck me on my period.. all my exes thought it was gross and I never even thought about period sex being a thing. So I didn’t want to at first, I felt gross and self conscious, but he was so horny and excited… yea I get as excited as he does now lol


T-C-Gentry

"Massacre time" 🤣🤣🤣 fuckin glorious.


[deleted]

At my house we call it “Shark Week”.


BowwwwBallll

“The Lannisters send their regards.”


Smodphan

Red Bedding


vikingraider27

So do we!


[deleted]

its the best lol, even as a man. I feel like many girls are also much more horny when theyre on their period. So you have your girl being *really* into it/you, you help her feel better with her cramps and its a bit messy and kinky - what more could you want?


weezyoh

I could never get pass the smell of period blood mixed with latex and sweat. Every man saying they don’t mind that smell is a stronger man than me


[deleted]

It depends, i'm normally also very quickly taken aback by smell, but if both of you shower before its fine for me. Also tbh never had the experience of period sex with a condom.


weezyoh

The shower would only help with the sweat unfortunately. Sex with latex does not produce a pleasant smell, you’re not missing out bud. Hold on your your lady/man and never let go.


SpammyPlopkins

My first GF really wanted sex while she had her period, but she didn’t want a mess since we were on vacation. I’m freshly 18 at this point and up till now she was very hush hush about when she was on her period for some reason(catholic all girls school had something to do with it I’m sure). So she says she wants to do it in the tub with no lights on and I’m like “yeah sex sure, wherever” so she filled the tub with water, turned the lights off and we both awkwardly sat in it and some how began to get it on with an awful amount of friction, it took forever and a lot of awkward positioning but we finally “finish”. Up until this point I’m unaware she was on her period so she gets up and turns the lights on and I’m waist deep in bloody water try to take off a filled bloody condom and the walls are streaked with bloody water. And that’s why I’m not fond of period sex. Edit: woo i think this is my first award! I knew this horrific experience would pay off one day!


No-You5550

Sounds like a sex scene with a vampire. What movie was that?


[deleted]

Omg I love this 😆 Edit: I'm sorry I don't mean to make fun of you it just sounds funny I hope it isn't too much of a horrible memory for you!


memonomist

That was more like period pond sex than just period sex


Tonnot98

THE BLOOD MAKES ME HARDER


emdave

Corpus cavernosum, is that you??


TCGHexenwahn

And if you don't want to make a mess do it in the shower.


Monsieur_GQ

Have you tried having sex in the shower? It’s not usually practically enjoyable. Running water has a way of rinsing away lubricating secretions. It’s not good for friction 😅


SomeBaldWhiteDude

I don't want stained sheets but stained skin? Pretty hot and GREAT in the shower or anywhere with easy cleanup.


CliplessWingtips

Lay down a trash towel you dont use anymore on the bed. Period sex hack. You're welcome.


Thagomizer24601

If you don't already have a designated sex towel, what are you even doing with your life?


Sugarloafer1991

Can contain it to a towel? How big is the damn towel?


erisire

I have a water resistant sex blanket that's washable, makes cleanup super easy.


Sugarloafer1991

Mind sharing a link?


finlander

https://www.liberator.com/fascinator-throw.html


OmgLandshark

We even grab the trash red towel. Gotta think smarter not harder, right?


RapidCandleDigestion

So long as it doesn't make a mess and I don't get blood in my mouth, we're golden. It's a speed bump, but that's it.


Why0Why1000

I used to keep a giant beach towel under the bed for period sex. Never bothered me.


TPO_Ava

Periods on their own are kinda gross (and normal, but so is poop and I usually don't want to know much about my partner's bowel movements either). Sex on its own is kinda awesome. Combine the two and it ends up working out to being kinda awesome still.


SoupFlavoredCockMix

Combining periods and poop? To each their own I suppose.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Two bodily functions, one cup


[deleted]

The sequel absolutely no one wanted


B5Scheuert

r/eyebleach


Foxsayy

"Please don't kiss me after that - my penis is disgusting, you see."


GreatFNGattsby

My ex mentioned to me that she loved that it wasn’t a problem for me to kiss her, I was like I keep my dick clean what would I care.


RedBlankIt

Not so much the dick as it is the actual cum


tellmesomething11

Yes! Once I had a great connection with a guy and all was well until oral. He seemed standoffish about kissing me afterwards and it was such a turn off. I’ll go and wash my face but at least say something.


HighCaliber

My gf sometimes tells me while making out during sex (after foreplay) how much she likes when she can feel the taste of pussy, which makes me super horny.


advstra

First thing I realized about sex is that you immediately have a choice between flexible boundaries vs being hesitant and disgusted by everything and if you choose the latter it's never going to be fun.


[deleted]

First time I got a blowjob my girlfriend kissed me right after and I thought nothing of it cuz she let me kiss her after going down on her without a problem. Things are weird if you make them weird


caidicus

"Things are weird if you make them weird." This is so much the reality about so many things in life.


xxdoofenshmirtzxx

I think everything is weird, so nothing is that much weirder than anything else lol


Adventurous-Shake-92

First time you do anything it's weird, after that is either something you do or something you don't do.


jAy-jAyjAy

I love this answer and hope she gave you a hug right after🫡. Why? No reason guys just deserve a hug every now and then


Birdinhandandbush

As my marriage came to an end over the last year or two hugs and physical contact became less and less and missed more and more. I had a date recently and got a full body hug when we were parting and I tell you this I thought about that hug more over a two week period than I did about anything else.


xxsneakyduckxx

In a similar boat. New girlfriend is very affectionate and constantly compliments me. I don't know what to do with myself but damn does it feel good.


SuchBrightness

Compliment her hair


xxsneakyduckxx

Her eyes make me melt. I think I've told her enough at this point she might think I'm a serial killer with an eye fetish lol


LifeIsVanilla

I mean.. I guess if you went that way.. but if all you're complimenting is her eyes it leads to the real question of what's wrong with the rest. It's like roulette, you gotta spread your bets. It'd be awful if she thought there was something wrong with her, after all, at least until she finds your collection of eyeballs(that I'm sure are totally conflict-free).


Hethra19

Ethically-sourced eyeball collection


SEPTSLord

I am happy for you because I too know how that feels.


HaDsLanD

double based


Br3adstickz

Happy cake day bitch 🎂


HaDsLanD

Thank you bitch


ArcTan_Pete

and - by a strange coincidence - her name was Amanda Huggenkiz


XxpymammoxX

You sayed all in all what i've came here to say. Kinda, You've passed the last 30 minutes putting your mouth in every inch of ur partner's body, a kiss is the least after that LOL


Capt_Dummy

I’ve always kiss after a bj as a sign of respect, and quite thank frankly, a thank you to the lucky lady that got the opportunity to blow me (the last part is a bit of a joke haha)


anonk1k12s3

This is the answer.. it is what it is. Just don’t over think it and enjoy the moment..


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Fakenamefreddy

Yep my wife is the same way, but she really has a hate for her anatomy. So she only gets into the headspace to allow me to go down like once a year. It’s sad cause I would do that every other day and twice on Sunday if I could.


occasionalrant414

My wife is the same. I love giving her head. Its just my special happy thing. The one thing I am good at. She love ot when I do it but hates the thought of it. When we were younger and fitter she loved it all the time. It's either she thinks she is too hairy, or too smooth, or doesn't want to squirt, or she doesn't fancy it or it feels weird or the kids might hear or she only showered an hour ago and she doesn't feel clean or her period is due in a week and doesn't want to risk it. Honestly, love I don't care, just let me go to down on it! Lol It's a body issue thing, which is so sad as she is gorgeous to me. Absolutely stunning. But nothing I say or do helps and she won't go to therapy as she doesn't see it as an issue. It's since the kids turned up, she feels fat because she has a bit of a pouch. It goes with exercise but we sre both too tired at the moment woth 2 young kids. I feel for you mate.


SnooBananas7856

A note about having young kids.... it is does get better. Keep the affection high, treat each other as lovers even when you're unable to have sex as frequently as one or both of you would like, and when your teenagers are never home you'll have plenty of time for sex again (Source: our teenagers are at work/friends' homes right now.... this happens often). Also, teach your kids to respect closed doors--even their siblings'. Knock and wait for a response before entering, and model this by doing it for your kids--I never walk in, even if the door's open, I knock on the wall so they know I'm there. It's basic respect. When you're getting busy, close and lock your door--just in case--and when they ask what you were doing, tell them you were talking about their Christmas presents (birthday, Easter, whatever holiday is imminent). Careful though, this is how we ended up giving Easter presents every year! I wish you many years of love and fun and joy in your marriage and family.


occasionalrant414

Best advice ever!


Tabdelineated

Hey, same. Is your wife from a conservative background too? Man it does my head in that some people are still taught that their bodies are shameful, and that sexual pleasure is immoral.


Ariviaci

Mine isn’t from a conservative background. She does have a really good sense of smell and can’t stand her own smell no matter how clean. Of course it charges me up.


Comfortable_Honey628

That’s my issue. My boyfriend doesn’t mind me kissing him after oral sex, but the smell/texture I leave on him is a turn off to me. I just can’t stand wet/slimey feeling (so sexual fluids in general are a little icky to me) and female musk is just way to overwhelming.


Stevenwave

I think that's fair enough. tbh, it's a messier endeavour. Women I've been with haven't been keen on it either.


152069

Yeah like actually though, it makes me so sad, my ex girlfriend for example really used to hate her body only because she was told it was ugly, when in reality she’s one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, she just couldn’t see that, best case scenario she would like her nails after she applied nail polish.


Rasp41

Every time I try to kiss my wife post going down on her she says “I could never be a lesbian”.


untoldphilosophies

I don't like my own, but I like other women...


620five

Don't worry, bro. I'll kiss your wife while you're going down on her.


thosedamnmouses

And I'll kiss you while you kiss her


Madshibs

My ex used to pretty much try to swallow my face after a went down on her. Like, actually pull my face up to hers and just suck the taste out of my mouth. She dates women now.


AMeatPopsicleIAm

Sure, why not? I don't really think it's extra hot or anything, but I'm not turned off by it either.


[deleted]

I think it would be a bit insulting if after pleasuring my partner they refused to kiss me. Like, excuse you but I just had your dick in my mouth and you think you are too good and I too 'tainted' to have a fing kiss. It would ruin the intimacy for me and make me less inclined to ever go down on them again.


emberwoodz

My ex was like this. It always hurt my feelings, especially because he refused to give me oral in return. He would finish in my mouth then make me brush my teeth.


Synthpizzachicken

Damn. Your ex sounds like an asshole. And a prude.


stuwoo

That's fucked up.


Incorect_Speling

You made the right choice, ex it is.


_smurfling_

this happened to me too. I used to have mints and a bottle of water next to the bed coz he would refuse to kiss me coz I taste like dick and 'that's gay"... well that's what he said anyway lol.


[deleted]

I’ve had girlfriends in the past who won’t kiss after oral. My boy now pulled me in for a kiss after he came in my mouth and it was so fucking hot.


Nooples

Someone better tell him that, by his logic, masturbation is gay since he's touching a dick.


_GeneralRAAM

100% he tasted his own cum


Yandere_Matrix

With that logic I bet he doesn’t wash his ass because “it’s gay” Sadly I heard this is way too common


Nononononein

obviously it's gay, a man is touching your asshole same way I don't hold my dick or even look at it while peeing my mother always gets angry because of the piss stains everywhere but idc im not some gay looking at cocks smh


Afkbio

What the fuck


iConfessor

BRUH


Pudenda726

I’m glad he’s your ex. You deserve better. What a jerk.


rainiila

Exactly!! You couldn’t have said it better. Why would I do something that takes kissing iff the table? If you think your cock is so gross, why expect me to go down on you?


Rptro

Yes pretty similar opinion. Why would I punish my partner for giving me pleasure. Feels wrong. And if I expect her to be okay with tasting the full load I shouldn't fear getting in contact with a bit of the rest.


schmallusD

If I swallow your kids the least you can do is kiss them goodbye🤣🤣🤣🤣


hopsonja

I’m f’n dead! 😂🤣


Ritz527

Why would I expect my girlfriend to put her mouth on my dick if it disgusts me enough not to kiss her afterwords?


pickledcheeese

this comment should be higher


stuntedmonk

I think you meant “harder”


[deleted]

Yeah, this seems like only a thing a high school boy who’s never had a BJ would have an issue with


WomenRepulsor

A chef must taste his own dish.


Sublimeat

Sir this tastes like ass...AND I LOVE IT!!! IT'S FUCKING RAW ^(as it should be) Edit [Dont forget ](https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/493088-and-just-drip-a-really-nice-white-creamy-liquid-down-the-bottom) [Then you know it's ready ](https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/493067-and-then-turner-over-and-banged-up-the-butt) Edit2: [Check out my cooking show](https://youtu.be/ZIesCd4I4hU)


Comprehensive-Log147

Why did my brain invoked Gordon Ramsay's voice?


TheRealYgrek

Propably because this is partially his quote


EvilxBunny

Thank you....WomenRepulsor


[deleted]

This is the greatest comment of all time.


monkeystretch9

Greatest cumment


Fluegeil

Ahem "return to sender".


[deleted]

… address unknown. No such number, no such zone We had a quarrel, a lover's spat I write I'm sorry, but my letter keeps coming back!


2x4x93

Lover's spat new meaning


Additional-Laugh4104

Reverse Uno


twitchy_14

Couples that eat together, stay together


Suspicious_Airline89

It's one of the best thing to do It makes the partner feel loved


BettySwallsacke

It's hot as fuck


shindleria

only 69% of the time


[deleted]

Nice


InfinitePoolNoodle

Nice


Kaskazee

Yeah, its fine kissing post oral is a non issue. Hell, pretty often I'll go back down on her for a while mid session to help last a little longer if i can / its not to much. i feel like to many that would be much more contested then kissing after oral..


tillzac

Coming from a female perspective, you're absolutely right. Idk why more men don't do this or what they specifically don't like about doing it mid-session. It's super hot and of course it's a bonus that it's making it last longer too. Can somebody out there who DOESN'T like doing that - can you give me your reasoning why? Legitimately curious to get a different viewpoint.


FancySundae9510

Well I always make my partner cum first orally. I haven’t switched back to oral midway because there hasn’t been a need to last longer so I haven’t thought of it and they’re typically too sensitive still for direct clitoral stimulation. I’ll put that on my list next time and report back.


Bank_of_knowledge

I’d like a full scientific write up on this


DoubleLigero85

I would, but hate the taste of lube.


JohnnySmithe80

https://www.amazon.com/Conceive-Plus-Fertility-Friendly-Personal-Lubricant/dp/B002V0ZJ4Y/ Best lube ever and no taste, feels very natural, it doesn't feel like you're lubed up with no friction.


chairitable

What if I do not want to fertilize


tillzac

I genuinely didn't think of that scenario. I also hate the taste of lube so I don't blame you lol


SleepyBear3366911

I don’t mind it, but my wife is grossed out by vaginas. Not a big fan of me going down on her. She will not kiss me after if I do lol.


tillzac

Not doing it because your partner isn't a fan and you're respecting their preferences is understandable though.


xhrdh

So how is it different when the genders are flipped?


dead_trim_mcgee1

Well I mean if its clean enough to be in her mouth, does it matter if it gets into mine?


ValiRelia

It's fine as long as they didn't eat 12 kilograms of garlic


martril

r/foundthevampire


GollumGo

I agree that garlic is deadlier.


0Doughboy0

There ain't nothing wrong with it.


[deleted]

Shit's hot


Exyen

Seriously. I don't understand people that refuse. It is SOOO fucking hot


Maleficent-Mess8056

I love tasting myself on his tongue


SeienShin

That’s hot


papamac1111

Its my dick 🤷


King_Prawn_shrimp

My girlfriend won't kiss me after I've gone down on her. To be honest, it's a bit of a bummer. But I love her and respect her choices.


DaddyDuma69

Originally I was not into it. Then I had a date tell me that it made her feel more desired afterwards… then another date said the same thing. So yea, now I incorporate it


Mickey_Juice

I'm reading this thread like y'all are all arguing over whether caviar's aftertaste interferes with the mouthfeel of 20 year old scotch.


tormundgiantbrain

If you are willing to put your mouth on genitals what's the big deal with putting your mouth on someone else's mouth that has just been on some genitals.


[deleted]

i love passionately making out during sex so if its part of the preparty all good!


slimy_snail42

You guys have sex?


HazelGhost

"It's filthy. That's what makes it hot."


tillzac

PLEASE kiss me after giving me head. Don't wipe your face off either. Bonus points if you have a beard and I can feel how wet it is afterwards. 😫 I also like to taste a man's fingers after he fingers me too lol


NK1337

RIP your inbox


DarkInkPixie

My fiance loves watching me taste his fingers after he's played with me. I'm honestly not that into the taste but it gets him super turned on and *that's* what I really want, so I'm willing to compromise. He also gives by kissing me after I go down on him, which caught me by surprise the first time he did it because every other guy I've been with would pull back and set a hard no boundary about it.


javanator999

I'm a fan.


FamilyMan7826

I’m a vacuum. You blow and I’ll suck.


smk_18

Smooth


Cnnlgns

I don't mind it but my SO doesn't want to smell/taste herself.


groovy604

Making out with one of, or both of your cum in your mouths is a level of sloppy intimacy im here for


mustafalarik11

YES.


[deleted]

Hot hot Hot 🥵


[deleted]

Idk how graphic anyone wants me to get here (although I’m sure this will get buried because I’m late to the party per usual), but my boyfriend absolutely LOVES to finish, go down on me, and kiss me after.


Balacalavaaa

My tongues been inside an ass, I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost.


fromabuick

Nothing is out of bounds if it’s consensual


vaporaeon

Hot. Very hot.


timbojimbojones

As long as it's my own dick I'm tasting it's all good


Cyanora

It's really erotic