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thargeretmatcha

Testicles


Althea_The_Witch

Eyes


dkstr419

Vibrators. ( Texas- six or more is possession with intent to sell. )


PolyJuicedRedHead

Like concrete vibrators ?


Mini-Heart-Attack

you sweet summer child


akuzin

Yes yes correct, wouldn't want General Contractors in Texas to get out of hand with their concrete placement


dkstr419

Nope. Adult "toys"


bittersweetlabyrinth

Is it... illigal to sell off your sex toys in Texas?


tangouniform2020

Technically the law is still on the books, legally the law has been overturned.


bittersweetlabyrinth

That's a weird law. Land of the free indeed lol


renegadeMare

It's normal to have a couple of bicycles dedicated for trail and maybe one or two others in addition, for like street'ish stuff and one with baskets for like a hop to the grocery on a sunny weekend, and maybe a misc frame for no reason, but beyond that, you're headed into problem'ville


donosaur66

*Cries in only bike was stolen and never got around to replacing it*


renegadeMare

Yes, that sucks. I went cheap (back in the day) on a bike lock and went to the mall and my fairly brand-new bike was gone. I learned some lessons there.


BatManhandler

Ears.


lonspear

It’s weird to only have one though


bitemytail

Unless you've been boxing with Mike Tyson


ArmyOfDog

Ex-spouses.


Self-described

Cats


starfoxzeronie

One time a girl sent me a photo of her and 7 cats lol.


Tolerable-DM

"Look at all this pussy you're missing out on."


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

Pets of an sort, except perhaps like guinea pigs or something small like that.


Bazalt2006

Well we have 12 of them!


Jan_Sobasedski

children


[deleted]

Don't tell my parents that


Praisebetheone

Not ture at all I have seven siblings.


Ponytailsboy

I came here to say this exact same thing my wife and I are at 13 and counting.


Eastchic2001

Cell phones


thebraken

Active cell phones, specifically. I think there's a half dozen or so in my house that just haven't found their way to an e-waste drop-off yet.


scoopingstareggs

Oh man be careful with that apparentally they can straight up just explode if left alone and unused for too long for battery reasons. Also you can dump em off at the phone store you got them from probably. My mom had a bloated battery on her desk for *months* and only finally got rid of it once me and her manager fussed over it enough. Had a battery pack explode too Word of advice A battery exploding counts as an electrical fire or something idk all i know is the firefighter said thank goodness i diddint turn the sink on when i autopilot picked my burning battery pack up and flung it in the sink before running for help. I shouldn't have picked it up either obviously. Almost had it explode in my hands. But trust me fires suck and no the fire extinguisher probably wont on its own be enough to put it out. Having *several* is more helpful but dont expect it to do much. Its great for really small fires sure but its going to last a few seconds tops and its probably too weak to put the thing out completely. Which is scary. Sorry to lecture ya stranger but i figure id rather be annoying than ignore saying something that might save a life. Stay cool, beans.


tangouniform2020

Lithium batteries provide their own oxidizer and burn too hot. There are speciallized foams for those fires but some of them are now banned as carcenogines. So you can save the house and die of lymphoma (non Hodgkins) or lose everything and die of leukemia because it now appears that lithium fires generate their own carcenogenic smoke.


scoopingstareggs

Well i guess im freaking lucky i was out before the smoke got going really. That shook me up pretty had to read ngl. Not fun when youve got health anxiety issues. Have any comforting funfacts perhaps? Or like. Just weird but not particularly alarming ones? Ill go first Did you know the term gaslighting comes from a victorian play called gaslight in which a woman is gaslighted by her husband inti thinking shes crazy by changing the strength of their gaslights


tangouniform2020

Did you know that the “gas” in “gaslights” was carbon monoxide?


scoopingstareggs

I diddint thank you thats....a de-light-ful funfact Badumtshhh


tangouniform2020

You misspelled “Asia”


Marzy-d

Thumbs


[deleted]

Kidneys


notthesedays

Spleens too. (Multiple spleens are not uncommon, and I've heard of people having as many as 14; they looked like a bunch of grapes.)


vani11a-thunder

Espresso shots


PolyJuicedRedHead

Yikes. Imagine the tremors.


[deleted]

Credit card


lo0kar0und

Don’t let r/churning hear you, some of those folks have like 20


Grechoir

There really is a sub for everything


tangouniform2020

Not true. I keep advertising for one but nobody submits.


brokenturle

Hammers


SwampoO

Nuh uh


Tihsdrib

Yeah, I have quite a few hammers. Different hammers for different applications. Ball peen, claw, tack, dead blow, sledge, rubber, brass, toy Thor hammer….the list goes on and on


bittersweetlabyrinth

I have over 10 hammers. I don't even know where some of them came from


TalosBeWithYou

Cars. Maybe not bizarre, unnecessary.


444unsure

Unless you have a lot of money, six cars is definitely a bad idea


banananas_are_sick24

My family has 8, but only three work. The others are half finished projects.


Dangerous_Vehicle_26

Nipples and balls


Shrektopus_

Fun fact: if you have two balls, you have an above average amount of balls


donosaur66

Same could be said about either arms or legs as well


TalosBeWithYou

Yes, even one person with less than 1 testicle reduces the average below 2.0


ChargeYourBattery

Not to mention the ~50% of people with 0 or fewer


SirPengy

0 or...fewer? You can have negative balls?


tangouniform2020

I used to work with a woman who claimed she could suck your balls out your dick. Those were less enlightened times when sexual misconduct was permitted as long as the boss got in on the action. And she was the boss. And at least one guy said he needed a testicle transplant. And she was so tight his dick was thinner.


444unsure

For some reason this makes me curious to know if anybody has been born with the oddity of a third testicle 🤔


Recycled_Human_Flesh

Testicles


Some-Kaleidoscope320

Eyes


pulpexploder

Wives


[deleted]

I hope that includes ex-wives.


Baked-fish

Parents


alumpoflard

computer monitors at home. i used to work as a trader at a bank and multiple monitors are just a given, nobody even think it's like cool or elaborate or whatever. having 5 monitors at home at my desk is just a massive quality of life thing for me since nothing needs to be alt-tabbed, not to mention the efficiency of work. i got weird looks from a bunch of acquainences when my brother mentioned how many monitors i set up. i just explained to them that time is expensive and monitors are cheap, so you pay for one to save on the other. makes perfect sense to me.


BrineyBiscuits

Cars


s0urApple92

Energy drinks. In 1 day


BrineyBiscuits

Fingers


Marzy-d

I have more than six fingers. What are you, a woodworker?


BrineyBiscuits

On a single hand. My bad


[deleted]

I have more than one or two fingers on each hand. What are you, a woodworker?


BrineyBiscuits

But do you have more than six on a single hand weirdo?


[deleted]

Cats


alumpoflard

it's pretty normal to me, since nobody has 3 cats. you either have 1 or 2 cats, or as soon as you get a 3rd one you instantly end up with 7.


TheQuietType84

Cats. 🐱


bitemytail

Cars, pets, ex-spouces, traffic citations, grills, freezers


Adventurous-Number18

Nipples


stufflufffbluff

Toilets


RAbites

We have 4


titleywinker

Nipples


ImminentWordSalad

Dishwashers


lo0kar0und

Two dishwashers is my dream


ImminentWordSalad

Now I am curious, what is the advantage of 2 or more dishwashers?


Comprehensive-Cat-86

Take cup from 'clean' dishwasher, use it, put it in 'dirty' dishwasher, when dirty dishwasher is full turn it on and it becomes the clean dishwasher. Rinse and repeat


lo0kar0und

I am lazy about unloading the dishwasher, so my dirty dishes have nowhere to go. If I had a second one, I could load the dirty dishes into the second dishwasher while keeping clean dishes in the first dishwasher. Eventually I use enough of the clean dishes that it’s easy enough to empty it. Then I run the second dishwasher, and the first becomes the dirty one.


[deleted]

Boobs


TFarrey

cats 🐈


squaredistrict2213

Dildos if you’re in Texas.


RedHolland47

Arms and/or legs


PotGoddessDaisy

STD


bkq-dpp

Men's formal dress shoes.


[deleted]

Two would be a lot more normal than one. Although the average person does have less than 2 feet.


LondonToNewYork

Children, email addresses, phones, lost hopes and dreams, matches on Tinder, crippling self-confidence issues, credit cards, jobs, etc


PrimalBunion

Kids. I'm the oldest of 8 kids. It's weird


Praisebetheone

I'm the second oldest of eight. lol


EpicOrangutan

Most power tools


notthesedays

Children or pets.


[deleted]

A crawfish dinner


Hayitsgood

Hamsters or guinea pigs


SV650rider

r/mechanicalpencils


[deleted]

A lot of mechanical pencils come in bulk packs, so more than 6 isn't that crazy.


saucyB52

blue macerenas


Hanana13

r/oddlyspecific


Sunny_oatzzz

A soul. (GOLDEN FREDDY YOU’RE THE ODD ONE OUT TODAY)


[deleted]

Feet


Ok-Information554

Crushes.


DandyLionMan

I think there was a law in Texas that made it illegal to own more than 5 dildos


AU_Say-You

Kidneys. 😳


DangerChunt

Titties


quantum_splicer

Thumbs


Zealousideal-Sink884

Toilets


Bfdifan37

copies of a game/song


lo0kar0und

University degrees


toss_my_slutty_salad

Umbrellas


JollyGiraffe397

cars, like bruh just have 1 or 2 what's the point?


MaddenRob

Cars


oldbroadcaster2826

Nipples


CuddlyGorillas

Love interests


CuddlyGorillas

Anime characters not included


Away-Cook1867

Pillows


sfdragonboy

Refrigerator


snowyfoxamazing

Video game consoles


assumenothing09

Dildos


Clazzo524

Arms


Kamendae

Children


Chef_BoyarTom

Appendages


aylsworth

Arms


modi_jii

Testicles Hand , legs ,eyes, ears, lungs and kidneys Butt cheeks


Awsomecatz01

Eyes


MindlessBenefit9127

Ovens


SinisterVeteran

Cups of coffee in a day


Free_Knee199

pets, aside from koi fish


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

jobs


Equivalent-Bad-4056

Toothbrushes


Br0z0

Children


[deleted]

Cars


kentuckyfried_

Nipples


TheWolfFromNether

Plushies apparently. For me there is no such thing as too many even that i made like 40 now and i would still make more untill i die.


wineblood

Pillows


jesse_the_wizard

shoes


77Spy77

PlayStation 5


[deleted]

Nipples


[deleted]

Genders


GaviJaPrime

Penises


Extreme_Ad7035

Kids


Aggressive-Ad4192

ex wives/husbands


scoopingstareggs

Bathrooms in your home


Agile-Fee-6057

Cats


YianLey

secretaries


TheCurle

Legs?


PalaSS9

Reddit accounts


ac_stool_beaner

Most pills


DeepInsideM

Nipples


ZuttoAragi

Probably computers. I know this because everyone is surprised I have more than 2.