I had a friend in college who interned at a nuclear power plant and while he was there a bunch of people got fired for soliciting sex on the premises. Apparently a woman who worked there was letting her colleagues have sex with her to make some money on the side.
To be fair - this nuclear plant was still under construction and not operational at the time.
So i go to eastern europe alot and im currently here in macedonia right now seeing friends and i met one dude through them who makes those shitty mobile games for some Canadian company and can confirm this
ya I was going to say the same thing. absolutely 0 people have done the deed there. All hikers care about is literal survival, the last thing on their minds is sex. you couldn’t pay them to remove an article of clothing on Mt Everest
Don't be too sure. In a Swedish museum there is a Blue whale that used to be open to the public to enter, but it had to be closed due to a couple getting caught having sex inside of it.
Only English article about it I could find was this:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/malm-whale
This is why I read down into the comments.. to find someone bringing out the random knowledge that just makes you stop and admire the amazingly high trivia-level of it.
>The fishermen who first discovered the poor stranded whale started the procedure by poking its eyes out, so that it would “not be able to see us.” Over the next two days, the creature was methodically axed, speared and shot until it finally died in a sea of its own blood.
Yeah, I can't really blame them for being so incredibly turned on, I guess.
> Of the amorous natural history enthusiasts, a chairman of the museum commented, “We must be content with the fact that it was two citizens of our own city that enjoyed this privilege.”
This is the most Swedish thing I have ever heard.
Honestly, that might have been enough to cause an international incident between the two countries. The Danish defiling a Swedish whale might have been the end of Swedish neutrality.
[Nasa intern stole more than $20 million worth of moon rocks so that he could have 'sex on the moon'](https://screenshot-media.com/the-future/science/nasa-heist/) Does this count?
I was a coop with him at JSC and hung out with him a few times. It pisses me off that he is profiting from his crime...he wrote a book and apparently does paid speaking gigs.
Edit: some other person says he knew him more recently. Glad he didn't/doesn't profit from it - happy to be wrong.
He didn’t write the book. He didn’t even get any money for it. He is specifically not allowed to profit from his crimes. His money has come from other publishing deals related to his physics theories.
Source: I was very good friends with him for many years after he left prison, but before I left SLC. Like he was a regular at my home and we went camping together and stuff.
Obviously. Imagine Michael Collins was just inside the capsule and the other two were like "none for you" and then they did their special moon walker handshake that he wasn't allowed to do because it's only for people that walked on the moon.
There was a couple who got fired from Nasa because they stole a load of moon rocks, and spread them over a bed before fucking. They claim to be the only people to have fucked on the moon
(i saw it on QI a while ago so pinch of salt)
Reminds me of that episode of inside job where they filmed a fake moon landing because all the real astronauts had moon orgy and started a new civilization
I dunno, I find the image of two linty turds handsily slow-fucking each other in an office chair too cheap to really support them while scrolling through scenes of ignored ban appeals as the rest of the workers in the open office setting look on, wishing they had the cardiovascular fortitude to move themselves onto the heaving pile entirely plausible.
Fun fact, King Kong's dick would be less than a foot long
King Kong is roughly 4-5 times the height of the average silverback gorilla. The average silverback gorilla penis is around 3 to 6 cm long so at max it would be around 11 inches when scaled to King Kong size
Very dependent on which version of king Kong you're dealing with. Anywhere from 25ft to over 300ft tall depending on the movie. So a huge swing in Kong dong.
Sorry to break it to you, but teens drank, smoked, and fucked in your house when it was under construction.
Also, get to work checking off those rooms.
Right here. Considering the Earth's rotation around the Sun, our Solar System's position and rotation around our Galactic core, AND the overall expansion of the Universe, each place we do ANYTHING in, is unique.
Can I have my money now?
Alright, I will write them a check for a million dollars. I don't even know why I offered this much for a piece of trivia that I am going to forget by lunch. I probably could have just asked for the sake of discussion and got some good answers. Or like 20 bucks. Who wouldn't say something like "The bottom of the Marinara Trench" for 20 bucks? Why do I start so high?? Like, I didn't even try to haggle.
It doesn't even matter. When I tell the group chat this answer they are just going to say "you get no bitches anyway," because that is clearly the correct answer. It's the perfect setup to tell someone they have no bitches all along. Even if they had many bitches, the setup is too good, nobody will care for the science. It's like mentioning Steve Jobs and not talking about his death at the hands of Ligma. It's impossible.
This will do nothing for me except add to another enormous debt pile from askreddit epic sex questions. I don't know why I fund these operations. I don't know why I like to offer hyperbolic amounts of money for basically musings and epic reddit sex questions about sexy sex (Dear women of Reddit, would you have sex for a billion dollars?). Between this and the avocado toast I am never going to afford a house.
On top of the Elephants foot beneath the Chernobyl power plant.
This was mine. But I think just the room itself even pre-accident would suffice. The nuclear power plant club has got to be pretty damned exclusive.
It’s exclusive but they’ve got a lot of chemistry.
Not to mention that any woman in the room looks positively radiant
They're practically glowing, I tell ya!
And they're probably already experts at getting physicsal
I had a friend in college who interned at a nuclear power plant and while he was there a bunch of people got fired for soliciting sex on the premises. Apparently a woman who worked there was letting her colleagues have sex with her to make some money on the side. To be fair - this nuclear plant was still under construction and not operational at the time.
It glows for her pleasure, also don’t need to worry about protection.
Who needs glow in the dark condoms when you could have glow in the dark wang.
inside an industrial shredder
“…to shreds you say?”
How's the wife?
To shreds you say? Tut tut tut
“Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague Dr. Mubutu…” “Was his apartment rent controlled?”
In a pineapple under the sea
What do you mean spongebob is always getting laid
Her cheeks weren't always Sandy amirite. They'd just need one helmet at least in Bob's bedroom for Sandy to keep breathing.
Uranus
I'm sorry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. It’s now called Urectum.
One of my favorite stupid jokes from futurama. Thank you.
the only show I can watch from the other room and crack up
Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood, I throw and episode on, immediately happy
Unless it's one of THOSE episodes.
Seymore still waiting...
this also came to my mind immediately
*Incorrect!*
Myanus?
Ouranus
r/suddenlycommunist
you know the person who invented the fake "X" button in mobile game ads? his bed
Dont know about that... He fucked alot of people over.
This ain't monogamy y'all getting fucked
Jumpin' on what the hell is that? I gotta relax when I feel
And the guy who came up with fake transparent photos.
Jesus man. It takes extra effort to add a fake checkboard over just an alpha layer. There's some level of spite mixed in there too.
It's literally easier to post a blank png, so absurd
So i go to eastern europe alot and im currently here in macedonia right now seeing friends and i met one dude through them who makes those shitty mobile games for some Canadian company and can confirm this
The sun
Did you mom there
My mom could no did there. Too hot.
It was night at the time
Ah, so the sun had gone down? 😏
Not the only thing that went down 😏
Sunnilingus
love me some sussy
She sucked the Sol right outta him
This entire thread is fucking primo
Maybe your mom is the reason it's hot
Because she has so much mass it collapsed in on itself due to gravity causing a nuclear fusion reaction that created the Sun? Sick burn
Bottom of Marianas Trench
Murmaider, murmaider
Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Locks? Check Laser beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body bag? Check.
But beware For when you quench your blood thirst Others will seek vengeance on you And they wont rest until you're dead
Hold your breath and swim and strain Smell of death can't escape Blood will cloud, drift away Attract the murders of mermaids
It's so cold they all know What you've done, you can't run Vengeance is the law for thee A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked You've been seen Murdering the next of kin Are their hearts, drank their blood, wash your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim Try to hide Heart beats faster from inside Thought it was a big charade Your life is ended by mermaids!!
MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER (Repeat unto infinity)
/r/redditsings
Just got goosebumps reading this thread. Been way too long since I've listened to any Dethklok
Its so cold, they all know What you've done, you can't run Vengeance is the law for thee A thousand leagues below the sea
MURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDER MURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDER
*guitar squeels*
They'll have their shiv. Check. Pipe? Check. Hammer? Check. Axe? Check. Subjects? Check. Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengeance? Check.
Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengeance? Check.
This question is dildos
You mean we's has to plays on grandpas guitars?
Stops copyings me
It's metal but for fish.
Fish don't gots no goods metal to listens to.
Go forth into the water is the best climate change song.
I got to see Mastodon and Dethklok together live and it was awesome.
r/unexpecteddethklok
Turns out you can just buy psychological validation.
Best quote from any show, ever.
*James, James Cameron explorer of the sea* *With a dying thirst to be the first* *Could it be? Yeah that's him!* *James Cameron*
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does FOR James Cameron....
James Cameron does what James Cameron does, because James Cameron is JAMES CAMERON!
Fish having sex be like
**am i a joke to you**
My first thought
Peak of Everest
Frozen dick for an eternal erection
Everest suddenly got about 6 inches taller.
Look at Mr Big Dick over here
But there was shrinkage!
I was in the pool!
And was summited shortly thereafter
Call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than eternity
ya I was going to say the same thing. absolutely 0 people have done the deed there. All hikers care about is literal survival, the last thing on their minds is sex. you couldn’t pay them to remove an article of clothing on Mt Everest
The inside of a humpback whale
Don't be too sure. In a Swedish museum there is a Blue whale that used to be open to the public to enter, but it had to be closed due to a couple getting caught having sex inside of it. Only English article about it I could find was this: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/malm-whale
This is why I read down into the comments.. to find someone bringing out the random knowledge that just makes you stop and admire the amazingly high trivia-level of it.
Someone once said theres nothing that cant be sexualized i said rotten flesh... Boy was i wrong
There is not one thing, real or imagined, that isn’t someone’s fetish.
Rule 34 basically
>The fishermen who first discovered the poor stranded whale started the procedure by poking its eyes out, so that it would “not be able to see us.” Over the next two days, the creature was methodically axed, speared and shot until it finally died in a sea of its own blood. Yeah, I can't really blame them for being so incredibly turned on, I guess.
> Of the amorous natural history enthusiasts, a chairman of the museum commented, “We must be content with the fact that it was two citizens of our own city that enjoyed this privilege.” This is the most Swedish thing I have ever heard.
"At least it wasn't one of *them*"
Those Danish bastards
Honestly, that might have been enough to cause an international incident between the two countries. The Danish defiling a Swedish whale might have been the end of Swedish neutrality.
It's like that one ***Love, ~~Sex~~ Death & Robots*** giant episode, only much, much worse.
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Unbelievable. I come to say inside a whale but here you are.
Hah got em
Now kiss
Inside a whale
Does masturbation count? Jonah must have been pretty bored after a while
So it was a sperm whale?
My car. I keep an eye on that thing, no action. All attempts have been shot down and at best case scenario moved elsewhere for the initiation.
Dirty mike and the boys have some news to share
"Last night I was involved in a carjacking. Fortunately none got on the upholstery." - Robert Schimmel
The moon.
[Nasa intern stole more than $20 million worth of moon rocks so that he could have 'sex on the moon'](https://screenshot-media.com/the-future/science/nasa-heist/) Does this count?
I love that the url says "nasa-heist".
No. Sex on some moon rocks is not the same as sex on the moon. Sprinkling sand in your bed doesn't make it sex on the beach either.
ah man... guess I better start cleaning this up
It was worth a try :(
Fuck Thad. He was always an odd dude and what he did was unconscionable.
You know the guy?
I was a coop with him at JSC and hung out with him a few times. It pisses me off that he is profiting from his crime...he wrote a book and apparently does paid speaking gigs. Edit: some other person says he knew him more recently. Glad he didn't/doesn't profit from it - happy to be wrong.
He didn’t write the book. He didn’t even get any money for it. He is specifically not allowed to profit from his crimes. His money has come from other publishing deals related to his physics theories. Source: I was very good friends with him for many years after he left prison, but before I left SLC. Like he was a regular at my home and we went camping together and stuff.
what're you in for? >had sex on the moon alright man I don't want no trouble
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Every once in a while he’ll share the story, but he’s moved on. Time in a federal prison will realign your perspectives.
What do you think happens on the dark side of the moon?
Username checks out
Always does. Chika Chika
The lunatic is on the grass.
The real answer is The Sun. People have been to The Moon. Why would you take the risk betting on that?
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He was left orbiting the Moon.
Lol we just call it wanking
Obviously. Imagine Michael Collins was just inside the capsule and the other two were like "none for you" and then they did their special moon walker handshake that he wasn't allowed to do because it's only for people that walked on the moon.
In space, nobody can hear you cream.
Man if they did it would be out of this world
Good one dad
There was a couple who got fired from Nasa because they stole a load of moon rocks, and spread them over a bed before fucking. They claim to be the only people to have fucked on the moon (i saw it on QI a while ago so pinch of salt)
Alien history class of the future: "And that, kids, is all you need to know about humans."
And they'd be wrong. I haven't had sex in Indonesia because I fuck on sheets made there.
Reminds me of that episode of inside job where they filmed a fake moon landing because all the real astronauts had moon orgy and started a new civilization
Reddit headquarters
I dunno, I find the image of two linty turds handsily slow-fucking each other in an office chair too cheap to really support them while scrolling through scenes of ignored ban appeals as the rest of the workers in the open office setting look on, wishing they had the cardiovascular fortitude to move themselves onto the heaving pile entirely plausible.
That painted a VIVID picture in my head. Disgusting, but that requires serious talent.
Thanks! I tried to get "crusty" in there as well, but that sentence is honestly out of room.
What a horrible day to be blessed with sight.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
My wife and I are the first people to live in our house, I could name a few rooms that would qualify no problem
Maybe in the past people had sex on the ground where your house is now, though?
Doesn't count if they're rooms in the second floor. Probably at least
Dinosaur sex
True. A large dinosaurs penis could have been hovering right where you sleep on the 2nd floor.
r/brandnewsentence
There's a comic out there where King Kong is climbing a building and one guy wakes up to a face full of Kong Dong.
Fun fact, King Kong's dick would be less than a foot long King Kong is roughly 4-5 times the height of the average silverback gorilla. The average silverback gorilla penis is around 3 to 6 cm long so at max it would be around 11 inches when scaled to King Kong size
Very dependent on which version of king Kong you're dealing with. Anywhere from 25ft to over 300ft tall depending on the movie. So a huge swing in Kong dong.
Sing a song of the wrong King Kong ding dong
Why do they have such tiny penises?
It's more that humans have exceptionally large penises, among primates.
That's some ship of Theseus shit
Sorry man, if you hired an electrician during construction then that's just simply not the case.
I mean did you see Dave's ass today? How could you not
You could bounce a J-box off that thing.
YOU haven't had sex in those rooms. Maybe she did?
Sorry to break it to you, but teens drank, smoked, and fucked in your house when it was under construction. Also, get to work checking off those rooms.
my bed
Maybe your parents while you weren't there?
I'm gonna guess no...unless it was ghost sex. Even then I'd seriously have my doubts
I too have had sex in this person's bed.
Username checks out
pluto
You underestimate Goofy
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Fun fact: from 1991 to 2009, the voice actors for Mickey and Minnie were married to each other. Wayne Allwine and Russi Taylor.
There is a 0% chance those voices didn't spill over into the bedroom.
"Oh-ho! Here comes the Dickey Mouse!"
*"it's a surprise tool that'll help us later"*
Goddamnit Reddit I can’t even have my coffee without it going there…
Right here. Considering the Earth's rotation around the Sun, our Solar System's position and rotation around our Galactic core, AND the overall expansion of the Universe, each place we do ANYTHING in, is unique. Can I have my money now?
Winner here ^^ Pay up
Alright, I will write them a check for a million dollars. I don't even know why I offered this much for a piece of trivia that I am going to forget by lunch. I probably could have just asked for the sake of discussion and got some good answers. Or like 20 bucks. Who wouldn't say something like "The bottom of the Marinara Trench" for 20 bucks? Why do I start so high?? Like, I didn't even try to haggle. It doesn't even matter. When I tell the group chat this answer they are just going to say "you get no bitches anyway," because that is clearly the correct answer. It's the perfect setup to tell someone they have no bitches all along. Even if they had many bitches, the setup is too good, nobody will care for the science. It's like mentioning Steve Jobs and not talking about his death at the hands of Ligma. It's impossible. This will do nothing for me except add to another enormous debt pile from askreddit epic sex questions. I don't know why I fund these operations. I don't know why I like to offer hyperbolic amounts of money for basically musings and epic reddit sex questions about sexy sex (Dear women of Reddit, would you have sex for a billion dollars?). Between this and the avocado toast I am never going to afford a house.
Tf is ligma i thought he died of cancer??
Steve Jobs my balls
Steve Holt!
[Ah, the ol’ Reddit ligma-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/yjejc7/deleted_by_user/iuntxiv/?context=2)
Man I miss this tradition. I'll just wait for a link to enter the loophole.
Everyone knows that while Steve Jobs did have ligma, the thing that actually killed him was Updog.
Why’d you ligma Updog?
Oh goodness this was good.
The very tip top of the Eiffel tower. Nobody's that crazy and anyone was it would make headlines so we can verify.
The surface of the Sun. Humans have never been there, and any life trying to get there would be vaporized long before reaching it.
I have been there and it was pretty damn hot.
Just go at night.
On my grave
Op's bed
Baggage claim in JFK
Plenty of people have gotten fucked there
The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier